Introduction

Getting there

I have been to SEA several times since my first trip with Progman in February 2002. As with any destination, it becomes familiar after a while. Actions and attitudes begin to change and what was once thrilling is now just the same ol' shit. So, I was looking forward to this trip because my friend Porker was coming along!! From our time in TJ it was obvious we were VERY similar in our hobbying. Certain that taking a cherry boy through SEA would be a worthwhile experience, I viewed it as my civic duty to escort this gentleman around town and show him the little bit that I know. I found out his travel dates and booked my flight into BKK.

I decided to use BKK as my gateway since flights are much cheaper going to MNL from BKK. I called Orchid Inn and Dynasty Inn for rooms. The girls at the Orchid front desk now know my voice when I call and I arranged a room in the Jazmine wing for my stay. They do their best to accomodate me as I supply them with the BEST chocolate money can buy!! The call to Dynasty was also interesting as I know the staff there too and Ti made sure I was booked into my favorite room. It's good to be the king!!

Plans were made, laundry was cleaned and folded, and bags packed. Chocolate was purchased. I got to LAX early enough to grab emergency row. The business lounge was filled to overflowing and so I waited in the transit lounge to board. We pulled away from the gate 5 minutes late and soon the plane clawed its way into the afternoon sky to chase the sun west across the Pacific...

What to expect from this report

This is not going to be a newbie guide to Asia. Many before me have burned a LOT of time and bandwidth providing details on the nuts and bolts of traveling and hobbying in this region. Oftentimes, while traveling, I will refer to CH for information. Quite the valuable resource.

This is NOT a super-detailed breakdown of everything I did. If you want minutiae you should look elsewhere. Do not expect: "a 20db moan escaped her lips. Her arm stretched .35 meters to the table beside the bed, placing her hand on a bottle of water. Impulses traveled down mylenated nerves telling flexors and extensors in her arm to grasp the bottle of water, then bringing that same bottle to her lips..." Detail like that only makes my teeth hurt. Expect general information.

I will include details about the boom-boom, but usually do not include mention of condoms. This does NOT mean they are not used. I am saying this so I will not get flamed. If you STILL feel the need to flame... well, I guess I can always ignore you...

I have been leary about posting trip reports in the past. While nothing like many of the other boards on the internet, there are still MANY people willing to flame, bitch, moan and generally make a stink of it all. So, I have limited my reports to emails. Porker asked that I add to his report and so I'm gonna pony up and see how people feel about this.

I tried things on this trip I've never tried before (no Progman, this is NOT a reference to ladyboys!!) and am unsure whether I'll post these details. If I do it will be interesting to see how folks will react. Should be an interesting read, eh?

Hope you all enjoy...

E

Don't worry about the flames. There are many grumpy people out there.

One question I have right off the bat is 'have you reached the point yet where you can tell a REAL cherry ass from one that had already been broken in?' I think you got more 'prison love' on this trip than most prisoners ever do!

Umm Epimetheus... this doesn't sound like you at all! I think it's about time others read and envision the same gory details I have have been accustomed to hearing over the many years that we have known each other. Come on man! I want these readers to feel the same way I do when you get on a roll - to the point where they have to set their food aside and not drink any liquid lest they want their keyboard gummed up after spitting it all out from the laughter and awe.

Oh, and regarding the ladyboys… okay, keep those details out.

...(prog)

Porker - Prison love, eh? Well, my pillows were bit my MANY a lovely lady this trip!! The test I use to authenticate the ass as "cherry" is how much they complain before, how much they squeal during and how long the clean-up is after!! I've seen some girls just grin and bear it, while others try to jump off your dick and land one city block away.

Thankfully, I stayed out of those questionable bars in Thailand so I was the topper this whole trip...

Progman - I will do my best to make you jettison your lunch through your nose at least once.

As far as details of the lady boy encounters - you will hear ALL the facts, and NONE will make you heave!!

E