Chapter 03: Comrade Jimmy and the Odd Couple
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Chapter 03: Comrade Jimmy and the Odd Couple
I woke up very late on Wednesday. The late night and drinking took a little bit of a toll on me. I did not do much in the morning or afternoon except recover. Nuggets and moccachino helped a little bit.
I did some more walking around the city. The streets are layed out like a grid. The center of the grid (0,0) is the intersection of Calle Central and Avenida Central. Calle Central runs North/South. Streets to the right/east of Calle Central are odd numbered starting at 1. For example, the next street to the right/east of Calle Central is Calle 1. After that is Calle 3, and so on. Streets to the left are even numbered starting at 2. Avenida Central runs East/West. Avenidas up/north on a map are odd-numbered, those running down/south are even numbered.
Bar Idem On Calle 11 between Avenida 8/10 16000-19000 colones ($41-$48 US) Roberto owns and manages and will be happy to give recommendations. |  |
My early evening would take me to Idem, one of the more popular sex venues for the sex traveller. Bar Idem is only a short walk from the Presidente down Calle 11 between Avenida 8 and Avenida 10. Personally, I feel safe making the walk in the daytime, but I think the general consensus is that it's best to take a cab, especially if you are alone. If the cab driver does not know "Bar Idem" or "Club Idem", you can try asking him to take you to the intersection of Avenida 8 and Calle 11. It used to be recommended that you request the taxi to take you to Tin Jo, a chinese restaurant on Calle 11 between Avenida 8 and Avenida 6, but from my understanding the owner no longer pays the taxis anything, so you should have no problem paying higher prices for company at Idem.
Roberto runs the place and has a reputation of being a stand-up guy. He has good business sense and keeps tabs on the ladies to make sure they are serving their customers adequately. He speaks English and is happy to chat with his customers and make recommendations. He is also good to go to if you have particular tastes or requests for types of services. The only complaint some people have is that the drink prices are slightly higher. My understanding is that this is done to keep local ticos from just coming in to hang out. He wants to keep his business more of a brothel than a bar.
When you walk into Idem, you'll notice that the lights are rather dim, probably to give a slight advantage to the ladies. There is a bathroom on the right after you enter the door. The immediate lounge area consists of some tables with the bar located straight ahead. Along the right wall is a line of chairs with the ladies seated in waiting. The action at Idem is obvious, but not in-your-face. Your potential companion may smile, but she will not talk to you or approach you unless you invite her.
I made my way to the bar while my eyes adjusted to the light. There were several Americans seated and having a conversation about travel. The lineup was approximately the same quality as I had recalled from a couple years back. Idem doesn't have the high end of the Del Rey, but still plenty of nice options. I recognized Tania and Ana from my previous trips and photos posted on this site. I never met Jennifer, Angie, or Alexandra, but they were familiar from photos as well.
During a lull in the conversation of the three gentlemen, I introduced myself to the nearest one. His name was Jimmy and this was his first vacation. He had always put off vacation because of work, but he was nearing his limit and was going to start losing days if he didn't take advantage of the time he had. He was only in San Jose for a short time, but he was already hooked to the lifestyle. We spoke for a while and I told Jimmy about some of my travels and adventures. He was very intrigued and was looking forward to more vacations.
While we were discussing New Fantasy, we discoved that we had both chosen Jessica for our first session there. He only had a fair session with her, she wouldn't give him a blowjob because of her tongue piercing. He was surprised that she gave me one. I also had to burst his bubble a bit about the candy at the end, Jimmy actually believed that he got the candy because he was special, at least that's what he said. I ended up stealing Jimmy away from the other gentlemen, I would discover later that they weren't the most interesting conversationalists.
One of the them excused themselves shortly thereafter, the other introduced himself as Felix and joined our conversation. Jimmy and I were both eyeing a sensuous looking brunette with long hair partially covering her face, but we were hesitant because she looked like she could be a little heavy. I mentioned the reputations of Tania and Jennifer from what I had read and my personal experience with Tania. Jimmy mentioned his preference for lighter skin and was very interested in Jennifer, but couldn't get the seductive look of the other brunette out of his mind. After a while, Felix excused himself, mentioning that we shouldn't overlook a petite brunette that was sitting right behind us. Jimmy was confused about who to choose, so I suggested he also speak with Roberto.
While Jimmy and Roberto were speaking, Angie made an appearance. I had been debating between Jimmy's choices plus an additional brunette and blond, but Angie's appearance sealed the deal for me. When Jimmy returned, I told him I had made my mind up.
