Chapter 3 - Getting to Know the Locals

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By Blazers on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 12:22 pm:  Edit

Woke up around 10am with a full tank as Ms. Lancelot gave me blue balls last night. The good thing was that I fell asleep relatively easy and jetlag was starting to wear off. Did not feel like hotel shopping so I checked in for another night at Hotel Hana, although the place did not impress me that much except for the unbelievable pool outside. The pool has multiple waterfalls and Palapas covered tables. Great place to take some girls for a pool party. The best pools in AC are at the Clarkton, Oasis and Hana. Oasis is especially impressive and I wanted to stay there but the only available rooms were the Standard and they were rather small at 2,000 pesos a night...the deluxe at 2,700 was probably worth the price if money is no object.

Took a trike down to Kokomo's for an early lunch with Bigballs. Bigballs was occupied upstairs but was down to have a snack. Bigballs told his stories with some hardcore details...very similar to Epi. You might want to hold off on eating until after they tell their stories. Number One, their are both good storytellers ....especially Epi and secondly, they are not shy about the nasty details and Epi is especially funny. Listening to their pursuits could easily lead to liquid flying out of your nose.
Got a call from Rosana from my previous trip. Evidentally, she found out that I was coming to town and decided to take the bus from Samar to see me even though she has no money and quit Blue Nile. She called and said she was hungry and has no money and asked if she could bring her friend. I really wasn't interested in this girl(although she is cute) but said she could come anyways. I really did not have a close relationship with this girl but she emailed me quite a bit and sent me pics of her and letters..really strange. This girl was fresh off the farm and really did not want to go back to work. I remember her telling me she hated her job. The mamasan told me that they had a lot of complaints about her because she would refuse barfines of the older guys and lie to the others that she had mens or was cherry. She was also a continual runner. I noticed that these girls ate very little but Rosana was drinking like a fish and only weighed about 80 pounds at the most.

Soon after or before...can't remember, Prog shows up with his better half and the table was packed. Eventually, Prog was swapping stories with some of the expats he knew at the other table. I started having a discussion with Pursemonger and Dr. James about their thoughts on AC. These guys gave me a lot of insight into the place but they had lived there a while and were very jaded about the place. Rosana wasn't saying a word and kept using my phone to text her friends. Before I knew it, the whole table was full of expats tyring to give me a lecture about what to do and what not to do but it seemed as though my experiences really did not mirror any of theirs so I just took it with a grain of salt. Dr. James looked at the 20odd girls in my phonebook and figured out that we had similar tastes. He gave me the history of each girl and I found out that many of them started out at Santos and some had some background issues that scared the hell out of me. Our experiences with the girls were very similar and we were cracking up at comparing which girls had stinky pussies or not.

I was pretty buzzed and Rosanna asked to use my phone to call her friend. She took the phone inside Mo's and came back about 15 minutes later. She must have been making local calls because I had a lot of minutes left. Then it came. A wave of text messages that would confuse and horrify even the most experienced monger. It started as follows:

Jessica: Hey Rick, why your girlfriend call me a whore and tell me to fuck off...she say you think I am a whore...I not work not more, I am nice girl...She tell me my pussy stink and that I have AIDS...I am upset...why you let her do this..

Mc: Rick, where is that girl, I want to kick her ass. She call me a slut and speak many bad words in Tagalog....I don't give a shit if she is your girlfriend. Fuck you Rick, why you say such bad things to me.

Vicky: I thought you were nice guy...why you say those things to me....I am not a 3holer, I am a cherry girl...I am not an assfucker...you tell your girlfriend to go back to school and learn new words.

ETC.

In the next 20 minutes, I had 55 text messages from 12 girls. Some were friends and some I had not spoken to since my last trip. This girl sent text messages to most of the girls in my phone book and called them on the phone. She told all of them that she was my new girlfriend and that I didn't want anything to do with them because they were whores and worked at a bar. She then sent text messages signed by me and it looked like I told them that I had a new gf and they they could go get fucked in the ass by their customers. I had to spend the next 40 minutes doing damage control and trying to convince these girls that I did not send the messages. By this time, Rosana was wasted and crying. I told her friend to please call of the girls and tell them what happened. Luckily, she did and it saved me a lot of trouble. The last thing I need is a bunch of pissed off Filipinas after me with their boyfriends and brothers. I finally go the girls to trust that I didn't send the messages. The expats thought my situation was a bit funny and were giving me the "I told ya so" look. I told Rosana to leave and never talk to me again. She was crying that she had no money to eat or go back to Samar. She said she was sorry a hundred times and was groveling. This was something I could not forgive. She would not leave. She sat at another table, and kept having her friend send me notes. This bitch had the nerve to ask for 1,000 pesos and asked if I brought her any chocolates that I promised. I had to pay the bill and leave the place. I went to reconfirm my flight for Boracay the next day and stopped into La Bamba for a breather. My phone would not stop ringing and Rosana kept saying she was sorry....It wasn't starting out to be a good day.
Once in La Bamba, I did notice that their daytime lineup is very impressive. A couple of the hotties were cherry girls but they had some cute girls with sweet dispositions. Decided to text Donna from Shadows to come over for an afternoon Santos Session to go. Walked back to Kokomo's to see if everything was OK and Dr. James said that they came back, trying to track me down and wanted to know where I was staying. Time to go back to the hotel.

