Beleive it or not when I woke up to go to the airport that was the song on the radio. LOL That was erie. I flew to Bangkok Eva air and it was great. Eva air is very friendly. I could not sleep the whole flight and the stewardess in my section kept cooking and bringing me stuff. I was lucky as I had 3 seats all to myself. I arrived at Bangkok at 1:30 am and passed through the diplomatic section with no problem. I got a cab to the Majestic suites for 300 baht plus tolls. Majestic lost my reservation but gave me a room after just refusing a room to another american before me that had a real skankie broad with him. I stayed at Majestic but again could not sleep. I left the hotel at 8:00 am and just walked around looking stupid. Went to eat breakfast and spent about 40,000 baht in souveniers. I called my uncle who works for TRW in Bankok going on 30 years now. He met me for Dinner and we ate at neils tavern. I had filet mignon with mushrooms lobster and a grilled prawn. Baked alaska for desert. Dinner for 2 was 4500 baht plus tip high for Thailand but the food was worth it. I went back to Landmark hotel where I checked in after Majestic did not have a room for me after the first night. Landmark was very expensive but first class. I arranged for a tour of floating market the next day which is a must do if you got o Bankok. I got a massage at the hotel and payed 5000 baht long time with tip included. I woke up for the tour at 6:00 am and the first stop was coconut villiage a place where they make carvings, sugar and other things out of coconuts. The next stop was floating market. Wow this place is great. First you get into a thin boat with a huge car engine and a long pole with a propeller on the end. They are loud. They take you to floating market which is a series of rivers and canals with little shops all around and you have to get on a rowboat. Funny thing is there are a ton of rowboats like gondollas and you see people with floating resturaunts and fruit, flowers etc. From then it was on to a Cobra show. They take all the snakes around after each fight or whatever they are doing and show you the fangs and extract venom from them. One guy had to catch 3 poisonus snakes at the same time. 1 in each hand and 1 in his mouth. Crazy! I went back to Landmark slept then went to Nana plaza to check the clubs out. In the first club I went into I found my victim. Payed 500 bar fine and 1500 long time. We went back to the hotel and I got a BBBJ as well as whatever else I wanted. I gave her 1000 baht tip in the morning. Being with these girls really show you what a pit Tijuana is. Thailand in general really acts like they want you to be there. The people are friendly and the girls are amazing. I didnt worry one time about someone ripping me off while I was there although some guys who said they were from Africa tried. More on that later. I now get into a private car to Pattaya for 1000 baht plus tolls. Pattaya to me is alot better than Bankok. A beach town with a ton of bars and places to go. I met my uncles wife there and instead of staying at a hotel she invited me to use their beach house in Sattahip. No problem with that. I met alot of my Thai family from my uncles marriage and had a good time. I rented a motorcycle for 2500 baht for 10 days one of the big ones. Good price as he was quoting most anglos 500 a day. I spent the first day and several more in Pattaya at the first bar I went to which was Classroom a go go. I rang the bell a couple of times and picked a ton of lucky numbers. For those of you that dont know, there are 100 numbers on a board which you pay 100 baht for each one you pick. I did this and ended up paying less for drinks then if I payed cash. I won like 5 half yards of beer a t-shirt and most of the others were shots and 2 beers each. I took out number 29 and her roomate who took me to their apartment as I got a long time. I boned em both and BBBJ from both. Great time!! I had something to do so I told them if I could make it I would be back at 1:00pm and if not then I would see them at work maybe. Well I did not make it for 2 days and when I did go I was informed by both girls that I owed them bar fines for 2 days as they did not work the day before and they were waiting on me today. I told them that if they took a day off work it's up to them as I did not ask for them to do that. 29 was pissed but her friend understood. I went to kings seafood for dinner and had steamed oysters and clams etc. Got food poisening really bad and was out of commision for 2 days. I then hit the Beer bars and found the game with the numbers 1 to 9. You have to roll dice till you get all the numbers and I picked it up quick. I spent the next 3 days in Pattaya playing against any girl I liked and won baht and bar fines every time. I was lucky and spent very little money. I took an elephant ride and pretty much just hung out in the clubs till I left to go to Bankok where I went to Eden Massage. I found 2 decent girls and paid the 3200 baht. I got the orgy room which has a huge fricken bed. The girls did each other with a assortment of toys and BBBJ as well as whatever else I wanted. 90 minutes worth it just for the experience. I came back a couple of days ago and am already planning to go back in April. Before I left I went to a tailor right a couple locals from the majestic amars fashions the BOSS. I got 5 tailored shirts and 2 suits 4 pants for only 250 U.S. I reccomend him highly all done in 2 days. I have a bunch of pics but I saved them to a album and cant pull them up seperate so I will have to print them out and then scan them so it will be a couple days. I want to apologize as I know my writing style sucks!!!

