I am pretty sure Airport Girl knew the score the evening before as I didn’t attack her first thing in the door and instead told her I was EXHAUSTED and wanted to sleep. But she seemingly had no problems with it and cuddled right up next to me as I grabbed a precious 3-4 hours that would still get me nowhere NEAR what I needed to catch up and stop feeling so drained all the time.

Of course I woke up early, and as always, merely having AG’s sexy body near me led to me feeling it up and soon after penetrating it. And as I have mentioned in previous installments of this report, sex with AG was constantly getting better. While it was certainly fun to have variety, I was getting pretty damned addicted to screwing her.

Breakfast at the Orchid followed as usual, and I brought AG down to join us this time. On our way past some bar tucked away a bit from the path to the Orchid, some grizzled old dude sitting around drinking with a bunch of other grizzled od dudes started whistling at AG and yelling something about how God could strike him dead for having witnessed something so sexy, or something to that effect. I am sure AG got this kind of attention in Angeles all the time and her response was to get a little closer to me and quicken her step, but I wanted to have a little fun with the old guy, so I pulled her back by the hand so we could go approach the old dude. She looked at me like what the FUCK are you doing, but I figured I’d give the guy a close up look and maybe make his day. I told AG, don’t be RUDE, say HI! She just started blushing, and the old guy let out a stream of compliments and laments that he was too old to do anything about anything these days and telling me to enjoy my good fortune. Thanks, pops, I will!

I recounted the story of the bitch from Hell from Nero’s to Epi as best I could with AG around, though I didn’t have to worry too much as her English wasn’t very good at all. I also told him that I thought I was becoming well ready to get out of Angeles and head to Thailand. The experience the night before of getting milked for drinks and having lousy sex had left a very bitter taste in my mouth about AC and some of the pros there and I was wondering what there was left to see after all of that. Epi tried to talk me into waiting the rest of the week, as he was leaving on Friday, but we agreed that we’d go to a travel agent and check out the possibilities and maybe he’d change his ticket.

I got a text from Mitch about 11 AM, wanting to meet up at 12:30 (concrete economic bene #1 of having a cellphone in AC), but as I still had AG at my side and wasn’t the least bit horny, I texted back saying ‘tomorrow’, but we wouldn’t hook up again for the rest of the trip. A damned shame!

I also got a text back from Flaca and I told her that I was planning to go to Thailand in a few days. She immediately told me to let her know when I was leaving and offered to go with me to the airport. Sounded like a plan to me! And she would also be out of my hair for the next several days too, giving me a chance to mess around in peace.

Monday was a pretty uneventful day after I kicked Airport Girl out (and I would notice later on that day that I didn’t even so much as ENTER a single bar that day or night!!! Unbelievable!), but I began to notice that there was a tickle in my throat, which scared me, and I went almost immediately with Epi to get some antibiotics to hopefully proactively nip whatever it was in the bud.

Epi also took me to his barber on Santos St., Romey, and I got a much needed haircut that I had been MEANING to get every day since I got off the plane but had always seemed to busy to actually do. I don’t remember the exact cost with tip, but it was just about one dollar, and it took Romey at least 15-20 minutes to cut it. I couldn’t believe he could survive charging such prices, and it wasn’t like there was a line out the door waiting after Epi and I were done.

While I was in the barber’s chair, a couple of Santos girls Epi knew came in and of course he started playing grabass with both of them. One was a giant titted chubby midget named Vicky that had been all over me since my first trip down Santos to take her up on her offer of a blow job with ‘swallow’. I had always refused because the chick was kind of fugly

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but the more I saw of her tits, the more I liked, and her persistence was growing on me. The other chick (Epi had done them together the previous day, I think) was moderately attractive and also had nice tits, but had some kind of burn or birthmark on her arm like a giant wad of chewing gum was protruding from her shoulder. This would be a deal killer for me, as it was about the least erotic thing that I could think of.

After dinner at Margarita Station (first of many), Epi offered to get me a couple of non-prescription pills to help me sleep that night and so we headed back to the Orchid. It was 8 PM or so and I had BIG plans for crashing early ALONE that night and hopefully recovering from the insomnia and impending sickness before both got out of control.

But on our way into the Orchid there was a semi-cute chica showing some serious cleavage standing with the Flamingo (the go go bar in the very back by the pool at the Orchid) welcome girls. I was in lust, and started asking her some pretty pointed questions, but Epi suggested that I take her inside and buy her a drink at the front bar and talk inside, which was probably a lot smoother in hindsight. Epi excused himself to go get my sleeping aids, and I bought my new friend ‘Lovely’ a beer.

