This was by far my most interesting day in Rio. I woke up feeling substantially better and decided to force feed myself at the full buffet down in the Restaurant. Its not too bad a layout, although pricey for Rio, but not out of the ordinary for a Marriott. I did feel some nausea when three ugly, overweight, pasty-faced American women sat down at the table next to me. I hadn't seen an American woman since I cleared customs on Thursday and after the blissful 4-day respite I was more than a little repulsed by their presence in the restaurant. They made me so appreciative of the cariocas that I headed down to Alcazar a little earlier than usual.

The crew slowly began to trickle in the consensus was that this Monday would be a good day to hit Terma 4x4. So, just after 2:00 SweetMesquite, Sandman and I grabbed a taxi and headed downtown. I was happy for this for a couple of reasons. One, I really wanted to see 4x4 and two, I hadn't left Copa/Ipanema since I got in on Thursday and wanted to see some of the city. Basically, just in case I ran into someone at work or somewhere who had done a non-mongering trip to Rio and if asked I could say I had gone to such and such museum, park, etc. It never hurts to build a small cover story, just in case. It was a real quick trip to 4x4 and on the way in I ran into UWPhoto and BedBreaker, who must have heard on the mongerwire that 4x4 was the designated location for the day. Once inside we ran into Don and Aldaron, who was stopping by on his way out of town - or not!

I didn't like 4x4 at first. The place is a real maze and not as nice and neat as Luomo. However, the garota selection was excellent. As has been stated before, there is every body type and color available in this joint. If they could get some slightly longer robes so you don't have to walk around in your boxers the place would be near perfect.

We all hung out in the bar a bit. Sandman had his Pocket Rocket out and was buzzing the garotas whenever one got within arms reach of him. I started chatting with this dark-haired little hottie, she had the whole Indian girl thing going - high cheekbones, perfect skin, cute smile. However, one of her regulars walked in and she bolted on me. After a half hour or so my hornyness got the better of me and I chatted up this quiet blonde who was standing off to the side. Real nice ass and tits and had a cute face. I think her name is Luma and I decided to go whole hog and take advantage of the one-hour cabine rental. Not a bad deal, and if you get a room before 5:00 P.M. they wave the R$30 entry fee. We hit the room and did a nice full-contact shower together (I love the cabinis with the private shower!) and hit the bed. It was kind of funny - we had a room at the far corner of the terma and the racket from the street was unbelievable. Horns blaring, people yelling, good stuff.

Luma was the best sex of the five terma girls I did on this trip. Excellent blowjob skills, really got into it. She loved the 69 action and fucked like a beast. I actually had a bruise on my chest for a couple of days afterward; she did cowgirl and I mean literally, with one arm on my chest holding her up while she kind of waved the other around. She also had a completely bald snatch, which is really great. Two pops including one tit spraying and we grabbed a second full-contact shower and relaxed for a while and waited for the phone to ring. Real nice girl. Great session all around.

I went back to the bar and ran into about 200 people at the door. When I went up at 4:45 there were maybe 25 guys and 30 garotas and now the other 70 garotas had showed and the place was packed as hell. It was night and day compared to earlier. Most of the guys were up in the rooms but I found Sandman in the back by the stage. He was still buzzing clits with the Pocket Rocket and the girls seemed to enjoy it quite a bit. The show started and it is pretty awesome - one girl was pulling a string of ben-wa balls out of her twat while another was dry-humping the metal pole on stage. Great fucking stuff!

I sat down and was drinking a bottle of water when I noticed this blonde dancing pretty much by herself and for herself right at the front of the stage. She was staring off into space and moving at about 1/5th speed of the other garotas. I just sat there and watched her for a couple of minutes. Luma sat down and we chatted for a little while and she mentioned she lived over in Copa and that we should get together that night. I made plans to meet up with her at TA when she got off work and everything was set. I was still checking out the blonde dancing and she smiled and as soon as Luma got up and left she came over and sat down. I really wish I could remember her name but I couldn't understand a damn word she said. She's not a carioca or paulista and I can't remember where exactly she's from. She has a rock hard body (she told me later that she kickboxes as a hobby and I believe her - firm all over) and long blonde hair. She was wearing this red leather-like bikini and when you combine that with the body and this strange, otherworldly stare I was a little fascinated by her. Even when I was talking face to face with her she was looking right at me but the 1000-yard stare was still there. I had to investigate this further so I took her up for a standard 40-minute session.

