I started stirring around 10:30am. The first morning always begins with confused glances around the room wondering where I am. Oh yes, I'm on a 10 day sexual excusion in Central America. This is the Hotel Presidente. I'm in San Jose, Costa Rica.

I have no idea what time it is. I forgot my small clock and I never wear a watch. All I know is that it's too late for breakfast. It's always too late for breakfast because I stay out late. I stumble out of bed to get dressed before heading downstairs into the lobby. The food smells good, so I check the time from the security guard posted out front. It's 10:30.

The street out front is bustling with people on this Tuesday morning. I want something quick, so I head into the nearby KFC where I pass another security guard. I don't remember this many security guards on my prior trip. Kentucky Fried Chicken security guards? What has Costa Rica come to?

Chicken nuggets sounded good. Chicken nuggets with a Nescafe moccachino. I developed a fondness for these little coffee treats on my recent visit to Panama. I never did find any of these machines in the US. My breakfast came to 985 colones. The cashier was a pretty young lady with beautiful eyes. I got BBQ sauch for the nuggets and two sugars for the coffee. I only needed one as the moccachino was already sweet.

I entered, ate, and left KFC in less than 10 minutes. My next stop was the Internet Cafe on the way to the Morazon.

Digital Cafe is located on the right side of the street as you head towards the Morazon from the Presidente. They have Net2Phone so you can make international calls. A young lady I recognized from the Del Rey with a permanent smile affixed to her face stared at me while I made my phone calls. I got on the internet for a while to read news and make sure the world wasn't about to end. Afterwards, I headed to the Del Rey to scout the daytime lineup.

I was first approached by Rosa, a very dark skinned Dominicana with a very friendly and seductive attitude. She offered a threesome with a friend of hers that I was not attracted to. I spoke with her briefly, but declined her services for the time being.

Next I met Jessica. Jessica is a very pretty blond Tica with a deep tan. I was very tempted to spend some time with her, but decided to put her on the waiting list for the time being.

Karina soon approached me. She had a huge smile with even bigger breasts that she proudly jutted into my chest. They were so distracting that I almost buckled even though she was much heavier than ladies I would normally select. Her personality was great and she seemed like a sure thing, so I got her phone number for future reference, but as she walked away, the spell was broken and I knew that I wouldn't be calling her unless things got really bad.

I soon ran into the first young lady I remembered from a previous trip. Her name is Sabrina. She's a beautiful young brunette Tica and looked just like she did a couple years ago. I briefly said hello while her friends gawked at me.

The last young lady I chatted to before leaving was named Mari. There was a second part to her name, but for some reason I could never understand what she was saying and was too embarrassed to continually ask her to repeat herself. She was another cute blond that got second billing on the reserve list.

I left the Del Rey armed with Lumps map and decided to hit New Fantasy. New Fantasy is a massage parlor located not too far from the Del Rey. I walked around the area for a bit before successfully finding it.

New Fantasy Massage Parlor
http://www.newfantasy.net/
info@newfantasy.net
(506) 221-4916
9am - 9pm Monday thru Saturday

Upon entering, I was greeting by a couple young ladies who asked if I had been there before. Since I hadn't one of them offered to take me on a tour which I accepted. We passed the waiting room full of young ladies on the left and continued straight ahead into a hall. We walked past several rooms. She showed me an open room that had a bed, a chair, a small table, a mirror, and a color TV hanging from the wall. It was clean and nicely kept. We continued on past other rooms and down other halls. On the way, I spotted a pretty young lady pulling a drink out of a glass refrigeration case. She was distracting but I continued to follow my guide. She took me towards the back where she showed me the wet sauna and the dry sauna. We returned to the waiting room where the masajistas sat on couches waiting for their next clients. A wall with a one-way mirror stationed at viewing height allows for clients to stare at the ladies without them staring back at you.

There were plenty of young ladies to choose from, but none that really stood out to me. One of the ladies helped me with some names. The ones I was most attracted to that were available at the time were as follows: Valeska (or Alaska) was a tall skinny brunette with dark toned skin. She appeared to be from Nicaragua. Joanna and Kayla were both fair skinned brunettes with pretty faces. Kayla might have been slightly overweight, I couldn't tell as I didn't see her get off the couch. My lady of choice turned out to be Jessica, a brunette Tica with a pretty face but a small chest. She was the lady I saw getting the drink while I was on the tour. The receptionist called her up front after I spent a while in front of the window trying to decide. After getting a better look at Jessica, I wasn't as impressed as I was when I initially saw her, but she seemed to me to be the most attractive at the time.

