2003/04 FangBunny - Rocking In Rio

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By FangBunny on Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:35 pm:  Edit

Rocking in RIO

Rio was a fucking blast. Why? In a word - Terma Centauras. That place has some STELLAR talent in it right now.

Photo: Laura

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But I’m getting ahead of myself…

By chance, Dogster and I were on the same flight to Rio. A Tijuana vet, this was to be Dogster’s first real international hobby-trip. He’s a stellar guy, and we enjoyed a great flight down there. Upon arrival in Rio, I headed to the Alcazar to meet Sman and our dates. Sman and I had arranged to take two ladies from Rio to the resort town of Buzios for a few days.

Photo: Spinner

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Simply put, Buzios is a charming seaside resort village. Located about 2.5 hours drive from Rio, it’s a great place to take a favorita for a romantic getaway.

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Better bring your own garota to Buzios, as there is no local action there. We did see some Argentinian girls there from Buenos Aires that looked kinda fun though.

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After the obligatory visit to the bikini store, Sman and I settled into some fun times. Scuba diving, dining and sessioning in our mountain resort hotel occupied our days there.

After an evening of dinner and dancing, the ‘wife’ and I went out on the balcony to see the full moon glimmering over the bay. Sitting up on the railing, she beckoned me over to her.

Photo: Spinner

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Within minutes, my nimble digits had untied the spaghetti straps on her sundress. Brazilian garotas keep their skin buttery soft and silky, causing her shoulders to glow as the moonlight reflected from them. My hands gradually migrated up her toned legs. We’d been making out all evening, and as I reached inside her undergarment, I found the lawn not only well tended but exceptionally well watered.

Although we were outside on the balcony by a public walkway, the passion of our romantic surrounding overtook any reservations we had about progressing right there and then. With my shorts down around my ankles and her thong pulled to one side, my tool easily found its way into her hotbox. Supporting her back with one hand, I used the other to hold on to the railing while keeping my gaze fixed on her. The image of her silhouetted against the moonlit sea haunts me to this day. Glancing over her shoulder at the incredible view beneath us, she smiled as she peered up at me. The passion of the night pierced me as deeply as my shlong penetrated her (which… unfortunately,… ain’t sayin’ much…)

Photos: Spinner

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Lifting all 86 pounds of her taut frame up from the railing, I clutched her magnificent bunda in both hands while carting her over to the cama. The sounds of the surf beneath our room were only interrupted by the cries of passion... from SMAN’S room next door. That guy went at it morning, noon and night. And to think he was afraid his SNORING would bother me.

Buzios was a quaint town and a great time. After a few days of fun in the sun at this paradise, it was time to head back to Rio and start Terma hopping.

Our first stop was Terma Rua Antigua, where we found two doable garotas and a lotta leftovers. Patricia, however, is anything but a leftover

Photos: Patricia

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Since I had never seen real tits as nice as hers in my life, I upgraded to the one hour cabine with the Jacuzzi.

Bath time was never so much fun.

Photos: Patricia

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After the bubble bath, it was off to the showers to rinse off

Photos: Patricia

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With my garota squeaky clean and ready for some fun, we hit the sheets. Did I mention those tits were real? After going through mish, cowgirl and a few other positions, I opted for the Russian finish – those tits are incredible.

Photos: Patricia

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On to the next stop, which would prove to be my last for the rest of the trip – Terma Centauras. The talent in there was STRONG. Dino, SweetMesquite, Keemo and I spent a few days hanging out there and I almost got whiplash from looking at all the hot garotas there. NO fat chicks and NO dogs. With an average of 30-60 garotas there, it quickly became easier to say who we WOULDN’T fuck than who we would.

