Amigos

Seeing all the fantastic posts on this site, I decide on Costa Rica for a visit, and spending some time in Tica-ville. It helps that my 20 year old son and his 20 yr buddy want to surf Pacific Coast, got good grades in college this year, so everyone is happy. I plan 3.5 weeks consuming freq. flyer miles I didnt need for Delta from California. For the record, I am a 49 year old DWSM that looks younger - but knows better, am financially secure, and not much of a negotiator. So dont get flaming on me please, I'm a newbie.... This is a longish post so if you simply want the facts, search for $ signs and read there. (I felt like writing to clear my alcohol damaged brain cells)... Its LATE June 2003 and the exchange rate is about 400c to a dollar.

We arrive Monday night and I am itching to go to the Blue Marlin, but too tired from the longish flight, airport 2 hour passport/customs lines and taxi to the hotel. I am staying at Britannia, a nice place with the usual Costa Rica "host" Edwin.(More on him later!) My son/friend is with me. Skipping right thru to Tuesday night, I take my son and his surfing buddy to Del Rey, explaing that Dad is going to get his own room and have a little fun. He laughs and we drink mucho Imperials together in what could be called Father/Son bonding, but actually we are all stunned at the quality and quantity of the beautiful and bodacioius ticas milling around the bar. For you Dads out there, drinking age in CR is 18 years old, they card, and who cares. So we threw back way too many and got shitfaced together - I guess that is sort of bonding? Were off to surf together next week...I am going to try not to bond my head with a reef.

This is my first time in CR, so watching the ladies stand up in front of this tiny bar, on display for "eye-contact", like "come and get me boys" is quite a fun pastime. After a small amount of eye tag, they either visit you, or you come hither them and the ball gets rolling. I had a cutie sit next to me and start talking, but she smelled sweaty and I really wanted to get into her friends (talking to another guy) pants, but being honorable (cough) I yack it up in english and pointy language, having fun while she rubs my leg. Negotiations go to $100. (could have been lower, but I was just shopping anyway) for time (??) together back at my hotel at 10:30PM - I tell her I will confirm before leaving the bar..(I need to drop off the son and get a room of my own). I tell her not to hold for me if something better comes along - duh (thinking the same exact thing myself.)

Well, it did. As I am ready to leave, I wander over to the banos for some Imperial relief, and discover "whole new worlds and galaxys" of ticas in other portions of the bar (hidden) and the Casino area, just watching for likely mongers. Guys, some advice to the newbies, WALK THE BAR many times, it changes constantly, the view is wonderful and no one will steal your beer! I spy a gal that looks just like my highschool dreamgirl and practially faint. ZOW, a 9 or 10. !!Warning Will Robinison, Warning.!! I screw up and ask her to my table and room and pay an exhorbantant price to learn that "para todas las nochis" does not necessarily mean all night and the next morning. I dropped $150 on dream gal, got great sexo, no bbbj but a damn good body massage. She left at 3AM to feed her 4 little kids, I gave small LED flashy light gifts and smiled feeling fatherly. Guys I was smitten with first timer stupidity, all blood you know where and not thinking. I promise to communicate better, purchasing a smart local interpretor if necessary, and never pay more than $100. period. I guess experienced mongers only pay $50. but Im not experienced and IF YOU DONT SPEAK SPANISH, you are at a distinct disadvantage! I know the posts here when idiots like me start drooling, and just because you can afford it doesnt mean you SHOULD!! But, not all 9 AND 10s in Blue Marlin (BM) are super pro, so I was happy with my first experience. They do kiss passionately, will rock your world, and if you let them, steal your heart.

Next night is somewhat of a screwup. Boys and I have dinner in nice Italian Pizza place next to BM then dart over for more girl watching. We meet a local and some people at the bar tables, start talking, sharing stories. No one knows of posts to Club Hombre, so I share and they all laugh. Never hurts to share good insights. We take a taxi to a lesbo show in some super weird area of town (not Zona Rojo), spy the tiny lightbulb down a dark alley and redirect the driver to a strip bar called "Babes". Now this is a professional joint that will skin you faster than you can say CLIT! We get scammed for 5500 each colones for three drinks and cover (dad pays, arghhhhh), then immediately pounced upon by some of the 20 or 30 pros at the bar. They rub you cuddle you, cajole and generally drop their tops and gyrate on your delicate privates, for one lousy song when the full court press to buy the gals a drink (fizzy apple juice in champaign glasses) happens. Later you find out cost is 5000 colones! Yikes. Leaving the naked girl dancing at the bar stiking her finger in her kitty, (very nice), we run- don't walk away after being informed on hour upstairs is $150 US. Bye, bye, NEVER NEVER go to Babes. Well, there was one consolation. "David" my sons young friend, has never experienced a lapdance before and is completely entranced (dont look at the light... David!!) by this drop dead Hondorus gal. She is like nothing you have ever seen with eyes to melt terminator liquid metal, a painted on leather skirt over the best body you have ever seen. Wiping the drool off our clothing as we leave I explain to the boys to NEVER go to a Taxi recommended babe bar, and use the internet productively. They smile at me patronizingly. We end the night at New Fantasy, where they play porn in the room (just for you honey!) while you get a naked massage and anything you want for 14000 colones. This is a classy joint with lovely ladies (3-6..7) and well worth the money. I leave 2000 c tip, and enjoyed a great one hour massage, shower, HJ, and could have been bj or whatever. Being tired and drunk, I am happy to get off easy tonight. David had his first time ever massage and bbj and hj finish and is like a kid wanting more. OK, he IS a kid... The pleasures of parenthood. I hope his dad doesnt kill me later! All and all an expensive night, great learning experience, and everyone had fun. (PS. New Fantasy is only a 2 minute walk to our hotel, but dont do it alone...Later the week, I went back and met Natalie, OH MY GOD, try this one guys!!!)

