July 26-August 9
Introduction: I have been a member of Club Hombre for a few months now, and I love the site. I’ve been reading with great fun the posts on Costa Rica, the chicas, the new clubs, massage parlors etc. and some of the incredible stories written by our fellow enthusiasts.
A bit about myself:
-45 SWM
-I have money, and am a lot less inclined to negotiate anymore. I don’t have the energy and what is another $25 or $30 anyway. Sorry boys, personal preference.
-I’ve been traveling to Costa Rica for 8 years now and have visited the beautiful country over 15 times. I love it.
-I’ve done the unthinkable (only during the first few trips!) and fallen in love with a few tica’s, wanting to ‘import’ them, only to have my hopes dashed by reality once I got home.
-I purchased a home in the Guanacaste region, overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Great place to take a girl on the road for a short trip to the beach!
-I shipped my Montero to Costa Rica 4 years ago so I can have reliable wheels when I’m down there mongering.
-My Spanish is probably intermediate, could use some more study.
-I discovered a nice jewelry line that I began importing to the U.S. and have built a nice business around. So of course I have to travel to Costa Rica twice annually to search for new and exciting merchandise. You know, a business trip. : )
Front of house
View from the house
My CR car
Favorite Hotel: Del Rey
Favorite Room: 604 top floor with semi-private patio
Favorite Bellman: Manrique, the short kid. Great guy, great interpreter. Will help anyway he can.
Favorite Restaurant: Tin Jo
Favorite Bar: BM
Favorite Casino: Don’t have one, they all suck; but they’re fun…
I guess you could say I’m wired once I get down there. All the comforts of home!
A few of my do’s and don’ts:
Do’s:
1. I buy candles once I’m in CR to use in the rooms; adds a bit of romance to the session.
2. As many others have suggested, small jewelry trinkets as gifts from the states go a long way. I prefer shopping at Claire’s boutiques, there’s one in every mall. I buy several ‘Y’ necklaces at about $6.00 each. They will also supply you with small jewelry boxes (broken down flat, easy to pack), along with pink tissue paper for wrapping them nicely. Sweet!
3. I pack a small CD player with speakers and bring plenty of Latin music. The chica’s love this extra-added touch when giving a massage and having sexo.
4. Massage cream: Johnson’s has this new incredible baby lotion gel (lavender) that is a great massage lubricant.
5. Candy: I buy an assortment of bite size candies: chocolate, butterscotch, etc. Again, the chica’s love candy.
6. At this point in time, if I am not in the BM, and meet a girl, I will ask to check their passport or ID papers to check there age to insure they are legal. CR is cracking down on underage sex big time. I like to be safe.
7. At game time, I learned from a fellow mongerer that a Vitamin V under the tongue reacts much quicker. Tastes like shit, but it works.
8. Always negotiate down in Jaco, 9 out of 10 times it works.
9. Always lock valuables in the room safe.
10. I’ve started negotiating ‘fotos’ as part of my arrangements. Better to have it agreed upon before you head upstairs. It worked rather well.
11. Always see the maid in the morning and get extra large towels. The two in the room go quickly.
12. Always be nice to the chicas, and the ticos as well. It’s there country!
Don’ts:
1. Don’t hit on the first girl you see when you check into the Del Rey. Always a mistake. Always.
2. I don’t really negotiate price with Columbianas. They are very smart, and pretty much know the currency exchange rate from Colones to Dollars. You can usually fool a Tica…she wants $100, you offer 25,000 Colones and she says yes. A Columbiana will say no to the 25,000 Colones, and tell you that she wants 41,257 Colones, which happens to be the exchange rate for the day for $100!
3. Don’t fall in love (although I do with almost every chica!)
4. Don’t trust guys on the street offering to help. Seek out a guy in the BM.
July 26-29
Had to stop off in Mexico City for a business deal. The place basically sucks. It’s dangerous, noisy, and the most polluted city in the world. But it has chicas!
