I woke up very late, of course. After getting dressed I made a quick stop by the Del Rey. I said hi to Sabrina, there were very few other ladies working. Famished, I walked over to KFC to get my chicken nuggests and moccachino. I also bought some AAA batteries for my cybershot camera at the photo shop next door. I decided to look for some of the other places on Lumps map that I hadn't been to yet.

Vishnu Restaurant On Avenida 1 between Calle 1/3 Guide recommended Vegetairan fare

I headed west on Avenida Central and zig-zagged through the streets on the way to Europa 2000. On the way I passed the Vishnu restaurant on Avenida 1 between Calle 1 and Calle 3. I remember this place as recommended in the guide book I purchased, so I snapped a couple photos for reference. I imagine most of the gentleman here are meat-eaters, but any vegetarians or those just seeking something different should check this restaurant out.

I looked for Europe 2000 on Calle 3 between Avenida 5 and Avenida 7 but didn't see it. I walked up and down the street a couple times and rechecked the map, but found nothing. (I would later discover that it's on the East side of the street) Unable to locate it, I headed north on Calle 3 and found Vips 1 on the northwest corner of Calle 3 and Avenida 11. I should have went in to see if anything was in there, but I didn't because it looked deserted. Next door was a pink building with music playing and a sign reading "Jet Set" outside. I never heard of this place and was betting it was a small brothel, so I walked inside.

Vips 1 Northwest corner of Calle 3 and Avenida 11    Sorry, no more details

Jet Set On Avenida 11 between Calle 1/3    5000 colones ($13 US)?? Light Selection

As I suspected, I found a group of mostly older, bored looking ladies sitting around in a dark brothel setting. A man sat by the door, I asked if he worked there, but he said no. I scanned the talent for a couple minutes, there was one lady I could do if I was in a pinch, but I had all day in front of me. I approached the lady and asked what kind of place I was in, just to make sure, and she confirmed it was a brothel. If I recall correctly, the price was 5000 colones or about $13 US, but I'm not certain of that. After a few more minutes, I decided to continue on.

It started raining as I walked back outside, fortunately I had the umbrella with me. I continued west and crossed Calle 1. On the left side of the street was the Dollhouse strip club, or as the sign says, "Casa de Munecas". The Dollhouse doesn't open until sometime in the evening, so I just snapped a picture and turned left (south) at the corner.

Casa de Munecas (Dollhouse) On Avenida 11 between Calle Central/1    Evening Strip Club

There were some other places I planned to get pictures of nearby, but with the rain I thought it best just to get to my target destination of 747. I walked west on Avenida 9 and turned left to on Calle 4 where I entered the black set of gates, shook and secured my umbrella, unlatched the door, and walked into the warmth of 747.

747 On Calle 4 between Avenida 7/9    4000 colones ($10 US) Daytime, Cheap Rooms Moderate Selection,Next to Casa Lily

The ladies were mostly the same, but there were a couple new faces I didn't recognize from before and a couple that were missing. Unfortunately, the fair skinned brunette I was interested in from the other day wasn't in sight. I sat waiting for a while, there were 6 ladies and 3 men including myself. A few more men walked in, but only one took a lady into the back. I sat there alternating my view between the bored faces of the ladies, the inquistive faces of the gentleman, and the steady face of the clock. After about 15 minutes, the brunette entered the room.

She didn't look quite as bored as the previous day, but I still couldn't get much eye contact from her. I sat there uncomfortably, trying to at least get a look and smile from her while simultaneously hoping that none of the other gentlemen would steal the prettiest lady in the room. I waited and waited as people came and left. My plan wasn't going to work, so I decided to just try and physically get her attention. She didn't see when I tried to signal her, but another lady called out to her to help me out. I signaled to the door leading to the back rooms, and she nodded her head and stood up. I followed her into the back.

