(Thanks again to Nogales' experts: MrBill, Bluelight, ElTecolote, Xen, Justdan, and Roberto).

I spent the whole night partying in TJ then drove straight to SD airport to meet up with the other two dudes to fly to Tucson at 8AM Thurs(3/28). (Giant note to myself not to do that again). We got our business done around 3pm so we went to eat and drove south to Nogi.

We had a rental car from Alamo which the rental clerk clearly said ..."YOU CANNOT TAKE IT ACROSS THE BORDER". We got to the border in 45min and found out that most border parking lots closed at 9pm and will not have any guards on site. Shoot, we're screwed with our new rental. We spent an hour driving around checking every parking lot. The parking lot at McDonalds was the only one with 24-hr operation, but it didn't look safe. We finally decided to leave our new wheels at Ed's parking since it has the tall concrete & fences, and it was the most crowded.

Walked over to the other world, checked with several hotels. Hotel Andres, Regis, San Nicholas, Fray Marcos were "no ladies allowed" so they're out. Walked two more blocks to Miami and we're welcome. There weren't anymore single bed so all three of us got the double-bed rooms. Cost was 300pesos + 50pesos deposit/night. I think the single costs 270pesos plus deposit. We're set to meet up at 830pm to venture around town.

THURSDAY NIGHT
Passed by Rio and a dude who spoke English offered to take us over to the zone. He kept saying "please my friends, they give me $1 for each customer I take over". So we said what the heck. First stop, Cherry's-closed@845pm. Next, Lipstick-not a dancer soul around. (Cheers on buddy, the night is still young). Next on to Negro Dios (Lord Black)-same, two dancers without souls. (Can't get worse than this). Passed by the taco stand in front of Placer and it had more customers than all the clubs we've seen. We went in Placer and the show was on.

Cool place, nice comfortable chairs, excellent service, and no hustle at all, well except for occasionally..."tickets for table dance my friend?" We sat back and observed some quality ladies shaking and spinning on stage. (Note: table dance: $9, private: $20 "...upstairs and you can touch everything my friend", Barcadi Anejo: $5/shot, Cognac: $7/s, Kaluhua $4/s). Throughout 3 rounds of drinks, we saw several dudes got HJs, full-blown molestings, gropings, grindings on the couches to the right of the bar.

The next petite brunette dancer got on stage caught my attention. She got an unique name and I god damn forgot what it is. We spent a good amount of time locking our eyes during her stage show. I got up and walked to the stage and tipped her. She and I played tonsils hockey right at the stage. I invited her for a drink after her set. Ai Ya Ya...Que bonita wey, both bod&soul, but not her drink: $13. We bs at the table for a while then I asked her for a private. She then asked me if I had a jimmy with me. (Thanks again amigos, I brought my own).

What a beautiful bod when that flygirl outfit came off. I was never a booth screwing kinda guy so I only wanted a BJ and didn't discuss pricing with her. We ended up not using a condom, and I paid for an extra 6min. It was closer to three extended songs. (thanks to remixed techno music). BTW, we never saw that 2for1 offer at Placer, may be it's at a different club. I paid her $30 for her excellent service and thanked her. She asked if she could drink with me after she "freshened" herself from the lady's room. I told her why not since I needed to recoup myself. She was on my lap and we had some passionate time together. I wanted her for the night, but since it was close to 11pm with the whole town closed down at 3AM, and we've technically been to only one club, we wanted to check out the rest of the town. I excused myself by telling her we needed to go get something to eat. She asked if I'd come back later so I told her if not the same night then tomorrow night. She was sad, but there's so much of Nogi I wanted to find out.

We walked out and grabbed some great tacos in front of Placer. An English spoken chubby Hispanic dude started asking us if we needed help showing around. His name was Alex, and he said whatever we could give him is gonna be fine. He seemed like a nice guy and no harm so we said 10bucks to take us around. From reading info here, I think Alex and Jesse is the same guy. We told Alex we wanted to see La Conga (brothel), Titanic (brothel), and Rio.

We hoped on a cab and went to La "ghetto donkey" Conga. Man, this place was in a ghetto! We walked in and it was not my kinda bar. We decided to at least have a round. We sat down and all of a sudden we had three uninvited muchachas automatically in our tails, held our hands, and sat down with us. Dudes, not cool at all. But we decided, let just be cool and bought them a round. My friend Stone Cold seemed to hit off with his lady so we hung around for him. The bar got some rooms in the back and it's $65/30min or $100/hr. Stone Cold wanted to screw his lady so he told us to go do our thing and he'd meet up with us in an hour. We left with Alex to go to Rio. We saw no point of checking out Titanic after what we encountered at La "ghetto donkey" Conga.