Laura gave me the first 10 session I’ve had in a long time – even though her first pic appears earlier in this report, I’d like to throw it out there again for consideration of her incredible body. Abs, arms, legs, tits, ass – all perfect. She works on her body and has achieved this reporters “Mark of Perfection” award for achieving the delicate balance of a body builders’ tone and a sexy garotas’ appeal. She’s hard and soft in all the right places…

Photos: Laura

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Were it not for all of the other incredible talent in Centauras, I would have definitely repeated with Laura.

Speaking of the other talent, Centauras assigns you a ‘hostess’ when you arrive. The hostess will assist you in changing into your robe and then escort you into the bar/boite where she could be ‘hard to shake’ if you don’t like her. Dino was quick to mention that you could easily ditch your escort by heading into the showers for a pit stop, a move I used to stay footloose while heading up into the bar.

This escort was in the lockers when we all arrived and I couldn’t peel my eyes from her hardbody. Shortly after landing in the boite, I snagged her from Keemo, with his permission of course. Unlike SOME people, I would NEVER jingle my locker key at another mans’ garota (You know who you are Rich)

Photos: Centauras

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We had a stellar session that I would easily rate a 9+. At Centauras, all of the garotas use a specific lip balm that makes their kisses SOOO friggin soft and silky. It’s intense. Do they do that at all the termas?

Help Yourself

After reading about Help Disco here on ClubHombre AND seeing it on “Wild on E!” television shows, I looked forward to wandering around and checking out the buffet. What I found was an enormous selection – every body type and price can be had in that meat market! This next spinner and I hit it off and quickly agreed to her joining me for the entire night.

Photos: Help

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During my time in Rio, I can honestly say I never had a bad session. This spinner was no exception. Her flexibility transcended her performance and even permeated her way of thinking. Anything goes with some of the garotas. While I was taking her pics, she got up on the window ledge; we were 10 stories above the beach of Copacabana – she scared the helloutta me up there, but I couldn’t talk her down… so I shot a few pics to make her happy.

Photos: Help

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Another Help candidate had a body by Venus:

Photos: Bianca

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We sessioned and partied in the room until the sun came up – a great backdrop for some video. She was a great girl – loads of fun, and a very natural body. Help Disco is all right if you know what you want and can weed through the aggressive candidates until you find it.

See ya next month in Rio AND THEREAFTER until things get better in Cuba.

FB

By Moondog on Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 08:21 pm:  Edit

Great report and photos, FB. Very healthy garotas. :-)

Thanks,

Moondog

By Sman on Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 09:13 pm:  Edit

FB
The pleasure was all mine, seriously, like I said before, You are a good friend and excellent travel buddy. Great report, outstanding photos.


We have to do something with that picture of me dancing, fucking garotas is bad enough, but if my wife saw that, she would de-nut me. I think I've danced with her once in twenty years.

Sman

By Wickedwilly on Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 11:25 pm:  Edit

A great report, Patricia and Laura have awesome bodies and the video was entertaining too FB - Action Man.

WW

By Dogster on Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 11:33 pm:  Edit

FBster:

Great report, as usual.

"...but if my wife saw that, she would de-nut me."

I guess that's just the way the ball bounces.

It was truly great meeting you, and the rest of the criminals err mongers you mentioned in your report. We've gotta do this again. How about mid June??? So is Mel actually a member at this site? Mel, ya gotta start posting.

There are plenty of things I'll never forget about FangBunny the legend -- you seducing that Brazilian stewardess in your sleep; you nearly dying or even passing out after endless sessions with your Rio "wife"; and all the rapport-building tools you bring to have a great time with your hired help.

After watching that video, I realize that I never have to worry about you gliding safely into port.

I look forward to our future adventures.

Yours in whoring,
Dogster

P.S. We don't call them French Maids anymore. We call them Freedom Maids.

By Badseed on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 05:45 am:  Edit

FB:

Great report, great pics! Once you learn portuguese, Rio will be at your feet....

OK, inquiring minds want to know:

A) What cigar was your Help girl smoking on your balconey? Was she actually toking it or just posing?

