TRIP REPORT - now for the rest of the story.

First stop was Bar Idem, great selection, picked out a girl that kind of reminds me of Gloria Estefan. Her asking me if I remembered her from a session I had with her in August-which I didn't kind of put a damper on things but we got past it. Can't believe that I didn't remember-really embarassing, but it just seemed to roll off her back.

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Cobwebs shaken out it is time for work. Head to the poker tournament. My card playing and luck suck this first night. In any event I blame my bad card playing on all the beautiful models they have surrounding us at every table during the tournament. The casino had to have rounded up 50 of the youngest, prettiest, classiest, sexiest models available in Costa Rica. Sure did make it hard to concentrate on the work at hand.

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Oh well, back up plan is head to Blue Marlin. Arrive right in middle of prime time. Place is packed. Ratio of men to women is worse than I can ever remember. Not to say there was not more than enough girls, just that there were a lot more men there than ever in past. More than a few cocktails later, I take a little spinner-unfortunately all I can remember is that she is small and skinny-no name, no face, nothing else except for the fact that she is really tight is in my memory banks. I know for sure about the spinner part, because I don't like any other type. Girl from Idem was big for me-went with her because of the Gloria resemblance, but I am starting to get worried about my memory. Made a note to myself to make sure to take pics of rest so at least I would know for next time. Sleep all day, take a few friends to Idem, pass on anything for myself as I want to concentrate on the tournament that night. Result was I played great and had no luck. JeffNew99 placed tenth, in the money and I am embarrassed. The guy is a babe magnet, but he can't play poker for shit .LOL Congratulations Jeff!!!! Head for the Blue Marlin. Having a great time with my friends and meet up with Ob-wun-who I know from a past trip to Nuevo Laredo and many emails throughout the past several years, and his friend Tomalo. Great guys and was really a pleasure to have a few drinks with them before they wandered off to do something better than sit around and drink with me. Also was introduced to Dear John, who introduced me to his friend ACE. Only briefly spoke to ACE, but ran into DJ several more times during the trip. Exected to be introduced to Nononsense but apparently he was stuck on the bar at the Park Hotel. LOL DJ in the Blue Marlin could have been the poster child for organizations promoting children in candy stores. I think he hurt his elbow from knocking guys out of the way to get a better look-surprised he didn't break his neck. We had a good time talking to each other. He left early for the Park Hotel or a date or something and missed out on what came next. The "DEBIL". Ask a latina that barely speaks English what the opposite of an angel is. The way that "v's" and "b's" are pronounced are very close. She will pronounce the word devil as "debil". I had introduced a true angel of the Blue Marlin to a friend of mine. She is a very light skinned hard bodied sweet sweet girl from the Dominican Republic. Absolutely one of, if not the finest all round girl working the Blue Marlin right now. I had been with her before and she is one of very very few that I would go with again. We are having a good time drinking and talking, I am unbelievably impressed with her newly learned English language abilities-I met her about 8 or 9 months ago and she was right off the boat and could barely speak a word of English. She keeps asking me if I am going to be mad at her if she goes with my friend, as I am more than happy to share with him I keep telling her no problem and she obviously wants to be with him. Let me say at this point, I am fifty and don't look like any movie star, he is 30, flat bellied, handsome as hell and has a great personality. Ok, maybe I was a little mad because I didn't get him. LOL

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It is about 3AM, we are sitting/standing at the end of the bar by the main walkway, drinks are flowing, talking to plenty of girls, etc, generally having a good time when in walks this girl, tall by latin standards, dressed in red pants, red halter top and sporting the reddest shaded of red hair I have ever seen. The little angel, now firmly wrapped all over my friend tells me that I had better get a girl pretty quick or the "Debil" will get me. The "Debil" sits across and down a little ways from us at the bar, in between a couple of guys. Not that I am all that sober, but you can tell that she is pretty tipsy also. There are about 5 or 6 of us including the angel and also the bartenders that are cutting up about me getting taken by the "Debil". I am absolutely ga-ga over one of the bartenders there and although she so far has refused to even give me the time of day, I always make it a point to let her know. After much more joking I tell said bartender that if she will not profess her love for me and promise to marry me "right now" I am going to go to the "Debil". Absolute silence on her part, she walks off, I motion the "Debil" over. We have a couple more drinks, I take some pictures of the "Debil" with my friends. They all wanted a picture, but none were man enough to try her out. LOL!!

