Once my girl left, I was off to a late start but decided to head over to Chatuchak Market for the afternoon. Many on this board have talked about how great of a place this is to shop in BKK....I will go one step further to say that it is the best place to shop in Bangkok...maybe Thailand. I made the mistake of going on Sunday instead of Saturday and I would not recommend going on this day as it is hot and every Thai person in Bangkok is there. You can take the sky train there as it is easy. Nancy Chandler's Bangkok map has an extensive map of the Market which is essential to deciding where to go during your shopping. The maps can be found at most book stores in Thailand, Kho Sahn Road, online and in the Market itself. This also a great place to take your gf, as there is everything under the sun but it won't break your bank. It will take you about 3 days to see the enire outdoor market so you should prioritize what you want to see, start early and drink lots of water. The day I went it was too crowded to make any progress throughout the stalls but there was so much eye candy that it didn't matter. I suggest you take a bib with you on your first time here as there are so many beautiful Bangkok girls that you will swear to never hook up with an Isaan girl ever again. Not to say that some of the hot Isaan girls aren't here either but the majority are good Bangkok girls.

Pretty much everything under the sun is here but here are a few unique items that will make it worth your trip from my perspective:
-Replicas of every old school Nike shoe ever made (Nike Air Force One, Air Jordan 84-88, Nike 85 Hoya high Tops, etc.)
-Handbags and duffle bags made of vinyl that replicate the old school Adidas and Puma bags from the 70's and early 80's. They also make square and half circle duffle bags with handles or straps with Playboy logo, Singha logo or Che Guevara.
-Stalls with Communist T-shirts and other old school Communist replica memorabilia that has become popular all over the world. I'm not a commie but some of the shirts look very cool.
-Armani replicated watches with leather straps that are too exact for even experts to notice.
-Used travel guides from all over the world at one third of the price.
-Farmer type hats with mesh backing that are popular right (John Deer, rock bands, etc.)
-Teak wood carvings for dinner ware and office equipment.
-Silk metallic color ties and linen ties
-Thai cofee and tea in bulk
-Jeans, especially used jeans and Levi's
-Exotic fruit (durian, mangosteen, etc.)
-Top notch replica backpacks made of top notch material and stitching. Many are waterproof.

The list is endless but it might be wise to bring 200-300 dollars and an extra piece of luggage as you will see many things unobtainable in the Western World. Also keep mindful of the fact that there are places sectioned off for jewelry so try to avoid having your girlfriend walk by these areas, especially if she is or was a bargirl. Best to go on Saturday and try to go alone if you just want to shop for family and friends because it will take 6 hours to see two aisles if you are with a Thai girl as they walk slow and have no concept of time and have to see every booth even if it is exactly the same as the booth before.

After blowing my trip budget at this market, I decided to head back to my hotel and pack the stuff away. I wanted to buy some CD's at Kho Sahn Road so I took a taxi there. Luckly there is an indoor store now which sells 12 CD's for 1,000 baht and has an excellent selection because it was starting to rain monsoon-style. After my purchase, I tried to avoid the rain by running underneath the makeshift covers for the sidewalk vendors. I was getting soaked, so I decided to pop into one of the indoor/outdoor cafe's all over Kho Sahn. The rain was relentless, so I ordered som Thom Yung Goong and a couple of large Chang beers. I was getting quite buzzed when a group of Thai hotties in school uniforms sat at the table next to me with one gay guy. They started talking about me and I responded to them in Thai....their mouths dropped and they were embarrassed but they asked me to join them. They then started speaking excellent English. I didn't understand why they had their uniforms on as it was Sunday but found out that they take some extra language classes at a local Univ. in BKK on Sunday, I think they said Chulakhorn University but not sure. I bought rounds of drinks but two of the girls did not want to drink. I found myself the center of attention with 6 Univ. girls in their sexy skirts and was amazed at how shyly assertive they were. The girl on my left had the best command of English and was definately the Queen Bee of the group. She kept grabbing my hand under the table. I kept staring at the girl across from me as she was the youngest and most innocent. She keyed into my interest for her and switched positions with the girl on my right after I came back from the john. I was then completely buzzed and holding both of their hands under the table while trying my best to give each of them equal attention so as not to lose face(their face). It was getting dark, so I asked what they were up to and they said, "We go with you...up to you...etc etc." I was in utter ectasy. I kept telling myself that there was no way that any of my friends were going to believe this, especially considering I didn't pay their barfine...they were regular girls. Kind of. A friend of mine told me that many University girls are now trolling Kho Sahn Road as they are all about hooking up with a falang and have no qualms about dropping their drawers to the falang of their choosing. Most of the guys in the area are much younger than your average monger and the girls are going there for adventure only...they already have money. I decided to go back and change and meet them at the Queen Bee's apartment. To my surprise they wouldn't let me pay for their bill. The Queen Bee dipped into her purse and pulled out a wad of 1,000 baht bills. I was still skeptical that these girls my be part timers but I just didn't want to ruin the moment. Only four of the girls were going and the other two gave me their number...damn.

Off to the hotel. I was still contemplating whether it would be worth it to go out with these girls, considering I could end up with no pussy in Thailand and I was staying right next door to pussy heaven. I had to dress decent, as I was going to cart around four hot Thai girls. I gave the directions to the taxi driver and we arrived a short time later. Once inside the apartment, I was very impressed....very modern and big. The other girls hadn't arrived yet and Queen Bee was making a bid for being pooying #1. She told me that her parents live in Bangkok but they give her an apartment closer to the university...shocking as most wealthy Thais are Chinese and wont let the girl leave the house until marriage. I was getting more skeptical. She put on MTV Asia and we talked while she held my hand and kept giving me suggestive looks and touches. She then gave me tons of complements and I reciprocated. I think we were about to go at it when the other extreme hottie arrived looking like a million bucks. 15 minutes later the other two arrived and they were speaking Thai so fast that I could not keep up with all the conversations. We finally decided to head out to Lava Club (I think) on Kho Sahn. I was the only falang there and decided to buy a bottle of Johnny Walker black and some liters of coke. I hate to dilute good whiskey with coke but that's what Thai's do and when in Rome.....

