Following an uneventful day at work without even a soapy for lunch I returned to the Marriott to shower, shave and change. Regarding shaving, I have NEVER shaved as often as I did in Thailand. I don’t exactly have cro-magnon level beard growth, but I learned very quickly that Thai girls can’t stand even the slightest amount of stubble. In fact, on my first day in BKK I shaved off my goat and mustache, and I’m very glad I did. They just HATE facial hair, and I do love frenching those Thai girls.

I’d made arrangements to meet X at Big Dogs at 7pm, but despite all my attempts to grab an hour’s naptime I found myself hopelessly wide-awake. At about 6:15 I said “fuck it” and headed over to Big Dogs to get a head start on the Singha Gold.

All the tables at Big Dogs were full, so grabbed a barstool and ordered a beer. It wasn’t long before a bar girl in the 6-range took her shot. I got rid of her as pleasantly as possible and returned to my Singha. Looking around I noticed quite a few girls in the 5-7 range, with maybe one scraping 8 territory.

Of course before I managed to finish my first beer another girl sat herself down on the stool next to me. This one was definitely over the Mendoza line, so I bought her a drink and did the beer bar dance – drink, touch, kiss, room? She was 22 but looked 17. I consoled myself with the advice I’d gotten from a friend at work – take you best guess at their age and add 6 years. She had a cute baby face but unfortunately a few extra beer pounds on the thighs. Nothing that would discourage anyone, but she wasn’t the typical 45 kilo girl – maybe 55 kilos tops. She told me her name of course, but I forgot it the next day. I’m sure I wrote it somewhere, but I can’t locate that particular scrap of paper – oh well. I’ll call her BF (baby face). Mid 7 territory.

Photo: Baby Face 1
Photo: Baby Face 2

Somewhere between kiss and room X showed up. I closed a short time deal with BF. She couldn’t do LT because she lived with her mom and mom didn’t know what she did to earn her baht. No problem – I wanted to do more than one girl tonight anyway. X didn’t see anything that interested him, but he needed to get his video camera from my room, so he walked to the hotel with us.

Everything was fine until we got within a hundred yards of the Marriott entrance and BF broke the strap on her sandals. Major friggin derailment. She wanted to go back to Big Dogs for shoe replacement, so I had them wait there while I ran to the room and got X’s camera. He took off for Cowboy while BF and I hobbled over to Big Dogs. About halfway there her other shoe broke, and she threw in the towel – it would be barefoot from there on.

Lucky for us there was a shoe vendor right in front of Big Dogs! Yeah. Lucky. I began to wonder how many times those sandals had “broken” on walks to the hotel. 400 baht and 10 minutes of shoe decision later, we were on our way back to the hotel. I’d found a guide to Thailand published by the American Women’s Group in my buddy’s office the first day, and more importantly, the Thai primer in the back of it, so on the way to the hotel I practiced my pathetic 3 or 4 phases, much to the amusement of BF. “Sawasdee krap!” (hello). “Sabaidee mai krap!” (how are you?). “Cheu aria krap?” (what is your name?). That was about it. Oh yeah, I also knew “Ab nam” (shower).

Entering through the Café/Mall entrance we slipped past the lounge, up the escalator and into an elevator. A few minutes later we were in the room and it was shower time. Since this was short time I kept her on top of the sheets, ripped off her towel and explored her overgrown bush. Having forgot to bring my weed whacker I bailed after a few exploratory licks and instead finger fucked her till she came. I’d brought a large selection of various condoms to try out, and this time I chose a Trojan Extended Pleasure. Extended Pleasure hell! More like Extended Numbness. By the time she finished 5 minutes worth of blowjob I could no longer feel my dick. Oh well, this should be interesting. I was in the mood for something a bit different than my usual routine, so I put her on her back and tried to touch her ears with her feet while I pounded that hairy twat. And pounded. And pounded. Then I picked up the pace a notch. And pounded. And pounded. I began to wonder if the “Pleasure” part was ever going to kick in. Finally after what seemed like forever, but was probably more like 15 or 20 minutes I regained enough feeling to finish.

She showered, dressed and went home to mom with 2000 baht in her pocket. Yeah, I know. She was a 1000 baht girl all the way. I took my time showering, shaving and dressing, then headed back to Nana.

As would become my usual routine, I stopped at Fantasia first to cool off – definitely the most frigid A/C in Nana Plaza! Also as usual I spent most of my time flirting with the waitresses – the go-go talent was definitely lacking here during my entire stay.

I finished my Singha Gold and moved to the second stop on my Nana routine – Carnival. There was definitely much more potential here, so I grabbed a seat at the bar/rail in between the benches and the stages and began looking for a LT candidate – I could see at least 3 or 4 potentials. At this point, the decision process was removed from my hands. It was time for a stage rotation, and as the girls filed off and past me, one jumped in my lap and shoved her tongue down my throat. At this extraordinarily close range she looked perfectly doable so I bought her a drink and frenched away happily until it was time for her to get back on stage. Her name was Noy, and she was indeed small – maybe 40 kilos. She was 22, and in Bangkok 2 months so far from Udon Thani. I would hear the name of this city constantly throughout my Bangkok stay. I guess I just like those Thai/Lao girls (Udon Thani is next to the Thai/Lao border in the northeast).

When she returned after her set I paid her bar fine and we took the short walk to the Marriott – thankfully without a single shoe incident!

Photo: Noy 1
Photo: Noy 2
Photo: Noy 3


Following the requisite showers I discovered a welcome change from Shoe Girl – a fully shaved panocha. Well, hell, if she’d gone to all that effort I just had to devote an appropriate amount of time appreciating it – one lick at a time. She then provided a decent covered bj and finally climbed on for one very enthusiastic ride.

After another round of showers it was time for a second round and then 3 or 4 hours of sleep. At about 6 am I woke up, woke her up and had a little breakfast. She then showered and left with 3000 of my former baht.

I took my time getting ready for work, then met my buddy downstairs at the Café for breakfast. I must say the Marriott Café breakfast buffet lived up to its billing – very nice indeed.

Tonight my friends at work were going to show me around Soi 33. If they only knew what they were initiating…

To be continued…

drew

I also prefer Thai/Lao girls...much prettier. Not too dark and very little Chinese blood or no Chinese blood (which is even better). Throw the world in a blender and you have a Laotian/Thai girl.

Drew: Doing a quick calculation on your spending I estimate that you could do 30% more women, or every third trip a threesome, if you paid the market rate!

I know 69... Diff EQ ruined my basic math skills, so until you guys do that basic math for me I don't have to think about what my over-paying really meant in terms of women.
Now I all fucking depressed!
Well, Ok, maybe not...

drew

Sounds like you guys are wearing out your dicks! I'll be there on Monday doing the same thing. Looking forward, gents.

I have barfined Noy several times and agree she's very nice. Great tastin smooth pussy. She has a friend-Dao - younger better looking and the two of them do a great thresome. Nothing like doin a girl doggie style with her friend kneeling next to her givin you a great view of ass and small pussy. Hard to last very long ! Dao also does a great bbbj !

I actually did a threesome with Noy and another Noy from Carnival who was even smaller. Both nicely shaven.
One would sit on my face while the other sat on my dick. One rotation was all I could survive before blast off.

drew

Ah memories !!! I'm getting hard just thinking about going back. Only 5 more days. If I can avoid Noy---there was a small 19 y.o server girl at Carnival who had an 18 y.o sister working there as dancer- both very cute who wanted to do a 3 some. Noy had me staked out though. Better luck this time.