God Bless Brazil...Help Disco and Final Words

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By Lgjg24 on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 12:17 pm:  Edit

This club called help has many memories and for me it was my stomping ground almost everynight, for some reason i like it. i guess its the challenge and the hunt. you go in looking for your perfect girl and the challenge is to find her among the ugly and the bleek. I must say in slower times that only 10% of the girls here on any given night are do-able. the rest nasty, skanky, whores who will piss the fuck out of you if you let them. I will give you newbie some advice as to how i went about the hunt in help. Let me say that out of all 3 trips i have probably taken home about 20 girls to my apt. or hotel with no problem and i never received a bad session. first arrive in front of help around 10:45 and sit at a table to scout the pre crowd. it allows you to take a good look at who will be inside so you can start your gameplan. if you see a hottie outside call her to your table and talk with her. if shes that hot dont bother gambling as chances are she will get scooped rather quickly. but give her the LG 20 minute interview. its like shes applying for a job to have sex with you. ask her tons of questions to see if you would hire her. if she opens up to you, and genuinly seems interested(is not looking for other guys while you are talking with her, etc)then start the negotiations. you are on your way to a good session. if she is cold or seems uninterested wake up she will be the same way when you get home. send her off with a smile.

Go into help around 12:00 since this is when 3/4 of the girls get there since it is 10 reals cheaper. find yourself a seat and see whats on the menu for tonight. i usually wait until 12:30 before i try to talk to anyone. i usually have 3-4 girls i had my eyes on. next stand near where the girl is that you like. start flirting , smiling, etc and see what her reaction is. if you get good response let her come to you. if she doesnt dont walk over right away, play the game. walk around or go to the bathroom. come up behind her in a few minutes and start talking with her.DONt talk about money in your first 2 lines. obviously she is working here so dont treat her like a prostitute if you want to have a good session with her.talk with her like any girl from the states, if she doesnt speak english try your best(dancing doesnt hurt)if she seems interested take her upstairs for "the interview" you will pass a lot of guys interviewing upstairs.get to know her, let her open up. if she likes you she will want to give you a great session and you will have a great time. again if she is all business, talking money, wants to leave with you now, throw her back in the ocean, and try again. if shes the one than enjoy yourself, go dance, get a little warmup rubbing upstairs, enjoy the ride. you know your going to get laid so relax.
take my advice for what its worth but i will tell you it has always worked so far.well enough of help 101......
I have been going here for 2 weeks now so i met a lot of friends(non session girls) who were very cool. not every girl there is all about money.
Another thing to look for is find girls that are by themselves, or in the corner, sitting quiet. chances are these are the semi pro types. i met a lot of girls during this slow time that were from smaller cities there to make some money for a few weeks. still in school,etc.look and ye shall find.
another note find a cool bartender and tip him once in a while, 1 real will do every other round if you want. but after my first night i had drinks waiting for me over 10 people lined up because of it and they will make you a nice drink.
well now for my funny story....
So i arrive at help one night and i ran into one of my non session friends. she introduces me to this beautiful girl that works at franks bar. i kiss her on the cheek but have to go because i am with a chica already.as i left she called me "Frango" which means chicken because i go from girl to girl to girl.......this was my nickname from my friends.
The next night i am alone in help and a chica come up to me and asks me to dance. she says she has seen me there for the last 2 weeks but i was always with a girl. so i start dancing with her. she tells me she likes me, and i say you like everyguy with money. but i tell her i am not taking a chica tonight.i dont have much money left(true,i only had 200usd for the next 5 days, and these girls dont take amex,not yet anyways)she says i dont want any money, i like you. wow, surprised by this i was liking rio more and more. so we start kissing and touching and i look up and theres my chica friend from the last 6 days.(we hung out a lot during the day, sweet girl, sessioned once but never charged me. we were friends for about a week)so i walk over to her and say why the look, we are just friends and you are working. i have no problem with you and other guys. she tries to explain that is not by choice its just work)fuck these brazilians get jealous.she calls me "Frango"so i walk away and continue on. now girl i was kissing gets mad because she knows i was with that girl for 2 days. I tell her i dont know how you girls all get so jealous, you do the same thing.i cannot believe how much these girls remember. they know every girl you ever talked with in this place. i even had 2 girls come up to me that remembered me from my february vacation and they still talked about the girls i was with then. blows me away how they do it. anyways i didnt need this shit, so i tell her i will be back and go get a drink.
now im in line to pay for my drink and this girl kisses me, its my friends' friend from last night that works at franks bar. she is so excited to see me.she tells me i like to kiss a lot of girls and dance because she saw me yesterday with a girl, and she saw me with both girls tonight.i tell her i am single and i am on vacation. she says she likes me very much and was waiting to talk with me. i tell her the same thing i told the other girl(about the money) she says i like you i dont want any money. fuck, i was just as surprised as you are, am i dreaming i have 2 girls fighting over me for free.god bless this place. i think she is beautiful so i decided to go dance with her. we are dancing and i see other 2 girls looking at me like they want to cut my dick off. oh well i was drunk at this point so i didnt care, plus i was getting an amazing show from this beautiful girl, wow she can dance.its about 3:00 now and she asks if i want to leave so we get a cab to my apartment.

