The flight to Manila took 18 minutes as we had a little tailwind and the flight was smoother than any 747 flight. Once you land, you go to the baggage area (get bags if you have them) then wait for the attendant to take you outside and then through two more security checkpoints before boarding a different plane for Caticlan. The plane was full of Koreans on a package deal. The flight took an hour and fifteen minutes and the scenery was quite beautiful as we were at a lower elevation. You could see hundred of small islands on the way to Caticlan with no civilization. You dont realize how large the island of Mindoro is unless you fly over the top of it for 20 minutes. We started to do our final approach and I could see the water below was a clear aqua and you could see the marine life from the plane. I was in the front seat and could see that the runway was the size of a football field and had huge palm trees at the end of it. Once we hit the runway, the brakes were extremely abrupt and we stopped about 30 yards from the grass. It puzzles me how the larger Asian Spirit planes land properly but they have several flights a day without a hitch. The airport is tiny and there are tons of trike drivers there awaiting to take you to the Caticlan pier. I was staying at the Paradise Bay Resort as I won a trip to Boracay... with this hotel included. The hotel had a guy waiting for me because I had no idea where to go. We took a trike to the pier for 50 pesos and it is about 1.5 kilometers. You then buy a ticket for your boat trip to Boracay. Because it was low tide, I had to pay 10 pesos to get on a boat to take me out to the Bangka boat. The boat was full and it only took about 15 minutes to get to Boracay. I then had to pay 75 pesos to go about 1 kilometer to the resort. The resort was empty as it was slow season and the place is on the side that has coves and mangroves. Very similar topography to Krabi on this side of the island. The resort was absolutely beautiful and a slice of paradise. The owner Maxy is a German guy who lives with his Filipina wife and kids on the resort. The service was superb.
You can walk during the day time to White Beach and the walk takes you through some beautiful landscape. I shopped around with a couple of dive shops and was able to rent equipment and have a guide take me to a couple of spots for 1,600 pisos. The currents were pretty strong so I had a tough time with buoyancy at first and I was getting cotton mouth because I was hung over. I went diving in Coral Gardens and a couple other spots. The colors were amazing and the coral was vibrant. There are quite a bit of giant purple starfish which are so rich in color that they look fake. I started getting serious cotton mouth and was getting low on air so I pointed up to the guide and ended up swimming to the wrong boat. Once on the right boat, I was starting to feel the effects of my hangover and was getting queezy. I was talking to my guide about stinky pussy and blow jobs one minute and started hurling this mornings breakfast the next....the filpino who owned the boat started laughing as did the guys on the boat next to me. I gave one more power hurl in the ocean to donate some fish food and took a bow. The day was extremely gorgeous and on the way back, the guide (An Aussie) started to point out where all the good bars were on White Beach. After saying my goodbyes to the people on the boat....I walked back to the resort and took a 3 hour nap.
Decided to head out to the beach and take some time to get acquainted with the locals. Got a henna tatoo that said "Babaero" in tiki lettering. Babaero means playboy or womanizer and was a nickname many of the girls were starting to call me. There are tons of restaurants and small hotels up and down the beach. The beach really comes alive at night. You can eat a seafood buffet with giant prawns for about 150 pisos($3). The great thing about this island is that it still has the small town atmosphere, although it is very touristy. Similar to Kho Samet Island in Thailand. You wont find any high rise hotels but you will find many hotels that have individual bungalows that are decorated beautifully with all the amenities for 1,800-2,500 pesos. You can find some even cheaper hotels if you just want a 3 star bungalow but you have to look around. The most gorgeous rooms IMHO were at Nigi Nigi Noo Noos and they did have rates as low as 1,800 for the low season. Because it was monsoon season, there were bamboo poles covered with palm that blocked the wind. As a result, you could go to the beach and screw a girl on the other side of the bamboo fence with tons of privacy as there were no lights on the other side. The whole beach is lit up with small lights all over. I would say about 2/3 of the tourists were Koreans on package deals. Most of the hotels had signs in Korean as did half of the restaurants.
I went to check out Club Bazurra but it was only 9pm and the place doesn't get going until 11 pm. During the high season, Bazurra is a place loaded with freelancers.
Another place I wanted to check out was the Wave Disco. This place did get busier later in the night and was also loaded with freelancers. I must warn you that there were many girls here that were 14 and 15 whom were trying to pass themselves off as 18. If they look too young, move on.