Jessica brought me back to the room and asked what I wanted to do. I opted for some time in the wet sauna before the time in the room. I paid her the 14,000 colones for the hour which can be split up however you want. With the exchange rate at the time, the hour would cost me $36.

Photos: Jessica 01 02 03 04

She returned after a few minutes after she paid the front desk. We got undressed and wrapped ourselves in towels to head to the sauna. Another couple was in there, an older Tican and a young black Dominicana. It seemed very hot at first, but I adjusted unusually quickly. The sauna didn't seem to be as hot as ones I've experienced in the past. Jessica was sweating in no time at all. With the exception of the mist, I pretty much stayed dry. We stayed for about 15 minutes before heading back to the room. The cool air was very refreshing.

Jessica provided a nice massage followed by some light kissing and an excellent bareback blowjob. Her lovenest was clean shaven and was tempting, but I decided against diving down. Some pleasant sex followed, but not as inspiring as my session the night before.

We showered separately afterwards. I have Jessica a hug and a kiss and returned to the waiting room to see if any other ladies were available that weren't previously. It appeared to be the same crowd. Several other gentlemen came in for services, so I decided to leave. I was offered a strawberry candy which I gladly accepted. I decided to return to the Del Rey.

I lounged around for a while before settling down at the bar. Back in the U, I spotted a very pretty brunette. Her friend noticed and called me over to sit between them.

Jessica was now to my left and Lizbeth to my right. Jessica was the more attractive of the two. She spoke a good amount of English and did a lot of translating when Lizbeth said something I didn't understand. Lizbeth was a short Tica with curly red hair. She opened the topic of sex by offering a threesome. I was intrigued, but lost interest when they disclaimed that it would be of a non-lesbian nature. We spoke for a while and the topic of dancing came up. I mentioned that I was interested in dancing and they said that they wanted me to take them that evening. I told them that I would think about it later on. I sat talking with them for a while before excusing myself to walk around some more.

I then ran into a very attractive Colombiana on her first day working. Her name was Sandra. She had a gorgeous face, but she also had a midsection that was slightly big. If she was in good shape she would have been perfect. I talked to her for a little while and was tempted because of her beauty, but she didn't provide the right vibe I was looking for. She seemed rather uncomfortable with the work that she was doing. She apparently had a good job with a big company before, but lost the job and little else was available in Colombia.

She seemed to be looking for a client, so I excused myself not wanting to take up more of her time. She went to second on my reserve list behind the first Jessica I met earlier in the day, and ahead of the Jessica I had just been talking to.

I started to get very hungry and didn't want to wait, so I headed to the nearest fast food restaurant I could find. That turned out to be KFC. I ordered some chicken and a coke before heading back up to the room.

After getting some rest and taking a shower, I headed back out for the evening. I spent some time lounging around the Del Rey before running into Lizbeth and Jessica again. They asked me if I wanted to go to El Pueblo to dance. No one in the current evening shift really stood out for me, so it sounded like a good idea. The three of us caught a cab out front. Lizbeth had started to walk past the cabs to save colones (the ones that wait out front overcharge) but Jessica and I decided just to grab one. I didn't want to seem cheap anyways.

After a short drive, we exited the cab and I gave the driver 500 colones, more than the meter would have been, but still less than $1.50. Usually it's best to say "Maria", which indicates you want him to turn on the meter, but even if you don't the additional amount will usually be less than $1 US.

El Pueblo has different restaurants and dancing establishments. I didn't pay too much attention, so I am uncertain as to any specific number or types of establishments. The ladies led me past several places to one that seemed to be near the back and also appeared to be the busiest. We walked past several small crowds of people and grabbed a small bar table.

We were seated close to a small stage with a large television screen next to it. On the screen was a video playing of dancing and drinking from another evening that was very busy. A male and female dancer took the stage shortly thereafter. The female dancer had a beautiful face and a very tight body. She easily exceeded most of the talent at the Del Rey and particularly my present company, but she wasn't a working lady. The two of them did some coordinated dancing while the guy did some singing and crowd raising with the microphone. Another dancer appeared later and joined them on stage.

