My girl from Bangkok and I had to get up fairly early as the minbus was to pick us up at about 9 a.m. Eventually, we found ourselves in a longtail boat with a lot of families. The long-tail boat took us to another larger boat headed for Coral Island. The cost of the entire trip, including dinner was 350 baht each (about $7).

I drank some Singha's while on the trip and had a little buzz going considering I hadn't eaten breakfast yet. I am a person whom usually will opt for agua mineral but vacations pull out all of my former vices into full view...and some of my current ones. We decided to hang out on the side of the boat to because all of the families were inside or on the top floor. This girl had no makeup on and looked as beautiful as ever. I used to be attracted to Mestiza's for the same reason but I have come to find out that nowhere in the world is their more naturally beautiful women than in Thailand. T-shirt, surf-shorts and flip-flops and I still want to take pictures of her.

Eventually, we made it to one of those glass-bottomed boats and cruised to one of the smaller beaches on the island. Luckily for us, many of the huge Asian Tour buses had left town that day so the island was pretty mellow. Once their, we noticed a lot of falang man/thai girl couples sitting along the beach in reclining chairs. I told her that we should walk a little ways down the beach to a more secluded area. Not secluded enough to have sex but secluded enough. Once there, a young lady greeted us with a menu and brought over a table. We ordered some spicy papaya salad and a couple of Chang beers. The tide was getting higher and the water was about 10 feet from our feet.

Here we were. The two of us with a couple of beers on a table with great food and nothing but clear blue water and white sand. The other couples were far enough in the distance, allowing total silence. We held hands in silence while staring at the sea and then staring into each other's eyes. This was the Corona commercial..only with a hot Thai girl. We talked about all of the things that I usually avoid talking about to any girl. My goals. What I look for in girls. Why I have been so unfaithful to women in my relationships. It was all on the table. She was either going to like my frank ways or find another falang to fall in love with. Sometimes I would point out a cute girl and she would tell me that the girl was cute but not that cute for Thailand..just average. Funny how they know the entire world reveres the beauty of their women. I told her that it was strange how Thai women models are everywhere but you will never see a Thai men photographed anywhere outside of Thailand. She tells me this is because Thai men are not naturally handsome...that is why ladyboy's need so much facial surgery. Right answer.

Eventually, we had to return to the rest of our group to eat the big spread. Grilled fish, seafood curry, pineapple fried rice and some fresh cane juice. We were talking to a couple of Dutch ladies who speak English very well and they kept commenting on how well we looked together. They were shocked to know that my girl was 27. She is fact looks closer to 16. They then starting joking about how unnatural it was to see fat 55 year old Brits and Germans with beautiful 18 year old Thai girls. My girl then tells the ladies that looks is not so important to Thai girls but kindness is. Now most cynics would equate this to mean that money is what's important to Thai women but I think there is something to say for how enlightened these girls can be.

On the way back, we could not stop hugging or kissing each other. I always look for girls have have strengths that balance out my weaknesses and by sub versa. I think we match. We can learn from each other in many ways. Girls from Bangkok are much more intelligent and understanding of Western culture. Girls from Isaan are uneducated farm girls. They're survivalist. They are the Sinaloa girls of Thailand. No matter how many complements they give you, I still think they will end up with a Thai man or be with one behind your back. It's all they know. They're beautiful but much too shallow for my liking for anything other than short time romance and fucking.

Back to the hotel, we took long showers. I was happy with my new added color and she was angry with it. All girls in Thailand try to be as white as possible because that's what they have been told is beautiful. Same in Mexico. They're confused why wealthy falangs would come here and be enamored with their beauty if they're see dam (black skin) but I'm amazed that they would give some of these German's, Brits, American and Japanese the time of day.

After some lovin', she wanted to know if she could stay one more day but I told her that I would see her the next day. She knew that I had to stay one more day to get more fucking out of my system and she wasn't happy about it. "If you want me and like me, why not stay with me rest of time" she says. I had to lie and tell her that my friend wanted me to show him some of the bars in Naklua and that he was getting pissed that I was supposed to party with him and instead was hibernating with her. She bought it. I think.
As she left to go to the bus station, I wasn't sure what I was supposed to do about paying her. Last time I was with her in Bangkok, I met her as a client. Should I expect her to come to Pattaya just for fun? Tough decision. Would I offend her by offering money? Dammit. I took out 4000 baht for the two days and offered it to her as a gift. "I'm not paying you, I am giving it to you." She refused. I offered again and told her that she needed it because she took time off to see me. She then tells me that she came here because she likes me and wants to be with me as a person and not as a customer. This meant she was thinking of me in the future. Thai girls will only give up money if they think it will lead to a bigger pot of gold later.

She distracted the uncomfortable situation by kissing me and throwing me on the bed. She then says, "Tuesday is my birthday. Tomorrow you come to Bangkok. We go out and celebrate at midnight. Only me and you. My friends will want you to buy them drinks and will flirt with you behind my back. I will count the minutes until I see you again" This girl was a smooth operator. She was tuggin' on my heart strings big time and was saying all the right things with genuine conviction. I came here to fuck tons of women not settle down with one. C'mon blazers, you can fight it..you're in charge...plenty of fish in the sea.....I was off the deep end and there was nothing that I could do..to be continued.

Blazers;

You have a good prespective on things/
(keep your heart locked up)

Did she use the " you not same other farang, u jai dee? line yet. ( and of course you have to reply, she is not same other girl work bar) ??


your corona commerical analogy is great, did you wish you had a pager to chuck in the water too?
that would probably make an impression on her
( but what impression would be unpredictable)


I hope you have lots of other good adventures to write about.

snauk yai