Despite my previous night’s disappointment with the Mandarin threesome, I was quite excited waking up on my second day in Bangkok, though as I had almost my entire trip, I woke up severely early. I felt good however, having taken a nap in the early evening the night before.

As I figured Epi wasn’t up yet, I headed two blocks down Soi 4 to use the internet (the place across the street next to Melody UK beer bar was charging 200 baht per hour! Insane!) and then came back to the restaurant in the lobby of Dynasty for breakfast which would have pretty consistently decent food in the several meals I ate there the week I was in Thailand. I ended up running into Epi there, and while we couldn’t speak as loudly as we did poolside at the Orchid in Angeles City, there was still lively conversation and I relayed the story of how I had been ‘too big’ for the Mandarin girl and how the other had turned into Dragon Lady. I confessed that I had half a mind to check and see if I could change my ticket and return to the Philippines as I was missing the GFE there and shocked that I had spent close to $200 on my first 24 hours in Bangkok, and 4600 baht on girls and barfines alone. As many of the members on the Asia chat board on ClubHombre would say, Epi encouraged me and told me to give things more of a chance and suggested that we head to Pattaya the next day, which if nothing else, would certainly be more affordable than Bangkok.

I had only one thing that I wanted to do that day, GET LAID, and I had a good idea of exactly how I wanted to accomplish it, by seeing the world famous Eden Club. But having spent what for me was a near budget busting amount on girls the day before, I was nervous about the amount that I would be spending there. Even at the afternoon price of 3200 baht (again, the exchange rate was 41-1 during my stay in Thailand) for two girls, that was nearly my entire budget for a day, and I still had the hotel and food to pay for and the entire night’s entertainment after that. PLUS, I had read some stuff on the board about management cracking down on pictures at Eden, and I wasn’t too excited about going someplace without being able to take pics. But I admit that all morning I had ‘left side of the line, right side of the line’ firmly on the brain, and was wondering to myself what the ‘line’ actually looked like.

Despite having nothing else on MY agenda, Epi didn’t appear to be in any hurry despite me chomping at the bit to be outside the door of Eden at opening, and I ended up waiting in my room hyperventilating while he cleaned up and got ready. And by the time I bought a little fanny pack (Blazers’ favorite fashion accessory!) for my camera and 4 generic viagara -- biting one of the round red pills in half on the spot at a pharmacy (600 baht for 4) around the corner on Sukhumvit, and we had walked the 6 blocks or so to Eden, it was 1:30 and they had already been open for a half hour. Surely that half hour wouldn’t make a difference, would it?

Well, as we approached and the two girls hanging around out front headed back in, Epi asked the receptionist chick if we could have a lineup and about a dozen girls took various positions on either side of the ‘line’, which actually runs up the wall in the lobby. Now I am not generally super picky about the looks of the girls I select, and normally, a good look at some big natural tits gets me excited enough. But looking at what Epi would tell me was a bit of a depleted lineup, one thing that seemed to be quite absent was big natural tits, and focusing mostly on the girls on the left side of the line (the girls who were supposed to be available for anal), there certainly weren’t any that screamed out to me “I gotta have THAT”. And if I was going to bite the bullet and spend 3200 baht and have to pick girls on the spot based on looks, I was going to need some inspiration I hadn’t seen.

But the kicker came when Epi asked about some guys waiting at the bar and if maybe we could wait for a bit too and the desk girl saying that we almost HAD TO wait because the rooms were occupied. Fuck! So that’s where all the girls were! I KNEW I had wanted to be there at 1 PM when the place opened! For the ONE time on all the LAAAAZY days on this trip, time actually seemed to matter for something and I had screwed up.

I quickly tried to let Epi know that I wasn’t much in the mood to wait around there and we excused ourselves and said we’d maybe try back later. Man, I was disappointed, but figured it had been my own fault for not being there on time.

