After sleeping for most of the flight, I arrived in Bangkok about 1:30 a.m. but didn't finish settling into Omni Suites until about 3 a.m. I had jetlag, so I decided to forego hunting for some desperate freelancers at the Grace Hotel. It was driving me crazy that the bars closed so early but I needed a bit more sleep. The hotel was really an apartment and was huge. Walk-in closet, in room safes, two televisions, two separate views of the Bangkok skylines, several couches and a kitchen with a fridge and microwave. All for only 1870 baht a night ($40).

I was awake at about 8 a.m. and was anxious to see some of Bangkok during the day. I decided to take the Skytrain to Chatachuk market. I arrived at about 9 a.m....just before the big rush. This place was incredible. It would take about three days to see all of the booths. Live rare animals, strange food, back issues of Thai Penthouse and Thai For Men magazine, old Thai maps, etc. Fresh juices, Thai pancakes with coconut cream, large kettles of curry dishes, freshly cut durian and all types of fresh fish. I ate some giant grilled prawns with fresh guava juice. After several hours, I took the skytrain back to the hotel. Went to Foodland to stock up on Chang, Singha, Mehkong whiskey and some food.

At about 2 a.m., I decided to check out Soi 7 beergarden. Place was packed with dinosaur German's drunk off their ass. Looked as if there were about 30-40 girls freelancing and about 6 were cute. I saw one caramel beauty talking and drinking with two guys. She wasn't hot but she seemed to be in a good mood and had big tits (a rarity in Thailand). Overall, I would say she was a 7+. Luckily the guys left her after a couple of beers.

I went straight to the table she was at and asked "Koon poot pasar ungrit dai mai?". She responds, "Mai dai". Shit! Time to practice my Thai. My only experience at Thai had been several months of tapes and studying about an hour a day. This was different. She was laughing at my rudimentary Thai but appreciated my effort. She started to get friendly and started rubbing my leg. I suggested we have a few more Singha's then go to the hotel for short time for 1000 baht ($22).

Photo: Soi7

We get to hotel and she immediately jumps in the shower. Guess I'll have to take a picture after we fuck. (Which I did). After I get out of the shower, I notice she is sitting in the living room with nothing but a towel. This is why I took such a long flight, this is why I could only stay in Farangland for 3 months before returning. We were both pretty buzzed and immediately started kissing. I open the towel, examine the goods and notice a shaved box....YES. Laid her down on the couch and ate her sweet flower for a while.

After multiple moans and quiverring O's, I decided to get the Durex and start doing her doggy standing up with the shades wide open. I was trying to get the people at the pool a shot of the action but they were too busy adjusting their speedos. After finishing, we head to the bed for round two. I shower again to wash off the condom stench. I get to the bed and she immediately rewards me with a Thai girls best talent, the BBBJ. No teeth, sack-licking, tongue action up and down the shaft. It didn't take long before I let her get a taste of some lost future generations...no spitting...I love this country.

She leaves, I take a pic and take another shower(that's four today). I take the Skytrain to Patpong and start peeking my head into several go-go bars. It was about 8 p.m., so the girls and the newly constructed ladies were just starting to show up. I ended up noticing some hot little hello girls in school girl outfits. I was hooked and they led me into a place called King's Corner. There were a couple of punters there that were about my age (another rarity in Thailand) but the place was packed with some incredible looking girls. I talked to a couple of hotties and they were quoting me some extraordinary high prices...I kept looking.

Eventually, I motioned over a girl with huge fake tits and nice tan skin. She told me her name was Bell and was half Filipina and half Thai..a perfect combo. I suggested short time and she countered with 2,500 baht. Ouch. My lower head took over and I accepted. She kept talking dirty on the cab ride home and I kept trying to kiss her but she was not letting it happen. What's wrong with this chick!

Photo: Bell

The guys at the door gave me the usual salute and up we went. I take a quick picture, she takes a shower after me and sits on the bed. Perfect skin, no motorbike scars, perfectly sculpted breasts. She lays back, I started to kiss her legs and was about to eat some fresh papaya when I noticed something wrong. She had a nicely trimmed bush but I did not smell the typical sweet Thai papaya. Upon closer inspection I noticed that there was no clitoris. HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

I was about to throw up. I was totally fooled. There I stood on the bed with a raging hard-on with a former man. She kept saying, "what wrong, what wrong". I asked her if she was a man or a girl when she was born. She replied, "I a girl now". I told her/it that she was very pretty but I will have to pass. I didn't want any problems, so I gave her 2000 baht and we said our goodbyes. It gave me a kiss on the cheek and was out the door after getting dressed.

