By Sterling on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 04:53 pm: Edit |
I wake up this morning with a big smile on my face because things are looking up. After two days of lame sessions I’m going to another VIP's Festa this afternoon. Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Life is Good!
While eating some lunch at Alcazar with BwanaDik and Kimo, Sandman and another guy sit down. I start talking to the other guy about general stuff and finally ask him his name on CH. At this point he mentions a name that is well known on this board. Unfortunately, he has since had to take a low profile, so I’m honoring his request for discrection and will just call him “Former Legend”. When he blurts out his name I think to myself, Holy Shit!….how many legends am I going to meet on this trip. After the appropriate level of ass kissing, I split with BwanaDik and Kimo in search of bikinis for this afternoons activities
To add an unnecessary level of stress to my day. My ATM card decided not to work. Fortunately, BwanaDik saved my ass and loaned me some money for the day. This guy is a saint! BwanaDik and I go bikini shopping then head to VIP’s. In attendance was Don, X, “Former Legend”, Sandman, Tank, Kimo, and several other non CH members.
The first wave of 12 girls shows up and many are the same as from last weeks festa. There are many kisses of recognition and things get started. I pulled a beautiful little 19 year old mulatto girl. She was really timid at first but when I got her in my apartment I figured she’d warm up. Well, she didn’t and I ended the session after a few minutes. She was really alarmed that I was putting my clothes back on and I explained that I wanted to go back to the Millennium Suite and get another girl. She really got her feelings hurt so I explained that I liked her, but I wanted to have sex with somebody less timid.
Well, that’s all it took. She attacked me and wouldn’t let me leave the apartment. She yanked my shorts down and started sucking my dick like her life depended on it. I kept telling her she didn’t have to do that. It was fine…we could just head back to the Suite. She wouldn’t stop though. A great session followed, much to my surprise. She even took it in that cute little ass of hers. I guess this girls knows how to take a little constructive criticism.
After our session we returned to the Millennium Suite to find complete debauchery. Two of the girls were on a sex chair. One was eating box and the other was pouring beer down her stomach and into the other girls busy mouth. Needless to say, cameras came out quick and BwanaDik and Sandman documented the experience in vivid detail. BwanaDik has since posted photos some of his photos here on CH. Ahhh….memories.
As if that wasn’t enough, two OTHER girls decided to take a cruise down cunnilingus lane too. It was a complete and total pussy polishing party and all of us guys were sitting front row for the show. Did I mention that we also had backdoor passes too.
After the show is over, “Former Legend” uses my apartment for a Dupla. The next time I enter the place I notice his girls have stolen all my condoms and lube from my gig bag. To make matters worse, the bastard has left two used condoms in the nightstand ashtrays. Back at the Suite, a proper scolding ensued about him being a bad roommate. He offered a hand job…I declined, and all was good again in our sinful little world.
A few minutes later, the time came to send these girls home. Frankly, we were all blown away. So much so that as they walked to the door, all the guys lined up and gave them a standing ovation. Their performance deserved far more, but that’s about all any of us could muster at the moment.
About a half hour later, the next 12 girls arrived and the fun begins all over again. I spy this really hot black chick with long hair and killer ass. They all go change into the bikinis and I lose track of her. I figure one of the other guys has grabbed her and so I focus on a smoking little morena. As I move in for the kill, X pulls a surgical strike and steals her right out of my jaws…..motherfucker!
A quick scan around the room and I see a cute black chick with short hair and a killer ass. I knew better than to wait and quickly pulled her out the door to my apartment. Another great session and back to the Millennium Suite we headed. Then, as they all got dressed to leave. I see the first black chick again. I recognized her ass from behind and off course her nice long hair. Then when she came over to kiss me goodbye I suddently realized that Holy Shit!, that’s the girl I just sessioned with. She had put her hair up in a bun when she changed clothes and I didn’t even recognize her. Doh!
After VIPs, I headed to the Terrace in front of Help. I wasn’t hunting, I just wanted to have few drinks and watch the show. I scanned the tables and didn’t see any other mongers. Just then FLHobbyer walked up and we decided to grab a table. A few minutes later the other guys started to appear. RobeWarrior and Kimo sat down followed by Sweetmesquite, “Former Legend” and Sandman. Later the elusive Godfather appeared. I had rented his place in BA a few weeks prior but had never met him. I was glad to have the opportunity to shake his hand. He had been spending most of his time in Rio with his girlfriend so I wasn’t sure I’d see him. Again…I’m glad I did.
We all shared a few laughs while we each decided whether to head in to Help. FL Monger and Godfather took the plunge while the rest of us hung at the Terrace. “Former Legend” was in rare form. Every time I looked down the table he had pulled something new from his bag o’tricks. First, a bottle of Havana Rum appeared. Then, a box of Cohibas made a brief appearance. Later a CD player and speakers graced the table playing a wide variety of lame ass white boy music. I kept expecting him to pull a 42” Plasma screen out of his ass. This guy took that boy scout oath way too seriously. He travels with more gear than Aerosmith. I’m sure he’ll be hiring road crew shortly.
By Sandman on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 06:43 pm: Edit |
The F.L. gig bag is infamous and you are right....you never know what he may pull out of it. Even after numerous trips, I still get amazed and I was an eagle scout!
Many thanks for letting us join you guys since we were kinda last minute additions. It was a great VIPs festa....I love em! Especially getting all the girls out of their bikinis. (My teachers always used to say "Sandman can't keep his hands to himself"...he he)
We just need to plan when you can return and we can do it again. I'll bet that little mulatta won't forget the Sterling pounding....!
Sandman
By Sterling on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 11:44 am: Edit |
Sandman,
I was glad you guys were able to make the festa. I don't think I laughed so hard as when you and FL were around. I'll definitely run with you two bulls in the future. In fact, give my best to FL. I've heard he likes it in the form of a reach around.
Sterling
By Sandman on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 08:00 pm: Edit |
Oh, I'll pass that comment along alright. Just don't forget, he is licensed to carry a concealed weapon (seriously)......OUCH!
to the next "running of the bulls"
By Gringasnomas on Saturday, August 16, 2003 - 07:11 pm: Edit |
Sterling your writing is hilarious. When are you planning to run with the bulls again?
By Sterling on Sunday, August 17, 2003 - 02:20 pm: Edit |
Gringasnomas,
Thanks, I don't have any date picked. I'm sure I'll head south as soon as the airfare get back in line with reality. I used FF miles last trip, the next one will take cash.
Sterling
By Gringasnomas on Sunday, August 17, 2003 - 08:23 pm: Edit |
Fall ticket prices usually drop. I got a great price to Rio in September. Keep us posted on when you're returning.