Epi asked what I wanted to do at that point, and as I had taken that viagra, I actually STILL wanted to get laid. But I also wanted to head back to Eden to look in a bit later too to see if things looked any better and we could at least get a room on demand. Epi suggested that Pantip Plaza was a damned good way to spend some time in the afternoon and remembering Xenono’s raves about that place I figured it’d be fun to see. So we hopped in a taxi and wound our way through midday traffic and arrived maybe 20 minutes later. The fares in Bangkok always seemed to be about 50 baht or less for everywhere we went, though one time it was a whopping 80, though I can’t remember where that was too/from – bottom line is that taxis were dirt cheap and every one we were in had decent A/C.

Upon arriving at Panthip Plaza it became readily apparent that every rave I had ever heard about the place was accurate, and the sheer SIZE of the place and all dealing with computers and electronics and gadgets and software and music and video, etc., was DAMNED impressive. I had heard about the piracy crackdowns at Panthip Plaza, but also had heard that things had just gone slightly underground, and as far as I saw, this was completely true, as vendors were actively marketing illicit stuff and then bringing back copies from some other location once you actually agreed to buy something they displayed.

As usual, hanging out with Epi was a trip and watching him haggle for several minutes with some sweet little saleschick over 30 baht was severely funny considering she was MAKING SHIT on the deal anyway and he’d give back any discount by splurging on some minor convenience (HE’S THE GUY too lazy to walk the two blocks to use the internet, preferring to walk across the street from Dynasty and pay an extra 140 baht per hour for the privilege) a few hours later. But from watching him bargain with the salesgirls (and we pretty exclusively stuck with the young, pretty retail workers. Hmm, I wonder why!) you would think that HE was the pauper among us obsessing about money!

Epi wound up buying a cheap Chinese knock-off hands free device for his phone (which got radio reception somehow…) and several brand new in the theater DVD’s, which obviously was a crapshoot as to the quality.

As I wasn’t in the market for ANYTHING that cost more than about a dollar and wouldn’t take up room in my luggage, we only stayed at Panthip Plaza for about 90 minutes, but I am severely glad I had a chance to see it and would encourage anyone finding themsleves with some time to kill in Bangkok to do the same. If you are into electronics stuff, or any of the things I mentioned before, you will jizz your pants walking through that place!

But I had a viagra aided boner to worry about taking care of. While Epi was talking to this HOT girl picking out his DVD’s I had the INSANE desire to bend her over and rub my boner against her AMAZING looking ass. It wasn’t too long after that that I told Epi that I needed to try and get laid NA.

So we jumped in a taxi and headed back to the general vicinity of Eden. The whole way I tried to tell myself it’s ‘only money’ and that it will probably be the greatest 80 bucks I would ever spend in my life, and to think of all the money I had PISSED away on crummy times with Mexican chicks and that this was a SURE THING. But upon entering, I wound up chickening out.

Quite a contrast to the first time, I saw something I really liked as a tall, skinny chick with tattoos (from the RIGHT side of the line) was smiling at me with dancing eyes that said she was going to RAPE ME. And I actually picked her and she got all excited and actually JUMPED for joy and excitedly went to pick her partner… which kinda bugged me. I KNOW this is the standard way they do things at Eden, and I KNOW it’s a good idea for the girl to pick somebody she’s comfortable with and that’s what makes the whole system work, BUT… I was put off by the way she just took it for granted, and I decided right there that I was going to just take HER and her by herself and also had the immediate relief that this would only cost me 1600 baht rather than 3200.

I also decided that in an instant when I wasn’t sure if ‘my’ girl was picking a girl from the left side of the line or not, as she was straddling the line the whole time, which seemed kind of weird to me. And the girl she picked was kind of scary looking to me. She was VERY dark, had wild bushy hair and an over the top boob job, and I HATE fake tits. I DESPERATELY wanted a timeout – things were moving WAAAAAY too fast for me.

I had talked to my old friend El Pelon about Eden while we were in AC together the week before, and he had told me something that had stuck in my head, saying that he thought he was ‘the only guy in the history of Eden Club that had only taken ONE girl’. But THIS was exactly what I had decided to do. I had never really had a good time in the handful of situations where I had had multiple girls at the same time. I FAR prefer concentrating on one at a time, and I liked the skinny one a LOT more than the boob jobbed bush girl. And I also figured that 90 minutes of sex with the one I picked for 1600 baht was going to be a MUCH better deal than 3200 for adding a girl I wasn’t sure I even liked.

