Part 01 - Welcome to Rio, Xenono!
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Part 01 - Welcome to Rio, Xenono!
| By Xenono on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 01:33 am: Edit |
Day 1
So my day to depart had finally arrived. After all the trip reports, all the raves about Rio and Brazil, all the pictures of the women, and after two trips to Thailand and one to Argentina I was finally going. The flight to Dallas Ft. Worth was pretty uneventful. I think the “more room” advertising they do is a sham though, because I certainly didn’t notice any difference.
Once I got off the plane in Dallas, I had about two hours before my flight to Miami. As soon as I got off the plane, CNN broke in with breaking news about the power outage in the northeast. I found my gate first and then glued myself to the television for a while to get all the details. Was it a terrorist strike? How widespread was it? New York, Detroit, and several other major northeastern cities were hit. Well shit. My first though was with New York being the financial capital of the world and with several other US cities hit, the last thing I wanted to be was stranded in Rio with no way to get money out of ATMs and no way for the banks to verify credit card transaction because all the banking systems had no power. That is just the way I think. I certainly have no experience with how redundant the banking systems are, but I would imagine they are not as redundant as we would expect them to be. I had about $400 in cash on me already, so I immediately went to the ATM to get out more money. I didn’t want to take any chances.
I was hesitant to carry around this much money on my person, but I was left with little choice since the power outage had JUST happened and no one yet knew what was going on. I didn’t want to take any chances and I wasn’t turning back. So I took the extra risk of carrying a large sum of cash with me.
I killed some more time in the airport and surfed the internet with T-Mobile’s Dallas/Ft. Worth Wi-Fi Hotspots. The connection was good. As I was getting on the plane to go to Miami, the mayor of New York was on television saying there was no evidence of a terrorist attack and their providers of electricity could not provide enough energy so the system did what it was supposed to do and just shut down.
I boarded the Boeing 777 and I arrived in Miami without incident. The flight was only about ¼ full so there was plenty of room to stretch out and sleep, or at least attempt to sleep. Boy, I hoped the flight to Rio was like this. There were no Wi-Fi hotspots at the Miami airport. My hopes of a half full flight to Rio were immediately dashed when I arrived at the gate. And then when I boarded the plane I was equally bummed that it was a piece of crap 767 instead of the newer, nicer 777 that I had just gotten off of. The planed was packed solid and then I remembered some discussion on the board about how American is the only US based carrier that flies to Rio non-stop now from Miami.
I was seated next to a Brazilian native, who now lived and worked out of Miami. I guess he travels a lot because he mentioned going to Peru and Venezuela as well. The flight was long and boring, but rather uneventful. I can never sleep well on airplanes and this trip was no exception. They showed “Daredevil” on the flight, but I just watched Stargate SG-1 episodes and listened to music on my laptop. As we got closer to Rio, my neighbor started talking to me some more. “So what do you want to see in Rio,” he asked?
“Um, well. I am really looking forward to seeing Corcovado and Sugar Loaf. I hear there is some excellent shopping malls as well so I am really looking forward to picking up some inexpensive clothes. And then I would like to check out the club and nightlife scene as well. I may also head to Sao Paulo.”
He mentioned I should go to Buzios for a couple of days and raved about it. He also started naming off some other Rio destinations I should visit. He named several nightclubs, none of which I recognized or could remember.
His final words to me while we were getting of the plane were, “Whatever you do, don’t go to a place called Help.” He then frowned and started shaking his head back and forth. It was all I could do to keep from giggling a little and cracking a wry smile. I think I replied with something like, “Help, huh? I’ll be sure to stay away from there!” (Fingers crossed.)
We got into Rio about 15 minutes early, which was cool. Immigration was a relative breeze, but MAN, my bag like the last fucking thing off the plane. Some people came along and said the delay was related to customs x-raying all the baggage before it got on the belt. But sheesh that whole getting into Rio early thing was completely negated while I was waiting for my ONE checked bag. As it turned out, I waited almost an hour for it to come out. It seemed like everyone that came from Dallas had to wait a very long time for their bag. My Brazilian native friend waited with me as well and finally got his bag as he, too, had to wait a long time for it. Some granola American backpackers also had to wait a long time.
