Day Fifteen
Saturday November 24th, 2001
The Saddest Day of My Life

The beautiful How was still next to me when I woke up. She didn’t have any makeup on, her hair was a little messy, but she was still beautiful. God she was beautiful. We engaged in some morning sex which wasn’t as good as the night before. It was still very nice, however, especially given the tightness of her pussy. I paid her 1800 baht and this would be the last girl I did in Pattaya.

Once again it was time to return to Bangkok. Our plane was scheduled to depart around 2am Sunday morning. So the plan was to get a cheap motel in Bangkok, drop off our stuff and finish off our last sessions in Thailand at some of the MP’s. I had already decided that one of my sessions for today was going to be Na at Atami. She would turn out to be my only repeat of the trip, but today would be my third separate time with her on this trip.

I once again secured a taxi back to Bangkok at Eastiny Travel on Soi 8. The lady recognized me from the week before and remembered the drill. The driver was once again at lunch so Dart and I killed time at the Soi8Net internet café.

The taxi ride back was uneventful. We had the driver drops us off in front of the Nana Hotel while I checked for a room. We really only needed a safe place to drop off our stuff while we went out that day. We would be checking out around 11 or 12 to catch a ride to the airport.

This whole day I had a sad feeling about me. I could have easily stayed another two weeks there. Heck, I was ready to move there. I was cheered up briefly by the fact I was going to see my darling Na though. Man this girl was a gem. I kissed tons of girls during this trip. Mostly all of them were great. But there was something special about the way Na kissed me. It was amazing. I can recall totally making out with her the first time on the soapy mattress. I was hooked. This girl was special.

We checked into the Nana Hotel. I had reservations about staying at the place because I had heard it had a reputation for bugs and un-cleanliness. I didn’t care for the rooms too much either. I just didn’t like the place much. I’d rather pay a few hundred more baht and stay in a place like Majestic or Grand President. Dart commented he didn’t mind the place at all could stay there no problem.

We dumped our stuff and then headed out. It was probably 3 or 4 in the afternoon. First stop, Atami. I once again marched in and told the papasan I wanted number 94. This time I did not see her pop up from the fishbowl. She wasn’t there. Well, she was, but she in the back. After a short while she came out from one of the rooms.

She tried to explain what she was doing. From what I could gather she was getting a massage for herself as her arms and back were sore.

I paid up, made sure we had an air-conditioned room and we made our way back. This time we just completely skipped the bath and slip and slide and went right into the making out portion. I had stopped taking notes by now. So I don’t remember many of the specifics of the session that would follow.

It was another great session though. It included lots of kissing and affection. It included another decent BBBJ and then it probably included us in multiple positions. We spent some additional time after the session kissing off and on and talking. I told her tonight was my last night in Bangkok.

She immediately wanted to go and see me off at the airport. As much I liked Na, I wasn’t about to be paying the 4000 baht or higher barfine she said the house needed. I told her how much I liked her and the next time I was in Bangkok I would definitely try and find her again.

I think I started humming a song from my Best Dance 199 CD. She then whipped out her cell phone and one of the rings on it was from one of the songs on the CD. Curious, I asked her how much she paid for her phone. It was pretty small and looked pretty cool. I was expecting it to be relatively cheap so many other things in Thailand were. She came back with 9000 baht. That is about $202 US so cell phones don’t appear to be cheap. I don’t know what calling plans they have in Thailand, but she said she paid 2000 baht ($45 US) per month for service. Again, pretty close to US prices.

We cleaned up and got dressed and I bid a very long goodbye to the best experience on the trip. She again asked me to pay the house so she could come with me to say goodbye. I declined. I had read somewhere that the girls want to go with you to the airport in the hopes that you will give them any Thai baht you have leftover from the trip. Who knows? But again, I wasn’t about to pay a 4000 baht barfine for a girl just to have her keep me company. Great sessions and all aside, that is just too much.

Oh, forgot to mention. We did our standard, have the cab take us to the Prince hotel, go inside, wait for the cab to leave and then walk over to Atami. As we were walking along New Petachaburi (is it Petchaburi and Phetburi, I have seen it spelled both ways?) Rd I noticed a cab slow down right beside us and give us a good stare. The side gate off a side street to Atami was still open so we took the shortcut. I mentioned to Dart that this cabbie might try to pull a quick one on us, trying to convince the people at Atami he brought us there. As were walking in the door, the cabbie had pulled around, parked in front and I noticed him getting out as we walked in. I had chosen Na and thrown down the 2000 baht I had paid the first two times. I think Dart mentioned later they tried to raise his price by 500 baht, but he knew better.

We later ended up at Cupidy. A few targets but we also checked out Shrebet and Delila. There was some kind of private or birthday party going on at Delila and I felt out of place after walking in. Given that atmosphere and the higher prices, Dart and I both declined on the sidelines girls there.

We decided to head back to Cupidy. I made it VERY CLEAR to the papasan I had walked there and I did not want to pay any taxi surcharge. Was quoted a price of 1000 baht for fishbowl girls and 1500 baht for sideline girls. Dart and I both chose sideline girls.

This was going to be my last session in Thailand. Her name was Bell. I believe she was a little bit older, like 26 or so.

