Day 12

Well, the time had come and I had to leave Rio this evening. My plane was scheduled to depart around 8:30 pm, so I had some time to get in a few last minute termas sessions before I had to depart. I was thinking about another 4X4 romp, but it was around 2pm so I decided to head over to Aeroporto instead. I really liked this termas with the exception being that is was damn near impossible to get photos inside. This was especially discouraging to me given my first selection there. I originally passed on this blonde girl because it looked like she was fat and had a little pot belly. But upon closer inspection, I was just high. This girl was freaking gorgeous. Her name was Bela and she was 20. I cut short the chit chat and basically just confirmed a few things before going to a cabine with her.

She was great. She had some nice tits and gave an excellent BBBJ. She reacted very positively to the Vigel and we did the standard three with me finishing her off in doggie. Fresh off my experience with Linda last night, I asked her if she had done any porno movies. She appeared to be the type. She said that she did, but could not remember any of the names or give me any specifics. Hmmmm. Oh well. By this time I was tired because I went to bed really late the previous night (after the festa and then the late night romp with Linda and Iris) and I had to get up early this morning to check out of the Luxor Regente by noon. . I went to the relax room and actually fell asleep for a while. I woke up to giggling by some garotas and a fellow homem.

There was a Catherine Zeta-Jones look alike there that I approached and almost did her. But she was 26 and her deep voice kind of turned me off. In hindsight, I probably should have done her though. Instead, I ended up choosing Barbara, 21. Again I kept the chit chat short and just confirmed she could do the BBBJ and anal. I wanted to get in one last anal before I departed Rio.

The BBBJ was good and I ended up fucking her in missionary, girl on top, reverse cowgirl, doggie, anal, doggie and then finally finishing in her mouth. So I went out with a bang. Overall, they were two very enjoyable sessions to end my day and trip to Rio.

At this point I was debating a quick run to 4x4, but it was getting late and I still had to go back to Copa and get my luggage. I decided not to bring it with me and just left it at the front desk of the Luxor Regente. Check out time was noon so I had woken up around 11 to pack and get things ready before heading out.

The ride to the airport seemed a lot longer than the ride in, but finally got there. Security, while tedious was relatively painless. I did get the dreaded “extra” screening though while getting on the plane.

The ride back to Miami was in another piece of crap 767 that was packed full of people. The ride went smoothly though and was uneventful. Customs at Miami International went fine and I had a couple of hours to kill before boarding the plane back to DFW. The newer and nicer 777 from Miami to DFW was about 1/8 full. Someone had left a package on board so the plane wasn’t going anywhere. Two other AA pilots happen to be riding in the back of the plane where the package was left and I heard them telling the flight attendants to call in people from Miami-Dade County. .

Everyone was told not to go near the package and they did several announcements trying to get someone to claim it. Then the captain came on and said there would be a delay until it all got sorted out.

The resolution was kind of humorous though. One flight attendant, who either didn’t know the story about the package or didn’t care, eventually went up and grabbed it. The rest of the crew and the pilots in the back started screaming at her to leave it alone, but she just ignored them, opened it and found nothing but newspaper wrapping inside. She then took it off the plane.

Shortly after that we departed for DFW. I spread out in the center row and slept most of the way there. Once I arrived in DFW, I had some more fun since the plane arriving from Miami was so late. I caught the TRAAIN and started running as fast as I could once I got off so I could make my flight to Tucson.

I arrived at the gate just as the plane was scheduled to leave. I asked if the plane had left yet and it hadn’t even boarded. They had pilots, but no flight attendants. That flight eventually got cancelled. They put me on a later flight back to Tucson, but that wasn’t leaving for another 3 hours or so. So I pulled out my laptop and started watching movies and music videos. As it turned out, lots of people were trying to get to Tucson since like 2 pm the previous day. I started hearing the horror stories about how 88 planes were stuck on the tarmac for like 8 hours or more the previous night because of weather problems. Then the weather finally cleared, they still could not unload the planes because of staffing issues. It was something about them not being allowed to work anymore because they had already worked a 10 hour day. And then on top of that many people were stranded in the terminal all night long. Once 90 year old woman had to sleep on a cot they wheeled out for those stranded.

The new plane to Tucson I was rescheduled on was twice delayed because the flight attendants getting in on another flight were late. It was around 1 or 2 pm by now and some people that were sitting next to me had been trying to get to Tucson for more than 24 hours now.

Once the plane was finally boarded, we again had to wait a long time to get clearance for takeoff. The short flight to Tucson was uneventful, but when we finally touched down we were again delayed because all the AA gates at TIA were full. Luckily the wait was only about 30 minutes.

And that’s it. That was my 12 days in Brazil. Overall, it was a pretty good time. I am debating whether or not I want to do a Thailand-Brazil-Argentina comparison. Perhaps I will decide that at a later point in time. Others have covered that fairly well though.

In case anyone is interested, my unique garota count for this trip was 38.

Can you tell us what the $ total was for your 38?

Thanks for the trip report. Lot's of good info here.

Theloner,

I did not keep track of how much each girl cost or how much I spent total. I would estimate I spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $3000 US for girls, taxis, food and misc expenses not including hotel and airfare.

Roadglide,

Thanks!

Wow. Awesome report.

Thanks Bull_Winkle,

However, I wish I possessed the story telling ability, wit, humor, drama, and writiing talents of someone like yourself.

My stories are merely diaries of my adventures posted online. Your stories explore and go much deeper.

Xenono, I'm sorry to see you back because that means the end of your great adventure. I especially got a kick out of your story being stuck in DFW. One time I got on the train, missed my stop and ended up going around the entire loop. It is a LONG ride. What you said about the plane not being able to leave because there were no stewardesses rang another bell. Read this story which I thought was an exageration but apparently not:

http://fredoneverything.net/AmericanAirlines.shtml

I think Xenono writes the best reports. Thanks mate.

TF,

I agree with him about using foreign and discount airlines. My trips to Thailand on Korean and EVA Air always ran on time and without problems.

United to Argentina was ok, but AA back from Rio was horrendous.

I fly Southwest from Tucson to San Diego 5-10 times a year and never have a problem either.

Thanks for the nice comments about the report guys!

Xen, very great read with excellent details. I know we all appreciate the time and effort you put into your informative reports. I, for one, would love for you to write up your comparisons. Inquiring minds want to know these things, especially since I'm thinking about a BA trip soon, but I keep getting tempted by LOS or PI (tried and tested vs. something unfamiliar).