The place was a dump compared to Casa Lily next door, but I knew not to expect much due to the price, plus there was the description that Mac gave me. The brunette introduced herself to me as Linda. She is 23 and from Nicaragua. She doesn't look like much in the pictures, but in person I thought she looked very nice. I easily thought she was the most attractive lady in the two days I was at 747. I paid the fee of 4000 colones and waited while she did whatever she needed to do. It seemed to take unusually long. I wandered around the room but there was absolutely nothing to look at. The walls were plain, and the only thing in there besides was a trashcan. I opened the door to peek around, but there was nothing in the hall to look at either. I decided to use the bathroom nearby, then went back in the room and waited some more. Finally, Linda came back.

Photos: Linda 24 25

She led me to the bed where we both undressed. She warmed up as we spoke and was no longer the cold and bored lady sitting out front. She approached and started kissing my chest, then pushed me back onto the bed. She slowly worked her way down and started into an excellent bareback blowjob. She follwed up with some passionate sex. There was no lip kissing, but she kissed my face and neck when we were in a position where she could and gave a wonderful performance throughout. When we were done, she wrapped herself up in a towel to go take a shower and told me I could leave. I thanked her and gave her a kiss on the cheek before walking out. I saw her turn down the hall as I walked through the exit door of 747. Satisfied, I made my way back to the Del Rey.

I found Bill and Ted back at the Del Rey. We spent a bunch of time talking, drinking, and oogling the ladies. Hours later, as it settled into the evening, they both decided to accompany me on a tour of some of the places I had not yet visited. We zigzagged through the streets back towards Europa 2000. I had spotted it a day or two before while riding in a cab, the sign was at knee level and easy to miss, but again I couldn't find it. I think I figured out, though, that the place was behind a metal screen which they lower in the evening, so it was a daytime only place.

Club 40
On Avenida 7 between Calle Central/1
500 colones ($1 US) cover
Light Selection

On Avenida 7 between Calle 1 and Calle Central, we found Club 40. There was a 500 colones cover which Bill was hesitant to pay, so I told them to wait while I went in and looked. The place was small, but the ladies and men inside seemed to be enjoying themselves. I wasn't very impressed with the selection, but I did spot a couple ladies I could have taken. I didn't think Bill and Ted would like the place, so I went back out and suggested we hit the next spot. I filled them in on the details as we walked the next block.

Olympus On Calle Central between Avenida 5/7    Evening Strip Club

Next was Olympus, but I was hesistant to enter because strip clubs in San Jose have a very bad reputation of overcharging and padding the check. Bill wanted to go inside to look for a Filipina he had met on a previous night who came into the Del Rey late after her shift to freelance. She described her as the wildest and most sex-hungry fuck he had in San Jose, and wanted to introduce Ted to her. There was a cover charge, but I dont' recall what the price was. The gentleman at the door was dressed in black suits as were the ones working inside. There were a few ladies wearing nice white lingerie and one dressed in street clothes at the bar. The decor of the club was very nice and upscale, about what you would expect for a high priced strip joint. The few ladies that were present were attractive, but we didn't see the Filipina. After our drink, we left and walked around the corner into Krysis massage parlor.

Krysis On Avenida 7 between Calle Central/1 16000 colones ($40 US) 40 min 20000 colones ($50 US) 60 min jacuzzi    Massage Parlor, Light Selection

There is a metal gate out front, so they had to buzz us in. After walking up the steps into the hall, we were soon surrounded by a lineup of lovely ladies. Fortunately our tastes differ, and we each found choices that didn't conflict. I was only half sold, though, because even though I found a lady I liked, she didn't really make too strong of an impression on me. I also wanted to continue our little tour and we still had plenty of time. While we were thinking, they told us about the prices and described the two different rooms they had. They had regular rooms which would run us $40 US for 40 minutes. They also had Jacuzzi rooms which were $50 for an hour. They only had two Jacuzzi rooms, so if we all went, only two of us could take the Jacuzzi rooms. Bill and Ted would have been happy to stay, but they didn't care much either way, so we decided to check out some other places and come back if we didn't see anything.

