Thursday, July 24. I was to fly home from Manila in 8 days and I felt a little sadness thinking that I could see the sand in my trip’s hourglass running low before my eyes. This trip had been the most hedonistically pleasurable experience of my life and I did NOT want it to end!

I was up early like always and about 8 AM got a call from Epi saying he was ready to head for the hospital. And after the blood coughing incident of the night before I was more resolved than ever to go with him, especially after he had assured me that our visit including medications would be CHEAP. The hospital we went to was 1 block off of Second Road on Soi 4 (I believe). It looked quite modern from the outside, and the lobby inside was easily as nice as any medical facility I have visited in the States. Was Epi SURE this was going to be cheap?

We checked in at the window and got a clipboard to fill out our standard information, and 5 minutes later (I had already had my blood pressure, height, weight checked by a nurse) I was being summoned to see a little female doctor. For those of you HMO lovers in the States, please note that I saw an ACTUAL MEDICAL FUCKING DOCTOR!!! She asked what ailed me and I told her a sore throat, acid in stomach, nada mas. She asked a couple questions, examined my throat, wrote me a couple prescriptions, and 2 minutes after entering her office I was off to get my meds.

There was an ID card waiting for me when I got out of her office and I dropped off the card and precriptions at the pharmacy in the lobby and then was told to go to the next window and pay the bill. Uh oh. But the damage? NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY BAHT! ~ TWENTY-TWO BUCKS! Which included a 6 day cycle of antibiotics (which costs me 12 bucks in Mexico, and I wouldn’t even GUESS how much in the States) and the other meds for my stomach! Unbelievable. Oh, and everyone at the hospital spoke great English as well.

Epi soon joined me and also had a ridiculously cheap bill. We got our meds and then headed out for breakfast at the restaurant next to the hotel. I took my stomach medicine right before the meal as directed (and for the next 4 or so days) and wouldn’t have ANY problems thereafter.

The rest of the morning/early afternoon was same ol’, same ol’ – internet, nap a bit, watch a little TV. I found the hours between 8 AM and 2 PM to be exTREMELY boring in Pattaya, though I guess if I hadn’t had such messed up sleeping patterns (or if I had managed ANY longtime girls) I could have slept late (or had some morning slices) and cut into that boredom a little..

My plan for that afternoon was to go back to the short time mecca of Soi 6 where I had been simply blown away by the quantity of girls available and willing to go for a ‘quickie’. My ‘quickie’ had lasted 2 hours, though! But as the soapies were the other early afternoon option I saw, and they were a bit expensive, IMO, Soi 6 was going to be the ticket as it promised to be satisfying and CHEAP.

Epi had hooked up with an amiga of his from a prior trip, so I set off on my own about 3 PM and ended up walking along the beach to try and find the Soi 6 beer bars I had been to the day before. Apparently the areas between Beach Road and Second Road widen a bit as you walk towards downtown Pattaya (the skyline), though, as pretty soon I couldn’t see ANYthing I recognized to my left. I walked for a good half hour or so before I figured I’d turn around and find the place I was SUPPOSED to be. It was nice to actually be near the beach, though, and I didn’t mind the steady sprinkling because the sun beating down on me would have made it really hot.

After wandering around for 20 minutes or so trying to dodge the increasingly larger raindrops, I finally spotted the Soi 6 bars I had been to the day before, and made it about 15 yards down when I ran smack into the little short young chick with BIG tits (OH so appropriately named Ta, as in TA TA!) that I had flirted with briefly the day before. Having no idea whether she had showed up at my room at the designated time or not (I didn’t bother to wait for her), I scolded her for standing me up, and as is the case 90% of the time in Mexico, she came out immediately with her sob story that the mamasan wouldn’t let her leave early. Of course I played that up to no end and told her of how she had ruined my evening the night before and about how I had cried because she hadn’t come to my room and how I had thought I might never see her again, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I know, I laid it on a LITTLE thick!!!

She dragged me inside her bar, and by the time we had drinks in front of us she was on my lap with skirt pulled up, tits pulled from her bra and fully pressed into my mouth, and I was quickly one HAPPY white boy! My dick was pitching a major tent, and there seemed little point in sitting in the bar and getting ‘acquainted’, as we had already cleaned each other’s tonsils thoroughly, and I don’t think there’s much after that that can be improved upon with any ‘whatcho name, whay u from’ type conversation. So I simply asked how much, and she said something like 300 for the room. I questioned that, as it was cheaper than what I had paid the day before, and she said that was for one hour.