B) So Cuba is that dead/such a hassle that you prefer Rio, or your just enjoying new territory?

Anyway, see you in Rio!

Abraco,

BS

By Sandman on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 09:15 am:  Edit

Great job my friend. Tremendous Vid. Nice job.

Can't wait to get there this month. I'll be arriving with wood!

Sandy

By soccer on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 10:31 am:  Edit

Laura worked at Monte Carlo last year. She was R$130/cabine back then -- not the R$290 she is now.

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 11:35 am:  Edit

Sman
I know we're running a HUGE risk that your gonads could fall prey to the razorsharp knife of your wife if she ever saw you dancing w/Isabella, but you were doing such a good job lighting up the dance floor, that the picture just had to be posted. That said, I bet Isabella could make many a man dance like Elvis - she's the bomb buddy

Lemme know when you're ready to do it again and we'll try to hook up.

FB

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 11:39 am:  Edit

Dogster
You promised to tuck me in and make me behave after taking that Ambien on the flight to Rio. Now I learn that my inner FB was hangin' out while I was in a halucenagenic state? Oh the humanity

Can't wait for the rest of your story from Brazil...

FB

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 11:45 am:  Edit

Badseed
The cigar on the balcony was an Arturo Fuente Hemmingway I had going during the photo shoot. She took a hit from it and then kept smokin it for the next 10 minutes or so. My kinda woman. I'll be looking her up for a repeat next time :-)

The situation in Cuba right now is this:
The cops are shaking down the entire country for anything and everything. They're trying to eradicate a rapidly emerging (and powerful) middle class. For that reason, noone is taking any chances. Only the seasoned/hardcore girls are cautiously working the streets during the day, and the streets were all but vacant at night. Once you've tasted the unadulterated pleasure of a Cuban countryside gal that has wandered into Havana to make a few bucks, it's just not the same doing anything less.

I'll return to Cuba when the police get that stick outta their asses. Until then? Rio rocks! :-)

By Badseed on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 12:30 pm:  Edit

FB:

Well, it's pretty sad when even YOU are ready to give up on Fantasy Island. However, when things do calm down, a natural side benefit is that prices on the island will fall - reading between teh lines in your reports, prices have been going up and quality down. Give it a year or so... In the meantime, except for the immigration police!, Brazil is much more laid back.

And is the A.F. Hemingway everything it's reputed to be? What were you having, a Signature? A cigar-smoking garota, gotta be a first.... :-)

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 12:45 pm:  Edit

BS
I hope we only need to give Cuba another few months before things return to normal, but who knows.

The AF Hemingway is a magnificent smoke.

Pros: Fantastically complex, packed with flavor and character. A Top perfecto

Cons: Hard to find and viciously price-gouged by shady retailers

If you really like cigar smoking garotas check out
these photos

FangBunny's Cuba 055 - 063 : Cuba

Yours in whores
FangBunny

By Badseed on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 02:55 pm:  Edit

FB:

JR Cigars offers them from 140 a box.... and I LOVE Perfectos.... thanks for the tip!

And I saw your Cuba cigar-chica photos, why do you think I'm so crazy to blow my security clearance and go? ;-)

In the meantime, see you in Rio!

BS


By Layne87 on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 05:29 pm:  Edit

wow FB..loved patricia...I missed her back in january for sure...hope she lasts there...or somewhere by the time I get back there...laura at centaurus is a hoot..she is fun to sit with and pick out your next victim with..great personlality I thought..

ohhh can I do spinner next time????please....

By Bull_winkle on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 05:38 pm:  Edit

Wow, FB, you always provide the best in Sex, Lies and Videotape.

Maybe we can compare notes once I post my (all true) report from my first trip to Rio. I think I may have met you during my trip. Weren't you that degenerate bastard who slathered himself and his entire room with TestroGel and Viva cream? Rumor has it that the tired old maids at the Debret were in fact multi-orgasmic and doing nasty things in the elevator after they cleaned your room.