Photo: Eden
Photo: Nine Game
Photo: Classroom1
Photo: Classroom2
Photo: Classroom3
Photo: Bedroom1
Photo: Bedroom2

Ahora,
Was the Landmark in-room massage a hotel girl or did you call a service? Was it oil massage?
I figured all the hotel in-room massage services were straight traditional Thai without full service.
You did just fine with the writing. Heck, I think you even set a site record for paragraph length!
Which club did you take you Nana girl out of?

drew

The girl came from Top inn massage which is actually a hotel with a massage place on second floor. The club in nana plaza was a really big one on the third floor oposite the escalator. I forgot to mention that I took a waitress long time from there once before Pattaya and once after. As far as my paragraph, Thats what secretary's are for. LOL

5000 baht for long time. Oh my... 40,000 baht ($900) on souveniers...what the hell did you buy..a bar.

Across the plaza from the escalator Ahora? That would be Hollywood. It covers that entire side of Nana now (although actually 2 seperate clubs).

drew

Thats the club. I spent way too much money also bought a couple 24 karat rgold rings from goldsmiths and the girls I always payed twice what they asked for as it was more than worth it. I got drunk my second day and got a huge dragon tatoo from the guy that sets up in front of the internet cafe by majestic at night. If any of you were in classroom the last coupl of weeks and had a guy hand you papers worth beer that was me.

Hollywood was on my standard Nana route also. I never did fine a girl from the left side, but the hello girl from the right (east) side became one of my 2am booty call girls.

drew

Wow !!! You did spend a pile. 3200 for 2 is a
lot of money.

Thats the normal price at eden

Heck, 3200 baht is the earlybird special price at Eden, and nobody negotiates. After 8 it's 3600 baht for 2, and well worth it at either price.
They are selling attitude and skills, and these girls are great at both.

drew

Photos have been added to Ahora007's report above. Here are two more photos.

The pic on the left is a tipical site you will see in Thailand. 3 to 5 people on one small motorcycle. The left is some food I had for my cousins birthday party there.

Ok. The one on the left of Classroom 3 is the girl I discussed at length that I took for short time in Chapter 7. Maybe we can chop the picture and place it in my report. Good job on the pics. She would not let me takes pic's of her in the bedroom.

The girl on the left in Classroom 2 is sweet! Did you do her?

drew

I wish

The girls on the left in classroom 3 is a super sweet girl and very nice. She is the sweetest of the sweet. Does not have the body that I like. As I said before I don't like girls that have body's of 10 year old boys. LOL

The girl on the left in classroom 2 is a super nice girl also. Yes I did her do you think I am an idiot? .............Wait don't answer that!!!!

Seesh. Am I the only one who goes nuts when I see the Bedroom 1 & 2 girl? She looks hot. What's the story?

What do you want to know?

King's seafood has poisoned more than 1 hombre believe me. I eat daily at food stalls on the street in BKK and Pattaya and have never gotten sick. Got violently ill at King's seafood though -- never again !! Best seafood at Naral Nuch at end of walking street -- much cleaner too.