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| By Manager on Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 05:06 pm: Edit |
Admin: The author of this report used an electronic translator to translate the text to Enlgish. He asks that you please excuse any poor English. We have decided to post the report as is, without making any changes.
Cuban Girls in “Do It Yourself”
Practical guide for connoisseur
Cuba has the reputation to be the Island of Amor, of Love. After a dozen stays, I can guarantee that this reputation is amply deserved. The chicas cubanas are the most… agradabile, “pleasant” woman being of the world.
Why a guide in “Do It Yourself”? Because for really having fun with the girls in Cuba, it is necessary to do everything oneself. No travel agency, no tourist guide, no go-between. To enjoy, you must chat up alone or in extreme cases with a buddy. While following this guide, you will increase your pleasure and will avoid possible troubles, because much of false ideas run about tourism in Cuba.
Warning: what one should not do
- To book up with a travel agency or tourist tour
- To live in a hotel, except the first two days
- To undertake this voyage with political, cultural and social preconceived ideas. Keep cool and enjoy!
Basic rules
- Rent one casa particular(see lexicon)
- Rent a car, if possible! (with 4 doors and with air conditioning)
- Learn some words or sentences in Spanish
- Have a credit card for Europeans and other citizens of the world, dollars in cash for US citizens (in notes not higher than 20 dollars)
- Not to forget your smile and your joy in life
Three categories of women
- The chicas cubanas, the majority of pretty girls between 18 and 28 years
- The jineteiras, or professional prostitutes
- The "Others", all those which are not included in the first two categories
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| Chicas cubanas | Jineteira | The « Others » |
This guide deal with the first category. The jineteiras (see lexicon) function about like the chicas. As for the "Others", let us greet them with all the respect that one owes them.
Lexicon
Casa particular: the first thing which request a chica, after your name and the country from where you come, is: "¿¿Esta in a hotel o in una casa particular? " " Do you are in an hotel or in a Bed and Breakfast? ".Basic question, because only the casa particular makes it possible to bring a girl in your bed, other that your legitimate wife. The hotel being excluded, the car not to be recommended, its remain only to go in a room, apartement or house, rented by a Cuban, with the authorization of the Government (30 to 50 dollars per day) to taste with the charms of these extraordinary girls.You have the bed and sometimes… the breakfast (see lexicon). It should however be specified that some (and especially the jineteiras ) know addresses where people lends his bed for one or two hours against 20 dollars. This makeshift is not to recommend, but in the event of need, in war as in war! Question of safety however, it has nothing there to fear. Cuba is the surest country in the world (for tourist!).
To find the address of a good casa particular, it is simply necessary to get informations. Benefit from your first two days in the hotel to ask all kinds of people: waiters, chambermaids, gatekeepers of the hotel, taxi drivers, respectable ladies in the street and even police officer! Visit, compare, check the air conditioning, water (cold and warm), shower, WC function, and discuss the price. If you rented a car, ask for a solution to park the car during the night.
Chat up: where to find the chicas cubanas? How to chat up them? These marvellous creatures meet everywhere. The chat up is not difficult, because generally they take the initiative.
The best feasibility of choosing them is hitch-hiking (see lexicon), la botella in cuban language, in condition… of having rented a car (50 to 80 dollars per day). Because of the deficiency of public transport, hitch-hiking is practised on a broad scale by all the layers of the population (even the police). It is so easyear to make a good selection. Then with some words of Spanish, the business generally is in the pocket or rather… in the bed.
The second feasibility is to walk in the street, to visit supermarkets and stores where the prices are in dollars. There is always some little chicas which walks in the search of a sponsor for a jean, a pair of Nike or a nice blumer (panties). An exchange of glance, a smile, some words and well… it’s done!
Third possibility: the bars, discotheques, Casa de la Musica and other places of distractions. In front of certain disco, a swarm of girls (chicas and/or jineteiras) await the tourist to be able to penetrate in the establishment, because they do not have the right to enter alone. But the imperative reason, it is that they do not have the ten or twenty dollars for the ticket of access. On the condition of deciding quickly, it is possible to make excellent catches. But don’t worry, inside one can always change partner, if one notes to have made a bad choice! The Cuban are not upset such rebuffs, they are so much accustomed to being frustrated by the day life.