First day, checked into the Sheraton Maria Isabel. So-so, but very secure. Ate dinner at great restaurant in a 150-year-old building, Cicero’s. Excellent food. Did some asking around about chica’s and was recommended to a spot called Cadillac’s, a strip club. Hired a taxi driver, Eduardo, good kid. Was my chauffer for 3 days. Didn’t speak a lick of English. Anyway, he takes me to Cadillac’s and the minute we walk in and sit down, the chica is dancing and I immediately am smitten…OMG! Her name, Metal; age 20, Brazilian. She was outrageous looking. Of course I broke ‘Don’ts rule #1’.
Here’s the deal at Cadillac’s: Drinks about $10 each; $70 exit fee for the girl. COG (cost of girl) $150. I know, I know a bit high, but we started at $200 and I had to have her. Remember, Mexico City is not third world, even though the country is. We exited to my hotel.
Photos: Metal 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 10 11 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
She was an incredible. The best rhythm, movements and techniques I’ve experienced in quite some time. Made her come several times. She’s a keeper. Totally into it, loving, great attitude, spirited. She left late and I told her that I wanted to meet her for dinner the next evening and to meet me at the hotel at 6:00 p.m. the next day. (Now I’ve made plans with chica’s several times, and usually they don’t follow through without several phone calls and miscommunications.)
Next day, I go to the lobby at 6:00 to meet her; wait till 6:15…no show. I’m a bit disappointed but also a bit grateful as I need a good nights sleep. Go back to the room, fall asleep and around 7:30….knock on the door…Eduardo delivering Metal to me! Whoa! I wasn’t sleepy anymore. We go out and have a nice dinner, muy romantico! She’s all over me, holding hands, kissing, laughing, talking….great dinner. Go back to the hotel for round two. Marathon. BBBJ, great sex, can’t say enough about it. We fall asleep and wake in the morning and she wants more, and we did. We got dressed and were headed out the door and I realized she hadn’t asked for money, nor was she going to. I pulled out $140 and gave it to her. I have more, she has less. Well worth it.
Next day, left Mexico City early evening and checked into the Del Rey around 10:00 p.m. Whoa……never checked in during game time. Quite different. But I loved it!
Got cleaned up and went down stairs with a grin ear to ear. I couldn’t wait to get started. Played a little Caribbean poker for an hour or so and checked things out. I have my favorite seat at the table in order to allow my maximum viewing potential (MVP).
Set my sites on a very sexy looking black chica, thought she was a Dominicana. But she was Columbiana. Camilla, oh so sweet. $100. Went to the room: DFK, BBBJ, massage, 1 ½ hour GFE. Great way to get started in Costa Rica. Passed out.
Photos: Camilla 21 22
July 30 – August 9
July 30
Game Day: 4 tags….
Woke up, breakfast at the DR. Walked down to The New Fantasy at 10:00 a.m. Great facility, mediocre chicas. I was disappointed and passed. Mostly 3’s to 5’s. Was to come back in the afternoon, which I did at 6:00 p.m.
6:00 pm: Picked tica named Cristal. Solid 5, great face, so-so body. Very nice massage and finish, great attitude.
10:30 pm: Had been hanging around the BM, playing poker, checking things out. Noticed a cutie I had seen 2 years ago, Sophia, Columbiana. Whoa….best ass in the BM. $100, no option to neg. Went to the room, candles, music, gift…she took me out on the patio to check out the view; started DFK, she undressed me right then and there on the patio. Ran back to the room…this girl is a little princess (in a good way!) DFD, BBBJ, great massage, great FS. BJ no condom. 1 hour.
1:30 am: Was back in the BM and spotted a naughty, nasty looking girl, Erica. Spoke almost perfect English, Columbiana. A bit of a smart-ass with attitude. But I liked her look. Then Camilla walked right up to me speaking to Erica and she got pissed off and walked away. A bit of un-friendly competition! But I took Erica up to my room anyway.
Photos: Erica 23 24
Great body, although she had tape under her nipples as she had recently undergone laser surgery to remove the implant scars. No big deal though, she was great: BBBJ, DFK, GFE…no condom on BJ. It’s 3:00 am now, and I’m exhausted. Erica leaves, I pass out.
3:30: phone rings, it’s Camilla! She wants me to come get her downstairs. I agree, throw some clothes on and sleep walk down the elevator and grab her. She comes up and just wants to sleep with me, so I oblige. We start to cuddle and within a minute I have a raging hard-on and go to work on her. I ate her pussy so good she started to cry, I swear. We fucked, and passed out together. This one is hot!