Badseed wrote, "thanks for the tip!," but he stole that line from Monica Lewinsky.

By Blazers on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 05:43 pm:  Edit

What's the deal with garotas not showing their faces...why bother. You are making me more and more curious about Rio but I still cannot stand the died hair, flat chest and tan lines that seem so pervasice in almost all the garota pics I have seen so far. Is the gringa look that strong in Rio or do the mongers on this board actually prefer that look when going to Brazil.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 05:53 pm:  Edit

Blazers, there are plenty of dark-skinned and/or brunette garotas in Brazil. I would venture to say maybe even more than Caucasian looking ones, definitely more than the blond American look you don't seem to like.

The smaller average chest size you should have no problem with considering it doesn't seem to be a problem for you in Thailand.

The tan lines, however, are very common. That people don't like that amazes me because I find it incredibly alluring.

You probably would not like Argentina or Colombia, however, as they tend to have predominately gringa looks. (I can only speculate on Colombia from ones I've met in other countries, but I have a couple Argentina trips under the belt)

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 06:55 pm:  Edit

BastardLayne
With literally HUNDREDS of garotas to choose from, why does my little spinner have to become one of your next targets?? Have you no shame? Or is your moral compass set by that needle you call your johnson??? :-) Stay away ya bastard!

And yes, Patricia has some melt-in-your-mouth mounds.

When ya goin down next?

By Blazers on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 07:01 pm:  Edit

Dart...flatter chests are fine as long as the lower half is small...I like balance. The pear-shaped thing is not my thing. I just want to find girls like the one in the Snoop video. I am planning a trip to Rio as we speak but I'm going to do a lot of research beforehand to find out where the mulattas, morenas and negritas are at..a la natural baby. I've already tore through enough gringas, I want exotica only. I may seem way critical at times but I want to be sold to go there and dont want to be dissapointed. I am really curious about DR right now and Brazil....decisions, decisions.

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 07:02 pm:  Edit

Bull_Tinkle

You're an elusive sort, aren't you? When I heard you were in town, I immediately set out on a quest to meet the mighty antlered one. By chance, was that you beating a hasty retreat from Centaurus with those two garotas chasing you to get their panties back?? Claiming you needed them for research and inspiration to write your next (all true) trip report was kinda weak, don't ya think? Just when will that fabled (all true) report of yours be out anyways??

And don't knock the Testrogel until you've tried it. Rumor has it that you can fuck yourself into a coma with that stuff...

FB

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 07:10 pm:  Edit

Blazers

D'Art is right - there's something for everyone in Rio. Go and see for yourself.

As for the pictures without faces, permit me to explain something. The Terma community is a rather close knit bunch... perhaps more closely knit than our little club. You see, occasionaly one of our members will share that with a garota they saw her on the internet, and this can piss ALL of the girls off. (Note to newbies and talkers - don't do this!) Having an entire Terma full of beautiful girls pissed at you tends to diminish the quality of your time there.

As a result, it is QUITE possible that girls will no longer permit ANY pictures for fear that their image will become public. The garotas whose faces do not appear ASKED me to post this way. Those whose NAMES and faces don't appear also requested this anonymity. Since I'd like to be able to continue posting and hobbying in peace, I've honored their wishes.

I hope you'll find this type of reporting acceptable.

By Tampagringo on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 07:42 pm:  Edit

FB,

Great report as usual. For what it's worth, we're starting to see a lot more Argentinian women in CR over the past few months due to the economic situation down there - not hookers, just regular girls looking for a better life.

Pura Vida,
TG

By FangBunny on Friday, April 04, 2003 - 07:42 pm:  Edit

Layne

You're considered the leading authority on heavy hangers.

By Sandman on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 04:22 am:  Edit

Layne,

Here is the plan. I am going to tell FB I will meet him at Centaurus but will sneak away to another venue for a little spin with his spinner. When we hook up again, I'll swear I got stopped and shaken down by the police.

