The wake up call was at 5:30 a.m. What the hell am I doing waking up this early on my vacation. I've only slept a couple of hours. My girl jumps right out of bed and jumps into the shower. She puts on some shorts and one of my t-shirts as I head to the shower. I ask her why she is wearing shorts if we were going to give offerings to a monk and she said to put on casual clothes and hurry up.

To be honest, I would never do something like this for girls I have dated in the U.S. or Mexico. I'm not even Buddhist..I'm Catholic. I guess if it's important to her, it's important to me. We head down Soi Nana(4) to some vendors right in front of the Nana Hotel. There were vendors making baskets for offerings to a monk who was stationed there. I guess many of the monks spread throughout the city for offerings because many people cannot make it to the temples..I guess. It was really strange to see all of these bar girls waiting in line to give offerings to Prat. It's nice to see these girls in their natural state. Working girls from Mexico just talk about religion and culture. These girls in Thailand live it and experience it.

She bought a basket for me to give him and put a couple hundred baht in the basket. I watched her kneel on this wretched sidewalk while holding the basket above her head. She then chanted a few verses in Thai and gave him the basket. I was next. I felt strange but I knew that some day I would end up with a Thai girl and I will have to learn Buddhism and respect it's traditions. I did not know what to do with the cup of rice so I just placed the whole cup in the bowl. She started giggling and the monk looked at me with a one-sided grin. She then helped me and picked up the cup and poured the rice in the bowl. Whoops. Afterwards, we started to walk back to the hotel and she was happier than I had ever seen her. She kept going on and on about how much she liked me and complementing me on my committment to her. I didn't feel any committment towards her but I wanted to experience Thailand in different ways and see how she lives her life. As we went back to sleep in the room, she kept giving me sniff kisses and hugs. I would wake up every couple hours and see her looking at me and smiling. Very nice moments.

We wake up about 12 p.m. and took the Sky Train to the last station heading towards Chao Praya River. Jumped in a taxi and went to a smaller Wat called Wat Loom. She wanted a blessing from her Prat(monk) for her birthday. As she went to buy some more baskets of things and incents, she placed me in a room with about 8 monks watching t.v. and talking on their cell phones. I was practicing my Thai with some of them but I was very nervous and really did not know what subjects I could discuss other than weather and traffic. They put on BBC in English for me, which was a nice gesture. Many of them asked me about the U.S. and if I've ever visited any of the Wats in California.

My girl returned and lit some incents at one of the altars outside the room. She put her hand over her mouth to hold her laugh as she saw me sitting with the monks and joking around. She immediately came in a gave her offering to the head monk. The others left the room. I had no clue what to do next. I just followed her as I kneeled and bowed several times. At one point, the Prat started blessing us with water..lots of it. I had to keep looking out of the corner of my eye to see what she was doing so I could follow...just a step late. Afterwards, the Prat wanted to know how long we were married and where I lived. I told him that we were just friends and that I lived in California. As quick as a whip, he said that California was not too far and to be patient with love. Huh? This was happening very fast for me. Did he just marry us? No, No couldn't be. She assured me that he assumed we were married because only married couples do this together. No wonder why she kept asking me if I was sure I wanted to go. To me, it was a way to experience Thai culture. To her, it was the next step for us. Mai pen rai.

We next went to Chinatown on Sampeng Lane. Anyone who has not been to Chinatown in Bangkok..you must go. Bird's nest soup, cobra blood, spices, peppers, shark fins, gold, and whole pigs dangling from hooks. I bought some Thai tea in bulk and ate some bird's nest soup. The cobra blood mixed with alcohol will have to wait till next time. It was a complete sensory overload. It was also quite humorous as their wasn't a person near me who was over 5'8" tall. I was like a giant there and I'm only 6'2" 1/2. My girl kept getting mad as I kept flirting with the young girls working at the booths. I did it just to make their dad's angry. These girls would giggle and smile while the father was off in the distance watching like a hawk with a huge frown. She wanted to take me to the market where Thai's shop for electronics so we hopped on a tuk tuk. We were in several slight fender benders that knocked us around a bit. I was having a blast but my girl was freaked out. Seemed as though she never rode tuk-tuk's. "Only for crazy falang's", she said.

We arrived in this market in one piece. It was located on a narrow Soi and was filled with food vendors and electronics. I told her that I wanted to buy some Thai VCD's to help facilitate my learning. She took me to a place that had every Thai movie release in the last 7 years at 30 baht a piece. I bought a lot of them. Some hot looking Thai girls like Mamee and Sonia Couling were in them. My neighbors think I'm nuts as they can hear Thai movies full blast on surround sound as they walk by my apt. VCD home players were selling for about 1600 baht ($35). Great deal if your DVD player isn't already equipped to play VCD players.

After an hour, we jumped in a taxi and were off to my hotel. She told me that she wanted me to come to her house to celebrate her birthday with her family but I declined as I thought meeting her family might be a little too soon. She was dissapointed but I had to think of an excuse to go back out to visit my girl at CP2.

As soon as she was out the door, I changed my clothes and was off to Chao Praya 2. #35 was occupied so I had to order some food while she finished up. I drank Chang and ate frog legs while checking out all of the very hot looking girls in the fish bowl. Several minutes later, my fav.(Thip) returned and was shocked that I came back to see her. In the elevator, she gave me a long french kiss. Once in the room, she went to her purse and wrote down her number and e-mail again. She was off the next day and wanted to see me before I left..no charge. I told her that I could not make that decision just yet. She cleaned me up in the tub and noticed that my face was breaking out a little from the poor BK air. She then threw me on the bed and went into her basket to get tons of masque's and scrubs to give me a facial.

As she was applying some eye gel to reduce puffiness, she started to tell me about the Englishman that came to see her this morning. Evidentally, the guy told her that he wanted he to pee in a cup so he could drink it while he jacked off. Yuck! He then told her that he would pay her an additional 30,000 baht ($700), if she would pee on him while he pleasured himself. She was panicking because she could not pee. She was chugging water and juice and jumping up and down. He was frustrated as she squatted above him with no piss. Finally, she pissed on him and the guy finished himself...and sure enough, gave her $700. I've heard it all now. She kept talking about how Brits and Germans always ask for freaky shit. She then told me about a Japanese guy that would just sit on the bed and jack off while she pretended to clean the room in a maid's outfit that he brought. Crazy shit.

Anyways, we proceeded to BB69TC for a while. I then DATY for a while and she must have came 4-5 times as her walls kept opening and closing in rapid succession as she screamed. I started waxing her doggie style and had problems climaxing so she ripped off the rubber and was ready to stick it in her vagina sin condom. I pulled away and she seemed dissapointed but I decided to finish in her mouth instead. I'm not delusional but you can tell if any girl actually has a liking to you or not by their body language not by what they say and this girl was way too into me. I had other fish to fry. To be continued......

Thanks Blazers,

It is these kinds of experiences that are truely the magnet of LoS for me. When I look back, the times not spent in bed or in a bar often are the most memorable.

P.S. Found 3500Baht in a drawer the other day. It's been burning a hole in my pocket so I booked a flight to BBK 04/04. 19 day trip ... quit your job and join me. Heck, between your fluent Thai and my good looks we don't need no stinking money!

I will be in Pattaya April 4-6 and in Bangkok April 4-11. Email me with your travel details so we can meet up at Eden Club or something.

Woops, I mean APril 6-11 in Bangkok

Hey, maid outfits turn me on, don't go busting me on my sexual practices!

Just kidding, nice post.