Once I had my bag, customs was a relative breeze as well. The only thing customs asked was if I was using my laptop for business or not. I replied that it was only for personal use. That was it and I was finally through.
I don’t know if I have mentioned this before, but I hate it when people I don’t know approach me (Unless it is a beautiful woman about to stick her tongue down my throat). Especially if they are trying to sell me something, lead me somewhere, or offer to help. I don’t think I use to be like this, but I am now very suspicious of any kind of touts that come up to me. I hate them in Nogales (this really pisses me off because they follow me to places I already know about and have been to hundreds of times before), they approach me in TJ, and they can be bad in parts of Thailand as well. I don’t remember them being too bad in Argentina, but then you have the Rio International airport.
I was just trying to get my bearings and decide what I wanted to do. And I swear to God every five fucking feet someone was asking me about a taxi. I skipped cambio as you depart customs so I missed the chance to change money there. I eventually found the Banco do Brasil on the third floor. The exchange rate was a rip-off at something like 2.90 plus a 4% commission. But there was nothing really else I could do. I could use the ATM’s, but I wanted to change some of this cash that I had on me.
As I was walking by the restaurants I swear I was accosted again by touts trying to shove menus in my face. Arrrgh!
I finally went outside, found a metered yellow radio taxi, gave him the index card I had made with the name and address of the Arpoador Inn and we were off. As we were coming into town I could see the famous Corcovado Mountain and the statue of Jesus. I snapped these two pictures below.
Hotel Arpoador Inn
Rua Francisco Otaviano 177
Ipanema – Rio de Janeiro
CEP 22080-040 Brasil
Phone: 21-2253-0060
Fax: 21-2511-5094
E-Mail: arpoador@unisys.com.br
Website: http://www.riodejaneiroguide.com/hotel/arpoador_inn.htm
They feature:
- Carpeted Apartments
- Telephone
- Icebox
- Private Bathroom
- Air Conditioning
- Cable TV
- Breakfast included in daily rate and served until 10 a.m.
Bills are payable upon presentation.
Daily rates subject to change without notice
Checkout time 12 p.m. (The brochure says 12 a.m., but that has to be a mistake.)
Add 5% city sales tax.
I had booked through a local travel agency and received a rate of R$ 129 per night. Here are some photos:
The pictures show it was raining, but it actually wasn’t raining the day I arrived, it rained the day after. Bwana_Dik says that the Arpoador Inn is pretty basic. He doesn’t pull any punches with that description of the place. I really cannot disagree with that assessment at all. The room I had was downright small.
I wasn’t in the there too long before I made my first phone call. I had been emailing back and forth with a local for some time before my trip. I had brought some items from the US for him and I called to inform him that I had finally arrived. As it turned out, he was just about to have a mini festa with his roommate E at his apartment and I was invited to come along. It was about noon so I said sure, I would be right over. I first had to shower off the stink from 24 hours of travel though. I hopped in for a quick shower, cleaned up and then jammed over to the local’s apartment. Sleep? Who needs it? Before I left I also pulled out UWphoto’s cheat sheet and wrote down a few addresses of termas I might want to visit later in the day after the festa.
He had ordered three girls from Karla Models. They were:
Shortly after I arrived the doorbell rang, the timer was running and it was on. I felt the most unattractive of the bunch was Tatiana, personally. Leticia was ok, but had a little bit of a stomach. I was most attracted to Claudinha. I’ve been with two girls several times before, but this was my first orgy. Rumor had it that these girls were supposed to love anal sex. I have never really been too big of an anal sex guy myself, but I was willing to give it another shot!