Think he will buy it?

Then again, a dupla with spinner and our favorite little sweetie could escalate the story into a full blown hold up and mugging. How else would I explain the look on my face and withered appearance?

I'll throw him a little curve ball by suggesting a repeat with Patricia at Antigo. That should sufficiently take him off the trail.

Now, to figure out a second opportunity scam....he he

FB-Can't wait buddy! Already started my PPG regime; Hydrating like crazy; ordering Vi-gel and some appropriate toys; making a stop by my favorite interior ropa store today....and getting a little work done in the meantime.

Sandman

By FangBunny on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 08:02 am:  Edit

Sandman

Et tu Brute?

I too am shopping for the trip. So far, I've bought my wife the following gifts:

1. A brunette wig
2. 5 Blouses with victorian necklines
3. 5 Ankle length skirts
4. 2 Chastity belts

I regret that I will be unable to share a hotel suite with you, as I will be living in an undisclosed apartment miles away from Copa. The very THOUGHT of you glazing my wife has my shorts in a knot! But if you do... can I get some video of it?

By Coats001 on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 08:53 am:  Edit

FB .. those tits are out of this world!!!

By FangBunny on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 09:29 am:  Edit

Coats001
Assuming you meant Patricia's tits, I'll have to agree. Isn't it interesting that the Patricia 8 photo is currently rated a 7.7 Apparently there are some people who find her less than a 9 or a 10? To each their own, but I know how I'd create the perfect woman, and it wouldn't be much different than that.

By Coats001 on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 10:15 am:  Edit

I gave her a 10, believe me!

Looking forward to see you end of this month at Alcazar.
Not for your tits though, lol.

By Athos on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 12:50 pm:  Edit

Blazers
You were asking about dark skinned girls. You may have a problem indeed as best sex is in termas in Rio, but you're looking at 10% mulatta. Help is predominantly Black (2/3) but hit and run is the norm, plus add low class.
Sao Paulo is even less dark skinned but still 10% of mulattas in different boates.
Best might be Fortaleza with 90% mulattas and dark skin, Salvador, Recife but best looking chicks all end up in Sao Paulo or Rio.
Still some gorgeous colored skin girls in Sampa and Rio.
Maybe you should head to DR before venturing to Rio.
As for Snoopie Dog video, she is nowhere near dark skin, she is morena witrh dark hair and dark brown eyes. Models and actresses are accessible only if you know the right people.

By Athos on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 12:52 pm:  Edit

FB
Thanks for posting great report. It really helps those stuck in North America.

By Badseed on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 02:56 pm:  Edit

FB:

That last Patricia pic was great, but would be infinetly BETTER if it didn't have your hairy leg leg in it. I don't even want to know what you censored out with the white box. Next time, please just suds over everything....

;-)

BS

By FangBunny on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 03:11 pm:  Edit

Badseed:

'Point' well taken.

FB

By FangBunny on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 03:36 pm:  Edit

Hey Sman
You've been kinda quiet lately. How're things? Are you over your fling w/Isabella yet? Worried about ya bro
FB

By Blazers on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 05:30 pm:  Edit

Athos, actually those girls in the video are not all models per se and most are morenas with mulatta-type features. That is the perfect look that you can find in Cuba and from girls from Acapulco. I would venture to guess that most of them have some African in their blood...so they're mulatta to me. You should go see the movie "City of Gods", unless you already have...excellent flick.

By Sman on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 05:31 pm:  Edit

FB

Bunch of personal stuff going on, non Isabela related, I'll email later. is your hotmail account working yet?

Sman

By Davidd on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 07:43 pm:  Edit

I'm curious about your Cuba commentary - from your last report, it seems almost like you had your own harem of lovelies, and you pretty much stuck to your regulars and those recommended by them.

