Sunday morning in Angeles, and despite my third straight night with a severe lack of sleep, I felt OK having breakfast with Epi that morning at the Orchid. While Kokomoz always seemed to have a bustle to it, La Cantina at the Orchid always seemed so laid back and relaxed. All this past week at work it took a LOT of effort to concentrate on the tasks at hand instead of daydreaming of lazy summer vacation days by the pool there watching little groups of Filipinas splashing about in the pool. GAWD I miss AC!

I was playing with my new toy, my cellphone acquired the day before and had a couple of texts already. I also sent a text to Flaca, and she informed me that she was home in ‘province’ and likely would be gone for a few days. Epi, always the voice of reason, asked if she was in Swagman Province or Oasis Province (hotels off of the Fields area), etc., and I admit I was wondering the same thing. I had mixed feelings Flaca being otherwise occupied, as I liked this girl quite a bit. But after the Airport Girl experience I was very leery about spending too much time with one girl. When was I going to start racking up numbers, anyway?

Epi had been having some fun with Santos girls on that trip, of course telling me all about it, sparing NO details, and he had introduced me to a couple of them in passing. His stories of the BJ’s a girl named Mackie could provide, in particular, were extremely interesting, and she had quite a reputation among a number of other guys I had talked to in AC that week as well. I had met Mackie and wasn’t that attracted to her, but I wouldn’t say she was butt ugly either (though her pics aren’t flattering), and I really had no plans to do anything but get a BJ from her.

So I called her and told her I was a friend of Epi’s and that I’d like to meet her later, and she said no problem, just let her know when. Epi’s ongoing extra-curricular adventure was to continue on that afternoon, so I left him to get ready for that and ended up hooking up with D’art to go find something to eat along Fields. On our way past Dirty Duck we ended up running into Mitch wearing shorts and a T-shirt, and my GAWD I wanted her even more at that moment than I had the day we had met her in the bar and she had been all over D’art. I thought to myself that I may have to go back and do something about that.

But while having drinks at Kokomoz that afternoon with some of the guys, I got the idea to try the Thai version of Vitamin V that Mr. J had given me the day before. I went upstairs and bit it in half and popped the first 50 mg. And then went back downstairs and called Mackie again, figuring she’d need some time to finish whatever she was doing, get ready and come over. Of course since she worked on Santos and Kokomos is like 50 feet from Santos, she showed up about 90 seconds later before I even had a chance to finish bragging to the guys in anticipation of the BJ I was about to receive! Interesting timing!

We were in my room seconds later, and I headed into the shower first, with her going last. I took a pic and then it was time to get down to business.

My comparison for blow job queens has always been Rosa Maria, the famous skanky street girl in TJ’s famous alley who while she has never really been able to find the right combination to get me off quickly with her oral skills, is willing to pretty much try ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, including full on SKULLFUCKING to get the job done. Well, I have to say, that Mackie makes Rosa look like an AMATEUR. The girl is the cocksucking champion of the universe as far as I’m concerned.

Things started out just OK, though. Mackie would suck and slurp and work it with her hand, but she was being too gentle and I showed her that I need everything done harder. She took the instruction well, and pretty soon she was going at it full bore. And with Mackie it’s not just the dick that’s thrown into sensory overload. Visually all you see is this mass of bushy hair speed-bobbing on your crotch and then there is this super LOUD sound that accompanies it while she rocks on the bed and slurps the cock at the same time. Epi can mimic it very well by pounding his hand on a wooden table, but I never knew what the hell he was talking about until I actually had the Mackie experience.

And she doesn’t stop or even frickin’ come up for air. I swear to GAWD that she kept sucking at 100 MPH speed for a full 15 minutes while only stopping for 2-3 seconds to catch her breath every 2-3 minutes. It was simply incredible. The chick must have learned to breathe through a dick! She was like an Olympic athlete, only a combination of a sprinter AND marathon runner. She sucked 100 MPH and simply DID NOT STOP.

But as good as this was feeling, I wasn’t sure I was going to be able to cum this way. Despite the little amateur’s successful efforts the night before, it isn’t easy for me to finish via BJ. I usually need some other sort of stimulation like a big fat tit in my hand (HERS, not MINE!!!) to add to the experience, and Mackie had no tits to speak of and besides, they were three feet away bouncing on the bed as she launched herslef on my cock.

