First report/review from me. I kind of hesitated to write this because my planned to Sao Paulo got destroyed and was replaced with an emergency business trip there instead. I literally had 2 ˝ hours to organize, pack, and get to the airport – therefore I forgot all my notes, printouts, etc., which really bummed me out. I was there for 4 days (May 6-9), working 14 –16 hour days on average, but I was able to get in a little “R&R”. Anyway, I did not make notes, nor do I remember girl’s names, etc. – so I apologize ahead of time.

I stayed at the Hotel Parthenon – The Universe. Located on Rua Pamplona, about a 10 minute walk from Paulista in the financial district. It’s what I would call an OK hotel. Room was a small suite. Couch was medium comfortable but to short to really lounge on (and I’m short), bed was a king and comfortable, bathroom shower was hit or miss on regulating the water temp (which really pissed me off in the mornings). No full restaurant – just a cafe. Not sure of the room cost as our office in SP paid for the room.

So, I am a SP newbie with no Portuguese skills at all, my notes are back in the states, and the dial-up connection with my ISP was, at best, about 24 kb. Basically I figure I am hosed, and not in the good way! The first night I stumble into the hotel after working my ass off (got off the plane and went straight to work). I absentmindedly pick up a city guide brochure in the lobby before I walk up to my room. I plop down on the couch and start flipping through the brochure and, very much to my surprise, I find a bunch of pages that are advertising escorts and a few pages dedicated to the clubs. I suddenly attain a much better attitude about life in general… All in all, I had three escort girls. One the first night, another the second night and one in the afternoon before I flew back to the states. I called about 4 places before I found someone who could/would speak English. I used three different services. One was Girls Delivery. They also have a website (www.girlsdelvery.com.br) but my connection sucked so bad I didn’t spend any time on it. Sorry but I cannot remember the name of the other two services I used.

For the first girl (Girls Delivery) the agency lady said “No problem – I have a beautiful girl who speaks English for you” Well, that was a little bit off the truth. The girl was OK looking, and spoke no English whatsoever. After a few kind of uncomfortable minutes I motioned to the bedroom. As I said the girl was just OK looking but had nice tits. Once the fun began I was surprised to find she was quite fun and energetic in the sack. Very good BBBJ, quite tasty DATY, and a couple of positions before I was done. I was very obvious she would stick around for another round, etc. but I was dead tired so I let her go. Paid 200 reais (this was standard pricing for any agency I talked to).

The escort I had the next night came from the agency I cannot remember the name of. Same thing as before, “No problem – I have a beautiful girl who speaks English for you” but when she showed up – no English. This girl was hot, hot, hot looking. However, not nearly as fun as the one the night before. CBJ, no digits, kind of uninspired sex.

The third escort girl was on my last day. I had some time to kill so I called around again and they sent over a very tall, pretty sexy, black girl. She was the worst of the three: CBJ, very foul smelling pussy so no tongue or fingers from me, and really bad faking it sex.

So, for a newbie who is alone and without local language skills calling the escort agencies seems to be the easiest way to get some girls but, at least in my case, it seems more miss than hit. Plus your paying 200 reais for medium to worse quality.

However, my trip was not without it’s highlight! A colleague from my office took me to Bacos. This club (it seemed to me) is way, way, out from where I was – about 35 minute drive with minimal traffic. Anyway, I had a great time at Bacos. I had a local to help with the language barrier and there were about 40 girls. I’d say 5% were 8 or 9’s, 70% were 6 or 7’s, and 20% were kind of scary. I had a stunning brunette (one of the 8s) who really went to town on me. Too bad I can’t speak the language because I would have loved to talk dirty with her! I took another girl later on. She was a lot of fun too. The rate at Bacos was 160 reais per session. All in all I had a great time there (stayed until 3 A.M) but it was clear that without my friend around for translating it would have been a little frustrating.

Newbie lessons for me: Stay away from the escort agencies, if at all possible. Learn some Portuguese!!

Zappaman

Zappaman: To the girl you had on night 3, I offer this variation on StinkFoot, by FZ:

"Your StinkPuss puts a hurt on my nose;
StinkPuss, StinkPuss, I ain't lyin', can you rinse it off do you suppose?"

Deanyc: That is perfect!! Major laughs!!! :-) You have done my namesake proud...

On the other hand "StinkPuss" is probably the most offensive thing I can think of in these situations. If it were the states or Canada (better said: where I can communicate properly) I would have sent her on her way...

Zappaman

Wow. I'm surprised you went ahead with the session. FYI. A bad odor can be a sign of a girl having an STD. There are several STD's that cause a fowl odor. Next time it might be smart to pass. Glad you had a fun time though. I've found the girls of South America to be very clean and practice good hygiene.

Point well taken, Godfather - for some inexplicable reason I did not think of it that way. I am now thinking I am a lot less intelligent than I gave myself previous credit for.

In this case this I can only say that the episode brought back clear memories of my late night/early morning hook-ups when over partying during my youth in the early/mid 70's - hippie girls who thought personal hygiene meant a little more patouli oil...

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(Message edited by moondog on June 01, 2003)

Zappaman,

If ever you get in a bind like this again, even with a slow internet, can get on CH. Go to the homebase section, and in Caps write, "HELP, STRANDED IN SAO PAULO AND NEED ADVICE QUICK." You would have recieved any number of replies to an email address, and I could have sent over these three:

Thanks for a good report,

Moondog

Umm, WOW - did I f... up or what!! :-) Thanks for the pics Moondog. As a segue, my ex is a former stripper. I spent a fair amount of time around her workmates and I got used to telling the difference between the real smiles and the pretend smiles. Your gals got the real thing goin on. You obviously treat 'em right!!

Zappaman

They are all fun, and a extremely nice as well.

If you go there again, let me know.

Moondog