My cherry trip to Thailand consisted of four nights in Pattaya. I went there from Angeles City, Philippines as a side trip. Got most of my information on the FLB site. I went with a very good buddy, RW.

Ok, as soon as we got to Manila airport we were both laughing our asses off . I swear that neither of us have ever looked forward to something more since we were kids on Xmas eve. We had been to Phils many times as well as other destinations, but Thailand was the ultimate. We get in the taxi in Bangkok and head for Pattaya.

The taxi driver soon became our very good friend. He said that he is finished with work after our fare and would be happy to take us anywhere we like in Pattaya . We asked how much for this service and he said it was up to us.

We check in at the Penthouse Hotel. Then back in the taxi and told him to take us to a soapy! I had been dreaming of soapies for a few years by now. I forget the name of the place, but it is one of the big ones. I got two girls. Of course they were both very pretty. Well, I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. Most would swear that a 12 year old boy was in the room instead of a world class monger. The soapy went just as I had expected. Bath, mat, mattress. The girls didn’t speak much English so I couldn’t explain why I was giggling so much. Overall, a good first experience. My buddy’s session did not go as well. He explained that it was mechanical?

The taxi driver was waiting for us when we finished. I made a note that we were not over charged by taking the taxi there. He parked a ways down the street. I was hungry as hell by this point. I had heard of hands free restaurants in Thailand and told the driver what I wanted. Ended up in a karaoke bar about half way between our hotel and the soapy. Not at all what I expected, but the girls did feed me. This was basically a total waste of time. I was starving and I’m a big guy . I had to order four times to get full. We probably spent two hours here. My buddy was having a good time, and since his birthday was only hours away I made sure to let him have things his way.

After the deafening karaoke bar, the driver wanted to help us find some girls for the night. Well we both knew better, but we decided to see what he had in mind. Ended up going to more fucking karaoke bars. At one point, just after midnight, he sang happy birthday to my buddy at a karaoke bar. Apparently his relations own a few. Every place we hit had the ugliest girls. Reminded me of Tijuana’s Revolution bars. Yuck. Finally I had enough and told the driver to take us back to the hotel. At this point, his cousin’s brother’s sister’s in-law(?) was in the front passenger seat. The driver seem genuinely concerned for our fun and tried to get us to go to more karaoke bars. I insisted at this point to return us to the hotel. The drive back to the hotel was a trip and a half. Nothing at all looked familiar. Seemed like we were driving in the jungle or something. My buddy and I exchanged some glances. Us in the back seat had the front seat by at least a hundred solid pounds, but… I started humming the song from the movie Deliverance.

Well, nothing eventful happened. Five minutes later we were outside our hotel again. We tipped the driver well and he gave us his card. All and all, not the worst four hours I spent. Most of you reading this know that the Penthouse Hotel is right in the middle of everything. We ended up at the bear bars on beach road. I barfined two cuties and my buddy got one. My room was one of the top rooms, Jacuzzi, two stages, swing, ect. Had a great time of course all night long. Next day my girls got our sim card for our phones. We hooked up with MalibogMark and he schooled us on the foot massages.

The rest of the trip was terrific for me. My buddy got a sinus infection our last night and was out of it for the last 24. I only had 7 more barfines and two more soapies, but they were all top quality. I found the Thai girls were just as GFE as the Phils girls, with the exception of the soapies. We did get confused as hell at some of the gogo bar’s barfine pricing structure, but we managed.

Now for the minuses as far as comparisons. My biggest bitch is the girls mostly don’t like pics taken. The language barrier is huge. My favorite girl from the whole trip almost was lost and forgotten. I barfined her from a bear bar, Billion Beer? I will say I did fall in love with her, ok, as much as I could in 15 hours. We wanted to go to the movies at the mall. She said taking the scooters would be the cheapest and fastest. Well, my driver could not understand at all what I was saying and I didn’t know the area well. I ended up at the wrong mall, TWICE! I finally went back to her bar and told mommy what happened. This took about twenty minutes. She called her cell and a few minutes later we were reunited and had the best of times for the rest of the day and night. I didn’t have a chance, or I just didn’t want to ruin it. But at 4am I told her I needed to pack and go to the airport. She told me she was 19, but cried like a two year old until I bid her good bye at the front desk. Don’t worry, I got her cell number and will make every attempt to contact her next month. Wait, some of you might think I was joking when I said I fell in love?

As can be seen, not a lot of cons in Pattaya. Now for the pros. Thailand is clean!!! Even the short time hotels from the beer bars were better than I was used to in my mongering experience. I love the food. Now for the best of the best, of course in my humble opinion. The regular massages!!! I had at least three two hour massages a day. Even had one girl come to my room the last two nights after she got off work. I was just chatting with a fellow monger buddy in Mexico about how I haven’t gotten laid since I got back from Phils two weeks ago. I just realized this today. Maybe I’m getting old (38), but I am looking forward to the massages more than anything else. And if they close the soapies… …Ok, I am not a world power, but someone will pay for this!

