I'm leaving for the airport now - Wish me luck!!

I'll check in from the road with updates

Here's to spreading a little good karma Doods' way... Of course, no actual intervention required; the garotas will take care of that.

Looking forward to updates.

Have a great time Dood. Save yourself some time & just cancel your return reservation now. Looking forward to reading your updates to find out the interesting places that you end up in.

Dood- You wont need luck..just lots of energy! I may miss you due to Delta is kind of full next week and my ticket is standby only. Let you know..following week 3/27 looks better at this time.

Holy fucking shit!!! WOW WOW WOW



Quick update:L

Beach was pretty dead around 1-1:30, went to Aeropuerto Termas. I had to start off the right way so I did a 3 way. New kind of half & half. 1 girl was SICK!! The other was blah...Aobut 20 girls, best was 8-ish. Only locals.

Next stop 4x4. Wow. Got there at 3 and there was about 40 girls and 3 guys. They girls just kept coming and coming.. I picked a 19 year old that looked like a cross between Britney Spears and Anna Kournakova. Rocked my world. Every hole explored. Loved the backdoo action. Got her number. She wants to stay with me for the weekend but I have too much "work" to do. When I left there at 7 there had to be over 100 girls there and about 30-40 guys. If Centaurus has better looking women, I'm in big big trouble.

I didn't sleep on the way down so I was planningo n napping for few and heading over to help. I got to the Apt at 7:30, next thing I know it's 7:30 am today. Oops.

I'm going back to the beach now. There's way too many hotties out there and I need to explore.

I'm never coming home.

Dood

Way to get started. That flight can be a killer; I generally drink a bottle of Nyquil and then sleep well on the flight. Remember you can't come home until after you go to Solarium, Termas 65, Rio Antigo and maybe Centarus Thanks for posting; it is always fun reading first impressions of Rio.

It is funny..seems we all have the same first blown out of the water expression...

Anyone want to run a line on when our fellow hombre Dood hits the wall like some of us do since we overdose the first trip into paradise...hey dood how old are ya, we need to get the line handicapped please!!

Thanks and keep the news coming for those of us stuck in the real World.

hahah great stuff..

I'm at Rio Roiss now. I have my laptop with me so I can update often.

Not much action at the beach. A few girls giving me "the tongue" not all the great though. Probably 7's. I was too afriad to approach the hotties for fear of "no programma" or whatever. I probably should get Luis to find me a chica. He got me my chair and umbrella (R$8 - upfront)

Just got back from Monte Carlo. Spent some quality time with the remaining half of the famous twins. She is a super brat, and I love it. We seemed to hit it off well. About to take a recharge nap now. She's coming over at midnight and taking me to Studio 54.

Don is the fucking man... more later..

Oh.. I'm 29 and eating a lot of protein bars and vitamins. So far so good. I nap a lot at home anyway so the naps are nothing new.

LMAO at Dood... Am loving the updates, can't believe you've already fallen prey to the "super brat". I am indeed, enjoying this...

Layne, I find the 4th day to be the transitional one. Laying 4-1 odds.

I sense that Dood is a wild animal. I don't think that he will hit the wall until about next Thursday. But if he takes a 45 minute nap at that point, I'm sure he'll bounce back strong.

Go to Solarium on Sunday; go before 5pm - it gets crowded with the swingers.

He's starting off from the gate fast.... Hanging onto the inside ring... in the first quarter, it's Athos by a length, Youngtom, with Dood coming up quick....

If he get's some of that Brazilian espresso in him, he might make the 3rd quarter without slowing down. Smart move taking naps.. If he watches the alchohol, and stays on the protein bars, I pick him to finish the course with a strong desire to run again soon!

Now, if he can keep his mind set and pick a girl for every half day and not get tied down to one for more than 1 day....

Dood, don't forget to do some sightseeing while you are there! and I don't mean the insides of all the Termas!! Have a blast. I will be living vicariously through your posts!!!!

I have a feeling if he does not fall in love he may go the distance, but remember our friend Athos is the King of herbs and even he hit it for a day. I say Day 5. 29, I think he is going to fall in love though first. Already repeating with super brat. These women are just too sweet to resist.

Dood ready to extend your departure date? Go ahead and stay until I get there.Glad Don has worked for you. He is pretty cool to hang with.

Thanks for the updates again.

Wilco, 4-1, that's a nice price but I won't take it. Dood is going too fast too soon. I got him stopping cold at the quarter pole on Tuesday, resuming light training Wednesday night and ready for a fresh go Thursday.

We seem to be running a hombre relay with a hombre going every month. I am not going till May but am already pretty excited. I'll be celebrating my 40th bday in style so need all the herbal combo help I can get.

Allright enough already.. I want better odds. I don't drink!! I do smoke like a chimney though

Ok Quick update:

I woke up at 11:30pm awaiting the brat to call. Next thing I know 12:30 rolls around and nada. Ended up falling asleep again waking up at 4. Oops. Oh well again. Didn't feel like venturing to help. I'm so heartbroken over this you all have no idea, the sadness, the emtpyness in my heart is so intense, I just don't think I can go on... hahahah whatever.. Who's next?

