I layed low in the early afternoon then joined Don and a new guy from KC for a Luomo run. I got a magnificent massage from Jackalyn (the claw) and felt like a new man. I highly recommend getting this massage. It’s the best 40 Reals I spent in Rio. It’s not some bullshit hand job, but a real therapeutic massage. That long plane ride is gone when she’s done. I actually asked her to marry me when she was done. This woman is a magician….she said she’s been doing massage for 9 years and she really knows her stuff.

After my massage, I sessioned with Isabella. Don says she likes other girls but I didn’t feel like a Dupla. She has a smoking body, better out of her bikini than in it. A very good session was had. She started me off with a really good BBBJ. It included lots of butterfly action with the tongue, and rimming.

Later I gave her a good ride followed by some really impressive anal on her part. A lot of the girls here use lidocaine to numb up their ass before a buggering. Just take a look at the tube fellas…that ain’t K-Y they are carrying. But Isabella just went for it with a little K-Y. Strangely, I didn’t even ask for “completa” in the bar….a gross oversight on my part. But, she must have read my mind and took it like a champ for a good long time.

After a nice dinner at Don Camillos I headed over to Help. Luckily, my spinner from Day 3 was there. She came over and said “Because of you I almost died that night”. She went on to say that because I left without her she had gone with a guy for 300 Reals. He also wanted to add her friend to the occasion for another $150 Reals. Apparently, when they got in his room, they asked for the money up front, he refused (good move), but then said he only wanted to pay 100 Reals each (bad move). So, she called cops and he tried to strangle her in the process. I just laughed and said, If you go with stupid men you deserve what you get. I then told her that unlike him, I wasn’t stupid enough to pay 300 and I would never pay in advance. A knowing smile crossed her face as she now knew I was no tourist rube looking to get fleeced.

As the night wore on I didn’t see anybody else I liked more. So, after I saw her negotiation with a German guy go down in flames I waved her over to my table and told her to relax….she was going home with me. No mention of money was made. She knew I wouldn’t try and rip her off, and she also knew I wouldn’t tolerate any crap from her.

Back at my apartment, she really stepped up and exceeded my expectations. The body was better out of the clothes than in….a nice surprise, and she really knew how to do her job well. We also had a mutual respect established that made for a great session. She was a pro…but knew not to play games with me. In return, I didn’t bullshit her either. We talked about my trips to the Termas, and my “safado” behavior, and she gave me the scoop on her life at Help.

For example, I found out that when a guy tries to stiff her. She not only calls the cops, but she doubles the price she quoted. Then when the cops arrive, she lets them know that they get half of any money they retrieve from the deadbeat. What makes these guys think they can beat a girl at a game she plays every day is beyond me. And on her home court too. Muito Idoita!

When I look back at our night together I have to say that very rarely, do things play out in such a brutal, honest way. It was a good time, or should I say a good business transaction…she didn’t leave until 2:00 P.M. the next day.

Don't believe everything you hear dude, she is selling you a line of bullshit. First of all, no police are going to respond to a call concerning a guy not paying a prostitute. Second any monger who has half a brain knows that the police can't force him to pay a girl who he hasn't touched. If she did call the police, just leave the apartment and come back the next day, police in Rio could give two shits about the prostitutes. They are not going to go thru all types of hassles for them.

Third if by some far fetched chance that this was true, I have the perfect revenge. I would wait until I see the girl come out of help and then pay the nice group of teenage kids who hangout in front of the club to whoop her ass!! I saw a monger do this last year on a girl who raised the price of the deal and stole some money out of his pants while he was in the shower. He payed the kids 50R and they jumped her at the corner between Help and M.P. They beat the snot out of her while the guy sat at the cart and ate a hotdog. After about 3 minutes of them putting the smackdown on her, a taxi driver broke it up. You don't fuck with guys from the Bronx, we are masters at payback:-)

Hey Thumper: Being from the South Bronx myself, we don't play that shit!! I guess that's why we can navigate in the Rio environment. If you can survive the Bronx and in fact NYC, you can deal in Rio!!