The girls immediately started to undress and soon our pants were down and we were all receiving BBBJ’s in the living room. Leticia was on me, Claudinha on local, and Tatiana on E. After the blowjob warm-ups we all kind off took showers to clean up a bit before we head to the bedroom. E takes Tatiana outside to the balcony and that leaves me and local in the bedroom. I continue to receive a nice BBBJ from Leticia. Local and I then did a switch and Leticia started going down on local and Claudinha went down on me. That BBBJ from Claudinha stopped, however, when local stopped getting a BBBJ from Leticia and entered Claudinha in the ass. So I grab a condom and Leticia hops on for a ride.
I switch positions with Leticia to do her doggy style and she now wants it in the ass. So I start pounding her away in that position. It was mostly enjoyable except when, towards the end, I looked down and noticed small chunks of shit on my dick. Xenono does not like looking down and seeing shit on his dick, even if he is wearing a condom. That doesn’t do too much for me and I busted my first nut shortly after that so I could clean up.
Not too long after that local and Claudinha finished up. When I get done showering Claudinha is out there and I start getting another BBBJ from her. E is still outside fucking the shit out of Tatiana (We can hear her moaning from inside.) Claudinha has a nice tight body and I wanted to slap that ass while fucking her in doggie. So I enter her from behind and start going at it. Once again this quickly turns into anal. I could not resist the tightness of her ass and pop pretty quickly inside it.
I go to clean up once again and when I come out, Claudinha is still there. So I start fucking her from behind once again. At this point I lost track of the other debauchery in the room that was taking place. I apologize to my readers. Since I had come twice now, I was able to get after it big-time with Claudinha. I continued in doggie with her, we also switched to missionary and then reverse cowgirl. That view was almost as nice and the view when getting her from behind in doggie. I pop for a third time and once again quickly clean up. I looked down at my watch and only an hour had gone by! WooHoo! We still had an hour left!
I head back to the bed and Leticia is there so I start getting a BBBJ from her. Tatiana finally appears and I have both of them attending to me at the same time. They would alternate as one would lick my balls and the other would blow me. This was pretty fun and I just sat back and enjoyed the oral delights and view of these two women with a big smile on my face. I think local or E comes along to snag Claudinhas and I then enter Leticia in missionary, switch to doggie, and then finish up in missionary. This was my fourth pop of the day. While I was fucking Leticia again, I think E took Claudinhas outside to the balcony and Tatiana was riding local.
I was getting pretty tired at this point but we still had some time left. So I clean up once again and head out to the bed. Tatiana is available now and the only girl I hadn’t had yet, so I get a short warm-up BBBJ before I fucked the shit out of her.
I got her from behind, missionary, reverse cowgirl, and then behind once again. But I wasn’t able to pop a fifth time before our time expired.
I forget what my share of the bill was, but it was something insanely cheap for fucking three girls. Local arranged everything and I think I gave him something like R$ 170 for the festa. Not too bad. I cleaned up really good this time, thanked local, E, and the girls for the good time and then headed out. I found a cambio and again it was a rip-off exchange rate of like 2.85. No commission this time though. I didn’t want to spend a lot of time wandering around so I just exchanged some more money, hailed a cab and showed him the index card with the address of 4x4.
Termas 4X4 and Midnight Pub Whiskeria
Rua Buenos Aires, 44
Centro, Rio de Janeiro
Phone: 21-2283-1009
Prices: R$ 30 Entrance R$ 50 VIP
Suite: 40 Minutes R$ 130
Simple Suite: 60 Minutes R$ 150
Top Suite: 60 Minutes R$ 200
King’s Suite: 90 Minutes R$ 300
Sultan’s Suite: 90 Minutes R$ 350
They hand you a card with a number on it when you enter and you take that to the reception area upstairs. I had read about the termas and how they operate so I knew what to expect, but I got a little too excited once I got in. I noticed a door with a sign above it that said “Boate” and tried to enter. I was quickly called back by the reception staff and given the lowdown on the place in English. Ah well. I guess everyone knew I was a newbie now. I think I ended up paying R$ 50 to enter instead of the normal R$ 30 that I see quoted on the board. I guess this entitles you to “VIP” status as they give you a little necklace with a card attached to it that says VIP.