Not to be too aggressive with the girl while speaking to her immediately about “fucky fucky”. If she comes with you, it is she wants “fucky fucky” with you… in more some of your dollars. There is nothing without nothing!
Clothing: their wardrobe is generally reduced to one or two jeans, some tee-shirts and even hurdy-basket shoe. No jewels, no tattooings. It is what differentiates a chica from real jineteira. If your girl carries new basket shoes, it is that she has just had an adventure befor with one of our congeneric. Our task is to contribute in completing their clotthing, more especially as a beautiful pair of jean costs only 12 dollars!
Cuban breakfast: it is a local speciality (desayuno cubano) for the connoisseur: to wake up with a good BJ, to begin the day well. It’s better than a cappuccino!
Curiosity: the cuban girl is very curious, especially concerning your personal things. As soon as entered on your room, she hastens to inspect your cupboard, your drawers, your bags, your toilet bag. She does it with much tact while asking: ¿¿te molesta? Does that annoy you? Do let make, because there is our duty to contribute to her instruction of general culture, by showing samples of the capitalist consumer society. But constantly supervise that nothing disappears.}
Dance: the chica cannot live without dancing. She dances even better than she fuck! Who saw a cuban girl dancing spontaneously in any place where a music of salsa resounds, knows what it is question. It is the Erotism in a pure state, it is unique, very unique in the world (see The trick!)
The most lascive arab belly dance or the hottest integral striptease, is in comparison… wee of cat.
Do it yourself: in Cuba the organized prostitution does not exist any more, as before the Revolution. The brothels, the mama san, the pimp disappeared. There remain some go-betweens, but it is easy to avoid them.
Each one must manage for its own account. It is the reason why the DIY method is most effective. While following this “Do it yourself” guide, you will make unforgettable discoveries with an invaluable pleasure. And all that with an incomparable price/quality ratio.
Dope: in Cuba, forget them. Any drug is considered as hard drug!
Family: the influence of the family in the cuban life is fundamental. This is why these wonderfull people survive. The cuban young girl prostitue for the well-being of Her family! There is thus a humane concern to help in this way. A possible change of economic system would have as a consequence the disappearance of these privileged relations with the chicas cubanas. All would return in the norms of the traditional prostitution. The majority of these girls should go back to the factory, counters or offices, instead of enjoying the life. Because they are not unhappy, on the contrary. They know how to join the useful to the agreeable.
Fellatio: BJ, names mamadita in Cuban. It is practised with or without condom, saliva being a bactericide. But ejaculation is seldom accepted in the mouth. How the good wines, more the chica cubana takes age and better she sucks!
Food: the quality of the food offered to the chicas does not have importance. Whether it is at the restaurant or at home. All that they do not know, they does not like. They are unaware of culinary matter, special period obliges! No gastronomical curiosity. They are nourished with pollo frito, rice and beans, eggs, tuna slices of bread, pizza pies, spaghetti and cuban kitchen that their mom prepares. Like the majority of the Cubans, they hate the spiced kitchen. The spices they have them in blood. But they often burst hunger, it is forgiving to offer a large boccadillo de lechon (ham sandwich) quickly well done and hop, en la cama.( in the bed). Time spent at table is wasted time.
Gays: pursued a long time, the homosexuals (maricon) can currently live their life. The gays are however a minority, because the cuban male is rather macho kind, fucker, seducer of chicks.
Ghetto: in order to prevent that the tourists mix too much with the population, the Government decided to park these tourists in kinds of touristic ghettos, in which Cubans are not admitted, except for working. But beware if someone would maintain relations other than strictly professional with a foreigner. Most known are Varadero and Caya Coco; to avoid absolutely!
Gifts: the best gift remains… the dollar! Do not believe that the girls will be satisfied with some bimbeloteries, cakes of soap, pencils, chewing gums, chocolates which you would have brought. We are not any more in the colonialist time!
Glance: the cuban girl looks at the men as we guys look at the chicks. In a single glance she measures you like a horse dealer make for a stallion. She palpates you mentally the cock and the testicles to ensure herself of the virility of your equipment. One answers with a nice smile which is generally returned (see lexicon “Stick out the tongue").
Go-between: rare but to avoid absolutely. There are enough girls around. If one is accost in the street by a boy, offering hotel, paladar (restaurant), cigars or chicas, not to answer or to get rid off by "no molestar" ( not disturb me).