Afterwards, I decided that I needed to immediately have another girl to cancel out this scary memory. In Thailand, the girls were pretty and the ladyboys were stunning....way too confusing.

I went down to the internet cafe and checked out reviews on Nanapong regarding King's Corner. Sure enough, the place was considered the creme de la creme of stunning ladyboys. I should have done my research ahead of time. They looked like hot chicks to me. Thai surgeons are magicians. Good thing I usually start by eating papaya before getting a BBBJ.

Around llp.m., I went over to Angel's Disco. I decided to bring a little toy that has worked for me in the past in Thailand. It's a flourescent flashing heart. It has 10 different designs and speeds. The mini-computer is hidden in my pocket and the heart sticks to my shirt. Considering how important the heart symbol is in Thailand, the girls go nuts in the disco's. Off to Angel's Disco I go.

The disco is not really that big but is packed with insane looking girls. At the end of January there were very few mongers in Thailand which improved the ratio tremendously. There were about 15 girls to every guy.

I was buying drinks for a table of girls when I noticed a very pretty young thing go right by me. Not incredible looking but she had that quasi-latina look that I see in Thailand so often. I immediately ignored the girl I was talking to and walked right over to the other girl. I started practicing my Thai with her but she responded with some decent English. I was really smitten by her. She was sweet, bright and hot. The large drawback was that she said she had kids and was a little old for me at 27. This shocked me as I was worried whether she was of legal age.

The girl that I was talking to earlier was giving us the evil eye and so were her friends. Great..they're probably ladyboys and are gonna Muay Thai on my ass when I leave. My new girl gave me a big hug and said that she liked me because I was dee jai and jai dee..and much younger than the usual guys at the disco. I was buying Tequila shots for her friends and was trying to help introduce them to some guys I had been partying with. Within an hour, me and my girl were totally focused on each other. I was really into this chick. She seemed happy...probably because she was pretty new to the business (so she said)...only a year into the biz. We negotiated for 1500 baht long time and off we went.

We stayed up talking for about 3 hours until Maverick showed up and chatted with us for a little while. Later, my girl and I were making out like high schoolers and eventually got into the shower together. I was in heaven. I ate her out for about 30 minutes. I can always tell when a girl cums because her vaginal walls open and collapse in rapid succession. She must have came at least 5 times because I noticed that my cheeks were drenched with her fluid and the sheets were soaked. She tasted great. She then returned the favor with a great BBBJ. We followed with a fairly short session with multiple positions.

I finally went to sleep and woke up about 10 a.m. with morning wood. We went at it a couple more times. Of course, she wanted to see me again that night but I had to butterfly again before off to Pattaya. She seemed sad but I got her number in case I wanted to see her again. I had to get ready...Eden Club was open in 3 and a half hours.....to be continued

>>HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM>>

Ha! No shit!

>>Eden Club was open in 3 and a half hours...>>

And your life would never be the same...

Blazers,

I have heard several people mention this flashing heart. Where can I get one and how much does it run?

The only person I heard mention it was me. You can order it at technofashion.com. You can attach stars, butterflies and all kinds of other things

Cool thanks. It was you before. I found the reference in this report.

TripReports: Trip Report Archive: Asia: Thailand: 2001/09 Blazers - One week in Pattaya and One Night in Bangkok/First Trip (Multipart): Part Five

Thanks!

Great story !! King's Corner is famous for Katoey's - both pre and post surgery !! at least you got a post op. I had a romantic encounter with the sweetest , cutest young hostess at Playschool at Nana Plaza. " She " was sitting on my lap for about an hour with a lot of kissing and tounge before I felt a bulge were none should be ! She admitted she was a " lady boy " and fortunately was not upset when I told her I wasn't into that !! Only in Thailand do the men look so good. At least some. Some Katoeys are laughable they are so ugly and obvious.