So I stopped her for a second and asked if we could try something else. She looked up in a POOL of sweat and said, OK, whatever you want. And I had her lie back and let me ‘drive’. I straddled her chest and just started feeding her mouth my dick. We started off slowly, trying to see how deep she could take it, and pretty soon with little effort she was taking it nearly all the way in. Then it was literally ALL the way in. Then it was all the way in and she’d give a little suck after the downstroke. Man, THAT felt GOOOOD! Pretty soon we were doing THAT at 100 MPH, and I’m just thinking to myself at the time that I am SKULL-FUCKING THIS CHICK! And she had no problem with it whatsoever!!!

We had to adjust just once when her teeth were catching a little too much in the same place and it started to hurt and I was worried about being put out of commission for awhile, but I soon found the range again and started drilling for oil in her esophagus. And after a good 4-5 minutes of non-stop pumping (I’m telling you, this chick doesn’t even need to BREATHE), I FINALLY released probably the biggest load I’ve ever shot, spurting SO much that as I told Epi later I was wondering if it was all purely Jizz or maybe I had tapped some other liquid as well! I mean I came for a good 15 seconds, shooting blast after blast into this chicks apparently WILLING throat. And damned if she didn’t take every single last drop and then start sucking for MORE. SHE WAS CLEANING THE PIPE AFTER IT WAS EMPTY!!! Except that HURT!!! Well, didn’t HURT, but kind of felt like hitting your funny bone – gave me the willies! So I begged her to stop, and as soon as I got off her she headed for the bathroom and started HOCKING up the evidence. As Epi describes the sound, it’s like a cat and a hairball! VIOLENT choking noises! And of course, me, the PERVERT, really got off on that! Yeah, I know, I’m going to hell…

But of course 30 seconds later, Mackie’s back with a smile on her face. Incredible! We both showered again and she was on her way. I gave her 500 pesos, what I knew to be the Santos’ girls’ fee for short time. Epi said he usually tips 100 on top of that for her incredible efforts, but I since I had called her I had just assumed that she was keeping the whole thing for herself. I’ll tip next time!

But almost immediately after I finished with Mackie, my dick still tingling on overload, I felt the urge to actually fuck. The vitamin V was still in full effect and I decided that I was going to go look for Mitch to see if I could pull off a killer afternoon doubleheader. I got dressed and went downstairs and a couple of the guys were still down there and I told them simply that Mackie was a cocksucking gift from another PLANET – the only way to explain her talents. She has to be a frickin’ ALIEN or something.

But I was in no mood to shoot the shit, I was on a mission, and I headed into Dirty Duck, took a seat right at the bar, ordered a drink and sure enough, Mitch was in my face a second later, asking me where D’art was. I said he was a butterfly like she was, and that today it was my turn! I brought her down off the stage (she just climbs down from right where she is), and soon enough she has a tequila in her hand and pounds it. One more? HELL YES! And she starts grinding her PERFECT little ass against me as she waits for it to arrive. Of course there’s one small problem… I DON’ T HAVE THE BARFINE MONEY ON ME!!! OOPS!!!

So I tell her I have to go to change some money, that I will pay her barfine ASAP when I return and that she should change clothes and that I will be back in a minute. I don’t think the walk to Margarita Station (and back) ever seemed longer! I did calm down for a second though when Epi called me and said that his plans for the afternoon had fallen through. I told him what I was up to, and when he asked the girl’s name and I told him, he started laughing and said ‘she’s a piece of TRASH, you will have a GREAT TIME’. And I got instant cold feet (and was wondering if I should just RUN and save my pesos), but he qualified it by saying ‘Trash in a good way’, and suddenly, knowing Epi, I felt much better.

Of course when I got to the bar she hadn’t even started changing… So that took an extra few minutes. And then she tells me she wants to go barhopping first. ‘Uh, no, princess, we boom boom first, maybe barhop later’. But soon enough we’re climbing the stairs to my hotel (literally around the corner) and I am VERY excited about getting into this tight little body.