She had absolutely no tits at all. She put her hair up into a shower cap while she bathed me. The fucking battery in the camera went out right as I was taking the picture and this is the only girl I did on the trip that I don’t have a picture of. I don’t remember the quality of the bath. There was no slip and slide.

The rooms were pretty decent though. We had sex on the bed, covered BJ but pretty good. And then we had sex. After the sex she took her time and gave me a real nice massage. We must have been up there a really long time. After the massage was over, that was it. That was my very last session in Thailand. Man, I was depressed.

The session itself was decent but I should have ended with Na or Ple.

I met Dart downstairs. I’ll let him tell you how his last session went. We made a stop at Nanaplaza to say goodbye to various girls we had met and made conversation with. Then it was time to grab our stuff and go to the airport.

At the airport we got something to eat. Dart and I joked about the receipts they handed us. I was 1 EUROPIAN customer. Dart was 1 ASIAN customer. Some British were near us as well and commenting about the meal receipts. There was a black guy with them. I don’t know if the receipt actually said this or not, but they commented aloud, “His says 1 NIGERIAN customer.

I didn’t bother exchanging the rest of the baht I had on me. It wasn’t that much and there was a 500 baht “exit fee” we had to pay. When we were checking in, I tried to get on Dart’s earlier flight out of Incheon, but that flight was still booked solid. (I was on a much later flight out of Seoul.)

We were actually bused out to the 747 from the airport. We boarded and seated and then another case of depression came upon me. I was leaving paradise. The memories I made on this trip will live with me forever. This trip was especially well document. With two and half tapes of recorded notes and now this 95 page trip report.

I’ll never be a first-timer to LOS again. The next time I go I will be even better prepared. It won’t look the same next time. I will have a different perspective on things.

No matter what or how depressed I was getting on that plane, I was glad I came. I love new places and new experiences. And I much as I would love to go to Rio, Argentina, Costa Rica or Germany, my next trip is going to be a return trip to Thailand.

A well respected monger on this ClubHombre board told to me long before my trip. “TJ ruined you for Nogales, Thailand will ruin you for all of Mexico.” He was so right. Man, he was so right. (I will continue this in the addendum)

The flight to Incheon seemed pretty short. We soon arrived there. I again tried to change to Dart’s earlier flight. Again I was denied. Dart and I killed time at an internet terminal and got something to eat. It was then time for Dart to leave. I still had eight more hours at Incheon.

Dart soon left and I had nothing but time to kill. I went over to one of the flat screen TV’s and watched some football for a while. Then I went exploring. I eventually found the Korean Air lounge. The internet terminals there had seats. There was also an expensive bar nearby. I only drank cokes. I killed most of the time at that internet café. The lounge also had a video game arcade room, massage room, and some other facilities for economy passengers. You just had to pay. Across the platform were the business class and first class lounges.

It was eventually time for my plane to leave. An announcement came over that at the request of the FAA, extra security measures were in place. This meant there was an army of green jacketed security personnel all armed with hand held metal detectors. There were also randomly searching bags.

I boarded, and about 9 hours later I was back in LA. The flight over from LA was 12 hours, the flight back was 9. Thank someone for the jet stream!

Customs as LAX was long, but the wait wasn’t too bad. I secured my transportation back to Arizona and my trip was officially over. Some other miscellaneous notes, opinions, and other things I forgot to mention will be included in the addendum. Then this trip report will be officially closed.

Xenono & d'Artagnan,

Hey guys, thanks for sharing your experience. It brings back many memories.

I must admit that I'm in awe of your ability to have sex with girls back-to-back with very little recovery time. You guys must be a couple of young virile studs or "rabbits." I guess I'm jealous. At 46 yrs old, I use Viagra. After unloading, my "gun" still looks loaded, but there's no "bullet" no matter how hard I or she tries to get it to shoot again.

There's one other thing that I want to commend you guys on. You stuck with your "mission" plan. Oftentimes, first time visitors get "married" to a Thai bargirl on their first night in Thailand and miss out on the butterfly experience. I think it's such a shame to travel so far to spend all your time with only one girl when there's so much more to experience.

Again, thanks for sharing.

~Yujin~

Yujin,

Thanks for the nice comments. I think I am younger than most in this hobby. I am 26. I tried Viagra for the first time last year. Mostly just for the experience. I use it occasionally from time to time because I like some of the effects.

I think going with someone else helped us both stay "on task". My count was a little less than what I would have liked it to be. But I still got that great variety in addition to the "girlfriend rental" that Thailand has to offer. I realized after a couple of days the pace I had envisioned was just not going to happen. The longer time allotments and the draw of some girls contributed greatly to this.

I can't wait to go back. Tentative return time is August 2002. I have enjoyed writing these reports and they now serve a few purposes, hopefully.

1. To help inform the newbie traveler.
2. General information based on my experiences and perspective.
3. A diary for ME about the trip.

Xenono: Your last set of pics are a bit dark. Is that how they came out?
Great series of reports, I too can't wait to get back.

Yes. The pictures of Poin were dark. I was using a video camera and taking stills to the memory. But the camera had no flash and light in the room was poor.