Thursday night we decide not to get too drunk or go to the BM, YEAH RIGHT!!! So I am talking to Edwin at Britannia and he says,... dude, I have some college sweeties that come by all the time. Now Edwin has already done good by saving me mucho dinero on a trip to Volcano Avernal so I hope he is not bringing in UGLIES.... I hang around for an hour and they show up. Three of them only 45 min late, which is not bad for CR, time here has a different meaning than to non-tropical climate folks....I cant belive it. They actually ARE college students, youngist is 18, oldest 21, beautiful, obviously experienced, and staff at the hotel restaurant /interiew area know them well, kissy cheeky while I pull my jaw off the floor. I ask the boys to retire (they ignore me) , buy a few drinks while trying to decide who the lucky lady is. They are testing me too, and pretending to laugh at my terrible spanish. I give up completely on actual productive or whitty conversation, drink too much, and ask the dark haired beauty Rebecca for a "date" by taking her hand. The other girls are not crestfallen, as I had hoped, but ready to go disco with my son and his friend while I (stupid Dad) am PAYING FOR IT! Here is the good part. The matre-d, money handler, boss of the resaturant comes over while we sit on the couch and TRANSLATES the negotiations on price for me. She wants $150 for full night, I will only pay $100 - fool me once! But again guys, that may sound like too much, but this girl is one year older than my daughter!, has bodacous titties hanging out of her silk top, is slighly thicker than the emaciated gals at the BM, one of the prettiest coffee skinned faces I have ever seen, fat kissable lips, and is driving me crazy with the bluest eyes (later I learn they are contacts) I have ever seen. I marvel at this pricing scenario and realize CR is a crazy town, with legal prostitution, that is easier than sending your meal back to the waiter if it is cooked incorrectly. We left with a small bottle of Tequila and holding hands like a schoolboy...
I paid the $100 and spent the night pretending I was Don Juan on my king size bed. I kept the 50mg Viagra in me and she kept the tiny purple pocket rocket on her clitty while telling me that sexo with a fun vibrator was new to her. Maybe not exactly in those WORDS guys! We did everything, she kissed so agressively I thought my lips and tounge were bruised, and the juices were flowing all around. This was a WONDERFUL evening, and had I not experienced it first hand (so to speak) I would have never believed it was possible. Her phone number is in my wallet and I need to decide on MORE with her or off to BM later. Hmmm...tough monger decision. Monogamy with a sure wonderful young thang or "variety is the spice of life"..I think I will have a drink and ponder. Advice?

Friday night, I decided on the only course available to me. SLEEP. I needed some rest. But Saturday is a whole new day to explore this beautiful country and beautiful Chicas, more later.

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Hey Magictoy, sounds like you had a great time. I'm going to San Jose on Saturday by myself. I was wondering if you had Rebecca's phone number and would you be willing to share it. I'd like to take a young lady to Arenal with me and she sounds perfect. Thanks, Prevert1
e-mail is prevert1949@yahoo.com

I emailed info to you, sorry I was so late in replying. Hope you had fun mongering. Correction, in above writeup, We went to New Fantasy the next day, not that same night. A few more imperials and it all starts to blend together...ah, but what fun.

Hey Magictoy
enjoyed your post. I'm heading to CR Aug 20 - Aug 24
would love to hook up with rebecca if you can spare her number.
wiley_coyote64@yhaoo.com

Thanks for the kind words re my post. Best to contact Edwin at Britannia and ask him. He was able to get Rebecca and several other gals, and it might cost you a whole $10 or $20 propina. I am traveling now (fly fishin in Montana) and dont have her number with me. Good luck. Your posts are funny wiley....

Quote"I am talking to Edwin at Britannia and he says,... dude, I have some college sweeties that come by all the time. Now Edwin has already done good by saving me mucho dinero on a trip to Volcano Avernal"

Now Three of us want to try a overnight at the volocano. How did Edwin save you the money?
Thanks in advance
Buckwheat52