I’d been in country for two nights and a day, and I was determined to improve both the quality of my sessions (although the first night was fine) and the quality of my chica selection. I had also failed to receive even a covered BJ so far – an entirely unacceptable circumstance!

I knew what I needed to get me back on track and readjust my attitude – a soapy! So I ate lunch in the Marriott Café again and called X. He thought a soapy sounded like a great way to get the day started also so I walked over to meet him at the Nana.

X knew where we needed to go, so he wrote an address on a piece of paper and had a desk clerk at the hotel translate it to Thai. We were now fully prepared to grab a cab, which we did right in front of the Nana. It was about 1pm. X told me there were multiple MP’s where we were going, and that they all should be open.

Following about a 15-minute cab ride we were dumped on a non-descript side street off of Phetburi. We then proceeded to walk back to Phetburi turned left and then over a couple streets past a 7-11 and a Shell station. We hung a left on the street past the Shell station and then a right through an open gate into a large parking lot that fronted a nondescript building with pink trim and a large sign above the entrance in Thai. When I gave X the “what the fuck?” shrug he informed me that this was Atami Massage.

As you enter Atami there is a seating area immediately to the left. To the right is the cashier. Just past the seating area on the left is the fishbowl. Past the cashier counter on the right are the Sideline girls-quite a few of them, actually.

A young guy greeted us and led us over to the fishbowl. X asked him the prices, and he told us that since it was slow, the fishbowl girls were 2000 and the sideline girls 2500 baht. He offered two fishbowl girls for 3200. I think it was 3700 for two sidelines, but I’m a bit fuzzy on this one. Perusing the fishbowl, I immediately noticed one very enthusiastic chica who was definitely cute enough. There were at least two or three sideline girls that were possibles also, but one especially. It was between the fishbowl girl and the sideline. X suggested we check out a few more places nearby before we make a decision – we could always come back.

So off we went. It was very difficult walking past those sideline girls and out the door without making a selection!

We retraced our steps to the street where we’d been dropped off. X explained the detour to Atami as cab-tax insurance – if we’d gone directly into one of the MP’s there the cabby may have tried to claim his kick-back for a referral. Walking past Harem (or Halem), we entered an MP a bit further down and on the opposite side of the street. I don’t recall its name. Immediately inside the door we were facing the fishbowl. There were no sidelines or superstars.

The man who greeted us said today’s price was 1000 baht for any of them - all 6 or 7 of them that is. 1000 baht was very tempting, but even the best was only passable, so we declined and crossed the street to Harem.

Harem has quite the impressive looking façade, with blue and purple neon everywhere and two friggin flights of stone steps to climb to get in the damned place. Inside the automatic sliding door and to the right is the fishbowl. Looking around its obvious that Harem has seen better days. The bowl has about a dozen girls for 2500 baht. They’re not worth it, so we leave.

This time we walk past the Prince Hotel into the parking structure next door. There’s an MP on the first floor next to a snooker club. Inside the entrance you hang a left and walk past a couple superstars to the first fishbowl. They have multiple fishbowls side by side, and the price increases as go from the left-most bowl to the right-most. I believe there were three bowls, but it could have been only two. It’s a bit cloudy in my memory. They had about a dozen girls in each bowl, and if I recall correctly the bowls were 1500, 2000 and 2500 baht. The superstars were 3000. By now the girl in the fishbowl at Atami had become the standard by which I was judging the potential selectees, and none of them were measuring up. Yeah, one or two of the superstars were nice enough, but not 3000 baht nice.

We left and climbed two flights of stairs to the next MP. I can’t recall anything about it except for the fact that it was the first one with a white guy tariff. Of course this precluded any choice on my part – it was a matter of principle. X then dragged my tired fat ass up another 4 flights of stairs to the last MP. I think it was called Delilah. White guy tariff again. Too bad, because a few of the sideline girls were pretty hot.

I suggested we proceed to Atami post-haste. X didn’t argue.

A few sweaty minutes later we were back where we began. The girls seemed even a bit more animated than before in the bowl, especially my favorite from earlier. The sideline girls seemed to possess an even more insistently sultry stare that said – “we know you’re picking one of us this time”.

I was torn between the bowl girl (number 88) and the very cute sideline girl I noted earlier. 88 won hands down in the “pick me!” enthusiasm category, so I told the attendant she was the one. He then spent a good 5 minutes trying to convince me to take two. Unbelievable as this may sound, I wasn’t in the mood for it. When he announced “88” to the fishbowl my girl practically jumped up and down in excitement – definitely a good sign.

