Started my day at the beach where I ran into Escada69. He mentioned he was going to hit Monte Carlo later so I decided to join him.

Monte Carlo was looking really good when we arrived. I sessioned with a girl named Andrea that had a ass like a shelf. This ass was something you only see in Brazil…I had to get a piece of it. When I asked if she was up for completa, she said "usually yes, but not now". Apparently, a big dicked guy had ripped her a new one and she was on doctors orders not to take it in the ass for 5 days. Only in Rio would you hear such a thing.

I considered passing on her but she looked just like a friend of mines wife back in the U.S. The thought of having my buddies wife licking my balls overpowered the fact that she wasn't particularly good looking. That "forbidden fruit" fantasy was good enough to make for great session. I'll never look at my friends wife the same way again.

After spending 6 hours in Monte Carlo, Escada69 and I headed over to the Terrace in from of Help. When we arrived there was a large table full of fellow mongers. There was a new face at the table that turned out to be none other than Sandman. After an introduction and a hearty handshake we where laughing it up and taking in the show.

Later, Escada69 and I headed into Help but quickly left after seeing that it was a sausage factory. It was a Saturday night and there must have been 5 guys for every girl. An ugly ratio if I ever saw one. Two passes around the club and only one or two girls even made eye contact with us. Very different from the previous night when it was a buyers market and the girls were selling hard.

Speaking of anal sex, I just saw a friggin' genius commentator on CNN opining that with the new revelation that Kobe had anal sex with his accuser (I hadn't heard that previously, but it sounded like this is now common knowledge) everyone would be so disgusted by this highly deviant act that the chances of a conviction, etc. had dramatically increased (or, at least, the commentator said something like that). So there, you terma perverts!

I wonder if she used anal desenstizing cream?

(Message edited by catocony on August 07, 2003)

I sure hope she was using Lidocaine when it happened. I was trying so hard not to laugh at her that I never got the particulars. It was a job hazard that thankfully I've never had to face.