We do the shower shuffle, and pretty soon she’s naked next to me and then just takes over. I think she has done this before! She strokes it with her hand for a second and then gives it a couple of deep slurps (nice!) before deciding it’s time to climb on! So much for foreplay!

She was quite tight, but with her getting on top and Vitamin V giving me a bionic dick, I ended up sliding right in and instantly hitting the top of the elevator. She winced a little bit, but was soon finding the range and bouncing her little ass on my nuts. And I was simply going CRAZY, thinking God must REALLY, REALLY like me for providing me with this hot little teenaged cutie to bang like this!

I only managed another 5 minutes of pumping or so with Mitch before I dropped my second load of the afternoon, and of course the minute I finished I didn’t want much to do with her anymore. She started talking about barhopping and I started talking about taking pictures, and pretty soon we were making a deal that if she gave me a few pics she could take off and go home or whatever she wanted. She was a little shy about the pics, but finally said OK, and a few compliments on her tatts got her to open up just a little bit. I think I need to have some tequila in the room next time and hit the bottle before the photo shoot, as unfortunately I had yet to learn to perform well with the camera under time pressure from a chica. A couple more pics and she was getting dressed and out the door. After we exchanged numbers so I could hook up some short time before she went to work in the coming week. After all, 1000 pesos barfine and two ladies drinks was a bit expensive for short time in Angeles, and there was no need to play that game if it was possible to go around it.

After another Molly Malone’s dinner that evening Epi and I hooked up for some barhopping and when I told him that I hadn’t been to Nero’s yet, we headed straight there, taking seats at the bar. And it didn’t take but maybe a minute for me to notice the INCREDIBLE tits on a waitress in a rather conservative uniform standing behind us inside the front door. I mean they were HUGE, reminding me of Gloria’s at Adelitas, except these were surely REAL. The chick also had a nose ring and just an interesing look, and I think my mouth was dropping open I was so knocked out.

I called Epi’s attention to her and he wasn’t too impressed, but I told him I was kind of scared of her because her looks stood out so much. He told me to just call her over and buy her a drink, and I did, and she seemed to be really nice, if a bit quiet and standoffish.

Her name was Linda and she was 19, claimed to only have been in Angeles for 8 days but said she had worked in other places in the PI before. The more I looked at her the more she looked familiar, and I finally realized that I had seen her walking down Fields one day with a guy and she had turned my head. Huge racks tend to do that to me! Oh, and then there was the TONGUE STUD that instantly had me thinking of her flicking it against my dick.

This was pretty much the first girl I had sat with in AC that had been a bit indifferent about having a drink with me or accepting any cash I might want to throw her way, and that, combined with her looks was quite intimidating to me. Unfortunately I reverted to Mexico mode and started complimenting her and kissing her ass and telling her how attractive I thought she was. NOT a wise thing to do in order to get what you want from an AC bargirl… But it was becoming a challenge, and that was something I hadn’t really faced yet on my trip. I wanted to bed this one, and I wanted it pretty bad.

She started to loosen up a bit on the second drink, and she was one of the few that I met in AC that seemed to like to drink alcohol. Epi got busy with a dancer he had motioned over, and pretty soon he was saying goodbye, paying her barfine and having her meet him at the hotel. So I was soon flying solo.

Linda made fun of me a bit for drinking water, so I switched to rum and coke like she was drinking and told her I’d match her drink for drink from then on. By the third drink she finally leveled with me and told me that she was being standoffish because she had a guy that she liked that had barfined her a few nights in a row. I told her that I appreciated her honesty, but that I wasn’t going to leave her alone until she had agreed to come to my room with me. I told her that it didn’t have to be tonight, but that I was going to bug her until she said yes. And at that point I was perfectly ready to cut bait and come back some other time. But I figured I’d take one more chance and plant a seed in her head by pointing out that if the guy really gave a shit about her he’d have been to the bar already to barfine her, diba? She actually sat and thought about that for a second, and I decided that maybe one more drink would have it sink in further, so I ordered another round. I had been with her for a bit more than an hour now.