Within minutes of lying down, in comes Donna. Donna is famous in AC, as nearly every guy on this board who has visited AC have experienced her oral talents. She can be a bit strange and possessive a times but I think she is an overall delight. She gives great service with no attitude and is quite sweet. She has a tiny spinner body and a cute face...not quite a buttah face. She wont let me take pics of her for some reason and I have yet to see pics of her on the net, althoug I am sure some of the veterans have pics of her. She is 20 years old but her body looks much younger. After taking a shower, I told her to brush her teeth with my extra brush as a precautionary measure. I then jokingly told her to make sure she scrubbed her pussy good or I was not going to eat her pussy. This got her to yell and cuss a bit. Once on the bed, I hungrily started licking her clit. I turned her over and picked her up as I positioned ourselves for a 69. She gives unreal head. No teeth action, deep throat, sack licking, the works. I was starting to fall asleep as she has a nice rhythmic motion that can put you in a dreamy ecstacy. I felt like I was about to finish and started giving some caveman moans. She then started kissing me and jumped right on my hard cock. She started bucking her hips back and forth and wanted me to finish inside of her. "It's OK, I am already pregnant, you can cum inside me"...I didn't believe her, so I positioned her doggie style and squirted all over her back. She wanted to cuddle but I wanted to sleep. She got the hint and took off after showering.

Went back out about 7pm and hung out at Blue Nile for a while. The talent at Blue Nile dropped off considerably since the crackdowns. I thought the talent level would be higher, considering many girls from Misty's and Nero's work there. Most of the all star girls from Misty's and Nero's could no longer work at the bars as they did not have wisdom teeth. Took a stroll towards the smaller bars and ran into Prog with his better half. He has always been a fan of the smaller bars and now I see why. Our first stop was the Blue Fox. This place has a lot of liveliness to it. It is a small bar frequented by expats but there were some new recruits from Nero's here and I had a seat right in front of the place. I met the manager/owner and he was a great guy with the right attitude to run a bar. The guy has a curly mullet and looks a little like the lead singer of REO Speedwagon. The girl from my Nero's 3some was working here but had put on a little weight. I did happen to notice a girl with braces and nice brown skin. She probably was a lot prettier without the shitty makeup but she seemed sweet enough and looked fun, so I barfined her.

Photos: Blue Fox 05 06 07

I took my barfine with Prog and his girl and we then went over to Gecko's. By this time, I was pretty buzzed and remember only a little about this place. I do remember swapping a lot of stories with Prog and that the place had a lot of energy to it. I said my goodbyes and left with my date for the night. Once at the hotel, this girl was an animal. She wasn't a hardbody but she was tiny and had nice b-cups. She had tiny teeth covered by braces and braces with long hair is a big turn-on for me. I still am looking for a good cheerleader or school girl outfit to put these girls in but have had no luck yet...the ones at F Street Book Store suck. She went nuts went I started my DATY technique...she was screaming at the top of her lungs (rare for filipinas) and just as she was about to cum, she pulled my head up and started giving me a DFK as she pulled my cock into her soaking wet pussy. She then clutched me hard and screamed even louder. I could feel her pussy walls opening and closing...she was cumming. She started kissing with even more passion and her hips were bucking hard and I couldn't last and longer...so I came...deep inside of her...and it was heaven....it was one of those finishes that made my balls jump up and down...my tank was back to empty..to be continued

By Porker on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 07:31 pm:  Edit

Blazers, great stories and well told. I also had a little 85 lb. ball of fire grab my phone and start getting self-righteous (she actually started a text war with Epimetheus. Talk about a losing battle!) about all the names in the inbox. But when I pointed out all the GUY'S names in her address book I was told that was 'different'. It always is, ain't it?

I hope Rosana had more of a reason to come to AC than the crumbs you might send her way! Otherwise she got a little less than she bargained for!

Re: Donna, I never saw her, I don't think, but Epi's comment (well the edited version) on her today: "She's the looniest chick in Angeles!" Sounds like fun to me, though!

That Blue Fox chick is REALLY cute.

By Ceenotes on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 06:06 pm:  Edit

Interesting, Here in the states, out of all the Asian girls I have fucked. Filipino pussy is the most frequent with an odor among Asian girls. It may sound weird, but thinking about it, it's true.
Same in the PI's also. My conclusion, maybe too many guys blowing loads in them and they down flush the shit out.

CN

By Max on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 10:40 pm:  Edit

Blazers,
Great report!! I thinking of stopping off in PI on my way to Jakarta.

It surprises me when I see Hombres going bareback on these girls.

I am terrified to fuck a girl ( any girl) w/o a condom.

By Riorexxx on Saturday, November 01, 2003 - 05:43 am:  Edit

yeah, i'm curious...is bareback the norm in PI? I would think stinky pussy would be a tip off to potential stds (bad hygiene can obviously be a factor...)


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