This girls ass could not be any better,perfect to my liking. tight, g string tan, shaven Y completely, and my favorite age-18. her body was perfect could not have been any better. She is a white girl, but has these braided extensions which somehow i liked, and she had this tatoo of a monsters face with bugs coming out of the mouth wrapped around her body. normally i hate tatoos but it worked on this girl. we talked for a short time, so sweet. and the she gives me a 10 minute stip show, well she was already in her g string but she danced for me. we had the best sex all night(top 5 in my life)next day she tells me she is going home in 3 days but she wants to spend them with me.watch out i might fall for this one- i keep reminding myself where i am. so guess whati did for the next 3 days. i bought her a flight home for 50 usd it was the least i could do after her taking off from franks just to be with me.Put her in a cab for santos dumante, wow that was tough.

Photo: Frank's Girl

So my last 2 nights i go to help. walk in and of course i run into girl from 4 days ago. i give her a kiss and ask her if she is still mad at me. she says yes.its so funny how these girls get but after everything i did they got over it very easy she was just trying to act mad, within minutes everything was fine. girl # 2 walks in and sees me with girl # 1 now i get a look again. i tell her to stop and i will talk to her later. my friend is a little upset with me(for reason) this girl treated me very nice and was my friend. we went to baja together, saw a movie, never paid her, just friends. she was going back to sao paulo soon so i bought her a few drinks and we made up.
I must say that i do not have a digital camera yet i did take a few pictures i will post. i found over the 3 weeks i went to help at least 10 hot, girls. 18-19 with perfect bodies. there was even 1 girl i talked with who was 5"11 professional model and actress but still worked fri and sat nights.just turned 18 and she was born in a favala.fucking amazing guess girl type, so trust me i found some talent here that blew any terma girl away. so dont write help off on your journey. follow my steps and you should be off to a good time. The other thing is on the weekends most of the termas girls end up here.the whole crew from luomo was there on friday. i was surprised when muiatta comes up to me and tells me to come hang out with them onstage. plus i got a lot of inside info being friends with so many of these cool girls. a lot of them work at barbarella, and sometimes go to help. i met a few that worked at both.
In conclusion i must say for my first trip i would go in february because like this explorer guy who went there recently had a bad time. if he went in february he would have a whole new outlook on rio. the beaches are completely packed, and there are so many girls from all over brazil, mainly young fresh 18 year olds that are off from school vacation giving a little love in that city of God.I hope you enjoyed my vacation, and maybe see some of you guys on my next trip to Meca. here are a few pics to entice you...

Photos: Blondie 1 Blondie 2

By Bomboa on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 01:49 pm:  Edit

hahaha, sounds like you had a great time! well, you topped me...i haven't been to Help very many times, but i never had girls there fighting over me and wanting to give it for FREE! the best i got a few times was "just pay me whatever you want"...which was cool.

if there is a common lesson to be learned however...it's to always go for the ones are fresh off the bus, sort of speak.

By Otrohombre on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 04:55 pm:  Edit

Thanks for the great reports.

OH

By Moondog on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 12:09 am:  Edit

Lgig24,

Help is always fun, and the girls in Brasil and Argentina are so networked, it is unbelieveable. What you experienced goes on all over Latin America, and these girls must have a 1000 gb memory in their heads. They do not forget, and if you leave with a girl, and come back to the same club the next night, within 3 minutes, all of her friends will know how good you were, how big you are, how long it took you to cum, how much money you paid, were you nice, ete, etc, etc. Amazing.

Glad you had fun. :-)

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

(Message edited by moondog on September 24, 2003)

By Costaricardo on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 01:18 am:  Edit

Moondog knows what he is talking about. The garota grapevine is simply amazing. I am glad that you had such a good time. The main reason I go to Rio is to experience the Help scene. I was there the week before Labor Day and I just couldn't have had a better time.
Your description and your observations are right on target, as is your method of "interviewing."
The only thing I might add is that, in general, the less English they speak, the better off you
are. Thanks for the report.

By FLhobbyer on Thursday, September 25, 2003 - 09:18 pm:  Edit

Great post.
I love Help too... well, the 10% of it.

And let's face it, it's a great place to meet girls - I mean, the music isn't too loud, it's a huge place, high ceilings mean you can avoid cigarette smoke pretty well (much easier than say at a place like Luomo) or worse cigars, drinks are cheap, especially compared to chica bars in Argentina...

By Hunterman on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 03:15 pm:  Edit

You are safada, Lgig. Good work.

By Hunterman on Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:56 pm:  Edit

Oops, as my Portuguese improves (from about zero)...desculpa me, Lgig, you are safado.


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