She had started talking a lot more now and I think the booze was loosening her up, plus the fact that she was making a little money off the drinks, though this chick was a REAL pro. I started in on the ‘other guy’ thing, and put it this way: ‘What time did you go home today?’ 12. ‘And what time is he supposed to come get you here?’ 12. ‘And what do you think he has been doing for the last 9 hours and will for the next 3?’ No answer. ‘And what do you think he’s doing right NOW?’ No answer. ‘He’s sitting with a girl in another bar, buying HER drinks and whispering in HER ear.’ ‘And do you know how I know this? Because I do EXACTLY the same thing!’.

As corny as all of that sounds, I am pretty sure she listened to every word of that speech and she told me a few minutes later that she had decided that I was right and the other dude could go to hell because of what I said, and I actually believed her. After that we really started to have a good time together.

As she was apparently quite friendly with the waitress that was bringing us drinks and I was feeling no pain at this point and I wanted to seal the deal with this chick once and for all, I asked her if she would like her friend to have a dirnk with us and she got VERY happy about this. And buying 2 ladies drinks at the same time instantly got mamasan’s attention and soon she was hovering around and sent over a drink for me. Ruh roh. I was becoming the conspicuously spending possible drunk, I better watch out!

But things were progressing nicely, and I was having a good time. It looked like my little challenge had been met by throwing a little time (2 hours) and money (less than 20 bucks in drinks for all of us) at it. Even if I didn’t get it this night, I was sure that Linda was going to be mine sometime soon, and was pretty sure it was going to be worth whatever wait I had to go through.

I ordered one last round and I told her that this was it, she needed to make a decision. And then I made the decision for her by offering to barfine the friend too and take her barhopping. Nothing like throwing money at the problem, huh, Porker? Both girls got VERY excited about this option and pretty soon they were changing and I was paying the tithe to Mamasan.

Of course while they were changing every gold digging waitress in the place came out of the woodowork. One wanted a tip for collecting the money for the bar tab, despite my second barfine having delivered all the drinks. I said no. Then three waitresses came up and said they wanted me to barfine them too as they wanted to go barhopping too. I told them they were welcome to come but they had to sneak out! Lots of giggles. Then one said I should fuck her instead of the one I was working on. I said let’s go to the CR for a sample. More cracking up. I guess drunk guys that throw their money around loosely are funny!

My dates come back in short order and I ask them where to go and they instantly say Blue Nile next door, so we head in there and have a drink. I buy some peanuts and these girls are VERY happy and having a good time. I’m a little bored, but having fun watching them on their night on the town. And compared to a night out in Mexico I haven’t spent SHIT yet and I have an allnighter with a HOT girl already in the bag! Life was gooood.

Until we headed upstairs to Blue Nile Executive, that is. This was my first time in that bar, and it was pretty damned nice. We got a table near the stage and immediately there were people hovering all over us. Linda introduced me to an old broad she said had been her Mamasan where she had worked before (I never figured out where that was, but it must have been Manila as pro as this girl was). Mamasan was super friendly and outgoing and I volunteered to buy her a drink, as she seemed to know my date quite well. Pretty soon they were dancing together on the stage and I was thinking that things were going VERY well. I even got to talk to the friend for a bit and she was a really sweet girl who told me that she almost NEVER barfined and that she was really grateful that I had brought her along. When they finished dancing, Mamasan gave me a quick neck rub and rubbed my scalp and my GAWD, that old broad had hands of STEEL! She asked me where I was from, and when I told her the US, she said ‘I LOVE Americans! My first barfine, Baltimore, MD!!!’ GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Soon enough the Papasan (a blonde Swiss guy) came over to introduce himself to the drunk big spender, and again the warning bells were going off that I was spending too conspicuously. But again, I was having a good time, and this REALLY wasn’t that much money.
The dynamic changed, suddenly, though, when a couple mintues later Papasan was back thanking me for a drink and our waitress was saying ‘Cheers!’ I quickly told Papasan quite calmly that this wasn’t that big of a deal as it wasn’t much money, but I never recalled inviting the waitress a drink or asking that one be sent to him. I then asked Linda what was up, and she said ‘but they’re my FRIENDS’. I told her immediately that it wasn’t about money it was about her simply inviting people over without asking. I asked her if she was planning to pay for her FRIENDS’ drinks, and she just started pouting. Strike one.

