WOW.....is all I can say about my first 24 horas in Costa Rica. I found a GFE, got the best BBBJ of my life, and danced with real CR non pros (not just danced but made out like teens). My God, it was unreal, and hot babes EVERYWHERE. This report will cover just my first 26 hours in CR...and what a time I have had so far.

Flight in was an hour late. Grabbed a cab to hotel Presidente and the room was ready and decent. Smaller bed that I am used to but they had no queens or kings available. They explained there was only one chica allowed at a time which I knew about, and would become a minor problem later.

By then it was 11pm, and I set out to find my first one at the BM. I was stunned at the knockouts. A little turned off by the pro attitude, but I am an explorer. I found two dominican sisters and started chatting one of them up. She was very cute and 22 with a naomi campbell kind of look. She said her name was Rosie and I asked if that was also Rosa and she said Si. I then remembered that somebody had posted a positive report on Rosa just a few days ago, and I had a 3 by 5 inch note card in my fanny pack with her name on it. I donñt know if it was the same Rosa or not, but when I showed her the card, she was stunned. The negotiating skills and the spanish lessons on this board really helped. I made sure it was una hora completo, and got her price down to 30,000 collones. But we did run into a snag when I told her ¨te pagos cuandos terminados.¨ She insisted on the money up front....I insisted no...and she was hesitant. She finally made me ¨PROMEEEEEESE¨that I would pay her when finished, I did of course and we were off. Everything was great, all positions, she was enthusiastic. No BBBJ but that was not that important on my first time. She did take the condom off to finish the job by hand with astroglide ...the first time anybody did that to me, and it was awesome. I paid her, and she even stayed an extra 15 minutes for a nice massage. Real sweetheart, just negotiate it all up front.

So I finally got some sleep, and popped into the News Cafe for the free breakfast. Really nice, and I met a new hobby friend named Ron from Florida. Also ran into UpForIt and we all shared a cup of coffee and shared notes. Ron has lived off and on in CR for 12 years and knew the ins and outs. He also speaks spanish really well so was a huge help. He gave me some great advice on how to pick up non pros at the mall, the street corner, anywhere. He assured me that if CR girls saw a gringo with money they would hang out with him. Maybe not for sex, but for fun. Especially if I am willing to pay and treat them well. (He was speaking prophesy to me, but little did I know that at the time). Ron and I agreed to head over to New Fantasy for some fun around 11am.

Wow, what a place. Clean, nice and great girls. I chose Michelle, a 21 year old Tica with one banned word. I won}t go into every detail, but it was awesome. Her BBBJ was the most incredible thing I have ever experienced, and what she did with her tongue was amazing. We talked about her life, her bad husband who beat her until she finally had enough and left, and how she is supporting herself and banned word by working here. She drives two hours a day from Cartago and 2 hours home every night. She was a real sweety and I would definately see her again.

Ron and I walked (limped) back and shared success stories. He too had a nice time with his babe. Funny I never did run into him naked in the steam room. Ron wanted to gamble at the casino and I had an errand to run so we agreed to meet up in about an hour and he would take me for a guided tour of the Mall of San Pedro.

I got back to the Casino and Ron was struggling at 21, but then got on a hot streak. He made a few hundred bucks and cashed in, and we shared the cab to the Mall. As soon as I got inside, I knew what the race was about. Hot babes everywhere, wearing belly shirts. I did not see one fat ungly girl in the whole mall, and this is a huge 3 story nice building, comparable to nice malls in the USA. I was hungry and ordered an Italiano Classico from Quiznos. I got nervous because I forgot to say no lettuce and I had to remove most of it....and then my sprite with no ice was actually tap water! One sip and I spewed most of it out. So far so good....but scary.

Ron gave me some pointers on how to meet and greet the locals....but he admitted it would be much harder for me with no spanish. He was looking for one hot babe that he meet at the mall once before and had some great times with and then lost contact with her, but we never did find her. After a few hours of babe ogling....we headed back to downtown, and the babes were still hot and heavy. I was going to try to take a nap to catch up on lost sleep and burn off the viagra buzz and Ron and I were going to meet around 4pm to check out IDEM. Ron said he had been there three times and never saw a girl he liked. I told him that the guys on the board rave about the place, and he agreed to go back and check again. I took the nap and decided to take a walk through the BM before