X was still deciding between a couple sideline girls, so we agreed to meet at the seating area later. I met “88” at the counter when I paid my 2000 baht. She thanked me for picking her, took my hand and led me to the room. On the way she told me her name was “Fon”. She looked even better up close than in the bowl – no rack but a great body otherwise and a cute face.

The room consisted of a bed to right as you entered the door, a love-seat sized armless vinyl couch to the left in front of the bed, a short counter and mirror next to the couch, and a large tub with an adjacent tiled area next to it of equal size and with a lip around it. A large air mattress stood inflated in the corner. Yippie! Soapy!

Photo: Fon 1
Photo: Fon 2
Photo: Fon 3

I asked Fon if it would be OK to snap a couple pics and she agreed. There’s something about showing them the pic immediately after you take it that makes getting chica pics with a digital camera easy. The tub had been filling this whole time, and the waitress arrived moments later with the drinks we’d ordered (I was friggin dehydrated from all the damned stair climbing). When she’d left it was time to get naked and into the tub for a quick rinse.

When I was satisfactorily rinsed off, the real fun began. Fon picked up a plastic bowl/pan and proceeded to add a small amount of liquid soap and warm water. She then shook it vigorously to produce lather and spread it over the air mattress. She then told me to get out of the tub and lie down on the mattress, which I did – face down. She then repeated the lather process and poured it over my back, ass and legs. A third bowl of lather was poured over herself, and the soapy began!

What a wonderful thing a soapy massage is! She began by rubbing her chest on my ass and then moving up my back until she was laying on top me. She then proceeded to slid back and then launch herself across my body like her own personal slip and slide. She repeated this a number of times, then slid down and straddled each leg in turn, rubbing her nicely trimmed lips and personal brillo pad up and down from thigh to foot. Her human washcloth then worked its way up to my ass and up my back. I was ordered to flip over. She didn’t have to ask twice. The same routine was repeated, with extra special attention paid to rubbing her snatch on my dick. I began to worry about accidental penetration, but needlessly – she was firmly in control. The finale was a foot massage in which she lifted each foot and proceeded to rub it vigorously on each breast.

I could have laid there for hours in perfect contentment, but it was time for the final clean-up, and into the tub we went. I reclined at the opposite end from the spigot, while she sat cross-legged in front of me and lifted my ass into the cup of her legs. A thorough dick washing ensued. We then rinsed off outside with water and inside with mouthwash. End of foreplay. Time for the main event (although the soapy almost qualifies as such in my opinion).

We began macking it up on the bed, and I just couldn’t resist the siren call of that beautiful, well-trimmed and shaved panocha. Slowly I worked my way down – no reason to rush. I had two hours, and I meant to use them. Gently I kissed and licked her inner thighs, very gradually closing on her lips. Occasionally I would playfully flick my tongue across each lip, only to retreat again. Then it was time to give attention to the outer labia. Slowly. Ever so slowwwly. Small gasps and shudders provided ample feedback. Carefully I separated them and found the root of the clit. Downwards I traced my tongue and upwards I returned, careful to only touch the hood. Following a dozen or more laps around this tiniest of race tracks it was time to pay attention to the now rigid clit – light dog laps to start – barely making contact, followed at intervals by a fast side-to-side attack. By now her back was rigidly arched and I had both hands firmly locked on her ass for control. A darting tongue penetration followed by wide full contact tongue laps brought her to the edge of release, which was achieved moments later by a fast, steady lapping of the tip of her clit.

I maintained contact until I felt her body relax, then retreated to my starting position – the inner thighs. Slowly I began to work my way back, staying away from her overly sensitive clit for as long as possible. Eventually I made it back to the clit, but it wasn’t long before she was begging to make love. I relented, and she had me assume the position for a lengthy covered bj. A bit too good actually, because when she finally climbed on for cowgirl it wasn’t long before I popped. When she realized I’d finished she gave me a slightly disappointed look and told me she needed a bit longer. She wanted that second O.

No problem. A quick condom change and she was back in the saddle again, riding to beat the posse. About 5 minutes later she achieved her goal and collapsed next to me. I held her for a good ten minutes and then the light came on! Damn! Two hours already?

As we dressed I couldn’t stop thinking about taking her for the night, but was that possible for MP girls? And how expensive would it be? So when I gave her the 1000 baht tip I broached the subject. She became very excited, but kept asking me if I was just kidding her. I assured her I was serious. She practically danced around the room in excitement.