I then went to the locker room to change and loaded up the robe with condoms, lube and Vigel. Now that I was “in uniform” I could finally enter the “Boate” legally. Some people mention the “shock and awe” then feel when entering a termas for the first time. I was not blown away upon entering. I guess I am becoming a little jaded and it is harder to impress me now. This goes back to the point I made earlier in my introduction about being excited for the trip.
I ordered water instead of beer. I’d had very little sleep and was probably severely dehydrated, the last thing I needed was to start drinking and get more dehydrated and then hung-over the next morning. I walked around a bit and talked to a few ladies. This is where the Portuguese helped out a little as I was able to greet the ladies, understand when they asked me my name and where I was from, ask their age, ask how they were, etc. There was not too much beyond that, however.
After speaking with a few ladies, I turned around and noticed a girl standing in the center of the room with black curly hair and a nice tight, skinny little body. I chatted with her a bit and decided pretty quickly that I am eventually going to fuck this girl. Her name was Camilla and she said that she was 24 years old. She told me that since I had this VIP thingy around my neck we could go to another bar area. It was at the other side of the building and up some stairs, but it was a much quieter, nicer place to sit down and talk for a while.
While we are sitting there talking, she was telling me about some big suite that is like R$ 300 for ninety minutes. I am thinking to myself, cabine or suite only. At this point, she is sticking her tongue down my throat to seal the deal so I decide there is no time like the present to take her up. I decide on the simple suite because I like the extra time (1 hour versus 40 minutes) and I like being able to clean up in the room.
Here is a break down of prices on the different rooms at 4x4.
Suite: 40 Minutes R$ 130
Simple Suite: 60 Minutes R$ 150
Top Suite: 60 Minutes R$ 200
King’s Suite: 90 Minutes R$ 300
Sultan’s Suite: 90 Minutes R$ 350
Camilla and I head up the simple suite and immediately start kissing upon entering. Not long after that, the robe is off and she is down below providing a pretty good BBBJ. Not too long after that, I had her lie down on the bed and begin to apply the Vigel while at the same time sticking my dick in her mouth for more oral pleasure.
She reacts positively to the Vigel so I have her get on for a ride to start things off. This changes to reverse cowgirl, missionary and then finally doggie. Doggie was great with her as she had this nice, tight little butt and skinny waist. What a view. After some time in doggie she insists that I give it to her up the ass. All the while I was fucking her in the ass, she was screaming for more and more. I am pretty sure she had an anal orgasm, but I didn’t ask. At this point, she pulled out, ripped of the condom and applied another before I fucked her in missionary and then finally came while getting her in doggie. Our time was almost up so we showered and then talked briefly before the phone rang.
Not too bad for my first termas fuck. I headed back downstairs and spot the famous Taiza, but she is otherwise occupied with another Hombre and they both disappear in pretty short order. I talked to a few girls trying to decide who else I wanted to do. I talked to this girl named Daphne or Daphine, then a girl named Jovanna, and then finally a blonde, who kind of looked like a Taiza look alike. At this point I was kind of just recovering and enjoying talking to the girls. I also headed outside the Boate and walked around the place a little just to explore.
I know I wanted to do one more girl before I finally called it a day, but I just could not decide who. After thinking and thinking, I finally decided on Daphne. When I chose her and we started to leave I was immediately greeted by her friend and they wanted me to do a dupla. I didn’t want to and her friend did not make it easy for me to say no. Before I could get to the door with Daphne she was already massaging my dick and sticking her tongue in my ear. Sorry honey, I just want ONE more tonight. Maybe next time.
Daphne seemed really happy that I chose her though and was all over me on the walk up. Once we got to the suite, I noticed a little C-section scar I didn’t see before inside the club. She also was a little more hairy on her legs and back than I typically like. Ah well, too late now. We started kissing and making out on the bed and she provided a pretty good, but short BBBJ.