Either Jessica or Lizbeth told the waiter that it was Lizbeth's birthday. Out of the blue, they later called her up on stage where they poured some hard liquor down her throat. We spent the next couple hours drinking, talking, and dancing. It was somewhat difficult dividing my time between them. I was much more attracted to Jessica, but Lizbeth was more aggressive with me. While we were drinking, Lizbeth threw me a $50 quote and asked me if she could come over later. I wanted Jessica, but relented to Lizbeth's offer after a little bit more flirting and pressure. As time went on, Jessica and I got closer, but Lizbeth threw out a line that I didn't quite understand. Jessica asked if I was going to take Lizbeth for the evening. I had to say yes.

Both Jessica and I were a little disappointed, but the three of us continued to have an enjoyable evening. We eventually left and caught a cab out front back to the Del Rey to drop Jessica off who was going to do some more work. Lizbeth and I headed to the Presidente.

The sex with Lizbeth seemed really uninspired. She wasn't open to kissing and only gave a fair covered blowjob. While she was riding on top, she started talking about money, she offered anal for $50 more. I declined and she seemed really surprised. She lowered her quote to $25 and started talking about it more. At this point I was completely bored with her and annoyed at her bringing up money in the midst of sex. I told her I didn't want to continue with the sex. She apologized and said she was really surprised because I was the only guy to turn down the anal.

I paid Lizbeth the $50 we agrred upon, then we walked back to the Del Rey. I still had a loaded gun so I was looking for another target. I did a couple laps before deciding that I really wanted Jessica. When I approached Jessica again, she was getting ready to leave with Lizbeth who had called a male roommate of theirs to pick them up. I mentioned that it was unfortunate because I chose the wrong date and wanted to spend time with her. We talked about it for a while and she agreed to a couple hours for $100 US. The friend arrived as we closed the deal. Lizbeth was ready to go, but Jessica told her she'd be with me for a couple hours. I asked Jessica if they were going to wait and suggested that another night might be better and we could go earlier in the evening, but Jessica replied that they wouldn't wait and she would catch a cab home afterwards. Lizbeth seemed surprised that I was now taking Jessica after not finishing with her.

Back at the Presidente, the desk staff didn't seem at all surprised that I was signing in a second lady in less than 2 hours. We continued up to the room hand in hand.

The session that followed was one of my best on this trip and what I was expecting with Jessica. We started off talking and listening to music and got to know each other better. Soon there was light kissing that turned into deep french. The phone rang and it turned out to be Lizbeth. Jessica told her not to bother her because she was going to be busy for a while. We returned to making out which progressed to DATY and a spectacular BBBJ. The sex that followed was also passionate and fulfilling and more than made up for my waste of time with Lizbeth.

I walked Jessica downstairs afterwards. Outside in a car were Lizbeth and the male roommate waiting. I kissed Jessica goodbye and she got into the car. I walked back towards the Del Rey as they drove off.

At this point it was after 4:00am and the lineup was starting to dwindle. I wsan't interested in another lady, but I wanted to get a feeling of what was available at this time. I was hungry, but didn't want to wait for the food at the Del Rey restaurant. I walked a block towards the Presidente and stopped in the corner 24 restaurant called Chelles. They have mostly a breakfast and sandwhich menu. I ordered a toasted beef sandwich with some pineapple juice which was ready in about 5 minutes. I quickly ate and paid before returning to the Presidente to retire for the evening.

Sounds like you turned lemons into lemonade for the evening.

Too bad about Lizbeth's performance cause your CPL for the evening was way up there for CR.

So long as you are having fun and keeping the Ticas in a little spending money...that's all that matters!

Looking forward to the rest of your report.

Sandman

What is CPL?

CPL=Cost Per Load;

But in following your thread, you are sometimes a saver. Wish I had that amount of discipline.

Nice report so far. Hope you are enjoying your trip.

Sandman

Excellent descriptions so far. I especially like the bits of humor thrown in at times.

When I grow up I want to be a KFC security guard.

Thank you Sandman and Winkle.

I strive to become a better writer. I can do okay at the beginning or reports, but it becomes more of a struggle as I get deeper in.

I will try to do more writing when details are more fresh. Thanks for your comments.