Photo: Atami Sideline 1
Photo: Atami Sideline 2

We finished dressing and walked back to the entrance. X gave me a bit of shit for taking so long, but he was smiling. He’d taken the sideline girl I’d liked – he reported that she was decent but not outstanding.

I asked the attendant how much all night would be and he told me normally 4000 baht, but since it was slow, 3200 baht. He then offered me additional days for 3000 baht. I thought about a second day, but the combination of work and my mission prevented me from pulling that trigger. “One night only” I told him, and moved to the counter to pay. I thought Fon was going to have an accident – she really thought I was only joking. She then ran off to change into street clothes (much faster than any AB chica ever has I might add). Within 10 minutes we were out the door and hailing a cab.

Time to find a long time girl for X, so we headed to Nana Plaza. X chose Carnival as the first stop. Fon appointed herself as his agent, asking which girl he liked, then flagging down a waitress and reeling off orders to bring her to him. It took two tries before X found one he clicked with, and we were off again.

Instead of a disco we ended up at a deserted Karaoke joint. For the next 2 hours X and I drank Heineken and listened to the two of them singing in Thai. Finally they decided to take pity on us and we headed back to the hotel(s).

Photo: Fon 4
Photo: Fon 5

I was friggin starving by now (it was after midnight), so we showered, ordered room service and proceeded to repeat the events of earlier in the day, with the exception of a near simultaneous finish this time.

My internal clock was still hosed, so I didn’t get to sleep until about 5:30. The alarm went off at 7:30. Crap. I was supposed to meet my buddy from work for breakfast at 8:30 downstairs, so I showered and got ready. He called at 8:00 from home saying he wouldn’t be by until 9:00, and that I should eat breakfast alone. A had a bit more Fon instead.

Photo: Fon 6
Photo: Fon 7

At 8:50 we were dressed and ready to leave. I then gave Fon a 2000 baht tip. She immediately handed 1000 baht back to me, shaking her head and saying that it was too much. I insisted she keep it. I thought for a second that I was going to have a wailing chica to calm down, but she only welled up and shed a few tears. I think it was the best damned 1000 baht I spent the entire trip. I then gave her an additional 4000 baht, telling her to pay her baht price as soon as she got to work and to wait for me in the restaurant. I would try to sneak out of the office early if possible.

We then made our way to the lobby where she waited with me until my buddy arrived. One last kiss and she was gone. For now.

To be continued…

drew Moo Yai

Expensive, next time try Edens

Sounds delightful, no offense you are paying way to much in tips. Try The Mona Lisa.

Pretty amazing Thais are incredible. Can you imagine a chica in TJ giving you back your tip and telling you it was to much

No. But, I can imagine a chica in TJ telling me that I got 15 minutes.

drewwho: what time did you get to Atami's ? as you point out, it is really nice to start off the day with the bath/raft action. I had some real trouble finding a place that was open before 4:00 p.m. I like to hit the MP's around 2:00 or so.

I know zero about the Thai scene. Why are the sideline girls on the sideline and the fishbowl girls in the fishbowl?

Drew should take a course in money management, but he would probably be so bored that he would sleep through the class.

Nice Adventure, I bet we could have fun together in Thailand.

Tips, man. Watch the tips. You're building expectations here in the chicas!

69...yes it was expensive. I did go to Eden eventually and it was 1600 baht per girl before 8pm and 1800 after. Since its almost mandatory to take 2 that's 3200 baht for 1.5 hours. Its a hell of a lot of fun, but I'd rather pay the 3200 for an entire day with Fon.

Dazed...I pay WAY too much in tips, I know. I can't help it. I guess the real root of the problem is that I've never placed much value on money, even though I don't have very much of it. I should probably just leave the tip amounts out of my reports, since I know they invite criticism, but that's just not my style. I wanted to try Mona Lisa, but just never got around to it. I'm sure I could have just paid the 2000 at the counter and given her 500 baht for a tip and she'd have been perfectly happy. Is Mona Lisa cheaper than that? What's the selection like? I heard that its huge.