I apply some Vigel and once again while rubbing it in stuck my dick in her mouth for some more BBBJ action. After she was sufficiently wet and excited I entered her in missionary. The whole time I was fucking her in that position she was screaming, “mais, mais, mais, mais….” We switched to doggie and once again a continuous stream of “mais” was being shouted by her. At one point her hands grasp the sheet and she rips them up. Then she tells me to start slapping her ass and pulling her hair. I happily complied!
We switched again back to missionary, then on top, back to missionary and then finally finishing up in doggie. The entire time I was fucking her she wanted it fast and hard.
We lay down on the bed and were just started talking a bit with my bad Portuguese. If I could not answer her question in Portuguese, she told me to try in Spanish, which I am only slightly more proficient in. All this time the condom was still sitting on my dick. Well, the talking turns into kissing and then more passionate DFK. She then goes down to the condom, rips it off and starts giving me another BBBJ. I am able to get hard once again so I say what the fuck and grab another condom and enter her in missionary. This quickly turns into doggie. As I continue to pound her away in doggie she finally just collapses down onto the bed like she had a really intense orgasm. She was lying flat on the bed with her legs together. So I put my legs outside of hers and continued to fuck her from behind. I got the impression she was really sensitive at this point, but I didn’t want to stop because, surprisingly enough, I was pretty close to popping again myself. It was hard to describe her reaction at this point. It was almost like she was trying to pull off, but she didn’t and she would then thrust her butt back towards me. This was accompanied by several loud moans and screams as well. The phone then rings and I was so damn close to finishing that I kept going. Lucky for me she didn’t pull off then and after a few more moments I finally pop again. Wow. That was a good time.
She hops up pretty quickly after that, briefly cleans up and then heads out. I stay for a while to thoroughly clean up. I went to change, but before I got there I finally got a change to introduce myself and speak with the famous Taiza. I told her I could not take her tonight but that I would be back for her later next week.
I then went to change my clothes and pay up my bill. I got out of there that night for R$ 316, which wasn’t bad at all. So I guess my entrance fee was waived since I took a girl early. That price was for two one hour suites, the drinks I ordered, two different girls and three nuts. Not bad, not bad at all!
After I finished paying, I was again given a card with a number on it to exit the building. Or as I like to refer to it, “the card that prevents the big doorman from kicking my ass (or worse) because it proves that I paid my bill and am not trying to skip out on it.”
It is only about 8 pm now, but I am butt tired by this point. I get into a cab and ask him to take me to the closest McDonald’s so I can get something quick to eat and then head back to the hotel. That was another thing, besides being tired, I hadn’t eaten all day either. So the cab pulls out to the end of the street makes a turn and a McDonald’s is right there. I pay him the three reais and head in and quickly order some food.
After dinner I head back to the Arpoadar Inn, clean up one last time and hit the sack. The room was a little warm and for some reason there were no knobs on the air conditioning unit that was in the window. The room was also a little noisy, but I was so tired at this point the extra heat and noise didn’t make a difference. I was asleep in minutes with a big smile on my face. My last thought before dozing off was, “Welcome to Rio, Xenono!”
Nice report, great story for a first day... I was enjoying it all until the end when you say you had to hit the first McDonalds - almost spit my morning coffee on my keyboard. I hate McDonalds as much as I crave garotas.
Anyway, certainly looking forward to hearing about the rest of your trip, especially your experiences with the language and your studies.
McDonalds is such the right call for lunch in Rio, but there are some decent places to check out. Anybody else ever go to Miako on Rua Farani in Botofogo. Seriously everything is good there, and has much more than just sushi...
Now if only someone opened a Chipotle down there.
| By Xenono on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 12:08 pm: Edit |
FLhobbyer,
I knew I was going to catch shit for the McDonald's comment. But I just wanted/needed something quick and I didn't have the energy to look around for something else.