So I told them, uh, WAIT, I just want the first girl. And the chick at the front desk shocked the HELL out of me and said you HAVE to pick two girls!!! WHAT??? EL PELON ONLY PICKED ONE!!! But of course, I wasn’t going to WHINE or argue, and I felt like I was being slapped in the face when they told me that, turning down my business. My immediate desire was to turn around and walk out, and I did just that after I talked to Epi for a second about what he wanted to do. Something that I never thought I would believe in or would happen to me in Thailand, but I had ‘lost face’!

Epi had told me that he was going to take a minute and look at the lineup and maybe stay and session and I told him I was going to get something to eat at the previous day’s restaurant and would wait for him there if he decided not to stay. Epi would have me on a suicide watch later that night when he told me that not only did he STAY but ended up having the BUSH GIRL THAT I TURNED DOWN picked as his second girl and that she was not only a left side of the line girl, but that she was an absolute ANIMAL in the room and that it might have been the best session of his LIFE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SUCH A CHEAP BASTARD???

But besides having a burning desire to get laid, immediately after I walked out of Eden I wasn’t too down about the decision I had made. I thought their ‘you have to pick two’ policy was offensive and stupid, and while they could run their business any way they liked, I didn’t HAVE to partake and that I’d spend my meager baht (I’m sure they won’t cry about ME!!!) elsewhere.

The restaurant on the corner of Soi 5 and Sukhumvit was awesome yet again, and after a quick lunch I headed back towards Dynasty to check out the beer bars near the hotel on Soi 4. I ended up walking down to a place called Bus Stop, which was a huge open air place that wasn’t visble from the road as it’s behind a big wall, but which looked like it was set in the middle of a botanical garden somewhere. I liked the place immediately, though I was sweating like a pig having walked all the way from Sukhumvit/Soi 5.

There were about 25 girls working there that Monday afternoon, and they all seemed to be employed as waitresses and also did bartending work. The girls all wore street clothes and 80% of them were quite attractive with 2-3 HOTTIES. The place had a number of customers having lunch, and while my lunch had been very good, the food at Bus Stop looked really good too, and I was a little wistful that I had already eaten.

My first waitress was very friendly (though kind of chunky and wearing lots of makeup) and brought me my COKE (Curious, it was too hot to drink beer!) and a cold towel. She hovered around the table for a bit to gauge my interest, but I wanted to check the place out and she was soon busy doing her other waitressing tasks. There was one young-looking girl in particular that I was interested in, but despite staring in her direction for about 10 minutes straight, she would return absolutely NO eye contact or come within 20 feet of my table. Bummer!

Soon enough, though, another waitress was bringing me another cold towel, and hung around the table for a bit afterward to see if I had any interest in her. I did, as she was cute and had a very nice smile, and what certainly looked like a decent body in her t-shirt and jeans. She wasn’t the hottest girl in the place, but she had approached ME and was certainly attractive enough to invite for a drink, so I did. She fetched her own drink and soon joined me at the table.

She got the standard questions out of the way (and as it was the first time I had heard them that day, I didn’t get annoyed and answered them honestly!), and I started in on her with the bullshit. I asked her how many times she boom-boomed the night before and she told me she hadn’t boom-boomed in a month! I said that she must be horny then, and she said ‘MAYBE”, with a huge grin! This might get interesting, I thought. I asked her how many times she liked to boom boom in a night, and she said the obvious and classic Thai answer ‘UP TO YOU’, and I told her that a girl that went with me had to boom boom at least 5 times! Her eyes got very big and she feigned fear. Sweet!

I continued with this line of bullshit and said I had boom boomed 5 times the night before, but had taken two girls so it wasn’t too bad for either one of them. She told me that maybe she should only go short time with me because she didn’t want to get sore! I told her that she needed to boom boom more than once a month and maybe she wouldn’t get so sore! This was kind of fun, and while we were speaking kiddie-style pidgin English, it was indeed an actual conversation in English (something I worried about being able to do in Thailand before my trip).