Hitch-hicking: in Cuban hitch-hiking says botella. It is the best way to chat up while being able to choose. The problem of transport not having been solved yet, the honest people must manage by frequently using this mode of free displacement. We can benefit from this, by offering the way liberally… and more, if agreement!
Hotel: there are many and very beautiful new hotels in la Havana. They are expensive and it is impossible to bring a girl in your room, even by paying the porter. Thus to avoid except for the first two days, which makes it possible to seek quietly one casa particular.
Hygiene: impeccable! One does not find cuban girl even very colored (by Nature), feeling perspiration or… not fresh fish! They all are fan of soap, deodorant and of the use of the bidet… consisted of the WC.
In bed: very pleasant, not of hypocritical decency. One evening or exit necessarily ends in fucking. It is an elementary civility, even for a first meeting. By missing, one would upset the young lady or passes for a gay! To fall asleep without making love is as incongruous as to spit in the soup or to put themselves in the bed with dirty shoes.
Indentity card: for better to be controlled, each Cuban must always have on him his carnet (indentity card). The first question to require of a girl, it is if she has her carnet with her. It is necesssery to check yourself, especially if the lady is young. Never go with girls below 18 years, although the Cuban make love as she got the fifteen years age. Check the date of birth registered on the carnet! The Police force is intransigent and can attract you large troubles.
Jealousy: the cuban girl is jealous… but understanding when you are honest. Avoid simultaneous multiple intrigues. Make them… successive! One the other hand you will not cuts problems with the jealousy of cuban boys. They accept that to their sisters, cousins, girl-friends fornicate with a tourist. They understand and admitted this prostitution of need (prostitution de necessidad).
Jineteira: the name of jineteira comes from rider, riding or accompanying. It is in fact professional prostitutes, often young, very pretty, of the pop star or photo-model type. They are easily recognized because very well equipped, shoes or impeccable boots, jewels, clock… and tattooings. They attend bars or connected discotheques, because they deserted the street for the reason that police controls become too frequent. These places often change, but while getting information, one finds quickly.
Their tariff is of 100 dollars or more or less, according to your talent of negotiator. It is the style of chick 3F (Find them, Fuck them, Forget them). They do about all that one asks them, possibly against supplement. Their great advantage is that they do not cling to you, unless they suspect you have a very big… wallet. They often make the purses…. of your pockets, it thus should well be held with the eye. Generally they have not a procurer, even if some time a male member of the relationship ensures a certain supervision…to the family livelihood.
Language: practically the only known language is Spanish. Here some essential expressions and vocabularies:
To fuck = singar, chingar, coger, fornicar
Cock = pinga
Pussy = bollo, chocho, papaya, papo, raja
Stroke me = acaricia -me
How much ? = ¿cuánto cuesta?
To expensive = demasiado caro
Make love = hazer l’amor
BJ, fellatio = mamadita, tocar la flauta
Sperm = leche
Please = por favor
Thank you = gracias
You are a good fucker = es una buena hoja
Do you wont to sleep with me ? = ¿¿quieren singar con mi? also fucky, fucky!
Do you are in an hotel or in a Bed and Breakfast? = ¿¿esta en un hotel o en una casa particular ?
Yes = si
No = no
Hello = hola
Not disturb me = No molestar
Lesbians: rare. To have with two girls a true participative party, it is necessary that one is… a dyke!
Look: tempting, sexy, vain, teaser, but also some time timid, reserved, water (temporarily) dormant.
Music: the cuban girl cannot live without music. OK!
Perfume: the chica is crazy for perfumes. She has a very good taste and is not satisfied with cheap products. She uses indifferently toilet waters for woman like for man. Put under key your sprays and other perfumeries, because it is the occasion which makes the thief!
Pinga: it is the male sex in all its splendour. Term very much used in the current language, as in French the word of Cambronne. With not confusing with the same Brazilian word, which wants to say… an alcoholic beverage.
Protection: always covered! The use of the condom (preservativo) is essential. To be wary of the girls who do not ask it spontaneously.
Race, color: all races, all nuances of colors, all coktail of interbreedings. For all tastes. Between Cubans there is however a tangible racism, but with the tourists, what counts are the dollars!.