Buick...Atami seemed to vary their opening time depending on the day, but usually it was around 1pm. I was there about 12:45 one day, and the fishbowl was still dark. It didn't matter because the guy at the door knew I was there for Fon and just called her room. If you've never been there, all these MPs are on New Phetburi Rd near Soi 3 (Nana). If you walk down Soi 3 from Sukhumvit past the Grace and over the canal you will run into Phetburi Rd. Take a right and then cross Phetburi at the first pedestrian bridge. You will see the 7-11 and the Shell station I wrote about, and if you look carefully ahead, there is a sign on the street in English that says "Atami". BTW...4pm sounds like Darlings on Soi 22? Great place - had an awsome session there!

drew

Bookie...
The "sideline" or "superstar" girls are generally the youngest and/or best looking and/or most requested girls in the MP.
In talking to Fon she seemed to refer to age as the primary qualification - She made a comment when I tipped her that she wasn't a young sideline girl anymore (she was all of 24!).
Basically its just one more way for the MP to squeeze money from a customer, esp the perverted old bastards like Methuselah looking for the youngest piece in the house.
Fishbowls are just the standard way of presenting the girls in the MPs - its just a room with one or more glass walls. In some of the MP's the sideline girls will be in the fishbowl, but off to one side. In others they are outside on couches.

Ben...I have a feeling my Bangkok prowling will be a bit more difficult to pull off in the future - the V sit is pretty serious (no sick water buffalo in a week of daily emails either-just stronger and stronger professions of devotion). But it just so happens that Atami is across the street from our Bangkok office...work, work, work - you know me!

Indy...Yeah, I know...Sorry!

drew

Drew Check out Cosmos on the south side of Patpong 2.

69...
I only made it to Patpong once during the entire trip, and only to go to Inferno rave club with the V.
I'll try to check it out next trip (March/April).

drew

Suggest you check out the dead artist bars, Monet has a good reputation. Given your pay structure you should go for the very best.

69...
You have to know I'd find Soi 33! I spent quite a bit of time there - mostly at Degas, Goya, Christies and The Blue BBQ. The barfine alone will keep many away - 1200-1500 baht. The Library has an interesting twist on it though - the later it gets, the lower the barfine is. Otherwise the chica prices are the same as anywhere else.
Much more to come later...

drew

Drew, don't stop posting your tip amounts. There is always the possibilty the info could prove valuable to some reader. You are a lot like my friend Tony. I kept telling him he was giving the girls too much money. He would say "I know" and then turn around and do it again with the next girl. Of course, in our case it had direct consequences on me. He hooked up with a girl at Shark Club who I was really interested in, but because he had paid her 3000B, I was not willing to try for her the next night, knowing she would be disappointed if I payed her less. However, I would never say that he or you did not have the right to spend any amount you choose.

Drew, great posts...how long is the walk to the MPs down soi 3 from Sukhumvit to New Phetburi...Is a taxi recommended?

Solid,
Most times of the day a taxi will take you longer than it takes to walk if your destination is within a mile or so. The main question is whether you're willing to sweat or not. From the corner of Suk and Soi 3 it takes about 10 minutes tops. We're only talking one city block.

drew

Falling in love in Thailand! LOL. A lot of folks says : don't! But you know what? It's HARD lol. I just let it happen LOL, live and learn. Just don't blow away your life savings lol. And don't fall TOO deeply in love.

The soapy article is pretty good. So you see you get a five course dinner, with soup and salad and deserts instead of fast food like you get in the U.S. or even TJ.

I have a few parlours and the addreses, email if you plan to visit them.

When I get a cab, I just ask driver to wait in the parking lot while I go check out the girls. That way he does not come in to talk with the people to get a fat bird dog fee. Actually don't let any tourguide etc take you there. A tourguide took us there and it's 3500 baht, I found out it's 1900 baht later so the tourguide pockets 1600 baht.

I might go to another place to take a look but it is sometimes not worth the trouble.

It is also ok to just sit in the bar and chill.
I would generally recommend a girl who is enthusiastic. Avoid girls who just get back from another session as she is often a little tired, based on my experiences.

Tipping. Generally 500 baht is enough. It is up to you though and I have tipped more sometimes. I got into a big argument on another board when the expats are pissed at us tourists for tipping or paying too much.

Drew you sound like a very generous farang lol. It's good to hear you say the 1000 baht is the best you've spent though. Heh.

I have found the girls at the soapies to be of higher standard then those in, say, Patpong.

Richard_johnson@angelfire.com

Thanks for the feedback Drew. I never made it to Darlings although it was quite close to my hotel and came highly recommended by a couple guys i know who live in Hong Kong and go to BKK often (they actually own a condo in BKK). I just can't wait past 2:00 or so for that wonderful bath experience !!!!!