The following report is my attempt to document my first trip to Rio. At times it is very detailed, but that is mostly for my benefit. Before I left, I didn't have any intention of writing anything, but when I returned, I knew that I needed to, so that I would never forget everything that I experienced. Afterall, there is only one first time for these kinds of trips. If you are looking for explicit sexual details, you may want to find another report to read because that isn't my style. This report is also for the guys that are still on the fence about Rio, and for all of the friends that I met while I was there. (I thought you might be interested in what I was up to when I wasn't around.) I hope that all of you veterans find that some of my observations and experiences take you back to your first time when it was new to you. Enjoy!

Since you've returned, have you gotten The Post Rio Blues??? There is one known cure.

I did have them for a few days. I think I am back to normal, but I am ready to go back. That is the only known cure.