After parting ways with Javh, I decided to eat breakfast and plan the day. Went to pick up Maverick at about noon and headed to South Pattaya. We took a walk around Pattayaland and Walking Street to chart future places we wanted to see during the trip. The places look really strange and empty during the day. Pattaya really doesn't have much during the day because the massage parlor scene is really crappy. One of the few great treasures during the day is blow job bars.

Maverick and I went to Soi Post Office to observe some of the bars. Nice with Ice was empty and Golden Girl had a couple of hags. Pump Station had mostly uglies but still had the two cuties that I had the chance to try last time. I really wish I could remember the their names but I didn't carry a journal with me and didn't want excessive photographs and journal writing to impede my trip. A young, thin girl took interest in Maverick but we were both checking out this brown beauty in the back. She is very pretty with long black hair and incredible light brown skin. All the nasties kept getting pissed because I told them that I was waiting for the brown beauty.

As I'm waiting for the hottie, maverick gets restless and takes his young thing upstairs. My girl arrives and we immediately go through the back of the bar (huh? Seems as though new regulations make it illegal to have illicit sex on the premises..big change since last time). We go through a kitchen of ladies cooking curry and head upstairs to a l-shaped bar with curtains. I liked the setup better last time as their were long couches and a long bar. The girl tells me to sit right next to Maverick. What the... This was way too weird for me. I don't want to get a blow job a foot away from my friend. I guess I have no choice.

I know that this wont go over too well because Maverick and I start joking a bit due to the uncormfortableness of the situation. O.K Blazers..time to focus..ignore everyone else. I look down to see my girl playing the flute with perfection. I peeled open the curtains to see a better view of her pretty face. I kept talking a dirty to her and told her to look up at me during the procession while I rubbed the top of her head.

I didn't want to give verbal cues that I was about to finish with several people in the room. As a result, an accident occurred. She decided to pull my unit out of her mouth to get a breather right as I was about to finish. I tried to stop but nature took it's course. This was a Peter North money shot, Vivid Video would have been proud. The first shot hits her right eye, the next one hits her nose, third hits the side of her mouth as she's backing up. Sorry honey, one more for the road...as the fourth shot hits the base of her neck and dribbles down to her dress. At the time, I felt kind of bad. I did'nt do it on purpose and I would have rather finished in her mouth.

I went downstairs to have a beer with her and pleaded to the manager to let her go home to change because it was my fault that she had spooge marks on her dress. He said he was OK with it but she told me not to worry about it because no one would notice. It was way too obvious, so I spent some time dipping a cloth in my beer and was trying to srub it off. Oh well..I tried to help. The other girls started laughing histerically that I was being so gentleman-like and started talking about how gentle and nice Americans were to Thai girls. One girl told me that a Thai man would not even think twice about helping out his girlfriend and surely wouldn't help her clean out his man-stain (Can't say I blame him).

Wait a minute! Maverick is still up there? He's been up there for 40 minutes. That girl has got to have lockjaw by now. He finally walks downstairs without the girl and looked dissapointed. I think the setup was a little to public for his liking and led to an extended, frustrated session. Oh well, at least you got your money's worth.

Afterwards, we went to eat at Shenanigan's. Great atmosphere for lunch. Beautiful large leather chairs to sit in and some Thai food on the menu (although mostly Irish). I ordered baked pineapple fried rice which is baked in a hollowed out pineapple. I refuse to eat American or European food while I am in Thailand. It seems as though all the Germans will only eat at German restaurants...completely stupid.

Later on, we decide to head over to Pattyland and head to our favorite spot. Classroom a go-go. Unfortunately An is not there and had to go home for several days. One of the little boss'(that's what they call them..not the mamasan's) with different outfits told me that An was waiting for me and was very dissapointed that I didn't return. Yeah right, like she told all the clients that she could not be barfined as she was waiting for me. Well, evidentally she had taking quite a liking to me and wanted me to leave my number with one of the girls. I decided against it. I just dont want random calls in the middle of sessions.