Ok.. beach today. I'm not really digging the beach scene all that much as far as action goes. Plenty of 10 body but then they're mostly 6/7 in the face department. Doesn't do much for me. I eventually settled on a super tiny cutie. Turns out she's 22. So so.. Initial rating maybe a 6, probably drop it to a 5 because it seemed like "work" and she smelled a little "fishy". I got some good pics though. I think i might have rushed it. For the life of me I can't remember her name. I met all the carioca brothers today too. They're doing another boat outing tonight US$100 to join. Very cool guys, but...might be a little much for me, and I wasn't crazy about the chica's they had lined up.

Tonight is brazillian BBQ and Lido... Didn't make it to solarium, well, because it's after five and I don't want a sausage party with their old wives there.

Tomorrow's plan is beach around 12, then solarium at 2/3 then centaurus at 5/6. I really want to go back to 4x4 but I've got too much ground to cover.

Layne... I'm pretty much set on staying through next sunday.. unless my dick falls off.

Dood

Dood seems to be settling in pretty quickly so I am setting the over/under at 18.5, different garotas that is, 5 cumshots with same garota counts as 1.
Sun is the worse night in Rio so do not hesitate and pick judiciously.

Dood- Try to find Vanessa at Solarium and at least run your hand over her ass....you will thank me if you do this even if you dont choose her..damn. I cant sleep now...

I agree on the boat thing by the way...not my types either from what I saw. To each their own.

oh boy..

The brazilian BBQ last night was amazing. Went with Don and a bunch of WSAers. Ate like a king.

Toured La Cicolina (sp) Frank's, and Barbarella's. LaCico was blah, I really wasn't impressed with barbarella's, even though they had the most girls of the 3. We settled on Franks.

Picked up 21 year old Flavia. I can't remember the last time I looked at a girl and was totally stunned. I was like Michael Corleone in Italy - struck by lightening. Oh my god. She just left, 26 hours later. R$200. 6 pops with same girl, only counts as one right? . Absolute sweetheart. I got some amazing pics and video. The Language thing is killing me though. Thank god I did the pimsluer thing before I left or I'd be completely lost. I need to get her off my mind so I'm headed over to L'uomo or Solarium now. Not sure which one yet. I'm eating the protein bars like their going out of style... The secret of Brazil: Water, protein bars, steak, rice.... Off to the races!!

Dood

6 pops in 1 night, awesome Dood...

Thanks Dood..looks like I am in trouble not being able find the 10's that roamed Barbarellas back in January...Where are they??!!!

Hey Dood is Rio crowded with Italians..heard a bunch of them are down there now..

Hey Dood,

Sabrina blew my buddy...ummmm...I mean blew off my buddy 3 different times promising to meet him after work. He figured it out after the first time though!

Some termas girls find it easier to tell you that they will meet you outside of work than just telling you "No, they aren't interested in meeting you outside of work". I think the first time that you try to meet a termas girl outside of the termas, it is better to set something up for the morning. They seem to show up more often then. If you try to meet them after work, there are too many reasons that they might not show up - they're tired, got drunk, etc. Besides that if you try to meet them in the morning, if they don't show up then you haven't wasted your night waiting for them (and a potential trip to Help/Barbarellas/etc).

Did Help last night about 1:30, stayed until around 3. According to the people I was with it was not a good night. I'd say a 2:1 girl, guy ratio, but the place was no where near packed. Nothing spectecular but a few cuties. I just love seeing these women in "street" clothes. Honestly, I thought I saw better looking women outside help.

Bad experience at with a help girl last night...

University student.. Wanted the lights off, money up front, no pictures.. no kissing... no oral... and the dreaded "Finish finish". Total brat, but she reminded me of the first girl I banged in the ass. R$150 for what will probably end up being the worst 4 hours I spent in Rio. Oh well.. About 5-2, the usual smokin body, face like Zeta-jones with eyes a bit far apart. Luiza. Rating: 0.5 Stay away.

I don't know if this is a sign, but the naps are getting longer

Off to the beach, and then Rio Antigo or L'uomo.

Layne.. The place is absolutly crawling with Italians... Only good thing about it is they seem to be taking all the ugly women.

I'm still looking for my 10. Flavia from Franks is looking like the closest so far at 9.5 for sweetheart sex, and Sabrina at about a 9.4 for fuck your brains out sex.

Dood

Dood ,

Can you tell me how much the rate is at the cambios, I am headed to Rio on Friday and i wanted to have an idea on how much money I should bring. Hugh, I met John Thompson a couple of times at M.P. he semed like a decent guy. I have never rented from him, but can you share some details on why he is a bad guy to rent from. The more info we share with each other the better we can make informed decisions.

Is this not day 5 as I predicted...do I win the pool???

One garotas usually has more energy than us , so if you do 3 a day it only goes to reason this happens.

Dood it only takes one day of rest and you are back at Vne again.

Look forward to phase II updates

Thumper.. Cambio's averaging about 2.38 right now. Give me a ring if you want to grab a beer 9685 0113 mobile

I really made up for that help nightmare yesterday. 4 girls in 12 hours including the help mess.