Bella Mansion Southwest Corner of Calle 2 and Avenida 9    Evening Strip Club

We walked north and rounded the corner where Bella Mansion was on our way to Josephine, where Bill wanted to look for his Filipina, but then I suggested we backtrack and check Bella Mansion out. The gentlemen out front was charging a cover, and told us there were only 7-8 ladies inside when we asked, so we decided against it and continued on towards Josephine.

Josephines On Avenida 9 between Calle 2/4    Evening Strip Club

Josephines was similar to Krysis with the gentlemen in black suites and lovely ladies in white lingerie, but was much bigger, or at least appeared bigger with the setup of the mirrors which made the main room appear twice as large. A very attractive young lady and her cute friend approached me and said she recognized me from the Del Rey. She smiled and walked down a hall for staff only and spoke with someone standing behind a counter. An attractive dancer was slinking around on stage. Bill didn't spot his dancer, so they were both ready to leave. I was tempted to wait for the young lady, but knew it was best not to. We soon left without having to purchase a drink. Bill asked if I knew of any other strip clubs, so I mentioned Elite. At the exit, Bill asked for directions to the place and was told 5 blocks to the south and a couple blocks to the east. That didn't sound right to me at all, but we decided to walk it.

The directions should have taken us to the center of the grid at Avenida Central and Calle Central, but we miscounted and ended up at Avenida 2. We walked farther than directed, never spotting a strip club. We finally sat down at a corner to talk and figure out our next move. Bill asked a cab driver nearby for directions. He didn't know, but he asked the cab driver behind him. The first driver's face lit up when he figured out where we wanted to go, and told us we were nowhere close but that he'd be happy to take us. I was really uncomfortable with going and reminded Bill and Ted that the strip clubs pay cab drivers money to bring clients, and then turn around and overcharge the clients to make up the difference, but they still wanted to go so I relented. We hopped into the cab and drove for about 10 minutes before we reached Elite. It wasn't even close to walking distance. We didn't insist on the meter, so we had to pay the driver 500 colones each.

As we walked up to the gentleman at the door, Bill explained to the doorman that we asked the cab driver to bring us here and that it wasn't the cab driver who suggested it and therefore shouldn't get any commission. The man nodded and opened the door for us to go in. Elite was the biggest and fanciest of the places with a larger staff and more ladies. They also had a cover of 6000 colones or about $15 each which included 3 drinks. We sat in the back at a bar table to avoid the ladies, but were soon surrounded by 3 cute ones anyways. Bill and Ted seemed happy to talk to them, but I was really uncomfortable, suspicious that they may charge us just for talking to the ladies. I wasn't very friendly with mine, just giving polite smiles and short answers to her friendly questions. Bill asked how much drinks were for them. If he understood correctly, the least expensive drinks started around $9 US, and went up to $25 for champagne. None of us were going to buy drinks or do anything else, so they soon left us alone. I sat tensely as Bill finished his drink. He seemed to enjoy the place despite the fact that he wasn't going to buy any drinks for ladies or purchase lap dances from them. I finished my drink relatively quickly and declined a second, then sat tensely waiting for Bill and Ted to finish theirs. Our cab driver soon walked in and collected his commission. That worried me a bit more and Bill looked concerned as well. He mentioned that there was probably no way they could refuse to pay drivers wanting commissions since they could get a bad reputation among the cab drivers. Bill finally finished his drink and asked for the bill. Fortunately, we only had to pay the 6000 colones each that we were expecting to pay. The same driver that brought us was waiting to take us back.

Bill and Ted wanted to return to the Del Rey, I wanted to try Club Monaco again and see if I could find that blond from the other night. Our driver did not know where Monaco was, so I gave him the street address. I asked where he was going when I realized he passed the street where he should have turned, and he repeated the streets back incorrectly. We were close to the Del Rey, so we dropped Bill and Ted off and had the driver take me to the proper street.