I asked her how many times we could boom boom in one hour, and she got big eyed and said my increasingly favorite words: “UP TO YOU!”. So I had a little fun with her and asked, “OK, so we boom boom 5 times 1 hour?” And her eyes got even BIGGER and she giggled a bit and again said “UP TO YOU!” WOW! Well let’s get started then!

I paid for the untouched drinks and the money for the barfine/room, and we grabbed the drinks and headed out the door towards the back stairway that led up to the same group of rooms I had been to the day before. Epi had actually told me that he had been right behind the girl I was going with now the day before and that she had ended up being locked out of her room after leaving the key in the room when she headed for the shower down the hall, so he ended up passing her and her customer while they were clad only in towels in the hallway! DOH! I must have gotten a deluxe room or something the day before as it had its own shower.

This time, however, I ended up in Ta’s actual room that she shared with another girl. It was a little weird seeing a bunch of pictures of them lying around, and I assume that her friend didn’t use that room with customers, as she had a framed picture with her and a white guy embracing in it. Must be LOOOOVE!

We made out for a little bit and my girl got the towels ready to head toward the shower, but as we both ended up naked on our way to the shower down the hall, I ended up bending her over the side of the bed, lifting her towel and rubbing my dick against her ass first. And when she started writhing against me it didn’t take much persuasion to actually let me put it in, and a few seconds later after finding the range I was slam fucking her from behind, standing up with her bent over the bed! While I am all for hygiene and showers and hyper-cleanliness, the mutual showers before sex ritual of SE Asia had become a little dull for me, and this random incident of spontaneity was VERY exciting. I think it was for Ta too, as she appeared to be SERIOUSLY into things.

As excited as I was, blast-off time didn’t take long, and soon we were in the shower down the hall, our original destination before the brief ‘interlude’. While we were soaping each other up in the shower I told Ta we only had “4 more boom boom to go!” and she started laughing and said “You have power?” pointing to my quite happy better half. I told her that it needed her help, but that it shouldn’t be a problem. And while WOOD wouldn’t be a problem as she sucked and we fucked (including titty fucking, of course, to put those GIANT tits to their optimal use) for the next 45 minutes, I ended up stopping things and trying to save load for later.

We showered again, I gave her 500 baht, and headed back toward the hotel when she turned to go back to her bar. Comparing my ‘quickie’ to the short time sessions I had in Mexico, I had gotten pretty much everything under the sun from this HUGE titted young girl (who was very similar in looks to a girl I once LUSTED after in Tijuana) for a full hour in a decent room for the same price as I’d be expected to pay for a disinterested glorified hole in the mattress back in Mexico. While it still wasn’t 20 bucks for all night like you get in Angeles City, I was VERY happy with the short time prices on Soi 6 which included an onsite room. It made me think that if the Santos street places in AC had those types of onsite rooms (instead of the horrible ones they have now) and that volume of doable girls, AC would be PERFECT. Chalk this up as a huge advantage for Pattaya.

As I passed the restaurant next to the hotel, Epi saw me and called over and I joined him and his amiga as they finished an early dinner. She had been late, as always, he said, but they had eventually hooked up. I told Epi that I really hadn’t seen much of Pattaya beyond our little area, and he said that we should take the baht bus over to Walking Street and the go gos there that evening.

Around 8 PM we did just that, catching a baht bus (that cost us 10 baht each) right in front of the hotel and taking a 10 minute ride to Walking Street, which I would guess is named that because there is no motorized traffic on it, just pedestrians milling about the streets. One thing that struck me about Walking Street (which is an awesome spectacle) was ‘what the hell are all these white WOMEN doing here’. Pattaya as a co-ed vacation destination?

Epi knew plenty of go gos in the area, and we hit several of them that night. We took a walk through an alley to check out What’s Up, where I called a big titted ‘rhino’ (Epi’s words) down from the stage and then couldn’t get rid of her for a good half hour despite doing my best to offend her with my cheapness. We had previously hit the go go immediately across from What’s Up, which Epi said had been a wild place on previous visits, but it was pretty tame when we were there in late July, though it was pretty early when we went in and the bar was empty of customers.

Back to Walking Street we headed into Happy a Go Go, and I honestly couldn’t figure out what all the fuss was about with the talent there. There were decent looking girls, to be sure, but I didn’t see ANY I would call stunning, and we were there for close to an hour. The girl dancing bottomless on the table immediately above us was pretty cool. The recent crackdown on such activities is a shame, but IMO it’s a minor inconvenience and not a reason to pick some other destination. Comparing things to the Philippines, I had a LOT of fun in Angeles and the only nudity in the bar there comes if you buy a body shot or management locks the door for some special show (they did this at the SOB party). And finally, the body painting was kind of neat, but I did not find it erotic in the LEAST.