There was nothing standard about this fucking session - I was about to experience the freak garota of my trip!

It took a couple of minutes to get a room as she was arguing with the woman at the desk about getting one room or another. We walked upstairs and the freakiness commenced. She snags a couple of extra towels from wherever, strips me down and watches to make sure I showered to her specifications. Then she asked me lay down and wait 10 minutes for her to get back but not to worry, the clock on the session wouldn't start until she gets back. No big deal I think, I figure she wanted to grab a shower in the back. However, when she came back about 10 minutes later, it was a little more involved than that.

She came in, still in the red bikini but had added a see-through red lace top - and a black leather dog collar around her neck. Hmm hmm. She had a pretty large bag with her as well, so I figure she brought some candles, dildos, whatever some of the girls bring with them. The 1000-yard stare is still in effect as she comes over to the bed and lays down and did a full penis inspection on me. I passed, I guess, because she got up and proceeded to take off everything except the dog collar. This chick has one awesome body with a completely shaved pussy (is this a 4x4 requirement?) and some rather large labia. She says something and comes back over to the bed and just inhales my cock. She's drooling all over the damn place and just as it gets good, she stops, backs up to the end of the bed, reaches into her bag of goodies, pulls out a makeup kit - and spends about 3 minutes reapplying lipstick and liner.

What the fuck is this, I wonder to myself? She's mumbling something so after she gets her makeup fixed she crawls back up and once again does a crotch dive on me and starts the BJ again. This chick is really good so I'm just hoping her lipstick doesn't get too out of order and she has to stop again. After a couple of minutes she does stop and says something along the lines of "corporal massage, please" I'm not sure if she wanted me to give her a massage or her give me one, but it did appear that the blowjob portion of the event was concluded.

I roll over and I see out of the corner of my eye that she has fished three different bottles of massage oil out of her bag of goodies. Hey, this girl takes this seriously! She oils herself up like she's going to swim the Channel and then starts pouring the stuff all over my back and legs. She lets out a little yell and jumps feet-first onto my back and starts doing a little walking massage. She wasn't bad but I've had about 500 massages in my day from my Korean girlfriends and I'm always a little concerned about the walking on the back portion, especially when there's no bar hanging down to control balance and weight. Not to worry with this girl as she then plunks down and gives me a real nice Thai-style massage, using her tits and twat to do most of the rubbing. She really got into it and was seriously sliding all over me - nothing like a hydroplaning garota! This does on for a couple of minutes until she rolls herself down in an upside-down 69 position with her pussy on the back of my head - and buries her tongue in my asshole.

Getting my salad tossed is not something on my list of things to do, so I put a stop to that nonsense after a short time. I roll over and at this point am a little fearful of what else this girls going to do but I really want to fuck the hell out of her. She retreats to her favorite spot at the end of the bed and just sat there on her knees, staring and smiling, then crawls back up, starts to blow me a little, put a condom on me - and turns to her right and bites me on my left shin. Hard. Then she barked. Like a dog. Twice. I guess that explained the dog collar.

Some mongers would have bailed at this point but not this tuff guy!

She then hopped up, straddled me, and from a standing position plopped straight down onto my cock. Excellent aim! I've always wanted to be on the landing platform of a flying fuck and now I had been. She immediately starts screaming at the top of her lungs and rides the absolute shit out of me. We have about a pint of massage oil on us, plus who knows what else, and she just treated me like a human dildo. Now at this point I'm just along for the ride and I shoot my load and am wondering what the post-sex will be like since the foreplay and intercourse were exceptionally interesting. She hops off and I reach down to pull off the rubber - and it is long gone. We're both looking around to figure out where the damn thing went and I'm playing a gynecologist on her pussy trying to see if the fucking thing was lodged up in there. Readers, I shit you not - I have no idea where the rubber went. For all I know the damned thing vaporized. Maybe it's still up her cooze. I have no idea.

