The days are going to move ahead in spurts now (pardon the pun) as the “V” moves in and out and back into the picture.

Saturday was entirely a “V” day, but I can report on a very good Thai restaurant – the Spice Market at the Regent Hotel.

Spice Market is located in a large atrium shopping center that is part of the Regent complex. As you enter the building, pass through reception and take a left - the doors to the atrium will be about 30 feet ahead. An immediate right inside the atrium and another 20 feet or so will bring you to the Spice Market on the right.

The décor is that of well… a spice market (duh!), with various containers and bags of dry goods and of course spices everywhere. The atmosphere is informal yet upscale. Service was very good initially, but a bit scarce once all the entrees were served.

All of the dishes were quite good, with the panang curry chicken and the spicy fish cakes being the most memorable (spicy fish cakes were rapidly becoming one of my favorite Thai dishes). I was also introduced to traditional Thai appetizer for the first of many times to come. For those of you that haven’t had the pleasure, this dish is of the “build your own” variety and consists of dried shrimp, peanuts, peppers, dried fruit, a sweet sauce and probably one or two things that I’ve forgotten that are made into a small packet with a leaf. You will also find street vendors selling them – if you’ve ever seen triangular shaped green packets on a stick, that’s them.

We ordered a ton of food plus a bottle of wine and the bill came to about 3500 baht for three of us. I’d rate it as the third best Thai restaurant of my visit.

Sunday was another “V” day until about 11 pm, when I kicked her out. For a number of reasons that I’ll get into in my “V” report, I changed rooms that day and moved up to the ‘concierge’ level – the sixth floor. The room was a bit bigger and nicer (esp. the bathroom), with an entire wall of glass looking out on the city – at least there was some benefit to the long walk to the last room at the end of the hall. You also get access to a lounge that provides breakfast and a free happy hour. All very nice, but not worth the extra money over the standard room if its your dollar. Since the company was paying the tab, I felt it was well worth the extra bucks!

I was supposed to have gone to Pattaya Saturday, but instead had opted for another week at the office, with all the attendant benefits. The real “boondoggle” had now begun!

With the “V” safely in a cab and on her way home, I stopped at the Marriott bar for dram of Laphroaig (and to ogle one of the hot cocktail waitresses). The drink provided enough time to ensure that the “V” hadn’t decided to return – it was time to beat feet to Nana.

The Brit had been telling me all week that I should forget the dancers and concentrate on the waitresses. According to him the price/service/enthusiasm ratio was far superior. I figured now was a good time to test his theory.

I ran my “normal” Nana route, starting with Fantasia, and then moving to Carnival. Neither had any talent I was interested in, so headed over to Hollywood 2. I found the “hello” girl at Hollywood 2 to be quite cute, and as I sat drinking my Singha Gold and fending off the ugly waitresses who descended upon me I noticed her sitting at the bar nearby. I managed to get her attention and signaled for her to join me.

A moment later she was in my lap telling me how “horny” she was. Her name was Mee, and she would do very nicely. Unfortunately she couldn’t do long time that night (she said she had to pick her mom up at the train station early in the morning). Short time would have to do.

All the way to the hotel she kept reminding me of exactly how horny she was, and all I could think of (of course) was the line from Full Metal Jacket – “Mee (sic) so horny! Mee (sic) love you long time!” I was hoping her performance would live up to her advertisement.

Inside the room, Mee set about proving exactly how horny she was. To say that she frenched would be a vast understatement – she violated my mouth with her tongue! Ravenous is the only apt description I can think of.

She dragged me into the bathroom where we stripped off each other’s clothes and climbed in the shower – where every orifice and appendage was thoroughly and lovingly scrubbed. While we were drying each other off Mee volunteered that she “smoked” and asked if I liked it – score another one for the Brit. We quickly moved to the bed where Mee began to demonstrate exactly how much she liked to “smoke” – finally a good BBBJ! I let her work for a good 5 or 10 minutes before returning the favor. Mee was nicely trimmed and I took my time, enjoying the taste of her. We finally moved to slow, excellent cowgirl that we stayed in until the finish.

We took a short break during which Mee began her campaign for girlfriend status, asking me if I wanted to come home with her and meet her mother. She was laying it on thick, even bringing up the dreaded “marriage” word. Soon it was shower time again and back to the bed for round two.

The second session followed the script of the first, except that after DATY we first went to reverse CG that transitioned to a position closer to doggie, except that I was still laying on my back and she was on her stomache (I’m sure one of you Kama Sutra experts will know the correct name). We finished with standard CG and then it was time for Mee to go.

I gave her 2000 baht and she gave me her cell number. I had a feeling I’d be using it.

To be continued…

drew Moo Yai

Drew, one of MANY reasons I wanna go to SE Asia is to get some chick to say 'me so HAWNY'!!! As always, thanks for the report.

Drew
I am enjoying reading your reports.
That variation of doggie sounds like a standard position that Anna Maria De Mexico city uses.I wish more chicas would learn this one.
Taxibob

You know Porker, I was thinking of calling this episode "Full Latex Jacket". You're absolutely right though, she just couldnt say it enough for me! I'm sure she knew exactly what the effect was also - she was extremely sharp.

Thanks TB! It was a most excellent position!

drew