Day Three

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By Radioman on Sunday, June 29, 2003 - 10:52 am:  Edit

HELPPPPPPPPP! I think I am falling for TWO Costra Rican babes....and I can't get up. In this report, I get another freebie from another babe....and I finally reach inside LG's sweet head and find out what makes her tick. I am still little stunned at the speed with which things have been happened....and I am only half way through this one week trip.

I start the day back the Presidente free breakfast, watching the Sunday morning babes, and trying not to drool as they walk past the avenida. Guys have posted here about the babe watching there, but they understated the quality and quanity of the mind candy.

I meet Ron here, again by accident. I think Ron is my soul brother, but Ron and I are different. I am looking for the ultimate GFE...while he's just a straight hard core banger. But his stories are amazing. Ron tells me he is getting close to a hookup with a non pro he met working at one of the local businesses. He spent several hours with her the night before but they didn't do anything...so he is hoping that day two will bring results. She is a real cutie, blonde hair and fair skinned, about 25. No banned word, No boyfriend, so Ron is moving in for the kill.

I tell Ron my amazing stories from the previous day and he is not the least bit surprised. He tells me that in Costa Rica, all things are possible if you are willing to wait and watch and try. I tell him I am going to take it easy today, being that it is Sunday and the day of rest. I will hang around the downtown square for awhile and then meet my gorgeous young babe Melanie around 1pm. I am expecting Melanie and her sister Allana and her baby to show up at the hotel in Allana's blue Toyota Corrolla.

I am walking down the Avenida, buying a few things I need, when SUDDE NLY ...right in front of me THERE SHE IS! and it's only 11:45. I have no idea how she found me in that mass of people. She said she was looking for a present just for me. (I love this girl). She also revealed that her bad Ticos mother had the baby for the day, and that I would be HER baby for the day if I wanted. Did I WANT? Si Si Seniorita!

I shopped with her a little bit and she was still trying to buy me something and I told her no...no gift was necessary. Just being with HER was all the gift I needed. So she said....OK, let's go to the ROOM!

I spent 4 hours in my room with Melanie and it was the most incredible four hours of my life. No we did not bang all day....we talked, cuddled, and got to know each other better. We ordered room service and she selected chicken fingers and french fries, they were very good. The maid came to clean the room, but we sent her away after exchanging towels.

Gamlingman posted earlier about the girls love for taking showers before and after. Melanie did this again to me, only this time she washed every square inch of my body, and I returned the favor. I could have stayed there forever. I should point out that Melanie never did bring up the topic of money, and I was pretty sure this was a freebie. But on the same token I enjoyed this girl SOOO much that I wanted to help her out in some way. She mentioned that she was going to the Salon the next day "I get beautiful for you baby." I told her she already WAS beautiful, and that I would be happy to pay for the salon. She said "thank you baby" and we never talked money again.

After awhile, Melanie noticed my hard on and instantly went to work. She called it "My Friend." She said "My Friend finally woke up!" She did everything that she did the day before only more....longer...and more intense. This was not a PRO job.....this was the ultimate BLOW job, and she took care of "her friend" in an amazing way.

Now here is where the story gets a little bit kinky....just a tiny bit. I had read here that the girls love the little Pocket Rockets so I picked up two of them before I came down. So far the girls I have chosen to show them to were not interested and I was thinking it was a bad idea. I never suggested this to Melanie, but she saw them in the drawer and asked me what they were. She had never seen one before, but surely had heard about them. I showed her how they worked and asked her if she wanted a try. She said OK....and I watched her gently put the first one inside her. I then took over and manned the controls, and Melanie was loving it. I then took the second one and used it up top on those HUGE cha chas. She then pointed for me to move it down and I said "Dos Vibrators!!!" She said Si. So I then put the second vibrator next to the first and entered the docking chamber. Holy F ing SHIT. This was one hot ride! It was amazing. When we finished she named the two vibrators afer me, using my first and middle names in spanish. It was SO funny.

But, she wasn't done with me, and the final climax was, without a doubt, the most amazing sex I had ever personally experienced. It was like the space shuttle went off. Afterwards she laid with me until I softened up a bit. The only problem was that when she finally undocked....the condom stayed inside her. It freaked me out a bit, but she was not concerned. Oh well....lesson learned there, pull out when still hard or risk losing the full metal jacket. The condom did not go up inside her, so I am pretty sure that it stayed on for the full ride....I HOPE>>>>I HOPE>>>>I HOPE!

Oh well, she already named the vibrators after me, might as well name the new baby after me too! Then you know what we did next....back into the shower and this time an even more loving experience. We washed each other, and for about 10 minutes she stayed still with her forehead gently on my chest, as the hot water hit her back and I massaged her shoulders. This banned word has earned her keep for the day....had ridden me harder and wilder than I had dreamed possible. God help me, I think I am falling for this one. STOPPPPPPP. Do Not Fall In Love with a Tica! You know this will only end up badly (voice in head finally prevails....at least for now).