Rent a car: it is the best solution to chat up, because one can choose well among the pretty hitch-hikers. It is easy to rent a car either in the airport, or downtown in one of the many agencies. The price is 50 to 100 dollars per day. To circulate in Havana is easy, one finds (still) a parking everywhere. The police force is very understanding towards the tourist.
Without car one can manage with taxis or with the little yellow motorised “eggs”. Their drivers are often people with a very significant accademic instruction. Excellent source of information !
Rupture: two possible ways to break with a chica cubana without tomuch trouble:
1) To declare that you fell in love with another chica
2) To imply that you are out of money
Salsa: or the basic food of the chica cubana! Tener salsa, it is to have pep.
Senior: in any country in the world exept Cuba, a man around fifty years (and more), has the impression to become again the seducer that he was at twenty! The cuban woman appreciates the seniors, the persona major. She does not have any complex to fall in love with an "old man", with condition of course that he can still be able to ensure in bed honourably (thank you Viagra). And it is not only, because the foreigner senior has in theory the sign dollar engraved on the face! No, there is a true acceptance of the differences in ages, a real research and a respect of the "Senior". One often sees Cuban more than fiftieth to live with a youth… of twenty.
Sexe: the cuban girl likes and has the sex in blood; it is natural, healthy, spontaneous.She adores the cock, she is curious, she tests with passion, learns quickly, likes the caresses and the plays of tongue, she do almost all. However she is not addicted to sodomy. Their mom has perhaps forget to explain how much the thing is delightfull.
Stick out the tongue: an impertinent tongue stick out in a pretty little face, wants to say: "I like you, you have an opening with me, we can do something together!", an invitation not to be refused
Technique: in spite of its natural gift for the things of the love, the cuban girl when she is young, lack often of technique and experiment, considering the absence of reviews or porno films, which are as each one knows, the best schools of sex education. Her initiation with the boys of her age is often reduced to a quick fuck managed with great blows of cocks and premature ejaculations. But she improvises and learns quickly. She sucks readily, but subtleties of a well done BJ, often escape to her. A true work of proselytism is to be made. To try hard to learn how to improve is a humanitarian mission.
Telephone: fortunately, the portable telephone is out of price in Cuba; if not that would become a true plague. Because the chica cubana could pass her life to the telephone. When a girl is brought back in your home, the first thing which she makes, is to call any friend or relationship.
Beware to give your phone number, because if you were nice (in all the senses of the term) the girl will call you without interruption. If one is flighty, no phone!}
Theft: to steal does not have the same reprehensible significance in Cuba as in Europe or in the USA. As of his youth, the child sees his father and even his mother to make more or less significant larcenies at his work. In fact it is not steal, because the factory belongs to the people, to each worker, in good Marxist logic. One takes in the factory all that can be useful personally or which can, resold, give some supplement to the wage more than insufficient. With condition of course of not getting caught!
Pay a great attention with the chica, because she easily tend to consider what belongs to you like also being able to belong to her. We are considered in any event as incommensurably rich. Let us monitor our pockets and put every thing under key.
The trick: considering the exiguity and the promiscuity of the apartments, the cuban girl does not have expansive and noisy practice in bed. She would rather tend to move little and to enjoy in silence. The big trick to put her (and you) in fire, is to set a good CD of salsa, to lie down on the back with the chica sit astride and to require to move her hips, belly and ass as if she danced. It is giant and unforgettable.
Three dreams: the basic dream of the cuban girl is to find a novio, a friendly foreigner of any age, which will bring what the cuban boys cannot give her. Clothes, shoes, small jewels or gifts, perfumes, cigarettes, left, puffs out and drinks… for her and her family.
The dream No 2, if the connection continues, is to fill less elementary needs: a gravador or radio recorder, color televisor, bicycle, other investment furniture or even real estate oscillating between 200 and 500 dollars.The pit is quickly reached! And they have a very particular talent to make you perpetrate the last step.
The ultimate dream is to be made marry by an European (for the moment not yet possible for US citizen) and leave Cuba! But they return there besides after a few months or years, because the evil of the country, the famous Cubania, always ends their escapade.
Triolism: although the lesbians tendencies at the cuban girls are rare, they however readily agree to make love in company of another girl. Because with an unknown tourist, it’s safier. But it is rather each one its turn, without true three-plays! Some good porno picture (strictly prohibited and not to take in your luggage) would give new welcome ideas as well as a more fullfilledd education.