Monaco was bleak. There were fewer people than the other night we had been, and no one I was interested in. I sat down to wait for a while to see if any new ladies popped in when one did behind me. I couldn't see her too well in the dark lighting, but she seemed to have a reasonably cute face. Her body I was unsure of, but I was assuming she was overweight. She asked for a drink and I agreed. We chatted a little before she asked if I'd like to take her to the room. I wasn't planning on returning, and it was only 7000 colones ($18 US), so I decided to go for it.

She led me towards the front where we walked through a door to our right and up a flight of stairs. The space upstairs seemed dark and large, it reminded me of being in a warehouse. I paid a guy up there 7000 colones, than was led by my lady into a small dark room with no roof. I thought of us being in a giant cubicle, but with a fourth wall and a door. I could almost imagine someone standing on a chair outside to peek in. I didn't like the setup at all.

Photos: Monaco 26 27

I had noticed after we had gotten up from our seats that my date was even larger than I had anticipated, and I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I was taking one for the team, boldly going were few men have gone before. In our cubicle upstairs, I decided I was just going to get a blowjob. The blowjob was decent, but she suddenly cut it short to crawl on top of me. She kind of caught me off guard, so I didn't have much time to object before she was putting it in. I let her ride me for a while, but I was getting bored since I wasn't really attracted to her. I had her stop when I started to lose firmness, so I just explained to her that I was tired and wanted to get back to the hotel. We got dressed and walked back downstairs where they were closing the bar and said bye to each other. I didn't remember her name. I caught a cab back to the Del Rey.

It was close to 1am at the Del Rey. I soon ran into Sandra, the pretty Colombian that I had met on my first day and her first day working. I had actually seen her a couple days afterward, but she was always being fully attentive to a guy that looked like a blond linebacker. This gentleman had excellent taste, I often saw him occupying ladies I was interested in, Sandra being only one of them. He was actually with her again this night, but unlike the other nights we was paying less attention to her and more attention to other ladies he was juggling. Sandra, now free, smiled at me for the first time since that first day. I decided to make my move.

She was standing by the tables, just waiting for the linebacker to return after walking off when I started up a conversation with her. We were watching a Tute game, neither one of us knowing how to play. I asked if she knew how to play any games of chance. She didn't, so I invited her next door to the Colonial to learn to play craps. She hesitated, then said OK, but that I'd have to wait a little bit for her to make sure it was OK. I agreed and left her alone to do her thing.

The linebacker came back but didn't pay much attention to her and walked off again. She walked over to the bar and looked like she was waiting to be picked up. I was starting to think she might just blow me off. I walked around some more, then started to walk over to her. She told me to wait again, then went off to talk to the guy or something. I was almost sure she was blowing me off, but then she returned and dragged me out. She seemed a little rushed, as though she didn't want the linebacker seeing her leave.

Outside I joked about how she was acting around her boyfriend, but she assured me that he was only a friend and client. I commented that he must be paying her a lot considering how much time she spent with him and how she stuck to him to the bar. She answered affirmatively, he did pay her a lot of money for her time.

Inside the Colonial, I went to use the ATM to the left of the cashier's booth rather than the one to the back and right that I usually use. One thing I discovered was that the limit was lower. I believe it was 30000 colones instead of the 50000 at the other. Than I discovered that all I got back was a slip of paper, I had to go to the cashier's booth to get my money. I pocketed 20000 and threw 10000 on the craps table for change. I split the 20 chips even between myself and Sandra.

I just went over the basics of the line since it was her first time. We dabbled a bit on the Come and I explained the Field, but we mostly just played the line, occasionally placing bets behind the line for better odds. We took turns rolling as other players came and left. The table was mostly cold, but we each had a couple of decent streaks. We played for about an hour before deciding to call it quits with about 3000 colones left between us.

On the way back to the Del Rey, I asked Sandra to come with me to my room. She agreed, but had to get her passport from the Del Rey. We walked back in and waited for a security guy to return to his post where they kept the passports. After he got back, she got the passport and we made our way to the Morazon.