Hey, I just had to comment. I haven't eaten McDonalds (or BK/Wendys/KFC etc) in over 20 yrs. That shit isn't even 'food'. Nothing any of them sell existed when the human body was invented, it's all processed junk... and it's such the ugly American thing (imo).
But I hear you about having to eat, but in Rio you had better options - Açai, filet de frongo... those are more readily available then McD's... I haven't stayed in Arpoador, but I have to believe there's a juice stand within 2 blks of your place.
Hey mongers, research your food options as you do your garota or hotel/apt ones before you go - eating is part of the program!
Nice first day Xen, a couple of questions:
You were able to "rise & cum" to the occasion that many time's with no medicinal help?
I hope you enjoy bar-b-ques and got to enjoy the wonderful Brazilian rodizio's, other than MickeyD's?
No matter what, to each, his own:-))))
| By Thumper on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 05:29 pm: Edit |
7 nuts on your first day?!! Dude what the fuck do you eat? I need to get on that diet, after 3 orgasms I am done until the next day:-(
| By Xenono on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 07:41 pm: Edit |
Sf4dfish and Thumper,
I had no official medicinal help that day. I should mention that I am still in my late 20's though.
The other thing I did before this trip was load up on the sexual herbel supplements. I bought the rip-off Enzyte and also Athos recommended Ultra Man from Puritan's Pride. You can view the label here. (Adobe Acrobat 5 or higher needed.)
In addition to those two supplements I took extra Saw Palmetto and L-Arginine. Then I took my regular supplements of Vitalert Multi-Vitamin, Garlic, Coral Calcium, Vitamin C, Echinacea, Flax Oil, and Co-Q10.
When I first met Xen in TJ he was doing 4-5 a night.
He got sick on his last trip to Argentina, so I told him to prep his immune system so he wouldn't lose any days like he did before. He was hesistant, but then went out and bought the basic stuff I recommended and a lot more.
Didn't you tell me you were eating nuts too? I originally thought the "eat peanuts and peanut butter" method of increasing sperm was a bunch of bull, but then I saw it repeated in some other publications and thought there might be something to that too. I think some of the other guys mention the benefits of eating peanuts and peanut butter in their reports.
And I thought you said you hadn't eaten anything... damn, that looks like a meal to me!
| By Porker on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 11:00 am: Edit |
I counted EIGHT, including 5 in 2 hours? I am not easily impressed, but if TRUE, THAT impresses me.
Xenono, now for the important stuff: The availability of big, floppy titties in Brazil? 
8 intensive sessions
7 total pops
6 bareback blowjobs
5 kiiinnndddsss of suites
4x4 in Centro
3 Karla models
2 termas girls
... and Xenono in a pear tree [Arpoador]
| By Thumper on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 11:45 am: Edit |
Xenono did the girls from Karla agency allow you guys to take pics? Action photos too?
| By Sbronx77 on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 12:46 pm: Edit |
Your Karla garota Tatiana, when you click her name shows up as Carolina Castro. See above.
| By Sf4dfish on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 04:23 pm: Edit |
Ah Xen (youth), to be in your late twenties. I was 27 y/o when I made my first trip to Rio.
The only supplements I take when I hobby are ginseng and zinc.
I do try to drink a lot fruit juices too. And will try the peanut diet one of these trip's:-)))) sf4dfish
It's not clear from your report if the Hotel Arpoador Inn is guest friendly.
| By Xenono on Sunday, September 07, 2003 - 04:36 pm: Edit |
Thumper,
I didn't get a chance to take pics and I didn't ask. They came in so fast and we started up right away I forgot about asking.
Sbronx77,
I put in an edit request. Thanks.
Explorer8939,
The Hotel Arpoador is guest friendly although I did not bring a girl back. There is also no fee for this, from what I understand.
So what's the deal with the VIP lounge? Did you think it was worth the extra R20?
| By Cueball on Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 07:28 am: Edit |
I was at 4x4 last Friday and got a free vip admission. I´m not sure why as I know other people didn´t get them. Maybe because I look like a gringo or because I got there at around 4pm.