I want to throw one more episode in . I went to a beer bar on soi 6 or 7 maybe. Well the girls were eating outside. It was more than obvious to the girls which one caught my eye. We went inside for a drink. By this time MalibogMark had clued me into what these bars are all about. Cut to the chase, we went to the short time hotel, showered, then in the bed. We did kiss a little, but not much. I chew tobacco at times so I didn’t French kiss her up to this point. When she went down on me I let out a scream that reminded me of the movie Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, the new one. My dick burned like I had never felt in my life. I felt it to my kidneys. My first thought was that she had a razor blade in her mouth or something. I grabbed her hair to stop her. She looked scared. I forced her face to mine (no chew in my mouth now) and French kissed her. Ok, my tongue started burning. Come to find out, she ate so much spicy , and I mean SPICEY food before that the residual burnt my dick. We took a shower together and she held me like a child while I held mister happy. An hour later we had incredible sex. She was a little older, maybe 25, but she knew what she was doing.

One other memorable experience. Barfined a cutie from I think Lipstick? We went to dinner, a few bar hops, and an hour in my room making out. She gets a call on her cell. Her sister is wondering where she is. We haven’t made boom boom yet. She told me that she needed to be home in an hour or she would get beaten by her father. She told me that her parents do not know she recently took up work as a whore. I am very experienced at this sort of shit, and I will defend her that she was telling me the truth. I told her that if she has to leave before morning, NO TIP. She was in tears moments later and several phone calls, some I even spoke to her sister. She finally left without any boom boom and I didn’t return to her bar.

One more… The girl I actually took out on a decent date. It was her, my buddy , and I. We went down walking street and ate a couple surf and turfs each. I tried to take some pics, and she said she was going to tell mommy over some pussy shots. Hmmm, never heard that line before. Thai girls in general are more shy than Phils girl???

The night of my return to PI was as eventful as they come. Ended up ringing the bell at Flamingo and the daddy in charge actually didn’t let me ring it again when I tried. Fell out of a trike, pissed off my buddy, pissed off big time my PI steady, got banned from a bar that I can’t remember, barfined two girls for 5 days that I didn’t even fuck ever, and still finding out things to this day.

Overall, I love Thailand. I will be there next month, 13-19. Thinking now of staying at Flipper Lodge, unless someone has a better suggestion. This trip, I will be on a big time budget. Period. No more than $300/day! All you Vegas mongers, mongering1@yahoo.com.

Bud

Sounds like you had blast in Pattaya. I had a similar experience with an overbearing taxi driver who just wasted valuable time. You can't go wrong with the Flipper lodge or the Flipper House -- both places are very clean and strageically located. Only thing is you gotta book early b/c they're often sold out. So, did you check out some of the bigger go-gos like Happy or Supergirl or Superbaby? Every other babe in there is hot, but they're not into the GFE thing at go-gos.

Rule number ONE in Thailand ----
Never ever trust a taxi driver or any other tout !! You can do far better stumbling around on your own or even just asking around at the bars about what to do or where to go.

Sounds like you had a great time anyway.
I will be in Pattaya from Oct 11 thru 16 if you want to hook up. Staying at Diamond Beach Resort right in the middle of the action on Soi Diamond-- primo mongering location !!!!

No rule number one is;

Never ever, ever, never ever, take a Thai person seriously

More of the EPIC adventures of Bigballs, please keep them coming! Oh, and the PICS?

You guys are funny with your 'rules'. MY rule in Thailand would be to never run out of baht.

BigBalls

Uhhh - weren't you there in May? I was not in Thailand the month of March...

E

Yes I was there in May, where did you come up with March? I was in PI in March. OK, I see it now. I didn't date my trip, so not my mistake.
Bud

bigballs,

Are you still going to be in town Oct 13th? I'll be in town the 10th-19th and planning on staying at the Penthouse.

Tell me did the girls enjoy the stage and swing? I see the Flipper doesn't have a jacuzzi in room

-dm

I will arrive on the 13th. You will enjoy The Penthouse. I got lost in the place, of course that is par for me. The girls did enjoy the swing, just like a kid. The swing actualy never came into play. I origninally thought it would be located over the bed. But it is just suspended in an empty space. The girls did swing in it, but I couldn't figure out a way of using it that would be better than the things I did with them elsewhere. The first night, the two beer bar girls did dance on the stages a little, but I told them to quit and get in the bed! The jacuzzi was alright, but I have one at home I rarely use, and the thought of spending any time in hot water in Thailand is not exactly the first thing on my mind, unless it's the beginning of a soapy. lol

I still need to buy a phone for there and install my sim card so I can get my number again. I don't have reservations yet at Flipper Lodge, so plans may change.

Email me before you go and we will hook up. Seems my cherry boy might be having problems getting a ticket from Manila.

mongering1@yahoo.com
Bud