Finding Ron....but guess who I saw coming out of the BM. It was Ron, and he had to change plans due to a phone call from one of his many novias who HAD to see him at 5pm. He took me back into the BM and introduced me to one of his fav}s....a cutie named Joanna. He told me Joanna gives the most incredible BBBJ he has ever had. Nuff said...done deal. Joanna is 23, lives in Jaco Beach and works the BM with her sister who has an apt. in San >Jose. The amazing thing about Joanna is that she would not talk price inside the BM. A sat her down and bought her a beer and asked her how much and she said "whatever you want to pay me." I was stunned and said...."WHATTT?¨ She said, no need to worry, she would take whatever I thought she was worth. I was completely blown away. I figured no other negotiation was necessary and agreed to take her. She went to the Bano first, and I moved to the next table to greet an absolutely GORGEOUS blonde haired beauty named Jessica. Man this one was HOT and was so nice. When Joanna returned she talked to Jessica, and told me she was her good friend and would go too! I asked if they would both accept $50 each for una hora, and they readily agreed. I then stopped and said ¨wait, Hotel Presidente does not allow dos chicas¨ Joanna disagreed, saying she could get in during the day with two girls....so we went over. Unfortunately, I was right and Joanna was wrong, and I had to send Jessica back with a frown. I did tip her 5,000 collonnes for her trouble, and promised to find her later.

Ron was right about Joanna's BBBJ technique. She was like a hoover. It was a little rougher than Michelle, and then I remembered her tongue ring. I kinda got off on that. Michelle was awesome because it was so soft, but the tongue ring added some extra something. It was unbelievable...and she was SO great. Lots of DFK and the works, every position...she knocked my socks off. Thanks Ron for the referral.

It's now 5pm and I have not yet finsiehd my first 24 hours. It has been incredible, but the best is yet to come. I walked Joanna back to the BM. I was not intending to find anybody, just wanted to walk around and check out the merchandise. And then I spotted her. My God, what a latin beauty this one was. I am not saying her name, for reasons I will explain later, plus I now know that it was her REAL name. She was 22, with classi latina good looks. She was tall with lanky legs, and a beautiful face. She had little makeup on, but still had the look of a model....and yet there was a sadness here that I could not describe. I sat down next to her and started the chat. She had an incredible body and was wearing a pink half top showing off her smooth flat brown belly. She was wearing a little white velour jacket and all white pants. She looked like a vision from Heaven. She told me she had just arrived at the BM minutes before. I noticed immediately that she spoke English very well (but I could tell she was a semi-pro). She told me she needed money to pay her rent that is due on the 21st (next day). I asked her how much was due, and she said 30,000 collones. Her face, her look mesmerized me and I REALLY wanted to do more than get in her pants, I wanted to get into her head. I wanted to spend time with her, so I took a shot and asked for a Toda La Noche for $100 bucks. She said she could not do a TLN because her little sister was staying alone at her apartment and she had to be home by 9pm. So I countered with 30,000 collones for tres horas....6pm till 9pm. She easily accepted. Now that is a figure I am comfortable paying for una hora....so getting tres horas was awesome.

Her initials are LG. She is an English student in CR and only works when she needs to pay bills. Her family is from Guanacaste and she has been back home for two weeks taking care of her ailing mother. Her rent was due, so she brought her little sister on the bus back to San Jose just that morning and left her at her apartment. She then dressed to kill, went to the BM to get her rent money. I was more than happy to be the lucky gringo to make that contribution. Most of you hobbyists would not have had a great time with her. She was not enthusiastic, and contributed little to the experience, other than lots of talking and stories. She allowed me to explore every part of her unbelievable body. I won´t get into the details here, but her body sin ropas was every bit as awesome as I expected. You might wonder what we could do for three hours in my hotel room. I have a small CD collection. We listened to music talked and cuddled. She was a great cuddler. She was not a good kisser. In fact I had to teach her how to kiss. But she tried.

I really bonded with LG. She has a sadness about her that makes me worry for her. She is so smart, and yet has a hopelessness that is hard to describe. I think I will have to spend more time with her to find out what makes her tick. She is taking her little sis back to Guanacaste on Monday. I offered to rent a car and drive her back but she said that would be too expensive. I may just take the day off from mongering and take the bus with them....and bring her back with me to CR. We will see.

So now it´s 9pm...and you might think my day could not get better....WRONG!. My day is about to get rocked by three young city girls I meet on the street. Funny, but I wasn´t even LOOKING for them. I went down to the news cafe for something to eat and watch the street scene. Vendors everywhere. The cops arrive with lights and sirens and the street vendors scramble like rats I make eye contact with some of the babes walking by but nothing. I decide I am tired, and I should just go to bed. I am really exahusted, and have had a GREAT first 24 hours in CR. I go back to the room and start to get undressed. Suddenly, I stop myself in my tracks and say ¨what am I thinking!¨ It´s 10pm on a Friday night in downtown San Jose! Get your ass back OUT there.