Wouldn't that let you pretty much avoid the policia, since your girls were all obtained through personal referrals?

Or does that just not get you enough variety?

Is Patricia the same as Bluestraveler's Patricia? Some of what I've read implies that she was, but from BT's pictures I thought she had really tiny tits.

I'm thinking seriously about trying to figure out a way work can live without me for a week so I can do a mid-year Rio trip instead of waiting until Christmas ... I wish I had the job flexibility of you guys :-(.

What's a good approximate budget for a Rio trip?

D

By Rich on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 07:53 pm:  Edit

Different Patricia.

Rio budget will probably include airfare plus $60 a day for apartment, $15 taxi fare, $20 for food and drink and $150 for prostitutes, assuming you do 3 a day.

By Dogster on Saturday, April 05, 2003 - 08:41 pm:  Edit

...And don't forget to budget in a few bucks/drinks/cigars for Rich so that he'll pretend to enjoy all your jokes.

By Bluestraveller on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 09:15 am:  Edit

That is certainly a different Patricia. Although it would be interesting to have them both in the same room together.

By Sandman on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 01:07 pm:  Edit

FB-the closest your wife will ever get to a chastity belt is in an X rated lingerie store..he he.

Don't worry buddy, she is all yours while we are there. (but, if i do sneak off, I will get pics...but not as good as yours)

Sandman

By Layne87 on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 02:41 pm:  Edit

FB..UNFORTUNATELY..I am outlawed from spinner..I tried twice with no success on sandmans dupla fantasy...maybe now that bwana has stolen her heart. I will have more luck next time...

Patricia...from pics those are the 3rd best set I have seen in rio.I gave her either a 9 or 10 just on those pretty nats...I am soooo looking forward to her...thanks...

By FangBunny on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 03:49 pm:  Edit

Sman
Take care of things and come back to see us here. We miss that rapier wit and dry humor. In the meantime, I guess Dogster will make a poor substitute ...

By FangBunny on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 03:56 pm:  Edit

Davidd
When the cuban police are cracking down, the entire country gets nervous. Casa owners start getting fidgety when the number of cubanas exceed the the number of gringo in a casa. This cuts into your ability to do duplas unless you bring another sword into the room with you...and etc...

Plus, the joy and exhilaration of scooping up a newbie country girl is all but gone for now. That alone is worth the trip - trust me.

Cuba is all about the level of hassle we experience to get the goods. Last summer, that level was virtually non-existant. Last trip, the friggin cops yanked a date right outta my camper and threw her in prison for the night. That sort of shit kidna takes the lead outta my pencil.

Now... if I recall ... you were kind of excited about bringing your video camera to Cuba for your first trip. Wait till you get to Rio buddy... they don't all agree to pose, but the ones that do? mmmmm... right Bull_Winker?

By FangBunny on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 03:58 pm:  Edit

Sandman
Considering you taught me everything I know about photography, and seeing as how you have more award winning pics on the board than I ever will, I'm sure we both know who'll take better pics of my wife. Speaking of which... you may have just given me an idea for an ice-breaker with our gals... ;)
FB

By FangBunny on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 04:01 pm:  Edit

Lanye
Patricias tits are the 3rd best on your Rio scale? Holy shit - I had no idea they were that good. Very firm to the touch though, more so than R's and much more so than the pics let on.

So who shot you down on the dupla request; R or spinner? Hahaha that's too funny that you tried. You've now 'raised the bar' for my next trip :-)

Wish me luck
FB

By Bull_winkle on Sunday, April 06, 2003 - 11:36 pm:  Edit

"Wait till you get to Rio buddy... they don't all agree to pose, but the ones that do? mmmmm... right Bull_Winker?"

FangBunny,
In my still very limited experience, some girls love to pose, under the right conditions. Because some of the prettiest are so young, however, they often are awkward in front of the camera, until you get their motors running properly. Part of the enjoyment is in teaching them HOW to pose before the camera, for the first time. They always remember fondly the first time.