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A little small talk-she is from Transylvania, Romania-where else, and we are headed to my hotel. Register at the front desk-with about half the staff checking her out and making the sign of the cross over their hearts as we get into the elevator. I am glad that eventhough the hotel only has five floors and I am on the fifth, that that is all they had. From 1 to 5 she almost had my shirt off and my jeans down around my ankles, all the time with her tongue firmly stuck in my throat. We manage to get down the hall to my room and I am barely able to tell her that I would like to take a few pictures. Now she really goes nuts. She is all over the bed, the walls, the floor, everywhere. After each pic she jumps up to take a look at it on the camera monitor and tells me to take more. As it turns out, she has a great body, no fat, firm tits, no child marks, firm tight butt, etc. etc. Picture taking over, she literally rips my clothes off and proceeds to literally suck the life out of me. I mean she would not let it go and did not until I let go and then I had to make her stop. She not only wanted tonights "leche" she wanted tomorrows also. Show is over for me, she keeps asking me if I am happy with her services, I keep telling her more than happy. I went with the "Debil" and survived, just barely.

Photo: Debil 4
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The next two nights were kind of anticlimatic as far as story telling goes. No luck at the tournaments at all. Did get to meet two cuban cousins at the Blue Marlin and one half Jamaican/half Costa Rican girl. One of the cubanas was skinny, very young looking, shy, quiet and spoke no English. She was of course, the one for me. Eventhough I am a long long way from being able to speak spanish, I at least can speak some. It seemed to me that the spanish language these girls spoke was totally different from what everyone else did. Very hard to understand for me. Fortunately the other cubana spoke very good english. She had left Cuba for Costa Rica two years ago and had studied English in Costa Rica at the cultural center for the whole two years. She was working at the BM because she just could not live and send money back home on a secretaries pay, when she could work as a secretary at all. The other had just come to San Jose several weeks prior and had just signed up for English lessons that day. Since I follow the Cuba threads-had plans to go there several years ago-cancelled those plans when Castro changed the play for pay scene by clamping down on the girls/gringos two week before I was supposed to arrive. Anyway, one the the things that the English speaking cubana told me as we talked about the "old days"-the malecon, la rampa, the discos, the beach scene etc, was that she lived very close to the beach outside of Havana. She told me how ridiculous it was that she had been arrested 5 times just for walking on the road by the beach near her home neighborhood. The first time she was arrested she was 12 years old and her and a friend were going to the beach dressed in shorts and halter tops. She said they were only detained for a few hours and told not to dress like prostitutes in the future. Unbelievable, I told her, the norm for there she told me. One thing that was very noticable to me was how "clean" these girls were. Not taking a bath type clean, but dressed very nicely, french nails and toenails, classy accessories, hair combed to perfection, etc. Both were trying to get to Miami, where they had relatives, the English speaking girl had already been turned down two or three times and could not apply again and both told me they were trying to save up the $3500 they told me it costs to get the papers through alternate channels. Very nice sweet girls. Had a very nice session with the skinny one. A lurker to one of the travel sites took the other girl and when I saw him the next night told me she was awesome also.

Photo: Cubana 1
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There is an old saying among us "romance tourists" that it is better if the girls pick you then if you pick them. Although I definitely believe this is true, usually the ones that pick me are not my type- read dietetically challenged or more experienced than I would like. For once, on my last night one picked me that was neither. She was half-jamaican and half costa rican. Very exotic looking, hair in kind of a two color loosely woven corn-row hair extensions and a smile to die for.