The go go I liked the best by FAR in Pattaya was Living Dolls 2 as they had a continuously interesting show, a large lineup of attractive and friendly girls, and the featured lesbian show was EXCELLENT with amazingly attractive girls. Epi took a shot and tried to barfine two of the featured dancers from the show during the show’s intermission, but didn’t have any luck, probably because it was still just a little past midnight and they had to dance again.

As we had spent close to 4 hours in the various go gos on Walking Street, I was getting a little go go’d out and figured we should go back and check out the beer bars closer to the hotel and pick out some company for the night. We took the baht bus back and jumped out a couple blocks from the hotel and had a few drinks at the various beer bars fronting Second Road making our way back down to Soi 1.

Much like my first night in Pattaya, merely approaching the entrance to the Beer garden area on Soi 1 just off of Second Road got me SURROUNDED by a group of girls that started grabbing on to me and trying to DRAG ME to their bar. Unless you are gay or exceedingly happily married or maybe have very firm plans, it is an insanely unnatural act to extricate yourself from this situation and walk away, and I asked the prettiest girl in the group where her bar was and told her I’d go there if she’d drink with me. Meanwhile Epi had successfully skirted the rushing throng and had headed over to a bar on the right to talk with a girl he knew there.

Well UNLIKE the first night I had been kidnapped by a girl at the entrance to the beer garden, this girl apparently had very little interest in me, almost immediately heading behind the bar and resuming bartending duties. I was a little upset at this, but then realized it was probably just ego bruising and that I was out a grand total of 4 bucks or so for the drinks and that I should just get up and move on to the next one. And as I looked back into the back of the complex, I saw the ‘band’ I had hung out with my first night there. And as luck would have it, the hot mamasan was there too! Interesting…

I headed back, and though I hadn’t seen her, my girl from the first night saw me approaching the back bar and was immediately attached to my hip and appeared DELIRIOUSLY happy to see me. Uh oh. While I wasn’t at all UNhappy to see her, I had no desire to barfine her again and didn’t want her to get in the way if anything might develop with MAMASAN. I made it a point of not offering a drink, and the first thing I brought up to her was whether she had told Mamasan of my comment the other night about wanting to screw her little ass. She said she actually had told her that.

As mamasan was busy at the bar drinking with an Asian customer, I thought for a few minutes that I was going to be SOL in my desire to bed her and might even somehow get stuck repeating with my girl from the first night. But soon enough Epi came over and rescued me from HER, and the last I heard he was negotiating a rear entry with my first night girl who was supposedly semi-receptive. I found out later that she had said she might be able to deliver the mamasan as well! VERY interesting.

As soon as the mamasan had sent the Asian guy on his way, I was right next to her and asked her to have a drink with me. I brought up my message to her, and she acted highly embarrassed and said ‘but you want my ASS!”, and I told her DAMNED RIGHT I want your ass! She didn’t say much at that point, but she did say a bit later that she couldn’t go with anyone that night because of the red plague. OK, she doesn’t want to go, that’s the oldest excuse in the world, better leave and find somebody that WANTS to go. But when she invited me to play pool (I suck at pool like you wouldn’t believe), I told her that if I managed to beat her she had to go with me and since she was bleeding she’d have to find ‘alternate ways’ of pleasing me. She agreed, and it was game on. Well, sort of…

She was as retarded at the game as I was, and it took forEVER to finish a game. She managed to finally win game one but then suggested that we play best of three, and I somehow won the second. But when I finally sank the 8 ball in game three and let out a SCREAM of triumph, I was a VERY happy boy! All I could think about at that moment was MAMASAN’S ASS, and it WOULD be mine!

Epi had warned me that as she was the Mamasan, her barfine would be higher than a regular girl’s, and as always, he was 100% correct, and it set me back a whopping 500 baht. Hey, I been to Bangkok, baby, can’t sticker shock me! Well, not with 500 baht, anyway! As we walked the couple blocks back to the hotel at 3 AM as almost all the places were closing, she told me that she had another job in the daytime and said she could only come for short time. I said it was up to her, and I told her that I had a date in the morning with my first girl from her bar to come over and cut my hair the next morning before leaving to return to Bangkok.

When we got to the room I was HIGHLY excited. Mamasan was HOT! But I still had doubts that she was really going to pony up her ass. And wouldn’t you know, first thing inside the door she said that she was going to the bathroom and when she came out she said there had been a miraculous development, and that she wasn’t bleeding and that I could actually screw her afterall!!! LUCKY ME! DAMMIT!!! While I certainly wouldn’t have bet anything of value that she would actually follow through on my goal of busting her ass, I did have my hopes up, and when she ended up telling me NO I was a bit disappointed. But I had vaginal sex to console me, so all wasn’t lost!

