THE GUAU GUAU: There are clubs in Rocky Point and Nogales by the same name. In Hermosillo this is one of the largest TD club I have found. I was told by my friend and guide that years ago, when Hermosillo used to have a Zona Roja, the building that is now the Guau Guau used to be a whorehouse called the Casa Blanca. Can any senior mongers verify this? Anyway, today the Guau Guau has some pretty cute chicas, the place is never really crowded and the beer is cheap and cold. A privado in a chair behind a curtained cubicle (no closets!) costs $200 pesos and lasts about 3 songs. I have gotten some damn good BBBJ behind those curtains but I have never fucked back there. Unfortunately, I have never had any luck talking the young ladies into going to my hotel after the place closes. (Below is Sandy from Guau Guau)
But, again, YMMV.



Photo:

Sandy

MASSAGE PARLORS

I discovered the massage parlors in Hermosillo a couple of months ago. I found these ads in a local paper called EL CAMBIO. There were more ads in the paper but this will get you started. Since I have found the massage parlors I have cut back on the trips to the TD clubs. The price to fuck them at the massage parlors is usually around $700-$800 pesos for an hour. Most are used to men asking for BBBJ's and will not disappoint you. Some of them will actually massage your neck and back! LOL! When I have taken them to my hotel it has cost me $1,200 per hour. All of these women are quite young and good looking (6-9 on the scale). The ads in El Cambio offering employment to ladies at the massage palors say they only hire those between 18 and 25. So far, none of these delightful creatures has allowed me to take any photos but I will keep trying fellow mongers. The chicas I have experienced from the massage palors have usually been very affectionate and have provided GFE's but YMMV.





Well, thats my Hermosillo report. I hope you find it helpful. I would really appreciate more detailed reports on No Tell Motels and Massage Parlors in other places in Mexico. For example, do such things exist in TJ and Nogales?

If there is a trip report with the details, please direct me to it and help out a brother monger.

Thanks for the report on Hermosillo. Hermosillo is not really a town anyone would go to hobby in. It's a long drive from the border and I doubt anyone would be there just for the hobbying. The people there are very friendly though. The girls tend to be lighter skinned, taller and less "Mexican" looking. I saw several hot, hot hot Euro looking girls in some of the clubs I was in.

Driving around at night I noticed a few streetwalkers. I am not the type of guy that picks up SW's so I can't give you anymore info than that.

If you want to stay in a nicer hotel you can stay at the Fiesta Americana. It is a luxury hotel and the staff there is really great. Phone number is 52 662 2 59 60 00. The sister hotel, The Fiesta Inn, next door to it isn't bad either. Just request an upper level floor (4th floor). Have fun.

Brew,

Very nice report and good info.

Thanks,

Moondog

Hey brewster..

you've got the groove on in Hermosillo..will be there on thursday on the way to Mazatlan and Puerto Vallarta...you're right on about Caesar Gandara..used to be a compadre of Salinas..now no one is..so they ask you about panocha at these no-tells? I'm travelling with a female friend & her 2 kids...so maybe there will be some action in my own room? Is the Marquis on the main hwy to Guaymas?

Your right, I really enjoy Hermosillo. But then I usually have a great time no matter where I am in Mexico.

I really envy you. I wish I was the one on the way to Mazatlan and Puerto Vallarta! I sure hope you get some action in your hotel room!

No, the Marquis is on the hwy to Kino Bay. Going to Guaymas you have to pass through Hermo. There is no bypass. However, you will be passing right by a better place: The Autoparador. As you enter the city, it will be on the opposite side of the road so it is really easy to miss. I made over a dozen trips to Hermosillo before I discovered Autoparador. It is really low key. I think they want to keep it that way - discrete. I made about a dozen trips to Hermo before I discovered it. Just remember that if you pass the Premier and the San Martin you have already gone too far and you will have to make a U-Turn somehow (not easily done!). It has a semi-secret entrance. The original main entrance has been tastefully closed off and you enter at the NE end of the building.