Papasan was very nice about the whole thing and said those tickets would be taken out and not to worry about it, but I was still a bit peeved at Linda. I leaned over and told her that we could have a good time together tonight but I wasn’t STUPID and that I wasn’t drunk, and that I didn’t appreciate her trying to milk me like that. More pouting.

I paid the bar tab and we were going to head back towards Pickup Disco, when all of a sudden on our way downstairs to leave through Blue Nile, Linda falls down the steps. And when she gets up she’s got two welts on her neck. And some American COCK is standing right next to her laughing. Although the guy’s a foot taller than I am, I get in his face and ask him if there’s a problem and he just shakes his head and walks away upstairs (luckily). I then turn around to make sure Linda’s not dead, and while she’s shaken up, and PISSED, she says she’s OK. I asked her what happened and she said that’s THE guy, and he had just PUSHED HER down the stairs. Strike two. And three. And four… Only I didn’t know it yet.

Linda insisted she was fine and we headed back up Fields walking to find a place they wanted to go to called Secrets bar, where supposedly the girls danced topless. Of course this was BS and Secrets was DEAD, so we headed to Pick Up for a drink there. And then it was off to one more bar where they had friends working before 2 AM rolled around and I said I wanted to call it a night. I was VERY aware that Linda hadn’t spoken two words to me since the stairs incident and I was watching the night turn into a DISASTER in front of my eyes. I gave the waitress 50 pesos for trike fare and a hug and a kiss and then escorted Linda up to my room at Kokomoz. Where the session from HELL was about to unfold.

And I saw the whole thing coming… In fact I saw Pete on the way in with this girl and I told him to look at his watch and see what happened. He just laughed a little and must have thought, what the fuck is he talking about? But I KNEW it was going to be bad.

I showered first and was naked in bed when she came out, and she crawled in bed and got under the covers with the towel draped around her. I quickly worked the towel off her and my GAWD the susus that I had been waiting to have to myself all mine were directly in front of me and they were indeed incredible. HUGE, incredibly FIRM, and all NATURAL, baby! While Linda was a big girl, 5-6 and sturdy, she was too young to be truly fat yet, just looked incredibly voluptuous.

Of course while I am going to town feeding on her tits, she is staring at the ceiling. I ask her what’s wrong, and she says ‘nothing’, and pushes my head back down to her tits.And continues to stare at the ceiling. I stop for a second and try to kiss her but she turns her head away. Uh oh. I touch her crotch and she pushes my hand away. Uh oh. Then she says ‘U have condom?’. I say of course I do, and go get one. She says “Put it on”. I tell her that she hasn’t sucked me yet and that she can put the condom on after that. She gets quite indignant and says ‘I no give BlowJob!!!’. I told her that’s not what she told me in the bar, and she gets VERY quiet. She tells me again to put the condom on. I tell her, ‘hey, it’s no problem wearing a condom, but you want it on, you put it on’. She gets indignant again and says ‘I no know how put on condom!!!’ I tell her ‘well, I guess it’s not going on then, huh?’ I then show her my completely flaccid dick and tell her that ‘baby, it ain’t going on when it’s this soft anyway. Are you going to do something besides just lay there to get it hard?’ Silence.

Now at this point I would like to think that in any other situation under these circumstances I would have just cut bait, threw the girl out, chalked up my losses and gone to find somebody else. I have done just that a couple of times with street girls in TJ – just handed them 5 bucks and left, no hard feelings. But this chick had REALLY pissed me of, and I kept thinking about all the time and money I had invested here and that the LEAST that was going to happen was that I was GOING to get laid! I was DETERMINED to grudge fuck her and make a point. And since were obviously beyond the point of no return as far as her attitude went, I pretty much decided I was just going to use her as a blow up doll.

I went back to sucking her tits and I started rubbing her pussy. She tried to move my hand again, but I got in her face and said ‘DON’T’! She started whining ‘U put condom’ again, and I said as soon as you get it hard. I figured if she didn’tlike my hand down there she’d REALLY hate me going down on her, and sure enough she just laid there staring at the ceiling as I tongue fucked her and slurped on her clit. Damn if it didn’t get a little wet, though!!!

