Today is a Friday morning and we are up around 11:00. I go to get in the shower and she is right behind me. As I am soaping up my head, I hear a giggle behind me. I turn around and once again, another girl is pissing in the shower with me. I'm used to it by now and I turn around like it doesn't even phase me. Thank God these are all stand-up showers. I begin to apply shaving cream and she takes an interest. It seems that she wants to shave me. I am hesitant. I don't like the idea of anyone else putting a razor on my face, but I relent. She actually takes great care and does a pretty good job. I noticed a little stubble last night, so I offer to shave her box, but she declines.

After we are dressed we get into an interesting conversation. I never negotiate on money anymore, but I am determined never to have another Taiza event. I believe I could have given her nothing and she wouldn't have cared. At this point we are both joking around, so this time I lowball her (no pun intended). Right now I am just messing with her and she laughs. She's seen my laptop and my digital camera and apparently thinks I am made of money now. They don't understand that these things cost a third of what they cost in Brazil. Anyway, I give her adequate wages and she is appreciative, but she tosses the "girlfriend" word out. This is a concept I have never understood in this environment. What does being one of these girl's boyfriends really mean anyway? Are there any real benefits? You either pay up front or you pay in other ways, it’s never free. I make sure she keeps the money. I'm not putting up with any other bullshit after what she told me last night, and I quickly change the subject. Don't get me wrong… I like this girl, but I like a lot of girls in Rio. I walk her outside and across Copacobanna Ave to a bookstore/coffee place to get her some hot chocolate. She has on this little skimpy turquoise dress on and it is a little chilly this morning. After coffee and hot chocolate, I put her in a taxi and head to Alcazar to meet the guys.

I'm informed by Sandman that he and UWPhoto are about to go on a hunt for some of the Real/Minute whorehouses that are supposedly all over downtown. I'm intrigued, and it will be something new, so I'm in. We get in a taxi and off we go… 3 modern day Knights of the Round Table in search of the Holy Grail of cheap pussy.

Arriving downtown, UWPhoto searches his list and one stands out above all others. Our first destination will be "Four Floors of Whores." (I still can't say that without laughing) Off we go down one street and another, and another finally arriving at a building we think is the actual location. We go in and go up 2 flights of stairs and come to the first door, but it appears there is no one at home. Our addresses appear to be somewhat old and maybe this place has already moved or been shutdown. In any event, I began to wonder what the fuck these two pussyhounds are getting me into. It's time for the next one on the list.

Back on the streets we walk for blocks trying to find another address, but to no avail. UWPhoto finally breaks out his phone and calls one of the places. The lady says she has 45 girls so we head for this address. A cab ride and another walk for a few blocks and we arrive at another building. The apartment address is listed as a Lawyer's office in the lobby directory, but up we go. Once inside the place we find that the woman has lied. She has one girl in there and she's busy. That's it… we are done. This quest will have to wait until another day. It's time to find something to eat and go for the sure thing… 4X4.

We stop at one of the many kilo restaurants and chow down. Along comes a Brazilian woman and sits at the end of our table. For 3 or 4 minutes we are talking away about girls and God knows what else. About that time, Sandman turns to the woman and asks her to pass him the Soy sauce in Portuguese. She replies, "oh, I speak English."…. and we all cringe. I couldn't hold back a chuckle under my breath. For the record, I know we weren't talking about anything dirty or anything totally mongerish, but still, we were all wondering and I can't remember what was actually said. For the next 15 or 20 minutes, we all have a conversation with this women who's husband is an United Airlines pilot, and she lives in Florida… totally Americanized. Finally the woman asks what the 3 of us were doing downtown at this time of day. With a straight face (that's why he's the Master), Sandman throws out some bullshit about how we are working with a company to put some computers in an office and blah, blah, blah… without missing a beat. Halfway through his sentence though, the lady gets a smirk on her face, and is almost smiling. She isn't buying this shit for a minute. She knows what 3 single American men are doing in Brazil. We make our escape and as we walk out of the restaurant, we all get a good laugh. Off to 4X4.

Arriving at 4X4, I am immediately accosted by Stella in the locker room. This is the same Stella that wanted to teach me the correct way to eat pussy a couple of days ago. I'm not going to be able to get away from her this time it seems. We go in the bar area and sit for a while. I am hoping she will go away. She's a nice girl, but she speaks perfect English and its like being there with an American girl. I can do that shit at home. After 45 minutes pass, I can see that she isn't going to give up easy. She has already told Sandman the other day that she wanted to fuck me so I am dead in her sights. The only way I am getting out of this is if I am rude, but I don't want to be rude because she seems nice. I end up going up with her thinking that her enthusiasm may make it worth it.

