Sex, Lies and the Transylvania Twit....

Rule # 1 WE PAY THEM TO LEAVE

Rule # 2 NEVER PAY UPFRONT

Rule # 3 NEVER VIOLATE RULES 1 and 2 !!!

This is a SAD story of what happens when you think with the LITTLE head instead of
the BIG one...

Tatia and Stefani are a pair that regularly work the Blue Marlin. Stefani is a 26 yo Romainan/Tica that
had caught my eye on my prior trip. She is an tall skinny dark haired chica who's body style just turns me on.
She also has the Eastern European "Mysterious" look about her.. I decided this territory needed to be explored
on my next trip and did so.... or atleast thought I would...??

I knew Tatia from before and asked them both to a table at BM to "talk".. Much to my surprise Stefani spoke
perfect English in addition to Spanish. After some "small talk" she asked for the standard BM Hundred bucks US.
I told her I never pay more than USD 60 at the BM and she countered with $80.00. I told her I would go to 30K colonies
including photos. She said she never (?) allows photos and held at $80. Told her , No photos, no deal. She and Tatia
left the table saying she would think about it...

Stefani returned about 10 minutes later and said shw would agree to $80 but only allow photos " con ropa" ...

Photos: Stefani

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Figured that was a good starting point so grapped a taxi and off we go...

Arrived at the room and got the camera ready ( little "Memo" was already ready after a little grap ass in the taxi,
so didn't need any additional foreplay) to start some pictures. Stefani asked for plata upfront. Told her I never pay
upfront and we bantered the point back and forth..( my first mistake) . I agreed to pay upfront ( my seconfd mistake..
Danm that "Little Memo") if she gave me her cedula. She did but I didn't lock it in the safe ( 3rd mistake) and on with
the photos....

Photos where nothing great ( she claims she "models" for magazines and advertisements in SJO... really doubt it..
she has little camera presence... but shot a few and started getting undresed... she also undressed and started a
10 -15 minute massage. She got out of the bed and started getting dressed. I asked her what she was doing and
she said" I told you I only fuck for $100." and she stood there half dressed, waiting for me to cough up the extra $20.

Shit... I've already violated the first 2 cardnial rules of mongering, I'm lying naked with a raging hard on, pissed and getting madder by the second. I chose not to act on my first instinct.. ( a night in a SJO Jail didn't sound like a good idea and I'd already made 3 mistakes so why go for the 4th) so I just got up, opened the door, and told her to get the hell out, clothes in hand and all...

Danm... I hate learning the rules the second time around but that's my story friends... live and learn from my experience and beware of the Transylvania Twit and her sidekick Tatia..

I've attached her photos so you can recognize her... when you see her please tell her " Memo" ( the chicas know me as
Memo) sends his love to the most famous little masajista in SJO..... you get the message and so will she... Beware.

Red faced and all....

PIDD

We've all been there. Best to cut your losses, and live to love another day.

Thanks for sharing,

Moonodog

Thanks for sharing the story, your experiences help all of us when we travel to other countries.

That pay-me-now, not-later trap happened to me also once in San Jose with a Blue Marlin girl. "Oh," I told her, "We have a problem. You want me to pay now, and I do not want to pay now. Let's settle this by going back to the Blue Marlin, and you can find someone who will pay right away, and I shall find someone who is okay with me paying afterwards." "No, no, no!" she told me. "It's okay just for you." "Hmmmm," said I. "Now I am afraid that you will not have a good time with me because you will be worried about the money. And I am afraid that you will be wanting more money for what you consider to be 'extra services' or for a tip." I opened the safe in the room and showed her the money and then locked the safe. She assured me we both would have a good time and there would be no more talk about money. I guess I can't be sure she had a good time, but I know I did!

(Message edited by bark on June 10, 2003)

Bark, that is a great strategy for when you screw up and get a hard core girl or for that matter when you get a new girl and her friends have coached her into acting hard core about the money.
Excellent work on your part.

sorry to hear about your mistake.

they tried pulling that on me, didnt work.

i was there in 2005 2 x,and i think i recognize her. seen her at del rey, pretty sure

sorry , we each learn the hard way

Dude

The report's almost 4 years old and the guy that wrote it has not been a member for ages !