If any of you see a hardbody blonde with long wavy hair walking around outside 4x4 who looks like she may be a little pregnant, keep the information to yourself. Also, if you have a session with a girl who fits this description and when you're done and taking off your rubber and you find two rubbers, let me know because that would be funny!

So, I'm back in the shower, trying to get the massage oil out of my ass and she hops in and joins me. Now, I'm just using the soap that was in there but not her - she pulls a couple of different liquid soaps out of her bag, one for the body and one for the face. After the shower she takes a solid 8 minutes reapply makeup, body lotion, everything and anything you can think of from a cosmetics standpoint. I'm smiling from ear to ear at this sight before me and finally she finishes and we walk on back to the bar.

The place was pretty out of control by now. It was closing in on 7:30 and I wanted to get back to the hotel to have dinner and figure out plans for the evening. I relay a few highlights of my session with BedBreaker and UWPhoto and decide to get out while the getting was good.

He,he I told you things would only get better and better.
So you don't remember her name? Anyone else know her?

This is what I have been waiting for.

Also, I had a very similar "disappearing rubber" experience. Apparently when I pulled out, she swiped it off, but I had no clue and only saw a bare cock. I started feeling around her pussy to try to find it and she just looked at me funny and pointed to the trash can. This girl's slight of hand and mis-direction skills were better than David Copperfield.

Aldaron, the problem is that she had a baffled look on her face as well, trying to figure out where it went

We looked for about a minute and then gave up the search. It's a mystery that may never be solved!

(Message edited by catocony on August 16, 2003)

Vaporized!

Now that's the kind of over the top, all-true story I like to hear. I'm always amazed when people don't believe these sorts of stories. The nymphos are out there, guys. It is our job to find them.

Great fun, Cat. Your story reminds of that scene in "The Man Who Loved Women Too Much" where Kim Bassinger turns to her husband, snaps the leather belt that was accidently glued to her hand and says to her shocked spouse: "We gonna do sumthing different tonight."

I can just imagine the same look on your face. LOL

"...snaps the leather belt that was accidently glued to her hand and says to her shocked spouse: "We gonna do sumthing different tonight.""

Remind me to make sure I always have a clear shot for the exit door.

Good story Catocony but probably better that it happened to you than to me. I would have freaked at some point once it became obvious that the girl was serious.

This is a good example why I would never get into the bondage angle. I can maybe fantasize about doing someone while she is lightly tied down. Lightly fantasize. But there is no way I am going to get caught with some potential psycho who decided that afternoon to go "all the way" with her next customer.

Boys,

Calm down, calm down, there was no bondage involved for either of us. She wore a dog collar, barked a few times and bit me on the leg. That's psychotic, not S&M/bondage

OK, it's cool. I hope you had her tested for rabies just to be on the safe side.

Congrats Cat
I squirmed a bit while reading DG's Irish Bondage story, but your Canine Copulation & Condom Conundrum takes the cake.
GNM

She's so easy to spot at 4x4, I wonder how many Hombres have done her since (or before) I posted my report? I would like to hear some comparisons and contrasts.

I guess some mongers don't get their ass licked and write about it. Non-tuffguys, of course.

Does she DFK???

Was her name "Marv Albert"???

There's no telling what bizarre fantasies are swirling around in this girl's libido. If you let her go all the way with her nefarious erotomanic obsessions, you would end up impaled, bloodied, pierced, dead, and maybe dog food.

I don't think we kissed at all.

"Why does a dog lick your face?" "Because it just licked it's asshole"

I try not to DFK girls who lick my bung.

Most of the girls I've been with at MC and 4x4 have done dived into my bunghole (some of them are quite into it). How do you know where their tongue was an hour ago? That's one reason I get there early.

I wish I had known about CH before--I was in Rio over the 4th of July, alone except for my girlfriend from the previous trip (she lasted two days), I think I spotted some of you guys around MP and TA, but of course without your colorful handles. It'e easy to recognize those of us on the same mission.

I'll be there again starting on Thanksgiving--anyone else?

Hunter you will be one of many hunters out for the annual "Thanksgiving garota shoot"!

Which is why I plan to be there a week or two earlier to shoot my ammo! But don't worry, there will be plenty of game to shoot at when you get there!

sf4dfish, hewhoisinSPrightnowshooting:-)