I told her that I was looking for the most beautiful girl in the bar for that night, and asked her if that was her. She said no, the most beautiful girl in her bar wasn’t there that day. I asked her if that girl had been barfined the day before, and she said yes, and I said “Oh, she probably go hospital cuz boom boom too much”. She started laughing really hard, and I told her maybe we should go visit “#1” in the hospital and started holding my crotch and mock crying and saying “OWWWW”. It seemed funny at the time, and my little waitress friend had a great smile and laugh.

I said that she must be at least “#2 most beautiful in bar”, and that since #1 was in the sore pussy ward, that today she was #1, and that I could either go with her or go to hospital to look for #1. I told her that maybe she would have to go to hospital tomorrow!

I then got slightly serious and asked the standard questions, whether she wanted to go, would she ‘smoke’, etc. All answers came up positive, but she kept telling me she couldn’t go long time that night and had to go home at 6 PM because her kid was being watched by her sister. She was so sweet looking, though, that everything she said I believed and it came across with ZERO attitude on her part. Finally I asked how much, and was quite surprised when she said there was no barfine there on weekdays (YIPPEE!!!), and when I asked how much for her, she again said “UP TO YOU”.
But I had to expose THAT bullshit right away, so I asked, OK, 200 baht!!! And she then said that she never went with ‘Farang’ (the only time I heard that word used all week in Thailand) for less than 1000 baht. So much for “UP TO YOU”!!!

Looking at my watch, it was 4:55, so this would give us almost exactly an hour before her pumpkin time, and while I would have preferred to have paid less of a tip for such a short window of time, the absence of a barfine made it seem like a decent deal, so I said LET’S GO.

As she was already in street clothes (I LOVE BEER BARS!!!), she was ready to go almost immediately, simply telling a friend she was going and would be back and then grabbing her purse. Moments later we were entering Dynasty and she was leaving her ID at the desk while I got the key.

I have no idea what this girl’s name was – as always I had a brainfart on Thai names – and I had been calling her #2 for the last half hour, continuing my running joke. We traded showers and got down to business, and #2 quickly became my best session in Thailand. Lots of kissing, sucking of various body parts (including a damned good BJ) and sex in several positions. She had a great, fun attitude, and seemed to enjoy herself quite a bit as well. I was almost sad when I finished and knew she had to go, but it was probably for the best as I was then completely free afterward to go find somebody else. After her shower we kissed a little bit and I paid her the 1000 baht and she headed downstairs by herself.

It was about 6 PM at this point, and while not really hungry, my stomach was quite upset (lots of acid) as it had been for the last several days if I didn’t take food with the antibiotics I had started in the Philippines when my throat had gotten sore. So I decided to go downstairs and have a snack while maybe running into Epi coming back from Eden. But I finished my food and there was still no sign of Epi, so I figured I’d go back to my room and try and take a little nap. I ended up sleeping for a couple hours and woke up to a ringing phone and Epi GUSHING over the session he had with bush girl at Eden. BASTARD!!!

We agreed that after a quick clean-up we’d head out to look at talent and soon enough we were strolling towards NEP a block away when Epi said he needed to hit the ATM first. So we made a right on Sukhumvit and headed the couple blocks to the ATM just past the restaurant at the (extremely classy looking) Landmark Hotel. On the way we passed Top Inn massage and I saw Tan in the lobby and we stopped in for a second and said hi and I told her I couldn’t see her for at least a few days as we were leaving BKK the next day. Man, her smile REALLY melted me and all thoughts about how she had tried to gouge me for 2000 baht for a handjob the day before were forgotten.

Walking out of Top Inn’s lobby, though, we saw a REALLY hot looking young girl and a kind of ugly friend heading in the same direction as we were towards the ATM, and Epi and I both commented on the tall, pretty one with REALLY nice, firm tits. As Epi headed into the ATM they were actually waiting outside to do the same thing, and I wondered for a second if this rather stunning girl could actually be a regular chick? So I struck up a little conversation and the girl was SUPER friendly and not bitchy at ALL like I kind of expected her to be as she was so hot and I was hitting on her in the street and all.