Brewmeister...

Thanks for the info..the autoparador seems to be the place..one more question can you ask for a chica to be delivered to the "no tell?" Sorry ....how far is the Marquis west on the road to Baja Kino, it may be easier to get out of Hermo quicker in the morning on the south side of hermo...stay in touch

(Message edited by chico55 on July 22, 2003)

If your Spanish is like mine you'll just say: "Quiero una muchacha.". Then they may respond with "Que quiere: delgada, gorda, flaca...etc.?". Thats why I always keep my Spanish/English electronic dictionary handy!
Remember: NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH AT THE NO TELL MOTELS! Above all just relax and have fun and if you don't understand just smile and say what I say: "No entiendo.". If I can get by, anyone can.

Marquis is only a couple of miles west of town on Blvd Garcia Morales (the road to Bahia Kino). Sure you can reach Guaymas from there but it will take you a little longer. Both No Tell Motels are near the Periferico (the road the goes around the periphery of Hermo) so you shouldn't have to go through the center of town. Recommend you download the best map you can find at the website I listed in my report or get one from someone else. Have fun.

BBBJ's in Mexico...wow. This place intrigues me ane the flights from Tijuana are usually $130 round trip or less.

Brew,
I drive the entire coast of mexico 4 times a year. There are no-tell motels at most of the bigger towns. Usually on the outskirts on the way in or out of town. They are very common espescially between Nogales and Mazatlan. Easy to pick out just look for the motel with a wall around the entire place and the satellite dish.

I just scanned some TJ sections of Club Hombre and found some info on No Tell Motels outside of town. I also read about some in Ensenada.
I've decided that thats the way I want to hobby in Mexico. Taking a hot chica that I have picked up a massage palor to a classy and ultra clean motel room equiped with a jacuzzi made for fucking sure beats trying to fuck in the filthy little closets in Nogales! I also haven't heard too many good things about the hotel rooms that are commonly used by the club chicas in TJ.

I'm wondering if cities like Chihuahua, Guaymas, Ciudad Obregon, Culiacan, Monterrey, Guadalajara and Mexico City have No Tell Motels. I can't wait to travel to those places and post a new trip report!

Hey Brewbro..
Just returned from Mzt & Vallarta..saw the no tell in Hermosillo but barrelled on through to Obregon...arrived at 2 am only to be ushered into a garage, todo security, and one of the cleanest rooms I have ever been in for 26 bucks, two drawbacks,,too late for pussy, and a cricket orchestra. Every town to Vallarta has one so help yourself..I agree the Nogie rooms suck. Keep those Hermosillo reports coming.

Chico,
I just came back from another Hermosillo trip and I found even more great No-Tell Motels! I will be posting some more photos and info soon.
How much were the tolls to Puerto Vallarta? I heard they are pretty steep and that's why I took the bus when I went earlier this year.

Brewman,
The tolls to Mzt, are about 60to80 bucks..it seems like they catch you every time your feeling comfortable...the toll from Mzt to PV is 3.00..no divided highway...I flew back home ...PV is way too far to take a bus(although that's} I wanted to do....Mzt is 800 miles from Tucson..ez drive...let's hear more about Hermosillo

I meant to type that I took the bus to Mazatlan earlier this year (NOT P.V.). For more info see my Mazatlan by bus report.

$60 to $80 fucks seems pretty steep considering I drive to Hermo toll free. No wonder so few Mexicans drive!

Website for my current favorite Hermosillo massage parlor is www.lilianmasajes.com.mx.
Another site I found is www.masajesacuario.com.
Enjoy!

FYI: Just posted some new info on Hermosillo in the Topics section.

I have two updates to make to this post. First, Caesar Gandara passed away last year and his sons are running the hotels now. Second, on my drive from Tucson to Guadalajara this past May I paid only $125 pesos each way. I don't think that is too steep. I took as many of the "Libre" as I could.