Day 2 started with a trip to World Trade Center to buy some books about Thailand. Asia Books has an extensive selection of books about Thailand, Christopher Moore novels, Thai travel, Thai culture and Thai learning tapes. The mall has 7 floors and contains a skate rink and a large beer garden. Most of the stores are stores you would typically see at U.S. malls. The fourth floor has a food court. Like most food courts in Thailand, you have to buy coupons that you can redeem at any of the booths. The food is cheap and very good.

Around 2, I returned to hotel to pick up Maverick and we were off to Eden Club. I had been there before but I wanted to get there near the opening so I could get a better selection. This place is no longer a secret. As a result, many of the cuties are gone by 3 p.m. As we enter the place, I realize that Mark(the owner) isn't there to greet me but a friend of his whom is also French. He immediately gave Maverick and I the menu. Basically, each girl is 1600 baht ($35) and you can have them for an hour and a half. You can blow as many nuts as you want. It's basically your own porno.

The French guy called the girls attention and they immediately assembled themselves on each side of the line. Left side for anal girls and right side for bisexual action. I'm not into anal so I focused entirely on the right hand side. Out of the twenty girls, I saw two that were in the 8 range. The menu recommends that you pick a girl you like and let her pick her girlfriend. I decide on a slender girl with natural b-cups and a cute face. Probably the only girl on my trip that I picked with light skin. Luckily, she picked the other hot girl...sweet.

They immediately came over to the bar and started french kissing me. We formed a french kiss triangle with Maverick in total shock. I think he sort of felt sorry for these girls. I, on the other hand, have no morals and rationalize that these girls love their jobs and are lucky to be with guys like us. The french guy tells the girls to retrieve my requested school girl outfits and upstairs we went.

We went up three flights of stairs, stopping to get strap on dildos, assorted toys, pornos and the uniforms along the way. The room was pretty large and contained a bed with mirrors everywhere. There was also a small couch in the hallway and a shower. I took a shower with one girl as she scrubbed me down before giving me a quick BBBJ. The other girl then proceeded to the shower with me and continued the BBBJ. We all dry off and the girls place me on the bed. They started to put on Thai school girl outfits. Basically a white oxford shirt with a blue skirt...not as good as the Catholic version but it'll do.

The girls spoke decent English and asked me what the teacher wanted them to do. I told them that they have made me too distracted to give lectures and that they would get detention if they didn't do what I asked. They giggled in unison. I then said something like, "que rico" or "muy bonita". They loved it. They wanted me to speak Spanish to them during the session, they thought is was sexy. "Fine with me ladies but you cannot say 'yes'...you must say 'si' and please say 'coheme' instead of 'fuck me'. They started laughing and agreed.

One started giving me a BBBJ while the other one started licking my ass. "No, no, seniorita, mi coolo..no, mis huevos esta bien." (as I raised her head higher to let her know that the ass was off limits). They would make out in between the BBBJ and took turns. One licking my nuts and shaft and the other one bobbing up and down. This was heaven. I started yelling all kinds of nasty shit in Spanish until I Finished. I wasn't sure which one swallowed because I had my eyes closed and layed on the bed exhausted.

No time to waste, it was time to finish the porno. I had them leave their skirts on but take their tops off. One had remarkable C-cups and the other had perfect B's. Most Thai girls refuse to go under the knife but these girls had perfect real tits. No sag, no teardrop and set pretty high. A pleasant suprise in Thailand. Most of these girls have zero tits. The C-cup girl surprised me by asking how to say fuck me in Spanish. Well, sweetie, it's coheme. She then told me that I had to speak Spanish the rest of the session or she would use the strap-on to violate me. (as she points to the strap-on lying on the floor). No problema seniorita, Nosotros podemos coher ahora.

I started fucking her doggie while her friend was kissing her and then kissing me. The other girl laid on the bed and started licking my balls while I continued all the while....doggie style. The entire time, the girls kept yelling 'si' and C-cup girl kept saying 'coheme''coheme'. I started laughing but she looked at me very serious. This was no time to laugh, we had a porno to shoot. In addition, I must note that a porno was on full blast in the background. It was a sensory overload.

