Chapter 07 - Brown Bunny Heaven

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By Blazers on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 12:40 am:  Edit

The jetlag and monsoon weather and drinking really make you tired. Your body can really feel tore up after a while. I wasn't hung over on this day....just out of it. I was tired of fucking girls short time and making excuses for them to leave. I knew I had a girl tonight because I paid her barfine several days ago. That's one of the great things about AC is that you can reserve girls on busy nights to ensure she'll be available for you. This girl was very popular and new, according to the other girls and manager, so I barfined her several days ago.

I slept for about 4 hours in the afternoon,
then went back to Perimeter Road to reunite with my friends from "The Other Bar" and "Honeyko's". Fun just hanging out with a group of girls and getting the lowdown on their culture and how they grew up. Most of the expats snarled at me when I walked in because the girls would usually come to my table and I was usually 30 years younger than them. On Fields Ave., there are usually a couple of Japanese and Korean guys near my age, but on Perimeter you wont see any Asian mongers anywhere.....purely retired Americans and expats from GB and Oz.

I decided to get my free pizza from Kokomo's and it was delicious. Too big for me to eat so I brought some home to put in the fridge. Turned on my phone and there were 35 new text messages. Made the mistake of giving my cell phone to most of my "dates" and these girls use their cell phone as a form of entertainment... a toy for bargirls. Here is a sample of some of the messages:
*Blazers, I miss you. When you come to see me again. I know you have many girls want see you but I really like you.
*Can I see you later mahal...I miss you. Today I go doctor to check pussy but I can see you this afternoon. I no want barfine, only to see you.
*Blazers, I can come over for boom boom today. I very malibog(horny) and like the way you kiss my pookie(pussy). Please no forget me.

Etc., Etc.
I watched Discovery Travel and Adventure(man I wish we had that channel here) and started getting ready to go out. Went to Angel's Bar and I really like the way the bar is laid out. Loks like an old Vegas lounge bar with lots of red velvet and conmfy seats. There are decent looking girls here and one stunner. I went back for her several times but she was barfined every night...I was seriously contemplating ditching the already-paid-for barfine but I did not want to leave the girl waiting all night and losing face. Yes, I do have some feelings.

Went to Blue Nile and Rosana was up on stage and looked pissed. I went back for Rosana on the night after our session to pick up some pics from her but she was absent and the mamasan said she went back to her province. Thinking she was MIA, I decided to pay for Jennifer's barfine as I had my eye on Jennifer the first night in town. Jennifer was happy to see me but looked nervous as Rosana was badgering her earlier. Rosana came to our table and asked me to send her copies of the pics I took of her and I tried to explain myself but she told me to go away and that she "have broken heart"...huh? These bargirl antics are part true feelings, confusion and bullshit. Some of these girls really care about you, some want to rationalize there job by caring for their customers deeply and quickly and some are just trying to protect their investment. Hard to tell which is which.

Anyways, we went to Kitten Club which was having a wet t-shirt contest. Met a couple of girls who were very cute and whispered to them that I would return later. My girl was pounding tequila rose shots like crazy and looked pretty buzzed...she weighed about 85 pounds and was 5'5" tall. I like em' thin. I got to know the manager pretty well as he is American and my age and he bought me numerous shots. They had an Australian BBQ and it was quite good. The raffle came and they were giving out all kinds of prizes but I was waiting for the big one....a free trip for two to Boracay. I was talking to three girls at once and thought I heard my name. You got it...I won the fuckin' trip. One week hotel accomodaitons and flight for two to Boracay. Nice. Bought shots for all the girls to celebrate and took my girl barhopping. We went everywhere until settling down to the Grand Opening of Club Amore. They had numerous shows and the mamasan was cool. I really love those cheerleader outfits on the waitress'...even the chubby girls looked good.

Back to the apartment and my girl was pretty wasted. It was about 1 am and I really wanted to sleep on my own tonight. I was having trouble sleeping with different girls every night...they each have their own habits while sleeping. My girl was wearing that crappy white makeup that they love to wear to cover up their tan. This girl is very pretty but the pictures don't reveal it due to the flash making her face glow with the white makeup......

Photos: Jennifer Blue Nile

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This girl was very sweet and innocent and had a tiny body. I know some of you cringe at how skinny some of my girls are but I have a philosophy behind this...a survival instinct. Girls who are very skinny when young, never get fat. The medium or chubby girls will get fat. The fat girls will be whales. I realize I am with these girls for a short time but my instinct is always there...right or wrong. The other test is to look at the girls mom, but I am not about to meet these girls parents any time soon. Jennifer was the first girl who asked me to get a condom before sex started. She said she was a little drunk and didn't want to forget. Cool. The sex was more on the romantic side. After I came, I just stayed inside of her for a while and we kissed. She was really cool and fun. I threw the condom away and we snuck into bed to talk for a while and she started getting all mushy. I had to let her go...too many other brown bunnies to do before I really like a girl to see her exclusively, no matter what her job is. I told her straight up that I wanted to sleep alone tonight and she accepted. She left and I went straight dowstairs to party with my two favorite girls from Kitten Club...they were giving me table dances for the next hour....to be continued.

By Progman on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 01:28 pm:  Edit

Blazers,

Next time you're in Kitten Club tell Chad I said hello (San Diego Dave).

Great report. You might want to think about getting another sim-card next time and be a little bit more stingy when giving out your number. I learned this the hard way and I'm still paying the price for my openess. My honeyko has my phone while I'm in the states and she has gotten into some heated txt battles with other AC chicks. I deleted all the girls' numbers from my address book but that doesn't help much when my number is all over town...


...(prog)

By Blazers on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 02:15 pm:  Edit

Chad...that's right. Very cool guy. Maybe the next time we will both go in the Kitten Club and raise hell.

By Porker on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 07:27 pm:  Edit

I've been gone for a whole stinkin' day and I already miss those text messages.

Blazers, thanks for yet another AWESOME report.

I hated the Perimeter bars with a passion. I'm sure it was just my attitude that afternoon.

By Khun_mor on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 10:13 pm:  Edit

Blazers
With Filipinas your thin system breaks down IMO. After 30 - 95 % of em balloon into porkers.

( Sorry Porker ) No pun intended.

BTW I agree that makeup IS hideous.


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