We traded shower time and got down to business when she finished and came out wrapped in her towel. I little kissing led to her getting on top which was followed by missionary and doggie. Unfortunately despite having such a small frame, Mamasan didn’t have the tight body that I thought she had at all, and she had probably had the loosest pussy I had experienced not only on this trip but in a LOOOONG time anywhere. And while she never said a word to complain, the noises she made while I was fucking her sounded exactly like OWWW, which was quite annoying. The chemistry here was just not good, and when I finally finished 20 minutes into my session with her I was quite glad that she had told me she didn’t want to stay long time. I took a couple of pics and then she showered again and got dressed.

We had a little dispute when it came time to pay her as she was leaving. I offered her 500 baht and she said she usually got more. I told her that 500 baht was more than fair for 30 minutes in the room, and that I had already paid her barfine as well. This was Pattaya, not Bangkok. She said that she didn’t usually go with customers anymore, and that she usually got at least 1,000 baht. I simply told her that was too much, but to avoid bad feelings I would give her 700 if she would give me change from 1,000. As she didn’t have change she took the 500 and left. Funny that after this little dispute she wasn’t interested in coming back the next morning before work anymore to meet up with her co-worker from the bar who was supposedly coming over to cut my hair! OOPS!

I felt bad arguing about money after the fact with a girl, but she had played games with me re: the period thing, I had already paid an inflated barfine with her, and she had only stayed for a very short period of time. SHE was the one saying she had to leave early.

I quickly forgot about the incident and fell asleep around 4 AM. While I had quite enjoyed Pattaya I was excited about being going back to Bangkok the next day and then on Saturday loomed my return trip to the Philippines and my sweeties in Angeles that I had been missing so much. Thailand had been good for racking up more numbers of girls and for having a variety of experiences, but I was ready for the near guaranteed GFE of AC once again. Of course I would end up getting possibly the greatest GFE of the trip the next day in Bangkok, but I didn’t know that yet.

Photos: Ta 128 129
Photos: Mamasan 131 132 133

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You spent your entire time in Pattaya at the beer bars in Soi 2 and the short time bars on Soi Yodsack/6? You have to return another day to check out the go go bars for more than four hours. Their are hundreds of them and they fluctuate in talent constantly...I think you got lazy and stuck too close to home too long. Give it a go go next time. Sometimes, it's better to go by yourself so you can venture into uncharted waters sometimes instead of pairing up with someone who has a particular routine. You were lucky to have Epi to party with as that guy is a party into itself. I also noticed that you barebacked a Soi 6 bargirl on the way to the shower....geez, at least I waited till my 3rd trip to start barebacking....lol.

Blazers, guilty as charged re: being lazy and sticking close to the hotel and the beer bars near there, BUT, while I only spent 6 nights in Thailand and only 3 nights in Pattaya, I enjoyed the beer bars in both Bangkok and Pattaya a lot more than I enjoyed the go gos. Should I have given the go gos more of a chance? Of course, no argument. And the next time I'm there for more than 3 or so days (which still won't be on my next trip) I might.

Re: Soi 6/Yodsak, I loved that place, and if you can suggest some daytime mongering activities in Pattaya that can give me anywhere near the bang for the buck that I got there I'd love to hear about it.

And finally, LOL, re: your OBSESSION with condom usage in my report, you always simply ASSUME I didn't use one if I don't explicitely say that I did. Why not give me the benefit of the doubt? The story just doesn't sound as good if I start telling you about all the fumbling with condoms I did!

Yeah sure, you happened to grab a condom as you are bending her over on the way to the shower...it's Ok dude, I am not judging you, I am as guilty as the next guy. I didn't realize you were only in Pattaya for 3 days...guess that explains a lot. Surprised you actually went to Pattaya as Epi is a big Nana fan.

Blazers

I actually LOVE Pattaya, but like to leave a LOT of time for it, not just a TJ-like bombing run. Also, while NEP is fun, I have some other little hole-in-the-wall places that I frequent that I actually prefer. I use Nana like I use the mall - I shop, not necessarily buy.

My last trip had me with the same girl for 6 days in BKK (with a few STs thrown in for good measure) and so making it to Pattaya was difficult. Why bring a sandwich to the buffet, eh?

Porker

I actually arranged it with your little girl from that beer bar that I could fuck her in the ass AND she'd deliver mamasan for some hot lesbo action!! I want to get the picture of my dick up her ass while she eats mamasan. Wonder when I'll get back there for that... NEXT MONTH BABY!!

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