Vibrator: these instruments of pleasure, called consolador in Cuban, are untraceable considering the complete deficiency of sex shop. They are replaced by various fruit and vegetables or other natural substitutes. It can be useful to bring some, just for the pleasure; the chicks appreciate.
Virginity: small advertisement: "Is required for psycho-medico-social study, pretty cuban girl of more than fifteen years, still virgin. Exceptional remuneration! " the rare bird was never found.
The anniversary of quinze or fifteen years, constitutes the passage of childhood at adulthood; that is to say the official permission to have relations other than friendly. Passed el quinze, any fuckabel girl hastens to make her sexual initiation with her class comrades.
Work: the girls who have a regular work (saleswomen, cashiers, office employees, civils servant, policewoman etc.) are in the great majority to classify in the category "Others". It is for that that they must work!
The chica cubana does not have fixed employment, because why to rise early in the morning, solve the dramatic problem of transport, endure one painful day of work, for a miserable salary? One leaves these needy activities to the ugly, the fat, the non-fuckabel, the militant.
This true fact: the chica cubana is available 24 hour out of 24 and 7 days a week!
Conclusion
Even if an additional severe legislation would make more difficult the relations to the chicas cubanas, the method "do it yourself" always makes it possible to arrive at the goal. It is not true? Gang of fucking handymen and old bastards !
In all the cases , do not hesitate to to visit this marvellous country. US Citizen are welcome!
Some nice chicas cubanas
Photos: Cuba 01 Cuba 02 Cuba 03 Cuba 04 Cuba 05 Cuba 06 Cuba 07
P.S. Excuse for the poor English. This report was translated by an electronic translator. The reader will rectify the faults. Tank you.
Fascinating report. You don't say where you are from but it is obvious that a genuine seeker of sexual enjoyment knows few international boundaries. I got a kick out of comparing your methods to those of our "local" posters. Everyone seems to have read the same book with pretty much the same conclusions. Thanks for sharing your experiences with us and maybe you can do an encore.
An interesting post Manager. Tell me, you have been there 12 times? When did you first start going to Cuba?
| By Gcl on Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 10:12 pm: Edit |
Nicely done. hmmmmm....did you run into anyone calling themselves the Cannon while u were there??
| By Manager on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 07:05 am: Edit |
To Gringasnomas
Hi,my first trip was in january 2000.
He he he.... This mysterious new addition to our site is quite intriguing. That was a wonderful, excellent, valuable report.
Manager, would you would be willing to re-post the report in Spanish, or whatever language you wrote it in, so we can better translate your report? If you truly used an electronic translator, it did a pretty good job. But I'd love to see it in its original form.
Bull_winkle
| By Ben on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 05:17 pm: Edit |
It sounds to me like we have been Hood_Winkled
| By Viajero on Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 02:22 pm: Edit |
Great informative report. The only thing I was a bit puzzled by was your price of $100 US. Is that right? Seems high for a place like Cuba. I'm all for guys paying going rates but $100 is more than you'd pay in many nicer areas of the world. Thanks.
| By Manager on Friday, September 19, 2003 - 08:59 am: Edit |
The price of $100 US is the price which request a jineteira. It is possible to drop this price, because currently the market of tourisme is falling.The chicas cubanas which are not professional prostitutes require between 40 to 60 dollars, for one whole night. That can appear expensive, but quality is there!
| By Admin on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 02:00 pm: Edit |
Admin: Photos integrated
Manager, great report. I want to verify all that you said. I just returned from a short trip, and you were right on. The attitude of the cubana chicas....the pricing...all of it. I plan on posting a trip report soon.
I must say, I truely enjoyed that report, thank you Manager. The rough translation forced the reader to focus on the real meaning of what you said. It added a great deal of rich information. I even found the comment about using fruits in lieu of vibrators to be most amusing. Bravo, as it were. I look forward to visiting soon.
| By Max on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 10:31 pm: Edit |
Just returned from 11 days in Havana, some of the girls are now asking $200 for the night. Of course we told them to take a hike. My friends got some superhot girls for $70 for the night and a return freebie the next day. I never paid more than $40 and got a lot of freebies from girls that wanted to hang with us. Don't pass up the TP "Tourist Pussy" these women from Italy, Switezerland, USA and England are fucking for free.