Rio was the place that night!!! Lots of people, muchas gringas dancing and having funs. Tons of good looking dancers walking around nekked. (Note: $7/table, $20/private, Barcadi Anejo $3/sh, Bucannan $5/sh). I ended up drinking with Stephanie who got a great firm ass and breasts. It's her 2nd day dancing, but she danced at Boleros and Madona's in TJ before. My other friend hooked up with her friend Viana/Viviana who was a knock out morena beauty. This chick was the bomb! The taxi guy came to pick up Stone Cold and brought him back to Rio. He had a chick who was all over him. His pants was totally wet from her gratis table grinding. They drank until she ended up drunk.

At this point, Alex offered us his off-site ladies. We asked him how much and he sez $60/hr or $100/2hrs. He has been a great guy the whole night, and so we've been buying him drinks. He was technically one of us. When Alex brought us up, a manager/ticket seller named Nickaulas came over and introduced himself and sat with us the whole night. Another great guy. He told me if I needed more time with the lady in the booth just give the security guy an extra $5. Back to Alex's off-site ladies, we told him to bring them by for us to take a look. He made a call and 30 min later, a brand new silver Pathfinder pulled up with 3 chicas. A petite one named Carina, a skinny tall driver, and a brunette was in the backseat. I couldn't take any of them because I and Stephanie were already an item in the club. We're playing tonsil hockey and agreed on her coming to my pad after she got off at 3AM.

We left Rio at 230AM with my other friend set up with Carina for $100, Stone Cold dumped his drunk-ass Rio chica and took both the driver and the backseater for $160, and I waited for Stephanie to stop by. About 315AM, I got a knock and there she was. We went at it for three rounds including B3J and her ass spanking with lotion (she specifically asked me to do that). She left at 1pm the next day. I gave her $160 and we exchanged # and emails. The words on Alex's ladies were that Carina was a great tight laid, the skinny tall driver was a dead screw, but the backseater was a nympho.

So it was a very productive day for all three dudes.

FRIDAY
Plans of the day were to walk around to check out downtown, have dinner at the great La Roca restaurant from El Tecolote's recommendation, hit Cherry's, Rio, and ended in Placer. Stone Cold bought a pair of $60 boots which probably would fall apart in the month. On our way back around 4pm, we passed by Cafe Ajijii on Obregon street. This is an outdoor cafe with lots of people and seemed like fun. We decided to just kick it and have a round. The hostess at this place was a classic beauty Mexicana. A round turned out to be 6 rounds with me having 3 Amber DosEquis and 3 giant Magaritas. Now, a big warning about the Margaritas at this restaurant. They are 3/4 tequila in a giant round glass. We all were doing okay 'til the 2nd round of tequilas. My other friend and I hit on two college students from the states and were invited to join them later in the night at Cucaracha bar. We were excited and looking forward to that. When we finished the 3rd round of Magaritas, we were blastered! All three of us passed out from 8PM-4AM. I ended up having some gut quenching lapdances with my toilet bowl. Nasty....We still couldn't figure out what exactly happened because it can't really happened to all three guys, especially when Stone Cold and I are well known drinkers at AB & CC. We suspected someone might have slipped in some mickys.

I really regreted to waste the whole night and not being able to meet up with any mongers who might have came down that night.

Not a productive 2nd night in town at all. Ai ya ya...

SOME OBSERVATIONS REGARD NOGALES
1. Nogi is a great small town and it's perfect for a weekend mongering get away.
2. There's no or minimal beggers, drug dealers, barkers on the street.
3. The people are extremely nice from the working girls, the waiters, hotel & restaurant staffs, street vendors. There was no hustle or bugging to do or to buy anything.
4. Most of the dancing gals are morena. An Africa or a Melanie would be a show stopper here.
5. We visited every single club and never paid a cover charge to get in.
6. The lady with spiky hair owns hotel Miami also owns the restaurant. Her name is Amala and she's great lady. The food at her restaurant is really great too. We had some chicken and beef enchiladas and huevos mexicana and they were great. Her daughter gave me a 10% discount on my next visit.

We had a great trip and wanted to again thank all you guys.

SB - Glad you had a good time (at least the first night...) I've never heard of anyone being slipped "mickeys" in their drinks down there, but I only drink beer... Sounds like you did pretty well for your first night there.

I think we forgot to warn you that Easter weekend is very slow in Nogie (found out myself the hard way Sat.) I think we also forgot to warn you about La Conga - oops...

Nogales should be refreshing to the visiting monger in regards to how laid back the town is - glad you found it so.

Thanks for the report!

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Sakebomb: I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to meet. Thanks for filling us in on your adventure. Let us know the next time you plan to visit.

I'm surprised at #4. Is that true all the time or are the Africas and Melanies on vacation? Anyone?

SB,

thanks for the report, and glad you had a good time. The guy that showed you the ropes Alex/Jesse is a pretty cool dude. If he is about 5'6" and a raspy voice its one and the same.

As far as the 2 for 1 at Placers. They announce it once or twice a night. However if you ask the ticket seller he will do it for you at any time.

Damn I really got the urge to head south of the border.