Lovely said that she was a Las Vegas girl, but that bar was currently closed for renovations. I found out later that all of their girls had ended up at Bunny Ranch, but for some reason Lovely hadn’t. She said she was outside Orchid because she was trying to get information about working at Flamingo.

Pretty soon another skinnier chick that had been playing pool came over to talk to her, and she introduced her as her sister . She asked me if I could buy her sister a beer as well. At 35 pesos each, why the hell not. But soon enough the ‘sister’ had returned back to a tableful of guys to talk with them! Jeez, why didn’t THEY buy her a beer, I asked Lovely, and she said she didn’t know. Awhile later the ‘sis’ was back, and kept trying to talk to Lovely in Tagalog, interrupting the deal I was trying to strike with her. Finally I just told sis that she was rude to not sit with us after I bought her a drink and then that she was interrupting our conversation and would she please either speak English or just shut up! THAT got her attention, and damned if she didn’t sit there quietly for the next few minutes before starting in on the exact same yammering right before we were set to leave. Aaargh!

Lovely was a bit touchy throughout our whole conversation, constantly seeming offended as I brought up words like ‘short time’ and trying to figure out what she would or wouldn’t do in the room. Sorry, Babe, this ain’t a ‘date’, but I tried to tell her that I wasn’t doing any of this to be rude but rather because she made me horny. She also seemed hypersensitive to the fact that I had found her in the street rather than in a bar, and she kept telling me that she wasn’t like the girls you could pick up in the street in AC, that she was ‘classy’. Whatever.

Epi came back with the meds, saw the skinny one and told me quietly that he didn’t know the one I liked but the other one was ‘trouble’. And the skinny one would relate her version later saying that she had thought she had negotiated a bigger tip from Epi than any rational monger (much less a vet like Epi) would ever agree to. Learn English, baby!

Finally Lovely and I got down to the deal: 500 pesos for an hour or so including BJ and pics. But of course right as we were about to leave the Sis (supposedly a former Volcano waitress) started bitching and whining. Best I could figure out was that she didn’t want to be left alone to freelance on her own, and was worried (?) about Lovely and how she’d find her again later as I wasn’t staying at the Orchid.

I suggested a solution, that the skinny one could come to my room and hang out there and maybe take some pictures of us, but that I wasn’t going to pay her anything. I figured she’d tell me to go to hell, but instead she happily accepted. What do you know???

So soon enough I was parading these two girls up to my room at Kokomoz.

First thing in the door Lovely was telling me she didn’t want to do nude pics. I said whatever, I’m not going to force you to do anything, but that was the deal I thought we had struck earlier. Let’s just play it by ear.

I got a couple shots of them together, then some of them both clothed.

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Immediately after each shot the girls DEMANDED to see the results, and the result was them SQUEALING in excitement and trying to pose the best they could for the next one. Pretty soon Lovelywhowouldn’tposenude was whipping out a boob here and there, though at first I couldn’t show the face with the boob. This was getting funny, as every rule would completely disappear a second later!.

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Somewhere about this time D’art came in and I seated him between the girls and told him we were taking some pics. He told me about his little incident with the drunken Aussie at Misty’s, and it looked to me like he was still shaken up over it. I offered to let him stay and witness some of the fun, but he excused himself and we agreed to meet in the morning.

While Lovely headed into the shower, the ‘sister’ started posing for me, and the next thing I knew she was topless and unbuttoning her pants and posing on the bed!!! HELLO! THIS could be fun!

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Lovely got out of the shower soon enough and initially said no pics without the towel. Of course a second later she was on the bed posing topless. I told her we could erase any shots later that she didn’t like. OH, what a sweet mouth you can have sometimes, Porker!

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The next rule was that Lovely wouldn’t take any pics with her panties off. I said OK, no problem, but it’s my turn to shower, and time to get down to business when I get back. Sis asked if she could smoke and I said uh, NO, and she pouted for a second and said she’d wait downstairs. Of course she was back two minutes later, right as we were getting comfortable on the bed. I told sis to start taking pics of this, and she indeed took several, but then ended up disappearing into the bathroom for awhile a couple of times (it turned out she was smoking in the shower! YUCK!!!). This wasn’t too bad, actually, as she kept wanting to talk to her sister in Tagalog while she was performing on me, and this was quite annoying. I have never really had a HOT time in a threesome, and there always seemed to be unnecessary distractions that took away from my enjoyment of any particular thing. And a third person in the room always seemed to make me nervous.

And this time also, it became apparent soon into the session with Lovely that I was going to have a hard time finishing. She blew me for a good 10 minutes, and while the head was pretty damned good, as I have mentioned before, it’s difficult for me to finish that way. Titty fucking came next, but while they were chunky ol’ tits, they weren’t exactly optimal for titty fucking as they were a little too soft and not QUITE big enough. Lovely wouldn’t have had much tit if she wasn’t so chubby.

