After work on Monday I decided to pull the Dragon’s tail a bit and visit the non-fucking bartender at Degas. Why was it “pulling the Dragon’s tail”? Because Degas is only about 4 doors down from Goya, and the “V” often worked as a “hello girl” out front. As usual, I was doing everything possible to sabotage the relationship with “V” before it could get too serious. What? Fear of commitment? Guilty as charged.

Yen was of course happy to see me and began slinging the “B” word around. Even though she was no longer on the rag, she still insisted that if I bar fined her she would NOT sleep with me or even remove any clothes. We could of course go to dinner, dancing, SHOPPING… Oh yeah. She was big on shopping. Hell, this was only the second time I’d seen her and I could already tell she was thinking of the most effective way to present the “sick water buffalo” story. All she accomplished was to make me appreciate the “V” even more, so after an hour or two buying her and half the bartenders drinks I bailed and headed for the safe confines of Goya.

I stayed with V at Goya until closing, and then gave her the bad news that she couldn’t come to my hotel. She wasn’t happy at all, but I wasn’t in the mood for virgin games. I grabbed a cab and headed for Nana.

I reached Nana with about 45 minutes to spare. I’d have to work fast. Repeats would be welcome. Starting with Carnival I blitzed through club after club, spending no more than 5 minutes max. No Noy at Carnival, nothing at Fantasia (so why did I still keep going there?). No Mee at Hollywood 2 either and nothing interesting at Hollywood 1. Time was getting very short. X had given a good report on Voodoo, so I bolted downstairs. Nada. I passed a bar girl that looked interesting, but when I turned back to check her out she was already with another guy. Shit. A quick pass through the club next to Voodoo (not the Katoey side) and I was really out of time. I was about to shit-can the night when I saw a decent looking girl walk into Hollywood Rock, so I followed.

I barely had time to order a drink when she approached me. She was tiny, and she was good enough for closing. I paid her bar fine even though it was almost 2 (what is up with that?) and we were off.

On the walk to the hotel I learned that her name was Sai, she was 21 and from Udon Thani – my favorite city! She looked about 16, which was about right if you applied the “6 year” rule. She was also by far the tiniest girl I would have the entire trip – in the room she weighed in at a whopping 35 kilos! Oh yeah, she also had one kid.

In the room we followed the usual ritual of showers and pics (during which she did an impromptu strip), then wasted no time getting down to the action (had to work in the morning you know). She was nicely shaved, and I did my very best show my appreciation for her consideration. She shut down further oral after her O and then proceeded to provide the most bizarre blow job I’d ever received. I don’t know how she managed it, but she pulled off a deep throat bj without ever making contact with my dick. Big mouth meets small dick – or not. OK, not THAT small! I just watched in amazement without complaint.

She then set about making up for the non-bj by providing some of the most energetic and excellent cowgirl I’d had so far. Nice combination of long stroke with a very tight panocha mixed up with a serious grind. Very nice indeed. Another set of showers and it was sleep time – work was getting in the way of my double headers!

No time for a breakfast session (overslept), so I gave her 2500 baht and sent her on her way.

To be continued…

drew Moo Yai