Does that answer your question?

By Sandman on Monday, April 07, 2003 - 04:03 am:  Edit

FB...Ice breaker? I am beginning to like the sound of that concept. Wait till you see the little Teddy I am bringing. Make sure you do as well. Might make for an Hombre Photo Award. Aw wait, we promised not to post. Thats OK. We will have them in our memories and another brick in the wall of life will be cemented.

Sandman...anxiously waiting to get on that plane!

By Sandman on Monday, April 07, 2003 - 04:06 am:  Edit

Damn Layne-Send info or pics of #1&2 if those are #3 (cell phone numbers would be appreciated as well...he he) You know I am a bonafide "chest nut". OK....I'll send that little package I've been promising in exchange.

Sandman

By FangBunny on Monday, April 07, 2003 - 03:26 pm:  Edit

What would it be like to have Laynes top 3 hootergirls at a VIPS party...

By Sf4dfish on Monday, April 07, 2003 - 04:59 pm:  Edit

Fellow mongers, I plan to be in Rio April 16th, if not earlier? Flying in from SP.

Will try to find a way to "monopolize them hooters for myself". (grin) FIFO; first in, first out.

Thanks FB, for the nice post/pix's. sf4dfish

By FangBunny on Monday, April 07, 2003 - 05:16 pm:  Edit

sf3dfish
If you're still around by 4/22 when I arrive, I'll look forward to meeting you.
We'll pack VIPS so full of heavyhangers they'll call it hooterville

FB

By Godfather on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 07:22 am:  Edit

Excellent report FB. Still looking forward to hooking up with you in some Latin country in the near future. I haven't had time to read CH lately. Just read your report and makes me miss Rio. I'm headed back to Rio and BA next month with Kick Stand. It is kind of sad to think that I'll probably spend most of my time with my novia to make up for the last visit where I didn't even have a drink with her.

Keep up the great reports and videos.

By Godfather on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 07:22 am:  Edit

Excellent report FB. Still looking forward to hooking up with you in some Latin country in the near future. I haven't had time to read CH lately. Just read your report and makes me miss Rio. I'm headed back to Rio and BA next month with Kick Stand. It is kind of sad to think that I'll probably spend most of my time with my novia to make up for the last visit where I didn't even have a drink with her.

Keep up the great reports and videos.

By Sandman on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 07:50 am:  Edit

FB-Top 3 Hooters at a VIP's party??? I like the way you think buddy. Now, if Layne will only come through with contact info.

Anyone have polaroids on Layne we can use for blackmail...he he! Layne, of course I'd rather send you the package......

sandman

By FangBunny on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 03:27 pm:  Edit

Godfather if you're too busy to read CH, you're just plain too busy. Glad you're having fun. I may be in Rio in April and of course we're all looking forward the BA bash in May
Regards
FB

By FangBunny on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 04:13 pm:  Edit

Sandman
Layne will come through with his top two choices. He's that kinda guy. I just KNOW he'll want us to have a good time with those huge hooters he likes :-)

FB

By Sf4dfish on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 07:51 pm:  Edit

FB, I must wing my butt home April 19th.

Thanks for the invitation to hooterville. Some other time, perhap's?

What I would like an invitation to? Would be Cuba. With my old friend Mr. Sandman. Please save a spot for me. sf4dfish

By FangBunny on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 08:21 pm:  Edit

Sf4dfish

I just spoke to one of my good friends in Havana. Regretably, the atmosphere remains tense, and the chicas are being very 'cautious'.

Whether things have improved or not, it looks like Sandman and I will be returning there late June. Personally, I'm sure I'll still have a GRAND time there no matter what their repressive government is up to.

Let us know if you'd care to join us and we'll get you some more particulars.

FB
PS
If I keep going through my cigars as quickly as I have, you can bet I'll take a quick trip before June just to restock.