Oh and I do get a look at her Cedula and noticed that Melanie is not her real name, and that she is not really 22, just barely 20. Oh well...I lied about my age too! I pay Melanie another $100 to cover the cost of her $80 solon visit and a little extra if she wants it. She says "Thank you baby" and I take her outside, find her a cab and pay that too. She gives me a swet hug and kiss, but I also notice she is a little bothered by something. I am afraid that maybe I should have paid her more for the 4 hours of awesome bliss....but I should not have worried. She was fine with it. I do consider this a freebie, since we never talked money and I willingly offered to pay for her salon. Melanie is turning from the ultimate GFE to a GF in 2 days.....help me God.

But wait.....it gets better. After Melanie leaves I start missing my other little sweetheart LG. I wonder if she will go to dinner with me like the night before. I have no need for more sex after what Mel did with me....but I still wantged to see LG. I called her cell phone but just got a recording. I wonder if she is working at the BM and decide to go find her.

Sure enough....LG is sitting there with Karen from the night before. But this time....she turned her back...and made no eye contact with me. Almost like she did not want to see me. How odd. Last night I get a freebie and dinner....tonight she is cold and distant. I sat next to her and she smiled at me and said hola, then went right back to chatting with Karen and ignoring me. She actually kept her back to me most of the time. I told her I wanted to take her to dinner again, but she said no she was working hard today, needed the money, and would probably be working late into the night.

Call me stupid....call me crazy. I probably should have taken that as a brush off and moved on to the next available thing. But if you read my previous reports you know what I was about to do. When I first met LG I was fascinated by what made her tick and what would cause such a hot, beautiful classy Latina to do this. I had made some progress but still needed to move deeper. So I caved. I probably could have held out for her to change her mind and go with me....or I could have moved on, but I offered her 30,000 collones for dinner for three hours....no sex. She again rebuffed my offer....very sweetly telling me "I have to stay and make more money tonight.....but thank you baby." OK, now I am stunned. I am being rejected by a BM puta. There are probably 50 babes in this bar that would have gone to dinner with me for that price and no sex. At least I assume so. But by now, I am completely confused how she could turn on and off the charm like this. I continue to sit with her and watch her actions and movements. For somebody who really wants to make money she is making NO attempt to snag a Gringo. One guy walks by and she turns to me and says "he has a small dick." Another walks by and she says to me "he can't come." I am stunned as it appears that not only have all these guys gone with her....but that she shows NO achnowledgement to them AT ALL. No Hi baby....no winky winky.....nothing. Maybe she just thinks she is the hottest babe there and that is beneath her, but you would think she would try to find some repeat action. Not at all.

I am kinda dejected. And get ready to leave. Maybe she looks at me the same was as the other dudes. I am not even going to say goodbye to LG...I am just going to leave and probably never see her again. I realize that this is only the 2nd time I have seen her in the Bar, the rest was outside and she was completely different. As I get up to leave she turns to me and says "Ok, I'll go....7pm, meet me at the Presidente."

BOING> Rockets erupt. My ego gets a shot of adrenaline. I know this is stupid, I am paying a girl to have dinner with me and I think she likes me....how stupid am I?

So I go back to the hotel to rest and get a suggestion for a restuarant. My taxi friend Rene suggests I take my hot CR babe to a place called RamLuna, in the Mirado section, high in the mountains overlooking the city. He agreed to take me there for 15 bucks...and will return me for another 15, and if I pay him 45 bucks he will wait for me there. OK, no big deal. I like Rene a lot. Very nice guy.

By now it's getting close to 7 and it starts to rain. I worry that LG will stand me up. I wonder about her attitude and why she was so cold and distant to me. Maybe she was mad at me for not paying her the night before but she never asked or said a thing about it. I sit at the bar of the Presidente waiting for her to show, and right on time...at 7:03....here comes this ravishing Latina Beauty. EVERY SINGLE DUDE ON THE STREET AND AT THE BAR STOPS TO STARE. Away from the BM she looks even HOTTER, wearing a cute short mini-skirt and tank top, with an adorable little sweater. She has an umbrella and I go out to greet her. She is now back to her sweet self....and we grab the cab and Rene drives us over.

LG grabs my hand tightly and gives me little kisses. She is not a kisser...and even told me before bluntly "I don't kiss." LG is very blunt. I am reminded of something she told me the night before when we were chatting. She was talking about "work" at the Del Rey and she said flatly....slowly plainly "I...let men....have sex with me..,...for money." It was an interesting way of describing it. She did not say she had sex with them....she let them have sex with her. It explained why she was so ambivalent in bed. Maybe she knew that she was so gorgeous that Men would pay for an hour of her laying there letting them screw her....but her attitude toward sex was very ambivalent. This was not the kind of girl who loves sex, and thats why she ended up at the del rey. I decided I needed to learn MORE about this wonderful babe.