I asked her again if she wanted to suck it and she just made a face, so I told her OK, then I guess we’ll just titty fuck for awhile, which she surprisingly allowed. And pretty soon my dick was gradually hardening while I rubbed it all over those LUSCIOUS tits. Soon it was hard enough to actually plow a little through the valley, and the idea of coming on Princess’s face was VERY appealing. But it was annoying how she was just staring at the wall.

So I started telling her what a cunt she was. Told her that whatever she was pissed about I had nothing to do with it, that I had been NOTHING but nice to her all night and that I had been DYING to fuck her all night. And then she got this attitude. I told her that if she wanted to be treated like a blow up doll, that’s exactly the way I’d treat her. Oh, and I told her that I had made sure with mamasan that she was going to be here all night. And if she thought it was bad this time, wait until I woker her up in two hours and we did it AGAIN. And that at 10 AM we were going to do it AGAIN!

I wasn’t sure if I could finish via titty fucking if she wouldn’t look at me, and I was torn between a great desire to give her a facial and a great desire to nail her to the mattress with my dick. I figured I could always return to titty fucking later if I had to and tore open the condom and tried to put it on before my dick drooped too much. Once inside her, though, it didn’t take many strokes to get fully aroused and seeing her wince every once in awhile made me even more excited. Pretty soon I was pumping away and playing the asshole customer talking shit to her at the same time! MAN I was glad this was the Philippines and she understood English!!!

‘You like that? You like that dick? You like getting fucked by me don’t you? You wanna get fucked ALL NIGHT LONG like this, don’t you? And the mouthy cunt actually said to me at one point ‘Up to you, Sir’! GAWD THAT TURNED ME ON!!!

Now I am sure this girl was not having a good time, and this was probably quite humiliating for her, and I realize I am QUITE the asshole for doing this and enjoying it. But I gotta tell you, that chick got WET. And damn if she wasn’t bucking her hips at the end! When she did THAT, I lost it and came almost immediately. And the immediate words that came to my mind as soon as I finished were: GET OUT.

She headed straight for the shower while I just threw the rubber in the trash and pulled my clothes on. I was running out of time. The clock said 2:45 and Camelot closed at 3. I knocked on the door and told her that she needed to hurry. She came out and started getting dressed and I started in on her again. This time she wanted to argue, saying that she was pissed off after she got thrown down the stairs. I asked her why she took that outn on ME, and of course she had no answer. I told her I had a fucked up night and that I was severely disappointed because I had really liked her.

But I also told her to get her ass out because I had to go find another girl. I told her she should call her boyfriend and have him come pick her up, and that she should wait outside so she could see the girl I was going to bring back.

Every time I think about that night I wonder what it might have been like for her to stay that night, maybe we would have ended up talking at some point. She surely would have stayed if I hadn’t kicked her out, and was a bit shocked that I did that. But anyway, I wasn’t curious enough to blow my shot at finding Airport Girl before her bar closed, the plan I had been forming since before we walked up the stairs to my room 45 minutes before. And as we walked down the stairs my watch said 2:56. FUCK! I had 4 minutes to get to the other end of Fields.

I made Camelot at 3:01, and the guard outside was telling me they were closed and the girls were going home. I told him ‘OK, so you want me to wait her and have the girl sneak out, or do you want me to go inside and pay the barfine?’ He made the very wise decision to let me in. And sure enough, Airport Girl was just inside the door ready to go home. And DAMNED happy to see me!!!

I found the little troll mamasan and gave her the 1K pesos, and 30 seconds after I walked in the outside door opened and all the girls went flooding out like it was the running of the bulls or something! Seeing that I kicked myself slightly for not having waited for AG outside, but there was nothing impetuous about waiting for a girl to leave work, and impetuous was VITAL in my mind at that point – much more important than saving a few bucks.

So at 3:06 pulled up a table at a Kokomoz and ordered a drink, looked around for Pete and when he asked how I was doing with AG draped all over me I simply gave a HUGE smile and said ‘Better!’.

Photo: Mackie 26
Photos: Mitch 27 28 29 30 31
Photo: Linda 32

Admin: Photos integrated

The grudge-fuck and skull-fuck combo!! What a man!!

Mackey is incredible, yes? I've literally driven her head through the headboard and into the wall and she just takes it like a trooper!! Pounding her face is quite the treat. Personally, I think she breathes through a hole in her back or through her ass...