Upstairs, Sandra gave an excellent bareback blowjob. The sex was also delightful, much better than I had originally anticpated given Sandra's reserved demeanor in the bar. She was another lady I would have loved to, but didn't kiss, but the sex was still very passionate. Although it was late, I decided to accompany Sandra back to the Del Rey just to be a gentleman. It was after 3am, and I was done for the evening.

That is until Nikki spotted me. Nikki was a young brunette that looked like she had just recently turned 18. I had noticed her looking at me the other night, but she only smiled and didn't approach. Tonight she was staring at me. Her friend called me over to join them. The friend introduced herself as Nancy. I don't recall where she is from, but Nikki is from Panama. Up close, I saw the glint of color inside Nikki's mouth. I asked her to stick out her tongue. She did to reveal a orange tongue ring.

Nikki mentioned the first night she saw me. She said she was disappointed when she saw me leaving with another lady and was happy to find me here tonight. During our conversation, we started to talk about dancing. They both wanted to go to El Pueblo even though it was very late. They seemed to know of a place that was either 24 hours or open until late in the morning. I wasn't too tired, and Nikki was really cute, so I agreed. Nancy had a friend that did some private cab work in his own car outside. I didn't think about it much before getting in, but on the way to El Pueblo realized that taking an unregistered cab was a little dangerous, not the safest option for a tourist, but fortunately nothing happened. Instead of dropping us near the entrance to the section I had been in earlier on my trip, we went a little further to a club on the left side of the street. I don't recall the name.

The three of us walked upstairs where there were a few ladies and a bunch of guys drinking and socializing on a dancefloor/balcony which overlooked the street. We grabbed a bar stool and ordered drinks. We all talked and danced for about another hour before I started getting more tired. Nikki and Nancy were still full of energy, but they could tell I was ready to retire soon. I asked Nikki if she wanted to come home with me. She said "Of course." Nancy went to call her friend to pick us up. We talked and danced a little while longer until he showed up. While we were waiting, Nikki told me not to be concerned about the guy that was picking us up. Her mention of that concerned me, but I didn't worry too much.

On the way back to my hotel, Nancy brought up the issue of money and how much I was going to pay Nikki. It seemed really awkward. I replied that it depended on Nikki. Nancy suggested I pay $100 for her spending the night. I probably could have paid less, but they were both really cool and I knew I was going to have a great time with Nikki, so I said that price was OK. The rest of the ride home, Nikki tried to explain directions to their place to Nancy. It turned out that they were roomates and lived kind of far, and Nancy still didn't know how to fully explain directions to her place. Apparently she was going back to the Del Rey and would have to find a cab later.

They dropped us off at the Morazon. Nikki started kissing me when we got upstairs. The bareback blowjob that followed was one of the best I had received in my life. I've had bareback blowjobs from ladies with tongue rings before, but Nikki really knew how to use hers. Her technique was excellent. Afterwards she climbed on top after putting on a condom. We went though a number of postions over the next hour. My session was Nikki was one of the most passionate. Afterwards, she got dressed. It wasn't what I expected, but in a sense I was relieved. I knew I'd sleep much better by myself. We shared a goodbye kiss and spoke of meeting up again before I left. I picked up a bit while waiting for the call by the front desk to confirm everything was OK. I then did my cleanup and got into bed, noticing that the sky was lightening up from a rising sun. I knew I was going to miss breakfast again.

I forgot to mention that I have images of Nikki dancing burned in my mind that pop up whenever I hear the song "A Quien Le Importa" by Thalia. Everyone started dancing when that song came up at the bar in El Pueblo. Nikki had a very unique way of dancing to it, keeping her arms stiff at 90 degree angles and shifting her hips from side to side while alternating the position of her arms. Remember those boxing robots in the little ring where you tried to pop your opponent's head up? Picture one of those dancing, that's what Nikki looked like. It sounds bizarre, but it looked very cute when she did it.