I told Epi we needed to wait for a second after they headed into the ATM after him, and pretty soon I was asking where they were going and could we join them. The cutie said they were going to a friend’s bar, and that sure, we could come, and while the friend was surely a no go for Epi and I think he was a little envious of me getting to the hottie first, he agreed to tag along for awhile to see what happened. Pretty soon my little sweetie and I were strolling hand in hand walking down Soi 4 to a VERY SMALL and rather deserted beer bar a couple blocks past Bus Stop.

The bar was actually rather nicely appointed and they had a nice stereo playing some pretty damned good music. There were about 3 working-age chicks there when we got there and weirdly, a complete ABSENCE of guys. And the thought crossed my mind, was this a lesbian bar or something? But my ‘date’ was apparently quite interested in me, and it seems that all we really did for a half hour there was stare at each other and smile while getting to know each other a little bit. And the other chicks didn’t seem to be lesbians as they were quite nice to Epi, who was on his best behavior that night for some reason.

My girl was supposedly a G-spot dancer who had the ‘night off’ that night and was just hanging out with her friends. She was supposedly 21, from Bangkok, and lived at home with her parents who didn’t care that she stayed out all night. I kept joking around with her that I wanted to get married, but that we should have our honeymoon that night, and her English, again, seemed good enough that she understood.

Eventually I had to pierce the illusion of romance, though, and interview my new ‘love’, and was almost immediately shot down, as she said she had her period, whoch explained why she wasn’t working. FUCK!!! I invited her to my room anyway and said maybe we could have ‘other’ sorts of fun (I might have settled for just kissing, actually, that’s how hot I thought she was), but she said no, we’d have to do it some other time. I told her I was headed for Pattaya the next day and wouldn’t be back for a few days, but I wanted to call her when we got back. She claimed not to have a phone… DOUBLE FUCK!!! But she told me to meet her at G-spot when I came back and we’d have our ‘honeymoon’ that night! THAT could work!

As we weren’t apparently getting anywhere in this little place, I said goodbye and we left, presumably to go back to Nana, as per the original plan. Of course first thing out the door Epi started fucking with my head by continuing a theme he had HINTED at in the bar, that my young, pretty girl wore a lot of makeup for some odd reason, had ultra firm tits that were possibly fake (they were REALLY, REALLY nice, and I would have bet big money they were real, and I had felt enough to know that the firmness was in part due to a thick bra), was as tall as me, and had hands as big as mine (I have small hands). He didn’t come right out and say it was a dude, and I don’t think he even really thought that, but I was CERTAIN it was a chick, and the hottest one I would end up talking to in Thailand. Everything she might have told me may have been complete bullshit, but I was cursing my luck about the period thing the whole week later, and VERY much looked forward to seeing her when I returned to BKK from Pattaya.

I never made it to NEP that night, though, as we stopped off at a beer bar on the way where the primary action in the place was focused around some Brits playing pool, ignoring all the girls. Epi and I came in and sat down, and got SWARMED by every girl in the place, and they were NOT shy girls! I immediately had one on my lap, started kissing another, and had ANOTHER put my hand on her ass! THIS was FUN!!!

It took a couple of minutes for the bite to come re: ladies’ drinks, and when it did, I didn’t see any way in hell I would say NO, as this was the best mileage I had had on my whole trip in a booth and I hadn’t bought them ANYTHING yet.

While I’d say most of the girls were doable, and there were a couple of hotties, I was so much in sensory overload at that point that it was hard for me to distinguish what exactly my plan should be. For awhile it seemed like this was just going to be a grabass session, but somehow I started noticing that about the third girl that ended up on my lap was REALLY cute, and that she was the only one that seemed shy in the LEAST about putting her tongue down my throat. I also started noticing that her body was soft in all my favorite places, and having my arms around her body and running my hands over it felt REALLY good. When the others finished their drinks I cut them loose (to their dismay) and focused my attention on P.

P apparently had the worst attitude of all of them, was considerably more shy and reserved, but the more I actually got to see (and feel) of her, the more I was convinced that this girl was DAMNED cute and had a body that was incredibly sexy to me. It took me awhile to figure all this out with all the chicks hanging on me, but I decided that if the interview with P went OK that I had found my girl for the night.