I danced with all the girls for hours and go into conversations about Thai men vs. Falang and they were telling me that falang are better looking but they dont speak Thai which gives Thai guys the advantage. I told them how I always see ugly Thai guys with beautiful girls and they started laughing and shaking their heads up and down. The Queen Bee then started talking about how they want to improve their English so they try to meet falangs to go out with all the time. They then got into the topic of their parents forbidding them to date or marry falang as they will be looked upon as whores. To them it was a way of rebelling their parents wishes temporarily but it would be damn near impossible to marry one of these girls as most of them are Chinese-THai mix and their parents are racist and would never even allow them to marry a Thai man with no Chinese ancestry.

Back to partying. We were getting tired of the techno music and I suggested we go to the Bed Supper Club. I had Queen Bee sit on my lap and all of the other girls piled in to the back with me.....if my friends could see me now. Once there, these girls were very impressed by this place. This place is frequented by wealthy Thais and falang alike. It is all white and has an unreal atmosphere. The place is pretty mellow but a great place to kick back and pose. You can check out the pics on www.bedsupperclub.com. It was getting close to 2am and the girls were starting to get tired as they had class the next day. I said I would pay for their taxi home and paid the tab...they all said their thank you's and gave me emails and numbers and left me there with Queen Bee. I guess they figured out the score and knew what was up. Surprisingly, QB wanted to go eat street food so we went to a place near her apartment and had noodle soup. She was feeding me my soup and pouring my beer....Oh yeah, it's on. She didn't even ask if I was going to her apartment...it was assumed. Once back in her apartment, I could tell she was little buzzed. She said that I could sleep on the couch....fuck. She made a bed for me on the couch and then we started talking, then kissing lightly, then DFK....the beast was unleashed. I reached under her shirt to feel some small A-cups...not to my liking but this girls face and legs were so flawless that it didn't matter. I then started focusing on what she was probably most conscious of....her small breasts. She had tiny nipples but I kept licking her nips and would kiss her from time to time on her lips while stroking her stomach. She would quiver a bit each time I felt her stomach until I finally got the courage to reach down underneath her pants and felt a moist pussy. I was outside of her panties but she was so soaked that her panties were going inside her pussy a bit. I then started rubbing her clit a bit and she said,"ka...ka"...score. She was a little clumsy but started grabbing my unit outside of my pants. I love the spontaneity of foreplay without the damn pre-shower ritual and towel. I then took off her pants and took off mine. I took off her panties and they were soaked...I gave them a little whiff as I looked away to make sure of her hygiene. I then started eating her papaya for a while then we then started kissing and she was giving me a hand job and she was so sexy that I was about to blow. I then took her hand and went to the bed for more DATY until I could hear her moan loudly with higher and higher pitch. As soon as I thought she was about to cum and then climbed up to enter her. She was so moist that I had to pull out a bit before cumming too soon. She was having none of that and put it back in.....I then spooned her a while before pulling out and cumming on her leg. She was not finished and laid me on the bed while she got on top and put my flacid dick inside of her.....She was so hot and moist that I was hard again in a few minutes....only this time I was going to last quite a bit longer. I fucked her all over the apartment before finishing with me holding her up while I was standing up and having her ride me until I came inside of her. We collapsed on the bed with me still inside of her. I woke up several times next to her and rubbed my unit on her butt....she responded every time with DFK and more sex....we repeated this in the morning and finished fucking in the shower. She was up about 7 am and made me promise I would see her before I left.....to be continued

o my GAWD!!!

Blazer,

You are the greatest of all time on this board.

I just creamed all over my key board and enjoyed every minute of it.

I was going to ask how old she was, but felt I might be scorned for asking the question.

omg i'm turgid

Hey,

Where the hell is the next chapter on University Girl. You know Queen Bee?

Also what about her hot little friend?

Damn Blazer, I am impressed. Perhaps I could go on one of these trips as your older brother? OK OK father. OK OK Abuelo!!!!

I'm writing the next chapter. This is the first time I actually took notes on my trip during the trip...just sketch notes but notes of details of what happened. I always make fun of Xen for doing this but I am starting to forget details when writing reports and remembering some important ones after I already submitted the report. This is the only chapter with no pics...she has tons of pics as she took some pics at night but I felt it would be strange dragging a camera around while taking these girls out...did not want to look too touristy.
I would love to go on a trip with you Senor Ben...I am going to Costa RIca in February...only a six hour flight. BTW, she was 20 years old....but looked much younger.

Yowza! I leave for Thailand in T minus 56 days and counting. I'm working out every day, I'm most of the way through Pimsleur's Thai lesson #4 and I'm now seriously pumped for a primo trip. I just wish I had more time.

Say, what does it cost to go to Bed supper club?

Have you noticed any changes in the government lately because of Pres. Bush's arrival next week?

Great report as always. So you took the plunge, Costa Rica in Feb? With your Spanish and close proximity, I'm surprised it took this long. You'll have a great time there. Of course, I'm sure you'll do about a dozen trips between now and Costa Rica.

I agree with you - many times I missed great photo ops because I didn't have a camera for want of not looking like a tourist.

Looking forward to the rest of the report.

Blazers,

You are right about the camera. You are way to cool to be caring around a camera.

I will carry the camera and hide in the closet.

BEd supper club not have a cover charge but a drink will set you back 240baht!