Next, C-cup strapped on a dildo(with condom) and started pounding away at her girlfriend. She orders me to put on a condom and fuck her. I stated, "Esperas puta, primero voy a poner mi verga in la boca de su novia, sin condom." She states, "ok". No, not OK...Say si senor. She replies, "ok, si senor"(with strong Thai accent). B-cup was deep throating during her moans from the strap-on. The entire time I'm calling the girl a puta sucia and other foul things. Normally I would never talk to these girls this way but they had no clue what I was saying. All they knew was that Spanish was a sexy language.

Eventually, I put on a condom and start screwing c-cup while she was fucking b-cup with a strap-on. (sorry, I cant draw diagrams). All aboard. Next stop nirvana. After about 10 minutes, I changed condoms and started doing b-cup missionary while she was eating out c-cup. We had a nice triangle. I was frenching one girl whom was receiving oral pleasure from a girl I was fucking....When was that damn director gonna yell cut...wait, I don't want the porno to end. Can we please do more scenes. We didn't have much time left, so I started thrusting extra hard till completion.

We all collapse on the bed together as I rotated kissing each girl. Too tired to take my condom off, I just laid there and looked at the ceiling mirror. The girls eyes were closed and were ready to sleep. I looked at my watch...we had been there 1 hour and 45 minutes without a knock or anything. The girls then slowly got up and cleaned me up. We all got dressed. My calves were shaking...I could not put my shoes on. It took a good 10 minutes to get my shoes on...seriously. My legs were jello as we descended to the stairs. I didn't think I was going to make it down the stairs.

As I approach the bar, the girls were still kissing my ear as I ordered my beer. The frenchman was starting to hint that I should probably leave and was motioning the girls to get back to work (I guess it's his cultural obligation to be rude). I gave the girls 300 baht each for a tip. (which I found out later was way too much). One of the girls told me that my friend(Maverick) went to the mall to buy clothes. Poor guy had his luggage lost.
Just as I was ready to leave, down the stairs comes John from Napa. I was partying with this guy and about 15 girls the night before at Angel's. John and I were on the same schedule it seems. I proceeded to buy an Eden Club polo shirt. Very nice shirt I might add. If you see a guy with this shirt in the zona...it's probably me. John and I decided to go drinking elsewhere even though neither of us had much sleep under our belt and were exhausted at 4pm.
To be continued.........

Love Eden but yes management can be rude if not doing business or if business is already done.

I'll defend Mark. In Mark's own words, "This isn't a bar ... it's a whore house". And, in my opinion, the best whore house in Bangkok.

I've had the opportunity to chat with Mark a few times. This last trip he even recognised me as I walked in the door. He is aware from Internet traffic that some feel his buy and leave attitude is cold. He points out that the "serving area" is just big enough for a customer or two and the line up. The bar is not a cash cow at Eden's it is there as a convience to his customers.
There are lots and lots of places to go and have a few while you check out the girls. If you want a fish bowl experience go to a Soapy. If you want a go-go experience head for an Entertainment Plaza. You go to Eden's to get your brains fucked out. (Si! Si!) That is the service that Mark offers. He is a specialist. Keep that in mind and you will have a good time.

Hey Mc. How's it going man. Got over the Bangkok blues yet? Like I said before, if you head to TJ...let me know...I live there.
Actually, Mark wasn't there that day. A friend of his was working because Mark was out of town. I get along with Mark very well and understand his viewpoint. I understand the biz but the Frenchie was just a little to up front for my tastes. I'm thinking about going back in July. That will be 3 times in 11 months. The boss at my firm is getting a little concerned.

Blazers,
My remarks certainly aren't aimed at you. You know your way around. Just a comment for those who haven't been there that Eden's is what it is and that's all that it is. Does a damn fine job of doing that (-:
I will be in TJ this Friday night. This will be my first indulgence in the Hobby scince returning from LoS. If you think I am looking forward to it, you are right. I'm meeting some Kayaking friends (non-mongering) at the Los Cabos Airport monday the 25th and will be driving the boats down solo. That means a day to play in TJ and I am hopeing to try the action out in LaPaz. Know anything about LaPaz?