But P wasn’t convincing me that she wanted to go. She feigned jealousy over all the other girls that had swarmed me, and I told her that they had been dismissed, hadn’t they, and who had my undivided attention then? I asked her why she wouldn’t kiss me like they did and she said she was shy in the bar (hmmm… I had heard that before somewhere!) but did really want to go with me. She asked me if I wanted long or short time, and like always, I told her it was up to her and told her I’d pay 1000 ST and 1500 LT if she decided to stay. She said I should pay the bar and we’d go (it was either 400 or 500, I’m not sure I remember). I informed Epi of my plan, and he said he’d leave too in a bit, but was going to finish that round of drinks with the three girls still surrounding him, but probably leave alone. As I was paying the barfine I grabbed the drink tabs and paid those too (I was tired of Epi grabbing every check), and the damage for all that attention came to about 1,000 baht for the two of us and a ton of girls. Pretty damned reasonable for the fun we had, and SURELY beats the hell out of ringing the damned bell in AC!

As soon as we crossed the street to head back to Dynasty, P was obviously bothered by something, and for the first time (and possibly the only time) in Thailand I encountered a communication problem. She was complaining, and said something about her feet hurting and wanting to eat. I understood about the food thing, and said I could buy her food later, but re: her feet, I told her it was only like 2 blocks to Dynasty. But she, of course, kept walking PAST Dynasty, and I figured, OK, she’s REALLY hungry and I guess I’m getting her food NOW – if she got something cheap, of course!!! But she walked straight by the food vendors in front of NEP too! WTF was going on???

FINALLY she stopped right before the corner of Sukhumvit and started talking to some guy selling shoes, and immediately I’m thinking “WHOA! WHOA! WHOA, we MAYBE, maybe, MAYBE shop in the morning, but somebody has work to do first!!!” and I told her I wasn’t buying her shoes. She totally ignored me and kept talking to the shoe guy and pretty soon she tries on one and then hands the guy HER shoes and some money (no more than 200 baht, but didn’t see well) and then takes my hand and starts heading back down Soi 4! I guess her feet really had been killing her!!!

And everything was GREAT after that. And I got an incredible surprise in the room, as after lights went way down low and showers were taken and we were buried DEEP under the covers, P’s tits were FULL ON FUCKING D CUPS, AND SO FIRM THEY STUCK STRAIGHT OUT WITH ABSOLUTELY NOOOOO SAG! I mean they were so firm that I had NO clue they were even half that big sitting next to her in the bar and walking with her from the bar! Works of fucking ART!!!

And P the shy girl in the bar quickly warmed up in the room, basically repeating everything my short time girl that afternoon had done, although I spent a considerably longer time playing with her incredible tits. This was far from the most passionate session I ever had, but I had a REALLY good time with P, and it had many GFE elements to it – kissing, DATY, and she gave some pretty damned good ‘smoke’. She still always seemed a bit reserved and detached, however, and having just come from Angeles, I was left just SLIGHTLY disappointed.

After we both showered after round one (and I still wasn’t sure if she was planning to stay or go) she cuddled up with me under the covers and jammed those awesome tits right against my chest, obviously not planning to go anywhere. She answered a call a couple minutes later (Mommy worries, supposedly…), but was soon breathing heavily and rhythmically with her body entwined with mine. This most definitely did NOT SUCK!!!

I dozed more than slept that night – it still was difficult for me to sleep with a girl in the bed, but I never really considered leaving and heading out to do something like I usually did in Angeles. Of course the bars closing at 2 AM might have had something to do with that too.

One thing I kept thinking about that night was about the smell and taste of the Thai girls I had encountered. It was a bit of a bitter taste in their mouths and pussies, and there was a corresponding smell too. I was sure it must be something dietary, but it seemed weird to me that it was the same with almost every girl I had been with so far. While I didn’t think it was awful or anything, I wondered what the heck it was, and I didn’t really like it that much – and it was a lot different than the Filipinas I had gotten so used to that smelled and tasted ‘normal’.

Eventually about 6:30 AM I decided that I was horny and it was time for round two, but P basically told me to let her sleep! While I was fully horny and had wood ‘a cat couldn’t scratch’, to use one of Epi’s favorite phrases, I didn’t really want to use my little princess as a blow up doll, so only slightly miffed I got dressed and said I was going out to check email and have some breakfast.

