I got invited to spend the day on the beach in Ipanema with some new friends. At sundown I decided to check out Centaurus. Personally, I was not impressed. I thought with the higher prices that the facilities and the girls would be better. First, the girls are all wearing these stupid shorts with little windows in the ass. Not a good look as far as I was concerned. Also, the facilities were not nearly as nice as I expected. The shower room was poorly maintained, with a rusting ceiling. No toothbrushes or razors were available as is standard in other Termas. Upstairs in the bar I felt like I was in a cross between a cheap Italian restaurant and an old Star Trek episode. The combination of red velvet and dayglo green stickers is way too tacky for my sensibilities.

Too make matters worse, I noticed that the bartenders were using two glasses pressed together as shakers instead of a proper cocktail shaker. This may sound like nit picking, but it just bugs me that the management won’t even provide proper tools for their bartenders. Geez, what else are they skimping on? Add to that some rock hard bench seating and you have a really mediocre Terma. Personally the bar area at Luomo is far superior to Centaurus. Their leather couches, professional lighting design and top quality bartenders make it a much nicer place to spend time.

Also, the Centaurus bartenders and waiters came right out and asked me for tips. Now I’m not tightwad. I actually was so impressed by the quality of the tattooed bartender at Luomo that I went back to my locker, got 10 Reals, and tipped him on the sly. But, at no other Terma have I ever been approached for a tip. I always tip the locker girl and the doormen but they never ask….personally, I think it’s tacky.

So, in addition to a shitty facility and pushy help, the session was the worst I had this trip. Her name is Julia and she made it clear from the moment we got in the room that she only wanted to blow me. Every time I would try and fuck her she would wrestle with me and make it almost impossible. In other words, when I was doing doggy, she would rock back and forth with me so I couldn’t get a stroke. I would try hold here hips still but she would fight me.

Then I rolled her over and got on top, but she would close her legs with each stroke so I couldn’t get more than the head of my dick in her. Every time I switched positions she would try and go down on me again. I finally stopped her and just jerked off on her ass. Well, as soon as the cum hit her ass, she immediately starts yelling at me to get her a tissue and wipe it off.

Speaking of tissues. The last straw was when I went to throw away my condom and dirty tissues. I noticed there are NO trash cans in the rooms. The garota just told me to throw them on the counter. Nuff said…Ugh! I’ll skip this dump from now on.

Thanks for the heads up.....

Good points Sterling. I am not a big fan of C either but some guys swear by it. There are some hotties there but I still get turned off by their prepay/expensive entry policies and pushy practices.

What you probably experienced with Julia was her period. They stuff shit way up in there to stem the flow but you ain't gonna get your dick in there with it. Some still work while they are having their period, others don't. Always a good idea to ask. If all they are offering is a BJ, it's a pretty good sign they are in cycle.

Sandman

Sandman,

Her being on her period is a great reason to just do her in the ass. Sterling, was that an option for you, or did you not try?

Sandman,

You are probably right about her being on her period. I had a similar session with Sol at 4x4. In fact, it was the same day you DG and Hector had her in the Sultan Suite Tripla. On the flight home DG told me she was on the rag and so you guys just put her on Hoover duty. Unlike you guys, I wasn't lucky enough to have two other alternates. I guess that's why you are the master and I'm the lowly grasshopper.

Your Kung Fu is superior,
Sterling

Catocony,

She agreed to anal in the bar, but claimed that she didn't understand what I meant by "completa" when we got in the cabine. And she said it with a straight face too. Geez! That's when I just pulled my condom off and rubbed one out on her back.

Sterling

I dunno guys. Centaurus is too expensive, and a little tacky with the decor (it is a brothel), but they do have some VERY attractive girls there. It's not my favorite termas, but I have had a few real stunners and was never disappointed.

One note however, my experience is if they insist on you pre-paying up front for a girl before you go inside, it is likely because the place is crowded and you will have to wait a long time for a girl or a cabine. When it's slow, they usually don't seem to ask. I just refuse to pre-pay for the girl and if they don't allow it, I go somewhere else (Luomo).

But you are right Sterling, put some fucking trash cans in the cabines!

Sandman- I never thought about the girls working during their period. How do you say in Portuguese, "do you have a pillow shoved up your pussy?"

RW

BadSeed....can you translate? I don't think it should be pillow though. More like a big wad of gauze.

How about "are you having your period"?

How about "has Aunt Flo paying you a visit?"

"I hear that you've been riding the cotton pony?"

"It's not that much blood, the condom won't break and I don't mind."

"STERLING THIS SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I WAS A TEENAGE" man they way you was trying to fuck a whore at Centaurus reminds me back in my days in grade school trying to get some pussy!on a date in the back seat of a car or in my folks basement.

Sterling, next time if a whore try some bullshit like that just( get up and tie your rope up and grab the phone and tell the whore fuck you bitch I am not flying on a 14 hours flight and then have to fight with a whore to get some pussy just tell her I am going to call the manager and tell him either I get to pick another girl or you tell this one whore to let me fuck her or refund my $$$ back.

I would do a KOBE BRYANT and place her face down and PUT a pillow under her gut and fuck her in her damn ass AND I AM TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THOSE ANGRY FUCKS and fuck the living HELL out of her asshoe.


Sterling, to be honest this is the 1st time I ever heard of a whore from Brazil not letting a John/TRICK get the pussy maybe she was on her period like some of the guys spoke on, I had it happen to me a few time but I made her give me the $$$ back or let one of her friend (PARTY) with us for free either way I am going to get my $$$ worth one way or the other.

Remember these whores need $$$ they have (babies/families/pimps/drugs/bills/etc.) they need to take care of they will push to the limit to WORK and sell their pussy to last second before their pussy get so RED AND BLOODY they must stop working.

This why I still can't and want understand
know matter how many time I read these reports and hear guys talk about and go on about how they are eating/licking/sucking/kissing these whores pussy knowing that a lot of them are on their period bleeding in some cases like a stuff pig knowing that she just finish licking and sucking 5 guys asshoe out(ONLY mins before you?????) that had some watery bodily waste discharged through his anus .

And then a few days later guys are walking around wondering WHY? THEY ARE SICK??? I am not a Dr. but I do think days of licking and sucking 6 whores bloody pussys the past few days and maybe it could be from the MANY WHORES THAT they kiss that took 40oz. of different guys cum in their mouth could have something to do with them being sick.

You can blame being sick on not eating or sleeping or germs you pick up on the airplane and all the other bullshit you can come up with if you want to if that make you feel better.

But, I been going to Rio before there was a club help and I have fuck girls that were 18 years old years ago and now they have daughters 18 I have NEVER been sick but then again I don't (eat or lick bloody pussys either) to each his own.


KidCisco

Confuscious say:

Wise man not read KidCisco post prior to mealtime.

KidCisco,

I couldn't help but notice the abundance of neon icons in your post. You wouldn't happen to be the interior designer at Centaurus would you? :-)

Sterling

KidCisco is getting his eyes tested in 2 weeks, and do not have to claim responsibility for anything till they are tested, and his prosac prescription expires.

OH