So then we screwed, but with the ‘sis’ yammering away at her and losing a bit of an edge when we wrestled with the condom, this wasn’t what I had hoped it would be either. I figured it might shut Sis up if I got her involved a little bit, so I offered her 200 pesos to take her top off and let me play with her tits while I screwed the chubby one. And while this was a LOT of fun, something just wasn’t working. So it was back to BJ and titty fucking, but after 45 minutes of various sex acts on the bed I just decided that trying to yank this load out of me probably wasn’t wise and told them, OK, just a few more pics. And I ended up getting a couple of them kissing each others’ tits in a pretty sexy pose, and then Lovely on the bed naked.

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I ended up getting a bunch more pics as they were getting dressed, and ‘sis’ (there was no WAY that these chicks were sisters!) decided that she was going to put in a panty liner, and of course, as soon as her pants were down, we had to get a pic of that, didn’t we??? One of Lovely peeing also turned out pretty nice.

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When we were done, I uploaded all the pics to the PC in the room, and soon enough they both were DEMANDING to send some to their ‘boyfriends’ via email. I told them I didn’t have all night, but I would send three apiece for them and maybe they could come back some other time and we could try again. They were EXTREMELY excited about all of this, and I don’t know if I ever witnessed happier bar girls in any country.

I got dressed and walked them downstairs and had to get change for a 500 to give the skinny one her 200 pesos. I figured any tip was taken care of by the use of the PC and the sending out of pics. I had half a mind to go back later and send some of Lovely sucking my dick (sis had taken a FEW nice shots of us together), but I decided that would just be mean.

When we were all done I took my sleeping pills and immediately called Epi to come see the results of this photo shoot. He came over a few minutes later and didn’t seem all that impressed. While I was talking to him I started to feel really punchy, and Epi told me that my speech was starting to get very slurred like when I was drunk. Pretty soon I asked him to sit at the computer so I could get on the bed because I was feeling VERY tired, and in the 3 feet from the chair to the bed I thought I was going to fall over. Epi said if I hit the floor he wasn’t picking me up! I did manage to get up and let him out and turn out the lights, but 30 seconds later I was passed out asleep. FINALLY I would get some quality sleep.

She thought D'art wanted a beer and there was no opener in the room so she opened it with her teeth. See photo 44 (photo shoot #14).

Also, Lil' Porker was replaced by a stunt double for the action shots. Doing nudes wasn't in his contract.

Porker, you magnificent bastard!! I had made up my mind to go to Rio in March for my first out of Mexico/Caribbean hobby trip. But after reading this, so far, epic trip report, you've got me already waffling. Keep up the great work!

This chapter should have been called "A Tribute to Master Bates" So far your pics have been great, couple of girls with Butta faces and great bodies but overall excellent pics. BUT TODAY....I almost lost my lunch. Those were a couple of the nastiest looking Filipinas I have even seen. I will give you serious props for persuading these girls to do nude pics...kudos...and some action shots. The BJ/Titty fucking pic is great.

Blazers, I warned you at the very beginning! I have never minded girls being chubby if they had big tits. I thought Lovely was kind of cute, actually, but yes, she was chubby and will get quite fat soon (she was only 21). The other one certainly needed make-up! But she was just along for the ride. I draw the line at skinny AND ugly!

But if you think these chicks were bad looking, you better not click on the photos of Vicky in Chapter 8! And some of my Thai girls would make Master Bates instantly hop on a plane and make a beeline for Pattaya!

But like I said in the title to chapter 8, sometimes you have to pay attention to what the DICK tells you to do and not just search for trophy girls or girls you think will look good in a report.

El_apodo, thanks. As I mentioned in the intro, if money wasn't an option I would have probably picked Brazil also. But I don't think the GFE of Angeles can be beat anywhere in the world (I don't see it in the Brazil reports), and I doubt sex anywhere on the planet can get a whole lot cheaper.

Porker

Actually did the math after seeing the copies of your pics and her name together again - Lovely is a T-bird that's FAMOUS!! She looks a little different, but her performance is LEGENDARY!! I would recommend placing her with Rachel from Blue Fox and Rowena of Club Amore (previously Blue Fox) and have a T-bird show that's unparalleled!! Be sure to keep her sober though as she'll get VERY BOSSY when liquored...

Vicki is an ugly girl that's shaped like a football. When I was with her and she made those lip smacking sounds after I gave her that "alternate" load and I still can't stop laughing!! "Yeah baby, I cum a little bit..." hahahaah!!!!

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