And that was the plan. But I was horny, dammit! So while I KNEW I should just wait for a little while and then try again with P, I also remembered seeing Tan from the Thai massage place walking past her place the night before on the way to the bank and talking with her for a second and then coming back two minutes later with the HOTTIE from the ATM on my arm and parading right in front of her. I figured getting a massage and seeing that smile would be a lot more fun than using the internet! Oh, and getting her hands (and if I was VERY lucky, maybe her mouth) on my dick, of course…

As Tan had told me she worked all night, it surprised me a little bit when she came downstairs (after being summoned by security) with her hair all mussed and eyes squinting, having obviously been stone cold asleep and awoken to come service me. I told her I didn’t mean to wake her up, but she assured me it was OK and to come upstairs. She got me a towel and led me to one of the little sectioned off compartments in the COMPLETELY quiet room full of (I assumed) sleeping masajistas, and put on some music while I headed for the shower.

I told Tan I only wanted the one hour Thai massage this time, thinking that maybe I’d have more money to tip for a possible BJ when the time came. The air conditioning wasn’t set nearly as high as the last time and it was much more comfortable that way. A couple minutes into the massage (I got her to start on my front again), I actually noticed the music for the first time, and I swear to god they were playing instrumental Xmas carols dead smack in the middle of July!!! A “TIT” moment if there ever was one. As I certainly didn’t want to have time for extras come while listening to “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” or “Hark the Herald Angels Sing” and laughing about the absurdity of it, I waited a minute or two and asked her to change the music. She seemed puzzled and I tried to explain, but not sure I got my point across. She did put on something different though (innocuous jazz crap), and at least I could concentrate on her hands on my body which, as before, felt pretty damned good.

Time for extras came about 40 minutes in again, and I THOUGHT for a second that I had gotten her to agree to smoke me, but she insisted again that she wouldn’t. I asked her to take off her top, and she shushed me again (like before) but did take off her bra, giving me fuller access to them as I pushed her shirt all the way up. And MAN, they were nice!!! Soft, just slightly saggy full B cups.

I was no pushover about cumming quickly this time, though, and she patiently kept rubbing my joint and alternating hands for what I’d say was a good twenty minutes (working up quite a sweat in the process) before I actually was able to pull the trigger. And getting my cock yanked for that amount of time would leave it a bit tired and tingly for more than 24 hour hours after.

As it ended up being about an hour and 20 minutes since I had gone upstairs until I was dressed and came down, and after she had worked so hard to get me off without a single break while yanking my cock, I gave Tan 1000 baht again and headed off to do as I had originally planned and check email and eat.

As I was finishing eating Epi came down on his way to use the ‘net and said P had asked him where I was when he had called my room, saying I had said I was going to check email and be back and that I had been gone a long time. Nice to know she was up and missing me, and while I was SOOO not horny, I headed back to my room. She was awake with the TV on and apologized profusely that she had ordered some food that was on its way, but that she hadn’t expected me to be gone so long. She was so frickin’ cute and sincere sounding (and I felt SLIGHTLY guilty about the massage and handjob), that I just told her to shut up and kiss me and not to worry about anything. She complained slightly that the food was coming, but we got a little busy after that and I was just on the verge of calling a halt to things because of a lack of a boner when her food arrived. Good timing.

She sat on the floor to eat, so I went over and sat next to her and basically just admired how damned sexy she was until she was done with her food. I had taken half of a vitamin V upon entering the room and figured that timing was OK to start up again with her, and sure enough, a minute after she was done eating, we were fooling around on the bed, and the V had rescuscitated the already quite happy Mr. Happy. But while V could help in the wood department, the leche factory was a different story, and while we went at it for a good half hour, I tried to learn from past mistakes and not try to extract a load merely for ego purposes, which would TOTALLY drain the tank for the better part of a whole day afterwards.