Roberto had confirmed that Jennifer gave good service, but also suggested Alexandra, the petite brunette that Felix had mentioned. We both hesitated a short time longer before we made our choices. Jimmy was a bit uncomfortable with no Spanish, so I called both Angie and Alexandra to join us. I would have talked with Angie a little longer to get to know her better before taking her up, but Jimmy couldn't talk to Alexandra at all so I suggested they go up and that I would follow shortly. We headed upstairs to the less expensive rooms while I spoke a short while longer with Angie.
We soon headed upstairs where I got to see Jimmy heading back to the room with Alexandra, both wrapped in towels. I paid Angie and looked around the room while she took it downstairs. The upstairs rooms at Idem are rather plain. There was a table, a couple chairs, and the bed. A horizontal mirror ran the length of the bed. Above the door were open vents. Anything louder than a whisper and you could probably be heard from the hall.
Photos: Angie 05 06 07 08 09 10 11
I had a fun time with Angie, but the session wasn't particularly memorable. I gave her a massage that she thoroughly enjoyed. I was tempted to go down, but didn't. We didn't kiss, I would have remembered that, but I did leave satisfied with my time with her.
I forgot to take note of the price, but I'm pretty sure it was 16,000 colones, or about $41 US. They have a nicer and more private room downstairs for 19,000 colones or about $48 US, but I believe it was occupied.
Jimmy was waiting downstairs when I came down. We were both hungry, actually Jimmy was hungry earlier and was talking about food before our sessions, so we walked the block past Avenida 8 and decided to eat at Tin Jo. We nibbled on little fried noodle crisps while waiting for our dinner. We started off by splitting eggrolls for appetizers. For dinner, Jimmy had the Tin Jo special which is a variety of meats in a fried rice/noodle bowl. There may have been some rice or veggies in it, I'm not really sure. I ordered a Thai dish, Beef Pad Krapao with a level 4 spicy on thier five point scale. It didn't seem very spicy while I was eating it, but I was still sweating towards the end of the dish.
We walked back to the Del Rey where we ran into Felix and his friend again. Felix introduced him as Gilbert. Oscar told us about how annoyed he was that some of the ladies asked him about his shoes. Jimmy and I both looked down and Jimmy asked, "So what is the deal with those shoes?"
Oscar had on two different tennis shoes. He explained that he lost one of each, and rather than throwing them away, he decided to wear the different tennis shoes together. He mentioned that men didn't always notice it, I hadn't at first, but that the ladies always did. Oscar did look somewhat silly in his tight tshirt, shorts, and off-white tennis shoes in two different patterns, but we left it alone at that.
We made more rounds about the place checking and chatting with different ladies. Jimmy and I stuck mostly together and Felix and Oscar did their thing. Oscar would occasionally complain about how he wasn't attracted to anyone, but once when Jimmy and I were talking about a blond with big fake breasts, Oscar walked up. Jimmy and I both agreed her face was between pretty and average, but I liked the breasts. Jimmy didn't like fakies. Oscar commented that she was the only lady in the place he found attractive.
Jimmy and I continued on and started discussing checking out Key Largo. Felix appoached in the middle of our conversation and said he was going and that we should come. He said the talent would be very light, mostly ladies taking a break from the Del Rey, but that the live music was good. We walked out the side entrance and crossed the street into the parking lot where we entered the back/side entrance of the Key Largo. We had to pay a cover charge, it was 1500 colones, I believe.
There were very few ladies there, and the ones that were there were mostly taken. Several of the bartenders were very attractive, Jimmy and I spent a fair amount of time drooling over them, but we both knew they were off limits. I gave Jimmy a little tour and told him what little history I knew about the place. I told him how it used to be more popular than the Del Rey and how there used to be a room with photos of many ladies that once worked there. I pointed out the new section and added the additional entrance. Afterwards we returned to the bar where the two hottest bartenders were working. Felix was chatting with an old friend by the window. One of the ladies I was interested in from the Del Rey soon appeared with her friend, but I couldn't get her to return decent eye contact. Another lady I liked entered with a couple girlfriends, but they were distracted amongst themselves as well. After we finished our drinks, we said our farewell to Felix and headed back to the Del Rey.
We ran into Felix and Oscar again later but didn't hang with them much. They were kind of a annoying to hang around. Felix was overdressed and stiff. He appeared out of place and spoke as if he had to choose all of his words carefully. Oscar was a fit guy but had little sense of style, especially with the shoes. Oscar was also getting married, and had to repeatedly tell himself, and us as well, that there were no attractive ladies around. Felix sampled on the trip, but Oscar was true to his fiance. They were leaving the next afternoon, so we bid them farewell.