Rene has a great CD collection of 80's love songs. LG instantly started singing the spanish words to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" while I tried to keep up with the english version. She had a gorgeous singing voice....and entertained Rene and me all the way up the mountain to RamLuna. I sang a song back to her which she also loved. About half way there, I turned to her and asked her why she was so indifferent to me at the BM. She did not understand and I said "Were you enfedado with me at the Del Rey". She said no. And I said, "you were muy frio to me" and I turned my back to show her. I again asked why she was mad at me...and she turned to my face and said very bluntly "If I enfedado with YOU....I would not be here now." Nuff said. Case closed. She was not going to get into why she acted that way, but at least she understood my question, and I also had made my point.

When we arrived at the RamLuna it was still raining, and the doorman gave me an unbrella to hold over LG. She wrapped her arm around mine and we walked up the steps carefully making sure she did not slip off those high heels. We entered this great restaurant high on the hill. It was almost empty but those that were there instantly turned to watch this drop dead gorgeous babe in a mini-skirt enter with this old gringo.

We had a great meal together, and at some point in the evening it seemed like she and I were on the same wavelength. We stopped thinking about spanish vs. english...and just communicated without thinking. She told me her father works as a security gaurd back in Guanacaste for only $60 bucks a month. Her mother is sick and can't work due to diabetes. She only keeps enough money to pay her bills like her food, apartment and cell phone. She was going to school to study english but gave it up to work more at the Del Rey and send more money back home because of her mothers illness. She has hopes of learning enough English to someday work at the luxury resort hotel in Guanacaste.

She does not like sex. Does not want a boyfriend. Does not like most girls. Has only three friends in the BM, and a few tico friends that are guys, but will not agree to date any of them.

Due to the rain....it was hard to see the city. Very cloudy and foggy...but at one point for about 5 minutes the clouds opened up and the city lights of San Jose twinkled in the distance. Maybe it was the view....maybe it was the wine.....maybe it was the girl....but man did I bond with this banned word. I finally figured out what made her tick. I understood her and reached her soul. I had told her several times how sweet she was and toward the end of the dinner she turned to me and said in her typical blunt style "I am not sweet. YOU are sweet. I am not sweet....YOU are."

Of course I disagreed. But she made her point. She does not feel good about herself, or what she does. I finally understood the sadness, and the resignation that I saw in her eyes the first night I found her. I got it. It made me sad....but I definately got it.

We had a nice ride back and Rene's music was still the best. LG explained that she had only made $60 dollars the whole day before I took her out, and that her friend Karen had not made any money at all that day or the day before. I understood why....they just sat and talked and Karen was very timid. I told her that if I could get Karen into the hotel room I would be happy to have both of them for awhile. She called Karen's cell phone but Karen was then WITH a guy, so my generous offer was not needed. I took her back to the Del Rey, and got out of the car. I realized that I needed to pay her, but did not want to be seen counting money in the street right outside a whore house. I remembered I had exchanged 100 dollars for clns earlier that night and placed the money in my left hip pocket. I reached in, pulled out a wad of clns and put it in LG's hand. She gave me a kiss and said she would see me tomorrow. I went back to the Hotel.....with a lot on my mind.

DANGER>>>DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!! Voice in my head reminds me to not fall in love with these babes. do NOT fall for them. I now have not one but TWO...and I am slipping fast down that slippery slope. Not only can I not decide which one I want....but I have now decided that these two are worth taking the rest of my time. I still have only been to NF once and IDEM once....but these girls are so hot and wonderful that is all I think about.

When I get back to my room, I have a message from Melanie. I was a little worried that the freebie of the afternoon would become a topic...but I did not need to worry. She wanted to come back and see me at 7am. She said "I come tomorrow morning at 7am to your room....and get in your bed with you." HOLY SHIT!!!! What am I going to do now? Instead, I suggest that she meet me for breakfast about 8:30, and bring her sister who I still had not met yet. She readilly agreed....and I went to sleep. The wine was still buzzing my head and the glow of another incredible night socked my ass to sleep.

Then at 2am, I awoke and could not sleep. All I cold think about was LG and Melanie. I worried for them....i wondered which one I likeed better. Melanie was so sweet and the sex was awesome. LG was deeper and the sex was average, but she was SUCH a knockout. I must have struggled with this mental argument....which one was better and what should I do.....all night long. I did finally get a little more sleep.

Will Melanie show up as promised for breakfast? Will she bring her sister? Will her sister be as hot as Melanie? Will I ever see LG again? And which one will I take to Tabarcon Resort on Tuesday, after I made the mistake of asking BOTH of them if they would go and both said yes!!!

Help me God.....I am SO SCREWED! Stay tuned as the Tales of Astroglides Costa Rican Adventure contiunues.....to a computer near you.

radioman (astro)


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