By Sf4dfish on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 05:47 pm:  Edit

FB, should we run into each other before then? I have a couple of pretty good Dominican Cohiba's to share with you, compliments of my Reno Casino. The Silver Legacy.

A token of my appreciation for all the great service/work you have done on our behalf! (grin).

I know it must be really taxing on your body to do all that flying and sluming it in an RV on those terrible Cuban roads.

Keep in touch, sf4dfish

By Dino on Friday, April 11, 2003 - 10:01 am:  Edit

FangBunny,

Great report as always and it was quite entertaining hanging out with you at Centaurus. Hopefully we'll run into each other on our future trips to Rio.

I'm gonna have to go back to Rio in May and beat the crap out of Rich for telling everybody about Patricia at Rio Antigo. Rich knows I like big breasted women but apparently he tells you before he tells me about her (what a friend). I hope she still there when I'm there in May.

By FangBunny on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 11:35 pm:  Edit

Dino
Good to hear from you. And you're right - Rich needs a good ass whuppin, but since he is SO good about pointing out the talent, perhaps you should direct your energy at buying him beers - a technique I've found FAR more productive here in Ireland. Goddamn is it cold here

By Sandman on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 05:32 am:  Edit

FB-You may provide the first ever Ireland report on CH. This should be interesting.

I am sure you heard they executed the 3 boat hijackers in Cuba. Quick trial, appeal took 1 day, wham, executed. Imprisioned a bunch of other "dissidents" for periods of 6-28 years. Can you imaging being in one of those cane fields for 28 years.? Perhaps the firing squad is a better option!

Sandman

By FangBunny on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 11:43 am:  Edit

Sandman
Goddamn that sucks dude! I may have mentioned talking to our Cuban buddy a few days ago? He assured me that things were still quite bleak there. "Everyone is still afraid right now, and it is not the best time to visit"

I think the Beard realized that the world spotlight was quite busy in Iraq lately. Now is an excellent time for him to sweep the country and not draw too much negative press.

I feel badly for all of the fine people of that loving island. One thing's for sure - IF and when this crackdown is over, our ladies will be VERY glad to see us and our wallets again.

See ya soon
FB

By Sf4dfish on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 06:44 am:  Edit

FB & Sandman, I thought us men are all "walking atm's" when in Cuba!

By FangBunny on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 10:59 am:  Edit

Sf4
No doubt about it. And with the machines 'down' for so long, they'll be glad when we're once again online.
Whenever that is. I'm running dangerously low on cigars, so expect I'll have to make a quick run to restock before long. Hopefully Fidel will be in a better mood by then :-)
FB

By Sf4dfish on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 04:11 pm:  Edit

FB and the gang. I went, saw, and conquered the twin sugarloaf mountains (Pao da Azucar) of Ms. Patricia of Rio Antiguo this past Wednesday the 16th.

FYI, Patricia is no longer a blonde. Her hair (on her head) is now a light brown. One way to find her in the club, is to just look for the double "Pao's" on her chest. She does have the best set in Rio Antiguo!

My session with her would rate a 6.5, no great fireworks. But she is a sweet menina. YMMV.

By FangBunny on Saturday, April 19, 2003 - 10:33 am:  Edit

Sf4dfish
Must agree that the session was not a 10, although I'd rate her higher than a 6.5. What did those ta tas do for you though :-)?

FB

By Sf4dfish on Saturday, April 19, 2003 - 10:59 am:  Edit

FB, like in the Seinfeld finale. The Johnnie Cochran/Jackie Chiles lawyer part tells Jerry, ``They are REAL, and they are MAGNIFICENT``!

FB, the reason I gave her a 6.5 was because on this quick four day trip to SP/Rio, I did 6 garotas. And I would rate her talent/service tied for last of the six. Good, not great.

Have much fun. Right now in Rio, not alot of male competition. sf4dfish


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