We hunted together for a while, but didn't come up with anyone we were solidly interested in. There was one lady that was leagues ahead of the rest in looks and body, but she was stuck with the same guy for hours talking in the corner near the phones. Jimmy eventually got tired and decided to turn himself in, so I continued the hunt alone. One of the ladies I met with a cute blond Colombian named Nicole. She had a pretty face, but her stomach was too large. She seemed very interesting, but I shied away at her $100 quote. She didn't lower her bid at my reluctance and I didn't feel like negotiating, so I told her I wanted to hang out a while and that I would talk to her later. I met several other ladies and got some other quotes of $100, but Nicole was still the front runner. Eventually, a much older and wider gentleman than myself walked out holding Nicole's hand. I was a little disappointed as she had been the best option so far and it was getting late.
Daisy soon approached. Daisy is tall with long dirty blond hair and huge breasts. Jimmy had commented earlier that she was one of the ladies he was most interested in (Nicole was actually the other) I didn't think that much of her, but she was getting better looking as it got later. She caught me looking and got in my face with a big smile. We spoke briefly when Daisy's friend approached and asked if I was going to take them both. Her was black, she appeared Dominican but I would later find out she was from Colombia. She was attractive, but a little odd looking, I thought. Her body was one of the best in the place, but she had eyes that were a little too big. She also looked kind of fake, like she might have had some plastic surgery. I could imagine her in a suspense/thriller as some psychotic ex-girlfriend with murderous intent. I wasn't about to invite her into my room. She soon left as alone after seeing I wasn't interested.
Daisy opened her quote at $100, which I again shied away from, but Daisy knew how to handle it. While I was talking she touched her finger to her tongue, then ran it across my lips. My pants started getting uncomfortable. She promised me a good time and that she was well worth the money. She also mentioned that time wouldn't be a problem, she'd stay with me longer if I wanted. Something in the back of my head said to wait, but I was a bit tired and frustrated and agreed. We left the Del Rey and walked back to the Presidente.
Once we got to the room, she immediately went to the bathroom and the voice became clear, I was making a mistake. I wasn't interested in heading back to the Del Rey and didn't want to back out when she really hadn't done anything wrong yet, so I just went through the motions. As I suspected, she exited the bathroom naked and all ready to go, there would be no comfortable chatting and getting to know each other, she wanted her money and to get the sex over with, at which point she would quickly return to the bar to work or home to sleep.
She started to undress me and kissed my body to get me aroused, but then wanted her payment before continuing. I gave her $100 from my wallet. She than placed me on the bed and proceeded with a covered blowjob that was only fair. She soon climbed on top and started riding. I played with her huge breasts occasionally, but I could tell she was uncomforable with it. The reason was that she had one of the worst enhancements I had ever felt. Jimmy and a couple other guys I would later point her out to thought they looked real, but they felt very hard and unnatural, almost like she had gravel in her body. I didn't spend much more time playing with them, they didn't feel good anyways.
We soon switched to missionary where she was pretty much a cold fish. Her face looked blank and expressionless. I started to get bored looking at lifeless eyes and listening to silence, so I dug my face into her neck and ran my hands along her hips which felt nice. I pumped faster and imagined she was enjoying it to bring myself to climax as quicly as possible, I knew if I got distracted or started looking at her again, I'd probalby lose interest completely and be unable to finish. Fortunately, I came. It was a disappointing and short session, but at least I still shot. Daisy got dressed in short order and then left.
I sat up for a while thinking about how I let myself make such a bad decision, but I then realized then it was probably because my internal clock was off from staying up all night before. I needed rest, so I cleaned up and got some sleep.
Vladimir checkout my photo " Del Rey Girls 14 " Is the chica on the right Daisy ? The Pic. is about 3 years old . Your description of tits and performance fit her too a T . BTW great report .
The lady in your photo is more attractive, not the same. The Daisy I was with is bigger, like an Amazon. Photos of my Del Rey conquests are coming, they will be submitted separate from the report. None of the ladies in my eleven days declined photos.
Thanks!
Oscar and Felix.. Were their last names Madison and Unger??? I remember their television show.
Good report so far. You're certainly one for details. Speaking of which, I found it interesting that with so many veterans on this board, not ONE has posted the obvious observation from your session.
You prepaid. Your session was disappointing. The two go hand in hand. It is for that reason that I won't prepay. Ever. Not for any reason. World without end, forever and ever, amen.
Further, anytime I am asked to prepay, I immediately attempt to conclude the session without paying. This is the best thing you can do, unless you don't mind wasting your money on a risky proposition at best.
Finally, should you decide to go ahead and session, renegotiate to only pay 50% when finished, plus the remaining 50% if you are VERY pleased with her service.
Many vets told me of this policy when I was a newbie, and I'm glad I adopted it.
Congrats on riding that bitch through to the end, albeit a fast one. Way to keep your eye on the goal. It has been a LONG time since that has happened to me, but I seem to recall having a great deal more difficulty crossing the finish line.
I'll take mediocre sex if it's free - that's part of life. But to pay for mediocre sex?