4x4 was my first stop, with “Former Legend”, Karl, Tank, RobeWarrior, Sandman and Hector. I sessioned with Sol. A blonde with a trailer park face but a great rack. She really pushed for an hour, and from her act in the boite I agreed. The session was so bad I walked in the middle. It started with a 20 second BJ with extra teeth. Then she only wanted to fuck in missionary. Every time I changed positions she would complain that I was too big. Honey, I’ve had this dick all my life…I know it’s not big. Too top it off…after 5 minutes of sex she asks me to finish. WHAT?…I thought I was back in TJ. At this point I got up and ended the session. I told her off and got the fuck out of there.

NOTE: I just happened to be on the same plane home as “Former Legend” and What’s That Smell. During the flight, “Former Legend” plays us a variety of “home movies” from his trip. This screening included a “tripla” that he, Sandman and Hector did while we were all at 4x4 that day. As the camera focused in on the three girls involved I yelped “That’s Sol, she was the worst session of my trip” and proceeded to tell him what happened to me.

He informed me that they ran into a similar problem only to find out she was on her period and didn’t want to be on top or bend over. Missionary is her “leak proof” position of choice. Well, they just screwed the other two girls and put Sol on dick sucking detail, (aka: Hoover duty). Talk about lemons into lemonade. That’s why they are legends.
Terma 61 was our next stop. I didn’t see my Halle Berry spinner from before, so I asked another girl to go get her. She appeared a few minutes later and I arranged to take her for the night. We grabbed dinner at Porcao, had a marathon session and fell asleep…nuff said.

Sterling, you know how to spot those girls on the rag! Now stop taking them to the cabinis and you'll be in fine shape.