Day 1 – Sunday

I fly in to Rio about sunset. Don’s driver Ruben brings me to the my apartment, where Don and Karl are waiting to greet me. They get me settled in to my new digs and off we head to Alcazar for introductions. When we get to the table X, Bluestraveler, and a couple of other cool hombres I’ll call US1 and US2 are planning their evening. After a few minutes Karl peels off to Luomo with US1 and US2. Don, X and I decide to hang with Bluetraveler who is waiting for a garota.

Twenty minutes later Karl calls from Luomo…it’s packed …with guys. It’s Mother’s Day, garotas are scarce and it’s the only open terma in town tonight. Don and I had planned on heading over there, but after the call, the four of us head over to the restaurant in front of Help. It’s still early so we grab a table and wait for the freak show to start.

UWPhoto and SF Hombre arrive. They welcome my newbie ass and treat me like an old friend. These guys are the terrific. During the conversation UWPhoto mentions he is planning a VIP’s festa in a couple of days, and wants to know if I’m interested. After restraining my impulse to leap across the table and DFK the bastard, I belted out a “fuck yeah!”. So much for being subtle. NOTE: UWPhoto is now in my will.

The restaurant starts to heat up and a couple hotties join our table. X says he wants to session with one but doesn’t have a place. With a wink, I slide my apartment keys across the table and off he goes. Keep in mind that I have spent all of two minutes in my apartment, and X is already soiling my love nest with his demon seed….and with my permission. Rio is definitely an alternate universe….more on that later.

Sweetmesquite joins the gang and Karl, US1 & US2 return from Loumo with big greasy smiles on their faces. The discussion at the table turns to how long it will take for X to finish his session in my apartment and get back to the table. Bets are made and Bluestraveler wins with a spot on guess of 20 minutes. Apparently, X doesn’t waste much time on…er….chit chat.

A few minutes later Don jumps up and says “I see your girl” and disappears. The other guys are dying because she’s a rare sight these days, and the fantasy of many a monger. Some Italian guy at another table is trying hard to pull her but Don comes through in a huge way and she was sitting next to me shortly. The rest of the table is drooling and Don has just earned his fee on my first night. A session back at my apartment ensued and I was finished with my first night in Rio.

Sterling...at last, the report I've been looking for. That was kind of you not to name your "namorada da noite" since her boyfriend is on this board .

Looking forward to the whole series!
Bwana

Bwana,

I promised her I wouldn't name her. I have my share of character flaws, but so far I'm not a liar.

As for the rest of the report. You are a feature player on many of the upcoming days. It was great spending time with you. You are a rare combination of humble wisdom, generosity and an easy laugh. The perfect partner in crime.

Sterling

Sterling, why did you have to promised not to name her? Were you talking to her about this internet site? I hope not.

Thumper,
They ALL know about this and other sites. Guys like Bill of Chicago and Gary have done lots of damage.

This particular garota asked not to be named because she has a boyfriend on one such site who is paying her to stay off the program (right...I can't count the number of girls I've been with who have such arrangements with guys).

I had spent time with her in the past and was fortunate enough to spend a night with her a few nights after Sterling's encounter. She made the same request of me, and for the same reason as Sterling I've honored it. I only mention the situation to remind guys that 99.9% of the garotas who are getting paid by guys like us to stay off the program miss the life and the action enough that they are back at it in pretty short order.

Sterling, I'm blushing. I do, though, enjoy the life of crime and had a most memorable time with you and the guys in May.

Thats a first time for me Bwana, I have had girls ask me not to put their pics on the internet, but never ask me not to name them in a trip report on the clubhombre site.

I don't know about other guys, but if I was paying a garota to stay off the programma, I would DEFINATELY like to know if she was working. Nothing worse than sending money to a girl who you think is not working and then finding out that everybody knew of her deceit and failed to tell you about it.

Of course her "boyfriend" (the one making monthly installment payments) would want to know that's she's working...that's precisely why she asked Sterling and I not to mention her name.

I guess the point is if some guy thinks a garota de programa is going to make a 180 turn and suddenly be monogamous, he's pretty naive (to put it kindly). In this case, the girl is the more rational of the two, and while I feel a bit sorry for the guy, I'm not going to bust her. This guy, and the others like him, need to get a grasp on reality.

I will, though, continue to let guys know that monthly checks, large cash transfers, major appliances, computers, and gifts of any kind will not buy love and fidelity, especially from a girl who has been making a decent living fooling guys, giving them the illusion that they are special, and fucking their brains out. The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.

Does this mean Bia will return to Luomo??

I have a pretty good idea of the identity of the unnammed garota above. My lips are sealed.

thanks because we all win with this girl still available..even the boyfriend still keeps his place in line..