I left 1500 baht under he purse and told her that I would try and see her again when I got back from Pattaya, which she asked me to repeat because she didn’t believe me. As I thought her tits were WORLD CLASS I was pretty sure that I would want to have them again after a few days of variety in Pattaya, so I had no problem telling her I would look for her when I got back, and she made sure to give me her phone number too. I took a couple of pics as she got out of the shower and got dressed, and then she was off and I headed out to find Epi.

Day two in Bangkok was a HELLUVA lot better in the sex department than day one, but I will probably ALWAYS kick myself for passing on Eden, mostly to save a few bucks, instead of listening to the vets of the board and ‘just doing it’. But as I prepared to head to the sure to be cheaper delights of Pattaya that afternoon, I was basking in the glow of a nice overnight hookup with a big titted hottie and with an overall very positive feeling about Bangkok and Thailand that was totally absent the day before. This place was growing on me!

Photo: Bus Stop 120
Photos: Beer Bar P 121 122 123

"I said that she must be at least “#2 most beautiful in bar”, and that since #1 was in the sore pussy ward, that today she was #1, and that I could either go with her or go to hospital to look for #1. I told her that maybe she would have to go to hospital tomorrow! "..........Just so you know, I am in "Cofee World" in Bangkok using the internet and a green tea frappucino just came squirting out of my nose after reading that quote. I cant access any of the Thai pics from this place...wanted to see if maybe we fucked the same chick at Mandarin...I have already barfined 2 girls there.

Porker, you passed on Eden? Say it ain't so. The woman was right you know. You HAVE to take two girls. That's what it's all about. The essence of Eden. Plenty of other places to get a single.

Next trip?

You are going to be like the amazing Athos that told us all about Brazil, except you will have done all of SE Asia.

Please save some for us.

OH

Passing on Eden was indeed a mistake and I violated one of my favorite rules of mongering while doing so: DON'T THINK TOO MUCH!!!

Maybe I'll get another crack in December. Anybody know if they jack up the prices on Xmas day? In any event, maybe that's my xmas present to myself?

Porker The prices are always the same - contrary to some bars in LOS. If someone told you he took only one girl upstairs he was not truthful. The policy at Eden has always been two or MORE girls for every guy. Since Marc has been there at least he says he never makes exceptions. The olnly way you can get one girl is take out for LT after 10PM. Even then Marc tries to get you to choose two.

Your report continues to be superb !! As always cannot wait for the next installment. BTW-- Your pooying selection is also getting better IMHO !!

Not to say they were bad before. It's just that I still cannot get into Filipinas ,being around a fairly dizzy bunch of them all day and being awakened at 3 AM by some Filipina nurse who can barely speak English.

Murasaki and another friend of mine raved about Eden. I probably have to experience it. I passed up on Eden last time, dunno, the chicks and the place just didn't turn me on when I was there. I'm not too much into porno type sex(dildos, facials etc.)

-DJ

Filipina nurses , KM, they turn you off? Too many of them here in L.A.? I very briefly dated one when I was in my 20s. I thought they are pretty nice .

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I've also encountered several Thai girls during my jaunts who had the type of world class tits that you write about. They look and feel absolutely unreal in terms of their firmness, perkiness and fullness. There is something in the water or something because they are just phenomenal and I haven't seen them like that elsewhere.

Oh, a photo of a couple of gals with unreal titties were posted by me -- "Aug2002 9" and "spellbound3". Merlin

Porker, the only difference in prices on Christmas day in Bangkok are the barfines. Most go-gos raise the fine to 1000 baht for both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Of course, since this is the high season, hotel prices are somewhat higher than they are during the rest of the year.

There was no upping of the prices at CPII, where I spent the best Christmas afternoon I've ever had bonking Tip. "Santa Baby, won't you cum on over..."

Sigh. Memories.

Murasaki out

Khun, the guy wouldn't lie, he's not at all like that, and he's no rookie, and he was very sheepish about telling me about it, saying he was like a LOSER because he only picked one girl!

And don't worry, I'll get back to iffy looking fat girls, probably in the next chapter!!!

The girls from Eden were GREAT together!! The one that Porker waved off actually has JUMBO natural titties and is the horniest women in Thailand!! She came 5 times in 90 minutes!! I ended up fucking her AND her friend in the ass soooOOOooo many times I'm not sure where one ass ended and the other began.

E