As I have said in a previous thread, there are about 1000 R that I wish I had back from my 2 week stay. This was 160, or whatever, of them. First of all, she puts me in the cabin and then leaves. I have had this happen before, but they always come back within a minute with their little "fuck boxes" of goodies. However, this bitch stays gone for at least 15 minutes. There I was lying in my boxers about to go to sleep. Finally she comes back, but by this time I have lost all interest. This is going to be like fucking an American girl and I didn't fly 5000 miles to do that. I figure the session would officially start now, although I notice no phone call was made. You can imagine how this turned out. I was just trying to get it over with. 15 minutes later, I'm getting in and out of the shower and she is getting dressed already and talking to her brother on her cell phone of all things. Then the room phone rings. Session over. My 40 minutes was about a 20-minute session after she left me lying in there by myself for nearly 20. I didn't say a word though because I just wanted out. I make a rule that I will not allow a girl to "pick me" anymore no matter how nice she seems. (This rule will be tested tomorrow night)

I go back downstairs and see the guys. Sandman is being tempted by a beautiful babe with blond hair almost down to her ass. It seems he did her a few days ago and is in danger of losing his bet by doing a repeat. UWPhoto and I try to save him, but he's already got a whiff of it and there is no stopping him. Bet over…. You lose Sandman….. but did he really lose? If you could have seen this girl you would have said no.

Both of my hombres go up for a second session, but I am ready to go, so I get dressed and take a cab back to Copacobanna by myself. Luomo, and my date with Shayla would have to wait until tomorrow.

Later, Sweetmesquite, Skull Jockey, Sandman and I would all meet up and go to a very good Italian restaurant (suggested by Sweetmesquite). I call Don and he meets us over there. It's time to plan my evening activites. I need some Reals again, but it is dark now and misting rain and I don't want to walk up Copacobanna Avenue. Don offers to go with me but I tell him that I have some USD in my room that I will exchange in Help tonight. He gives me 70R just in case. (Don is cool)

What do I feel like tonight for dessert? I decide on a dish of Favorita #2. I ask Don to call her and see if she is coming out tonight. He calls and she says she is staying in tonight because of the weather (again, these Brazillians think its freezing when it's 60 degree F), but he tells her that I want to see her and shortly thereafter hangs up. She will be at Help around 12:00.

Inside Help tonight, it is pretty much just me. I'm not sure what happened to my usual crew, but I think they either didn't show up or left early. I meet up with Favorita #2 and we stay inside having a few drinks and taking in the music. As I said before, I could watch these women dance all night and not get tired. Another good thing about Favorita #2 is that she doesn't start asking for the most expensive drink in the place. Most of these girls love that Red Bull and Whiskey shit and it costs about 25R$. Not Favorita #2 though… she is strictly a beer and water girl. She wants to slow dance a little so I oblige, then we sit on some couches taking in the zoo atmoshpere. One of her friends is there and some guy is hitting on her. Favorita #2 tells me that the girl doesn't like him and doesn't want to go with him. At this time, she makes a point of telling me that if she doesn't like the guy, she won't go with him no matter how much he offers. I guess this is her way of trying to show me she isn't a complete pro anymore. We leave around 3:30.

Inside the apartment its photo time again. For some reason, Favorita #2 doesn't photograph as well as she should. I think she is gorgeous, but every picture I show her she wants me to delete. Nope… there won't be any of that. I tell her that these are my photos and no one else will see them. There are plenty of pictures of Favorita #2 on this website, but you won't see any of them in my report. I've had a lot of different women these last 10 days or so, but I am perfectly happy with this repeat. I'm a sucker for the sweethearts. I drift off to another blissful sleep.

Ok... here is the only picture you get from me of Favorita #2 sleeping until the afternoon. At times I thought she was in a coma.



(Message edited by aldaron on September 10, 2003)

Funny...I have a similar picture of her (Won't post because it shows her face and she asked me not to). That girl CAN sleep. One day I got up, went out bodyboarding for 45 minutes, came back, showered, and had breakfast all before she rolled out of bed.

My experience is that she always only orders beer or water, no cocktails.

I too found her to be a total sweetheart. But I thought she took better photos than she actually looked.

She seems like such a non-pro, or such the semi-pro, that I find it hard to believe she worked in a terma before (I did read this, no?), or has worked Help for so long (like two years). Good to see Rio doesn't ruin them all.

i have bought her a few cubra libras in help and introduced her to my friend alderon with a glowing recommendation.

She's actually worked in two termas (MC & 4X4), and I believe still does work in at least one part-time (4X4). She was doing both Help and 4X4 in May. She is a real sweetie.

One of the fews who deserves to be 'rescued' IMO.

Bwana_dik.... I too went out and did my own thing while she slept. Also, I think she tried Luomo for a while and was actually there my first week, and GCL tried to turn me onto to her then, but I didn't listen.

Sweetmesquite... I owe you one.

Coats001... if there is one, she is it. I got to know her pretty well, and there is some stuff that I will not write about.

LOL. She gets the award for sleeping, though lots of these girls know how to crash. Yeah, she zonked out completely over night when she stayed with me.

Sweetmesquite, are you always in Rio? I'm jealous.

Bull winkle.... as I type this, I believe Sweet is on a plane back to Rio.

Damn. And some friends of mine are on a plane back to Havana. Life isn't fair.