When walking down White Beach, you have to really watch out for billboys. They are in big groups and are up and down the beach. They are veyr aggressive and ugly. This isn't Thailand where you can be fooled by their sexual makeup...billboys are obvious. Filipino men are too ugly to even attempt to try to be good looking women. Just dont black out from drinking and you should have no problem shooing them away.
I ran into this old bag freelancer with saggin fake tits who told me that she knew of a good bar to party. She took me and a couple of nasty billboys over to a place called "Summer Place" This place had tons of freelancers but they were not that aggressive. They play trance music and there is one small circular bar next to the beach. There is a raised dance floor behind the bar and many pooltables. These girls and billyboys were ordering drinks and telling the bartender that I would pay. I didn't mind buying a couple of drinks but I wanted nothing to do with the billboys and I wasn't going to fuck this old bag so I told the bartender to cut them off. They went to order another round of shots but were shut down. The old bag got pissed and started calling me a kuripot....she then asked for me to give her and her friends 200 pisos for their services.....what service. I didn't speak a word to the billboys and I forked out 1,500 pisos for drinks. She started a scene and I was lucky enough to have the only female bartender intervene and tell the girls and boys to leave me alone. This girl was stunning so I started to flirt with her but was shut down immediately when her boyfriend showed up for some DFK. This guy was a young, studly looking Italian guy so I stood zero chance of snagging her away.
It was about midnight, and I was ready to head home but decided to stop into The Wave on the way home. The place was packed with Korean couples but there were a couple of freelancers roaming around. A couple of the Korean girls were younger and their husbands/boyfriends sat there at the table with their arms crossed and were giving the textbook Korean frown. I was sitting by myself so one of the girls at a large table grabbed me and took me to the dance floor with her friends. Before I knew it, I was surrounded by about 10 Korean girls and I was getting them to dirty dance with me. I was slapping their booties and making out with a couple of them...these girls were drunk and their boyfriends were pissed. They just sat there and gave me some stare downs.....I finally went back to my table and a few of them ditched there dates to sit with me. One girl sat on my lap and two guys immediatley came over and started yelling something in Korean and dragged the girls out of the disco...the rest of the couples followed. I then was approached by two young girls who were clearly 15/16 or younger and they wanted to know where I was staying....I bought them some drinks and danced with them for a while but gave them the brush off. I did see a group of ugly girls with one cute friend. The cute girl was extremely shy so we danced for a while. The bar was about to close so I asked her if she would like to come to my hotel...she said that it was too far but that I could go to her place. I was a bit apprehensive about going to the Filipino part of town with this girl who was barely legal but I was buzzed and we were off.
She held my hand and we walked through all these mud puddles and through trash piles. We were only about 100 yards from the beach but we were in a pocket slum that I never noticed before. We walked by countless parties full of filipino gambling and drinking. We then approached her apartment and walked up some narrow stairs. The place was a shanty with fiber board walls and tin roofs with no windows. The communal area had a nasty bathroom and a kitchen with dirty dishes piled high and empty beer bottles everywhere. Lucky for me there was a brown out, so we went into her room in a serious ghetto with no lights...I was not feeling safe. Her room was the size of my closet...her bed was a 3 inch piece of foam covered with a sheet on the floor. We started kissing and she climbed on top of me for some DFK. She still had her dress on, but slid her panties over and started rubbing her wet labia on my leg. She then took my shorts off and started kissing me again while rubbing her pussy on the shaft of my dick. Within minutes, she grabbed my dick and slid it inside....it barely fit in. Now this was a tight pussy. She started moaning and yelling "Oh my God"...and just then the power came back on and the room lights with it. I looked at the ceiling to see hundreds of lizards and cockroaches scattering around the ceiling. It was totally disgusting and the room was filthy. She could tell I was a little thrown off, so she turned the lights off...and told me, "Please dont go...I horny" I then slid it back in and concentrated on not worrying whether a lizard was going to land on my back....I could hear the bugs and lizars scurrying around. I had to concentrate. I then pumped away as hard as I could so my dick wouldn't get flacid...and then came on her stomach. I then asked her how much and she said..."you not going to stay." She looked as if she was going to start crying and I really did not want to sleep here nor could I...so I asked her how much she needed. She looked puzzled. Evidentally, she wasn't a freelancer and was with her friends for the night. She then said, "I don't want money, I want you to stay." I then gave her 500 pisos. She refused it but I set it on the bed and took off...seriously...I ran down th fuckin' stairs and was booking it Carl Lewis style. I felt bad but I really wanted to sleep in my bed and I just couldn't sleep with lizards and cockroaches tonight. Took a trike back to the resort and was asleep in minutes....to be continued.