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From the instant I met her she was wrapped around me-something I don't normally like, but she was able to pull it off in spite of that. Just seemed natural. Like I said before I am not young and definitely no movie star, but this girl seemed to see past all that and made me feel like I was both. I think that her being friends with some of the bartenders and some of the girls that I know real well that work at the BM might have had something to do with it. She told me all put the good word on me when she asked. She told me without fail that all she asked said I was most respectful of the girls and that was what she was looking for. Someone that respected her. There have been some posts recently talking about the respect thing, I am telling you it works. It also works the other way as I have seen some real jerks on their first night at the BM, pretty much be shunned by the girls once word gets around and it does pretty quickly. While at the BM, just such a guy was at a table next to us one night, I told the girls that I thought that he was a real dick head, then had to explain to them what I meant by the term dickhead-they understood and told me that they call this kind of guy a "condom", never could get an explanation from them that I understood as to why they would call him a "condom", but I got the idea that if I am called one it isn't good. Anyway, we had a great time just partying with my friends, the bartenders, etc and headed to the room. A repeat of the elevator scene from the night before ensued, although a little different in that as soon as the doors closed the look in her eyes was like I am crazy about you and I am going to make sure that your last night here is not going to be the last night you spend with me. Great sex, I must be getting too old, as again she wanted much more than I could give at this point, but great just the same.

TRIP REPORT EPILOGUE

I had no luck at all during the tournament. I had great luck with the girls I was with. I was able to visit with some old friends that I have met from the travel sites. I met some new friends from these same sites and was also able to meet with a few posters that I have been reading posts from for in one instance over 4 years. Five of the over thirty people that went with me hit the jackpot in their own way while on this trip. Two of my guys, both young, one movie star good looks, the other short, chubby and rosy cheeked scored dates with Blue Marlin bartenders. One came to his senses about trying to get married to a hooker from a different culture and even though he was robbed, I think he scored big by somewhat coming to his senses. Last but not least, one of my guys won the big tournament on the last day $51,000 and a friend of mine had a 10 percent stake in that. Can't wait for another trip. Right now, is looking like another poker tournament trip the end of June, another "cheerleader/beach" trip in August and hopefully some side trips in between. If you made it this far into my report, thanks for reading, hope you got something from it and have a great time when you are out there.

great report ...thanx for takin the time to post

I enjoyed your post a lot, too. Thanks for taking the time. I've been tempted to visit CR, but frankly, some of the pics of the girls I've seen have scared me away (not necessarily your pics, though). Have you been to TJ? If so, how would you compare the girls in terms of looks to AB gals, for example. Also, what are the going rates in CR? (short time, long time, toda noche).

Thanks -

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Costaricardo, always enjoy your reports -- very well written. Some excellent pics to boot! Keep them coming. Merl.

Great post! Thanks for the excellent pixs. Your post has once again put C.R. on my list of places to slip away to.

Keep up the good work.

Hey Ricardo. I met u briefly at the Del Rey. Im Jerry from New Orleans. I was with the gorgeous little Dominicana in your photos. What a hot girl. I was with about nine other guys one who was somewhat obnoxious. That wont happen again. I didnt get to see Nick but would love to go again and play in a tournament.You looked like you were having a good time. Sunday night i was with the blonde Costa Rican who said she was sister to the girl your little short friend was with. Anyway e-mail me if u get a chance baywatc3@aol.com

Very classy report Ricardo, enjoyed it very much. So nice to read someone who can write about the little head with the big head fully engaged. I liked what you had to say about respect.

Has been a long time since I looked at that report. Bought back a lot of good memories.
Have not stopped traveling, just been staying
way under the radar as far as posting anything
on any travel sites. Still follow everything
going on here at Club Hombre religiously
and have given a lot of thought to posting again.
Thanks for the compliments and possibly the spark
I needed to start posting again. Also thanks to all the other "Hombres" that keep me entertained
with their stories and pics.