July 31
Let me now point out that with every girl from yesterday I mentioned that I was heading to the beach on Sunday (after a two day jaunt in Jaco, I planned on driving back to SJ and grabbing a girl to go to the beach with me.) Quotes were anywhere from $200 per day to $400 per day (Erica). I was determined to take one with me, but you have to throw the question out to all the chica’s just to plant the seed.
11:00 am: woke up a bit woozy, (I think I sprained my dick last night!) and had some café in the room, then headed down for breakfast. Hung out all day, took a nap, walked around.
8:00 am: Game time. Headed down to the BM, played some poker, checking the chicas out. I was in no hurry, however I was leaving in the a.m. and wanted to get my chica set-up for Sunday morning pick-up.
Kept seeing this Columbiana with red hair prancing around. Her face wasn’t that great, but nice bod. I threw a quote of $80 out to her and she bit. Luci and I headed to the room and had a great session. Hard, hard body. BBBJ, DJK, etc. The candles, music, and gift continued to work brilliantly.
Photos: Luci 28 29 32
Luci left, and I got cleaned up and headed down to the bar.
THERE WAS A BUNCH OF COMMOTION AND THE IMMIGRATION POLICE TOOK 5 COLUMBIANA’S RIGHT OUT OF THE BM…..BUMMER! EVERYBODY WAS ON EDGE.
This bummed me out a lot, so I lost my spirit a bit. Played some poker, walked around trolling. Didn’t seem much I was interested in. A few hours went by.
I decided to go over to the Key Largo to check out the action there. On my way in I saw this cute as hell chica, a Columbiana named Paola…WOW! Went into Key Large, the place was hoping! Greg has done a great job cleaning it up. A lot of fun, good music. Rumor has it that they are building a casino within the house between the KL and DR. I walked around inside the house while under construction with Manrique. Pretty cool.
Anyway, I swooped on Paola. She was great. Made her cum 4 times, kept her in the room a few hours. BBBJ, DJK, GFE all the way. Sweet as sweet can be. NOW HERE IS THE KICKER: SHE HAS ONLY BEEN WORKING PROFESSIONALLY FOR 1 WEEK! 1 WEEK AT THE BM DIRECTLY FROM COLUMBIA. NO BAD HABITS, GREAT ATTITUDE. I SCORED!
I asked her if she wanted to go the beach with me, she agreed. In my best Spanglish, I told her I was going to Jaco for 2 days and that I would meet her at the Del Rey at 11:00 am Sunday a.m. 2 Chicas for the night, I was whipped.
Aug. 1
Drove to Jaco, stayed at the Hotel Cocal, my fav in Jaco. Picked up a Dominica on the street while I was having lunch. We had a bite to eat and headed back to the hotel. So-so, not much to brag about here. Name was Areli. She did give me a great massage, but the sex was a bit lackluster; $50. Took a 3-hour snooze with her. Woke up, she left and I got ready for Beatle Bar and Central.
Noche: Hung out at the BB for a while, decided to drive down to the Central and saw this hot (pics do not do justice) hot hot chica walking on the street. She immediately jumped in when I pulled over and said: you want sex? Well, not one to turn down a simple request, Maria and I headed to the Hotel Cocal and had some fun. She was young, 18 (I checked her ID, which is a good thing to do down there these days) and a bit inexperienced, but what a bod. Fucked her good and passed out.
Photos: Maria 34 35 36 37
Aug. 2
Went boogy boarding and cruised during the day, headed out to the BB early and met a fellow hobbyist from Miami. Good guy, we compared notes and had some laughs. I’m usually a Lone Ranger, but I enjoyed hanging out with him. The pickings were slim this night, I settled for a semi-sexy Dominican. Big mistake. The worst fuck I’ve had in some years. YUCH! Ruined my mood, and went to bed so I could get a good night sleep for the drive back to San Jose in the a.m. to pick up Paola…hmmmm…will she show?
