OH DEAR GOD.....just when you think its grinding to a halt, the incredible happens. I must make this report shorter....because I have two Costa Rican sisters on their way to pick me up at the Presidente and take me to Tabarcon Ressort. You heard that....dos hermanas!

My day began yesterday like all others....the free breakfast downstairs. This time I have arranged to meet Melanie at the restaurant for breakfast at 8am. She is late....gets there at 8:30 and guess who is with her....her sister Alana. Melanie is 20 and Alana 24, but having a birthday this week. They are both stunning. We grab a table and I enjoy meeting Alana. Then Ron shows up and I ask him to join us. Ron is a monger to the core, and Melanie is a bit turned off by this. She whispters in my ear "me no like his company." I whisper back "sorry" and she says OK.

While I am talking to both girls, another gringo walks over and tells me that he is returning in a month for 10 days and is looking for some company to hang with him on his stay, and he REALLY likes my choice in women. I take his number and tell him that if the girls like him they will give him a call. I donīt think they did.

I have never thought of myself as a stud or a ladies man, but when in Costa Rico, every girl makes you feel like you are. Itīs incredible.

Melanie heads over to the Salon to get beautiful for me and we agree to hook up again at 2pm. Alana offers to drive us to Tabarcon the next day but she wants a LOT more money than my friendly taxi driver Rene. Rene offered to take me there for 65 bucks....and Alana wants 120. I apologize but say the cost is too big of a difference. She seems a bit sad by that. Maybe she needed the money.

I spend the day wandering around the city. I was going to head over to New Fantasy for round two....but the thought of Melanie in my head makes me want to wait. Melanie is really late getting back...not till about 3:30 but I understand the salon thing takes time. She looks stunning when I see her and she is starving so we grab a bite to eat.

She explains that Alana has a huge cell phone bill and was sad that she could not drive us over to Tabarcon. I come up with Plan B. I ask Melanie if Alana would like to accompany us to Tabarcon...spend the night with us, and bring us back the next day, and I would pay her the $120 total. Melanie thinks about that for a second and says ok....but she reminded me that there was only one king size bed...and when we are all three in bed together....I could not touch her sister, only her....or she would KEEEEEEEL me. Itīs OK with me. But then she said if I wanted to spend some time alone with Alana that was OK too, but I would have to work that out with her sister. Trato hecho. We have plans!

Melanie and I go back to the room and shower together. She is tired from her day at the salon....and needs to go get her baby, so I agree to accompany her to her apartment, drop her off, and return to the Presidente. The ride over is nice, with Melanie so affectionate to me in the taxi. I see her apartment but she does not want her neighbors to see me. Itīs OK, not much, but not that horrible.

I return to the Presidente thinking about our day tomorrow and when I get back I notice three gorgeous Dominican girls sitting in the outside bar area, drinking shots of whiskey with a bunch of old gringos. Hmmmmm interesting. I decide to check it out....and the one cutest one makes eye contact.

Funny but all it takes is one look....that radar zone thing...and you know you are in. I sit over by her and she moves her chair to sit next to me and introduces herself. She indeed is Dominican, with a coffee complexion. Her two amigas are much darker with a Jamaican look but also beautiful. She explains that her two Amigas have gringo boyfriends sitting with them, but she is available, and she grabs my hand. I notice two things about this one immediately. 1) she has the cutest face I have seen in a long time and 2) she has the biggest boobs I have ever seen! I will call this one Big Momma. Now she was bigger than I normally prefer but not really fat. She was a little over 5 feet tall, maybe 5ī2Ļ. But those hooters!!!! My god I thought I had died and gone to heaven. I did not ask her age, but from the looks of her face I would say 22 or 23.

After a few minutes she rattles off something in spanish and asks if I want to go. Hey, I am in Costa Rica right.....go with the flow! She asks if I have money for the cab and I say sure...and off we go. There are 9 of us. A 4th chica joined us, and 4 old gringos, and me. We jump in three different cabs and my chica is talking up a storm with her amiga and I realize I have NO idea where we are going. I did get a chance to ask Bog Momma where she works, and she said Club Hollywood. I had heard something about it, but that was it. The other girls apparently did not work any more and were living with these old gringos. The guys were nice and friendly, so I was off to the races.

We finally ended up at a restaurant called Princes >Marina. Very good food and for the whole dinner, Big Momma was getting friendly. She held my hand, rubbed my hair, and put her head on my shoulder. Toward the end, she starting to kiss me. Hmmmm I wonder if this could be another dreaded Freebie. Probably not, but I am determined to find out. I ask her if she would like to go back with me to the Hotel Presidente, and she accepts. No discussion of money.

Now it starts to get a bit hazy. We go back to the hotel bar and Big Momma wants more whiskey. I keep buying her shots, and she keeps drinking them. She wants me to drink too, but I am trying to keep a clear head.

Finally, all of the gang disperse, and the bar is closing so Big Momma and I head up to the room. I realize at this point that I am in big trouble. Big Momma is drunk on her ass. She is singing and yelling and laughing.....all at the same time. I try to get her to calm down and get her in the room.....and guess what. She plops face down on the bed.

Sheīs dead to the world. Wow....what a wasted night. Here I was thinking I would get to ride those massive pillow sized cha chas....and she is just laying there. Should I throw her out? Naw.....I decide to just let her sleep...and I try to do the same. I had told her that I needed to get out of the room by 7am since I was checking out and heading to Tabarcon.

Then it happened. My internal body clock woke me up right on time.....Eastern Time....5am in CR. I sit up thinking I am going to be late....and realixze it's only 5am. I lie back down and notice that Big Momma has started to come out of her coma. She gets friendly again, and starts to be affectionate. OK....I can handle a little 5am action.

I go brush my teeth and return. Big Momma and I are soon naked, but the last thing to come off is that industrial strength bra. I had been a good boy all night and resisted the temptation to reach in and cop a feel. I figured It was just a fantasy, but that fantasy was about to come true.

She popped off that bra and out came those massive watermelons. I mean dear God I have never seen anything like it. I have a little early breakfast.....and she gets more in the mood and starts to play with the little guy. I wonder if she would let me do another Russian? I had done Russian with Melanie a few days before, but this time these were so huge and inviting, how could I pass it up. I got on top and Bob Momma immediately enveloped my guy with two huge mounds of flesh. I reached for the astroglide.

>I have to say it was the most amazing thing yet. WOWWWWW...I know what those things are best used for now.

We rest a bit more, I get up and shower and say good bye to Big Momma. So far no talk of money, but I know she needs something so I gave her a handful of cllns. I think it was about 35,000. She seemed happy and took off...and I checked out, hoping that she would be gone before Melanie and Alana showed up.

Will I score with both Mel and Alana at Tabarcon? Stay tuned, as tales of Astroglides big adventure continues on a computer near you!

radioman (astro)