We did notice a very cute girl with a rocket body whom seemed happy to be there. She takes her friend and dumps the ugly friend over to Maverick and starts talking to me. Sorry Maverick, I would rather you take the hottie because I dont' want to rattle the hornet's nest with An at this bar. These girls have long memories. The girl's name was Ying and was stunning and was at Laotian from Korat (that makes 4 this trip). She had several little tatoos and had a set of buffalo horns at the small of her back. Her tatoos were small and tasteful and were hidden by her clothes. She was a ball of energy and was pretty fun to be around. I wanted to bar fine her right there but I wanted to come back later...so we left. She was a little mad...she says in Thai, "You Pak Waan(sweet mouth) to me and then you leave, I dont think your coming back."

We then went over to Peppermint a-go-go and noticed a couple of very cute girls there. A couple of hotties sat and had drinks with us but I was set on heading over to Supergirl to check out the lineup. As we step inside, I noticed that the lineup here improved tremendously. There were a couple of post-ops there and many of the girls had died blonde hair. Maverick left as his stomach was doing so good. I sat and had drinks with a girl named Toi, pronounced Toy. Sounds good to me. Very pretty petite girl with died blonde hair. I didn't see her picture in the website. We went to a new go-go bar to see one of her friends and then went to one of the open beer bars on Walking Street where she used to work.

Photo: Toi

As is with most girls, she had a Scandinavian boyfriend and an Australian boyfriend at different times. (These Scandinavians send money in droves to these girls) One met her when she was working at Pizza Hut and the other when she was a bartender before really 'working'. Of course they all were older and finally admitted that they had wives. As a result, when I told her that I am 33 and have no kids or a wife...she did not believe me. Amazing how these girls open up to me right away...not sure if this is normal or not. Then something strange happens. She takes a disposable camera out of her purse and wants us to take several pictures together so she can look back and remember...hey! Wait! That's my line.

Eventually, we went back to my room, showered, and put on robes. We talked and kissed for a while before I started to enjoy her freshly shaved box. We started to kiss a little more and my unit started to slide into her as she was wet. I really wanted to but we both woke up quick and decided against it. I have to make sure to back up a little when I kiss these girls naked. When they're wet, condomless sex can happen very easily and I have been deprived of this for a while. It was a great night overall.
To be continued....

I feel compelled to put these so called "BJ Bars" in their proper perspective, as I obviously (yet respectfully) disagree with Blazers affection for them. The Pump Station was a rank, little hole in the wall and I think the women working there were very, very sub-par for the standards of women working the other go-go joints. Blazers, you forgot to mention sitting next to the greasy German guy with the hairy shoulders (the guy with the shifty eyes) and watching the porno on the TV a la 1977 (I recognized Harry Reims and I think I saw Seka too!). Just what I need to have a fantastic orgasm. To me, the whole concept of sitting on a stool next to your mates getting a BJ from some unkempt girl wearing flip-flops and a cone-shaped straw hat smacks of "Animal House" juvenile antics. I was looking for GFE's with made-up dolls who take pride in their personal appearances, not just a "wet hole." Unless you're a novice or just 19 years old, a plain old BJ just doesn't cut it. OK, I know I'm being alittle harsh about the subject, but I did find Pattaya to be a bit too "Disneyland" and not enough "Las Vegas." Maybe the Marine Corps blood in me prevented me from having a good time- oops- let's not go there. Already offended enough people.

Our excessive journal writing and photograph taking was fun. Hombre made some suggestions of goals for us to try to accomplish, working on accomplishing them made part of our trip almost like a game.

I don't consider myself that great of a writer because I forget so many details. I never would have been able to write the part of the report I did without Hombre's encouragement and Xen's help.

I'm sure many people thought that our report was too long, but it's a trip we'll never forget and a report we're very proud of.

Oh, back to your report. I agree with Maverick, we visited BJ bars in Pattaya and Patpong, but didn't find any acceptable girls. How much did you pay in the BJ bar anyways?

There is only one acceptable girl. She works at Pump Station and charge 350 for BBBJTC. By the way, check for my photos that Hombre is starting to put up. Not many girls but the ones that I took photos of are pretty hot.