Aug. 3
Headed back to SJ early, got in around 10:00 am. 11:00 am came and went, no Paola. My good man Manrique got on the telephone for me and called Paola to find out what was up. She was running a bit late, but coming. 11:30, 12:00…no Paola. Frustration level is big! Get her on the phone again, and she wants her roommate to come along for the trip. I agree, no daily charge but I’ll pay expenses. Ok, we’re on. They finally show up around 12:30. Whew. Her friend is another Columbiana, only a 5. My dreams of a few days with two chicas were dashed…however Paola looked as hot as ever…man is she cute.
Headed off to Guanacaste coast, wanted to check out a town called Samra. Got there late, checked into a hotel, and promptly jumped into bed with Paola, I couldn’t wait. This girl is an orgasm machine. Made her come 3 times in short order. Finished, showered and headed out to dinner. Came back and crashed.
Photos: Paola 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49
Aug. 4
Samra is a pit! ARGH! Decide to head north up the coast toward better beaches. We are having fun, the two girls and me, but obviously they were mostly speaking between themselves. I hate that! Anyway, we make it to the town I wanted to get to, where my home is. Unfortunately, my villa is rented for a few days so I have to check into a hotel. ARGH! Got into the room, and again promptly jumped Paola’s bones. This girl, I must tell you is one of the sexiest chicas I’ve ever been with: smooth supple skin, great tits, great ass, great face, always always horny, great head, can cum almost on contact…loved it.
Had a nice day, ocean, food, but I got stung by a jelly fish (holy shit it hurts!) and cut my feet on the rocks… fuck!
Night time: same deal, ate, fucked and slept.
Aug. 5
Hung out all day, body surfed, had dinner with a friend of mine. Paola started to piss me off a bit. Didn’t show much affection towards me all night; hell, I’m paying for it right? Played a bit at the casino, they won, I won, then went back to the room, fucked her good because I was pissed off at her. Passed out.
Aug. 6
Decided it was time for the girls to leave. I had enough and wanted a few days to myself relaxing. Dropped them off at the bus station, bye bye. FYI: these girls are quite used to the bus rides, so it is no problem if you ever want to cut short a travel trip with a chica and send her home. Have done it a few times.
Aug. 7
Relaxed, no action.
Aug. 8
Drove back to San Jose and decided I wanted 5 chicas that night. I’m an animal, and of course Vitamin V helps.
4:00 pm
Headed to the BM early, picked out a tica named Juliana, a 6 at best. Cute body, curly blond hair, so-so face. But I was horny. Decent BBBJ, decent fuck. No great shakes.
7:00 pm
Gorged at Tin Jo, love the place. Then walked directly to Eros and checked out the chicas, then walked across the street to IDEM and checked them out there. Nothing great there, so headed back to Eros for some more window shopping and chose a tica. Don’t recall her name; very so-so. Should have passed on this little excursion in hindsight.
11:00 pm
Back at the BM, showered and ready to go. Was in the mood for a hot Columbiana. Playing cards and at my MVP, I was horny again and finally chose Nancy. She was hot and naughty looking. The thing about the Columbiana chicas is there all business in the BM. You don’t see them much fucking around, drinking, gambling. They are all business and look pretty serious while waiting for a nibble. But usually, when they get to the room, they are completely different: easy going, sexy, willing to please at any cost. At this point in my CR career, I prefer the Columbianas the best. Although more expensive, well worth it.
Anyway, Nancy was hot! Very sexy outfit, tits sticking out. Got to the room, she took the usual shower and came out and took care of me big time. BBBJ, DFK, great tasting pussy, sexy moves. She was great. At this point in time, I’m completely burned out, I think my dick is sprained! But I rally, shower, and head downstairs to complete my mission.
Photos: Nancy 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57
1:00 am
ARGH! Almost passed out from fucking a lot, I notice a cute chica and strike up the usual conversation. She is a tica! Wow, not many left! She was very sexy and sweet, and vamos, up to my room. She was one of the best while I was here (along with Metal, Camilla, and of course the lovely Paola). Soft, sweet, and sexy. BBBJ, DFK, sweet tasting pussy. Fucked for some time, my dick about to fall off. She finally left an hour or so later.
I tried to rally for my goal of #5, but I couldn’t do it. Flying out the next day, and I was toast by that time.