I saw that guy with Linda the night before at M-station. She looked like a pincushion with all the shit sticking out of her face, but I too was smitten by her cans!! She had a look on her face that screamed "high maintenance" but I still wanted to fuck her. Glad you took this one for the team!!

I considered playing with her when we walked in, but I saw that you liked her and my dancer friend was FAR more friendly!! Did I mention that my dancer did a WONDERFUL job of shaving herself upon request?

I had a girl once put drinks for her friends on my tab. I got RIGHT in her face and said "Thanks for helping me decide how to spend MY money!!" I followed that up with about 1 minute of bitching out. Since she was along for barhop only she suddenly found herself no longer welcome in my group. UP 2 ME!!

Mitch is SUCH A PIECE OF TRASH!! I LOVE her!! She drinks like a fish, loves money, has a box like a clenched fist and can be buried in a "Y" shaped coffin. What's more to love!!

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I wonder if I am related to her.

This is one of the best reports ever written. I think I might have knocked the shit out of the guy for pushing her down the stairs or told the manager about it. She might have been pissed at you for not sticking up for her in some way, other than getting in the guys face...which she might not have seen. That Mitch girl looks like she has been around a while...tons of tatoos and she looks stoned. Great tits though. You got a lot of nude pics because you went for the veterans with big cans...smart move. My fresh off the farm girls wanted no part of nudity...although bribery could have been an option. As bad as that BJ chick looks, she still looks 10 times better than RM. I leave in 4 days and your reports are making my day.

Porker, I gotta tell ya, I am enjoying the shit out of your trip report. Makes me want to plan a trip back to the PI someday soon.

Well done...clap, clap, clap!

Guys, thanks, you're tough acts to follow and waaay more prolific in your adventures than I will ever be. I gotta milk this trip for all I can, and writing about it helps ease some of the depression over the fact that I can't go ANYWHERE for at least the next 4 mos.

Blazers, I got nudes and even porno shots of almost every girl I was with. It's true that most of my girls were pros who had been there at least 6 mos., and I only had one girl that was fresh off the bus (and she was LITERALLY FOB, didn't even have her ID yet so was freelancing. Working at Blue Nile Executive now). But I think if you try a little harder it wouldn't be that hard to get nude shots because Filipinas are SOOOO eager to please you. I'd just say that I'd be back home yanking it for the next YEAR and I'd want something to remember them by. Also, having the camera next to the bed made it seem pretty natural to just start clicking away. It's really not in their nature to say NO. As they say, better to ask forgiveness than permission!

While the girls in the next chapter aren't anywhere near top tier in looks, the photo session they put on for me was pretty damned awesome. Total cost was 700 pesos, but I only got to fuck one.

"The chick must have learned to breathe through a dick!"

That line alone is worth some kind of award.

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Blazers, Mitch's BODY is incredible, absolutely ZERO body fat, and her tits point straight at the sky. She's supposedly only 18 still, but Epi did her 6 mos. ago, and you're right, she probably didn't get those tatts (or develop an affinity for tequila!) back in the province. Her sister (see D'art's pic in Chapter 4 report) had been around for awhile and was I think 22 or so.

When I saw Mitch as I was checking out of the Orchid for my trip home she had a young Filipino guy with her who looked for all intents and purposes to be her boyfriend. Might explain why she wasn't around on the last week of my trip.

A couple of guys from the AC2 board swear that "Linda" is a former Ricks' Cafe girl of the month named Yolanda who formerly worked at Champagne. I can bring up the link here, but can't click on the photos to enlarge them at the moment.

http://www.rickcafe.com/angel%20jan%202002.htm

Their comments about her were that she was 'trouble' and a 'lesbian' and that she 'saw me coming'. Oh well, lesson learned!

Photo: Linda

Some updates: According to Epimetheus, Mackie is now married and retired. I'm holding out the 1% hope that she was just ducking Epi or will at least give me a command performance for old time's sake when I'm there at New Year's!

Also, re: Linda and Yolanda, I seriously doubt that they are the same chick, but from seeing a pic on another board, they sure as hell look like sisters. I would never barfine Linda again, but if she's around next time and doesn't hit me in the face, I'd buy her a body shot to suck those tits! They were AWESOME!!!