Ah, the most important part about Pattaya. Nowhere in the world is there more of a hedonistic, in-your-face sex atmosphere as in Pattaya. You could live here and never have time to go to all of the beer bars or meet all of the girls...as some leave, new ones come in. You will be on sensory overload your first night here...it is heaven. Here are some venues:

MASSAGE PARLORS: I do not think the massage scene here is all that great but you should try it several times during your stay. The two main massage parlors are Sabailand and Sabai Dee. They are right across the street from each other on Pattaya Second Road near Big C. Sabai Dee is nicer on the inside and caters to Asian clientele whom like light skin. They charge you 1,500 baht which is inclusive of everything. The soapie massage rooms are pretty nice and the selection of girls is good around 6-7 pm. Tough place to find a hottie as the Asian bus tour companies recommend this place. Sabailand is across the street and has your standard fishbowl. You will be charged 600 baht for the massage which does not include sex. The girls here always ask for outrageous sums for full service. Usually 1,500-2,000 baht tip is the norm. There is usually a couple of hotties here, including Dau whom has been photoed by many porn mags and myself. VIP Massage is attached to Diamond Beach Hotel. This place had zero hotties when I was there but you should peek your head in as some have had success here. Suzi Massage and Happy Body are two others that many rave about and you can read the reviews on this site.

BEER BARS: A great place to start your day/night out is at the multitude of outdoor beer bars in Pattaya. Not a great place to be during hot season but a great place to find some diamonds in the rough. Soi 7 and 8 have hundreds of beer bars and many of them have girls whom are hot and young. You should also try the beer bars near Sabailand Massage and on Walking street near the go go bars. The happy hours have cheap beer and many will barbecue food for free. The drinks are cheaper and so are the girls. You have to pay a 300 baht bar fine and the girls can go for 500-1000 baht short time or 1000-1,500 long time....this all depends on how new the girl is and how hot she is. The girls like to pass the time playing Connect 4 and card games...don't bet them on these games, they will win.

BLOW JOB BARS: Good day time fun. Most located on Soi Yodsack and Soi Post Office. You pay 500-700 baht for a quick blow job in the room. The girls are not that hot but you have to try it at least once. Try Nice with Ice, Golden Girls and King Kong Bar.

SOI YODSAK: This is a street near Soi 6 that has nothing but short time bars and BJ bars. Some nasty looking girls here but you can find some cuties who will do a threesome for 500 baht each. Once inside the bars, they will immediately stick their hands down your pants and start the sell. You should also try the "Love U 2" bar on Soi 6, this place is pure hedonism.

GO GO BARS: IMHO, the best looking go go girls are in Pattaya. There are some incredible girls in Nana Plaza but Pattaya has hundreds of go go bars. You can check out my individual ratings of each bar on this site. The talent at each place fluctuates constantly. The go go bars are concentrated in Pattayaland area and Walking Street. As of now, the best looking girls work at Superbaby, Supergirl, Electric Blue and Happy. Try all of the other bars to see some new talent. The places are air conditioned and the girls shuffle on stage with outfits. Some of the bars have themes and outfits. Some of the hardcore girls work here so drink with them for a while to get a vibe. If they seem aloof to you, drop them no matter how hot they are...there are thousands more outside the door.

FREELANCERS: Marine Disco is awful now. Nothing but drugged out chicks whom have Thai boyfriends who beat them. A lot of the Russian mafia likes to hang out here too. Tony's has an excellent selection of freelancer girls but the vendors are annoying as hell. Tony's has closed several times in the past year. I would recommend spending a couple of nights here. Place doesn't get going until late. Most girls will go for 1,000 short time and 1,500 long time. You can also see freelancers walking down Beach Road but do not partake...pretty dangerous.

XZYTE DISCO-This is a legit disco that is huge. Great place to take your date or gf because they love the cheeseball, Isaan-style variety show antics. The placed was packed with mostly Thai teenagers and very few farangs with their dates. I pointed out about 2 girls who looked incredible in the show and found out later that every girl (except one) working at the show is actually a ladyboy. Fooled again. They have bathroom attendants who try to give you a massage...very creepy. You pay 300 baht to get in but it includes a drink. Be careful of the popcorn trick. They will place a popcorn on your table and as soon as you start eating they will ask for 40 baht.

LADYBOYS: If ladyboys are your thing you might want to check out the Tiffany show. The only real ladyboy bar is Jenny Star Bar. Many of the ladyboys like to stay out late past the closings of the bars.

SO PATTAYA IS THAT DEAR ??? LAST YEAR I VE HAD A GIRL FROM A "NORMAL BEER BAR" NEAR SOI YAMATO AND I PAID ONLY THE BAR FINE 200 BATHS AND GAVE THE GIRL FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT SESSION (FROM 2 AM UNTIL 8 OR 9 AM) 800 BATHS, AND HAPPY WITH 800 BATHS AND SHE WAS GREAT AT SEX AND PRETTY. SO AS ALWAYS WE CAN HAVE GREATS BARGAINS IN PATTAYA WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE TOWARD THE GIRLS.
Nicolas Dieschbourg

Actually, it's spelled "Douchebag"

blazers has nailed it . talent changes constantly and some girls get bf for a week at a time. lots of girls here, the hottest most expensive in gogo bars. do not go take then to their bars and restauanrts unless you want end up minus 5 or 6 thousand baht the next day. every stop she will meet a old friend and and by 6 in morning when she wants to eat your party will have 7 or 8 thais all without money so guess who pays. i had to learn that lesson twice i am sad to report.

Yobana

You can take them anywhere you want , but you have to remain in control . If you want her friends to join you say so. If you do not want them to join you that's your decision also. I frequently end up with 5-6 girls but that is MY choice. If a girl runs into an old friend and wants her to join in and I do not want her to, I jusy say I want to spend time alone with her and there is no problem.

Rule # 5 is always remember who is paying who's barfine and therefore running the show. Makes communication so much easier.

excellent advice khun mor. i find my judgement is often impaired by alcohol so the only way to avoid excessive spending is to go directly to hotel after paying bar fine.

Just for an update, what's the most recent average price paid for Beer Bar girls, ST and LT? Please include bar fine and room if that figured into costs. Thx in advance.

how much does it cost to book these women for a week, and does anyone know about boat charters with girls?

thegreekmachine, you can barfine girls for a couple of days, in pattaya barefines are between 300 to 600 TBH a day.

How much is BF & sex for ST/LT in Pattaya?
How much for Beergarden girl ST/LT?
Thanks