With my new found shot of adrenaline I head back out the front door of the Hotel Presidente, thinking I might make that delayued trip to IDEM. As soon as I hit the front door I see one cute chica with a belly shirt talking to some boys to my left, right in front of the open air News Cafe bar. Then I see another chica, and another. All of them cute as hell, but young. They are talking to two American boys that are standing there by the railing. The girls are aggressive and the two boys both about 16 are confused. The boys look at me and ask if I know Spanish. I try to interpret what the girls are saying. These girls are asking these boys if they want to go dancing down the street. I ask the boys, and they say no...they would be in SO much trouble. They are on a chaperoned trip and can´t leave the hotel. I explain this to the girls, the the one I first saw with the belly shirt turns to me and says ¨You go dancing with us?¨

Hummina...hummina...hummina.......ah....¨Por Supuesta! The girls take me down the street to Ël Tunnel----a little disco. Ï insisted on paying their way in....5,000 collones for the four of us. We sit in a booth....not many people, and I am still in shell shock mode. Can this really be happening? Did I just get asked out by not one but three cute girls? Wait....it gets better.

The girls instantly light up cigarettes and ask politely if that is OK....I say por supuesta. I then get a good look at these girls. The one that hit on me is sitting right next to me....very tight. The other two are across the table in the booth. I realize then that I am in DEEEEEP doo doo. These girls might be underage. In fact the two across from me look about 14. The one next to me might pass for 18, but she is probably 15. I´m not sure....but I can´t weasle out of this now. I just decide to go with the flow and see what happens....and promise myself that no matter what happens I will NOT do anything illegal with these girls. Just not worth it.

The girls then ask if I will buy them drinks. I say sure...and what they order shocks the hell out of me. They looked like baileys on the rocks, but smelled like a pina collada. They were definately alchoholic. Here I am sitting in a darkened disco with three probably underage girls, buying them drinks. The oldest one that sits next to me knows a tiny bit of English and with my horrible spanish we can talk a little bit. These girls were so sweet and nice to me, I could not believe it.

The two youngest ones were named Diana and Altos. The oldest one that was next to me was Davida. All three girls smoked like fiends, and Altos and Davida both had tongue rings that they were all too proud to show me. Thats all I needed, cute young girls showing me their tongues! Diana and Altos got up to dance, and Davida stayed with me to talk. I leaned closer to say something to her and she turned her cute face to mine and instantly stuck her tongue ring down my throat! I Swear to God....I was making out DFK with a Costa Rica Teenager....right there in the disco. We must have made out like teengers (well after all, she IS a teenager) for 5 minutes....until the girls came back from the dance floor.

Davida acted like making out with a guy old enough to be her grandpa was a common experience! Davida then got up to go buy more ciagarettes (with my money) leaving me with the two younger ones. This disco was nearly empty but one Tico who looked a bit drunk and was in his 30´s came over and asked the two girls to dance. I was horrifed! I was NOT about the let some drunk Tico get his grubby hands on these cute girls who looked 13 or 14 years old! I told the girls....no no no...and the guy walked away.

Altos left to find her friend, leaving me alone in the booth with Diana. She was the youngest looking of the girls. She was really cute and sweet and was so scared when the guy was trying to dance with her. She spoke NO english....but did smoke like no tomorrow. She gently took my hand and held it for a long time. Now before any perverts out there get the wrong idea.....I was not thinking of anything with this girl other than to protect her. Here it was now after 11pm and these girls are out alone on the streets. I felt more like a father figure to this one. I was not going to let anything happen to these girls.

We continued to have fun for awhile, and the girls even drug me out onto the dance floor. These girls did know how to dance and when Davida would return to the table to rest she would lay her entire body next to mine, using me as her couch....with my arm around her. She was the oldest one...the one I prayed was legal (knowing that she probably was not). She was the one that invited me to go with them, and I felt she was something special.

I asked the girls if they wanted to go to El Pueblo. They did, but Davida explained that Altos and Diana were not old enough to get in. But she said ¨Manana I come back with two amiga´s and we go.¨ OK...treto hecho! We set the time and place to meet....and I hope they will show. they might not....but even if they don´t I will have a night I never will forget with three beautiful Chicas. The girls told me they had a midnight curfew and had to go....so we walked out and I offered to pay their cab ride home, which they accepted. They all three gave me a hug and a nice kiss on the cheek and said adios. And they all said in English ¨Thank You.¨ My heart melted. I stood in front of the hotel Presidente and watched them leave. My God, I love Costa Rica...and I have just been here 24 hours!

Will the girls show up for the date! Stay tuned when ¨Tales of Astros Glide to CR continues¨ coming to a computer near you!

radioman (astro)

Great report Radioman, it seems like you had a very good time!
There's a picture of Rosa in this forum (from Fatman), could you check it and tell me if that's the one you mentioned in your report?

Astroglide. Are you the same Astroglide from WSG? Nice report. Thanks for taking the time to post. I haven't hit Costa Rica after hitting South America and not sure if I will but still nice to read fellas having fun down there.

Gypsy: I did not find any pictures of Rosie from any reporter in Costa Rica. I did see a picture of Rosio and Rose, but those were not here.

Viajero....I am Astroglide on Costaricasex.com...not on WSG. Thanks for the kind words.

astro (Radioman)