Started at Solarium around 3 met a 25 year old who's name I can't remember, that had the most beautiful and puffy camel toe I've ever seen in my life. There was no roast beef hanging out of that perfection. Then a repeat with Flavia from Franks at 7, then "the brat" again at 9. She is a pisser. AND.. she just left

She went on and on.. "yes i call.. you not there" blah blah.. Then I said "you come tonight" and I made the "holding my breath motion".... 2:30am - Buzz buzz there she is.. She brought a bunch of photo albums and all kinds of stuff to look at, then fucked my brains out. This chick is fun! I love the non emotional fun girls. I have to stay away from Flavia though.. she's getting clingy and gives me that "please save me" face. Yuk.

So yeah.. I did a double repeat yesterday..

I'm spening money like it's going out of style. If anything.. that's the only reason I should slow down or I'm not going to last the full 10 days. I think I'm close to $1700 not including the hotel! I don't feel tired or drained though. Vitamins, steak, protein bars...

I have to find a place to stay starting tomorrow. Roiss can't put me up through the weekend. Worst case I'll have to do the Marriott. Apparently guests are ok there again. But damn.. it's $180 a night.

So much pussy.. so little time..

Today should be L'uomo, Centaurus, or Rio Antigo.

More to come.

Try the Atlantico hotel. nice place and its only about 60 bucks a night

You should also check at the Savoy Orthon or Debret; both are close & cheap. Just say no to the Marriot though; no garotas allowed in there.

well.. You guys win.

I hit a wall yesterday. Felt like I got hit by a bus. Sore throat and hurting everywhere. I still managed to do a double at Rio Antigo

Rio Antigo is really really nice. Probably the nicest and cleanest Terma I've seen here. It was really crowded last night though. Thursday afternoon was great. It was 4 guys and 43 women. I like those odds

I'm not taking enough pictures. I'm finding myself too distracted. oh well..

Weather finally cleared today (it's been crappy for the last two days) so I'm off to the beach. I'm at the Oceana Copa hotel now, next door to Monte Carlo. This place is the Waldorf Astoria compared to the Rio Roiss. Very very nice Hilton quality hotel, for the same price. R$160/night for a double, king size room. Guest friendly.

This is my last full day... leaving tomorrow night

Dood

I was right you are an animal Dood. Lasting to Friday prior to hitting the wall is great. Thanks for the updates. Thanks for the tip about the Oceana Copa - good to hear about moderately priced, chica friendly hotels besides the Roiss or Debret.

Which termas did you end up making it to?

Sounds like you have had an awesome time. Leaving is tough/sad. Don't worry though if you decide to stay a few more days, getting another flight is cheap and easy.

Dood...Are you going to return to Rio or BKK?

Ok... Last update before I go home..

About to hit the beach for the last time.

In summary, I hit almost everything I wanted. Termas: Monte Carlo, 4x4, Rio Antigo, Aerporto, L'uomo, Solarium.. I think that's what I hit.. The days have blended together so seamlessly I had to go back and read my posts to remember what I did!

L'uomo yesterday was great. Did a double with Bea and Vanessa. Stellar fucky-fucky and highly recommend the massage. I go to pay and my CC was rejected!! Thank god I had enough cash on me. I call CC and they tell me they have seen a flurry of activity over the last 5 days from Brazil, which is their #1 fraud country. I spend 20 minutes going over all the charges, and yes.. they're all mine. Oops.

The Brazil vs. Bangkok comparison deserves a complete dissertation, but to sum it up in one sentence: Bangkok is triple A ball compared to Brazil's major league. Asian women serve you, Brazillian women take care of you.

I can even say that considering my trip to bangkok was free. I really wish I could extend my trip even more, but I was supposed to leave Thursday already. I have to be in Dallas Monday and Japan Friday for work. I already set up my return for 4/25

I seriously never though I would get all emotional over leaving here, but god damn, I’m sad as hell. I’ve been almost everywhere in the world, and at some point, usually after 4 or 5 days I can’t wait to get home. I’ve been here 10 and I’m dreading the ride to the airport.

Dood

Boys - I think we've found another Rio fanatic. Dood already has his return trip booked. It took me a full 6 days after my 1st trip before I booked my 2nd trip.

Dood - thanks for the updates; I enjoyed living vicariously thru you. Great reading "live" updates especially from guys on their 1st trip to Rio. It is fun to relive that newbie elation that we all felt on our 1st trip to Rio.

I too would like to thank "live" updates from hombres in Rio.
Hope Dood has the time to write a report as he seemed to have played to the max.
I think hitting the wall is normal, just take 4 hours off and get back to research.

Thanks Dood..I will try to keep updates alive next week when I arrive, although I am not planning to hit it as hard this time...

Dood
I know what you mean with this kinda sick feeling inside...similar to having to go back to school in my young days.
At the airport, don't forget to stop by duty free shop, there are 2 9's working there and one who works in perfume smiled to me big time, that was a first for me, a gorgeous lady smiling to me for no money that is.

Damn I gotta get back to Rio...

Nothing sucks as much as being home right now...

30 days and counting...